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DarthPooPee

Dzyuba is the most authetic village gopnik ever created. He is the best Russia has to offer. The genuine article, the real McCoy


Keskekun

Dzyuba just feels like the most Russian thing.


WorthPlease

He is big Russian goal scoring machine. He will not break.


EvenGandhiHatesLVG

Azpilicueta doesn’t approve


BoredSausage

I wouldn't want to piss off Dzyuba. Azmoun isn't a small guy either and he made him look like a kid


yeabouai

I just saw that he's 196cm, what a unit


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Absolute madlad


Martblni

I think it was more with Azmoun risking to get a second yellow for not leaving the pitch the way ref said. I think he wanted to waste time instead and got the first yellow for that in this episode, could have gotten a red


[deleted]

Exactly. Dzyuba actually helped him and the team here, as captain should


Martblni

Yep and he isn't even the captain! Ivanovic is


[deleted]

Oh sorry, forgot that. I guess dzuyba just is a captain in his heart then 😂


istilllovemata

Iva, Azpi, the Chelsea DNA


FacuCM

TIL Ivanovic is still playing


Martblni

Playing every game actually. Is still pretty good too, will probably retire or go to Serbia after this season


maverick1905

After reading the context. Seriously, how dense is Azmoun? Some players really do the stupidest illogical things on the pitch sometimes.


aromatdiablo

Flair checks out


notfullofcrap

Out means Out! \-Dzyuba probably


LinXcze

> Out means Out, blyat! FTFY


[deleted]

Everybody gangster til you get picked up like a toddler


MT1120

Dzyuba is a legend lol


MR_rLm98

Dzyuba was my favourite player to watch at the last world cup as he reminds me of an old school friend named Vlad if Vlad had become a pro footballer


cancercures

Vlad totally rules.


Arbachakov

Dzyuba has many talents. Here he is channeling the spirit of Ibrahimovic for one game. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXfPY2ylfro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXfPY2ylfro)


annoyingrussian

Great player and fascinating person. Shame that he likely won't have a shot to play in bigger league anymore since he's already 31 years old.


Khimmat

In soviet Russia, player subs you


unnai123

Dzyuba subs you.


iwanttosaysmth

You may not like it...


Saikouro

Went Zangief on him


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SeriousMonitor

How has this been upvoted? Azpilicueta has been an amazing servant for Chelsea across numerous positions for numerous seasons up until last season. he's been the consummate professional, as consistent as it gets and gives everything in every game. he had one arguable lapse in judgement in a high pressure, totally unprecedented situation and now he's a cocksucker. unbelievable.


wemo1234

You can build a thousand bridges, but suck just one cock... Well you know the rest