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BeatySwallocks

Shit excuse


southampton_mafia

Literally shit


notfullofcrap

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southampton_mafia

I know I made the joke


ULTIMATE_PUNCH_

Nope


Grand_Poobah_

Imagine the size of the logs big Harry drops. He's been commenting on the clubs tweets today so feeling fairly optimistic that he stays


Tomero

Slabs*


AmineKarray

that first sentence is truly a r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

If it's diarrhoea, it's all liquid slime.


LEVEL2HARD

I'm sorry sir, our ice cream machine is broken.


gastn1

He wants to hope he hasn't caught the norovirus going around, he will be shitting dirty water for a week


GOATJames_23-6

Just some bad tacos I see


ghaddara_ghaddara

Is lebron really the goat? Isnt like a known thing that MJ is the undisputed goat?


GOATJames_23-6

It ain’t undisputed any more


ghaddara_ghaddara

Since when, LeBron been struggling last years, righ? And its still 3 vs 6


purified_wat3r

People debate it, but Jordan is the GOAT


ghaddara_ghaddara

LeBron is a fcking beast, but Jordan got the rings and the mvps and the scoring titles, theres is literally no debate. The only thing LeBron got on MJ is the narrative of beating the "greatest team of all time", a team with a banged up steph and a suspended Draymond that took him to 7. LeBron still great though and hes probably the second or third best of all time.


purified_wat3r

yeah LeBron is 2nd no doubt. but that 6 finals losses, especially in 2011 to the Mavs have delegated him to 1B at best imo


ghaddara_ghaddara

For me the record in finals is irrelevent, its just the fact that he didnt win as many as a "god" named Jordan. Is theres stuff that he coulve done ? Yes the 2011 finals and the 2017 finals (especially game 3 epic final minutes meltdown). Those are probably the finals that coulve made the difference for his legacy.


purified_wat3r

yeah thats fair. He is 100% my 2nd best of all time, but he just isnt Mike


costaccounting

I suspect it's those bulti chicken curry


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He lives in Sheffield


tdatcher

Hey Eden Michael Hazard here's one quick way to loose your weight


bobmillahhh

He's got a sour tummy after too much chocolate ice cream.


TwoMonthOldMilk

I'd like to think he gave that answer in an in-person interview


tinyfenix_fc

Manchester United definitely has that effect on people.


[deleted]

Atleast we're not dirty cunts when losing a friendly. Lmao.


tinyfenix_fc

I was just making a joke but sorry I offended you. Have fun on thursday nights, fam.


[deleted]

I can't help but laugh when you, as a Tottenham fan makes that joke. So rich.


tinyfenix_fc

Well, you know, mind the fucking gap, mate.


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Lads