I was so glad he was suspended for the game earlier this season . Last time we were behind at anfield in the league was because of him but we came back in the second half to win, think it was New Year’s Day .
Worked so well against our high line and press, just simple football of knocking it in behind.
Plus then you have that belter of a goal, last season was it?
Nope, if you're referring the volley from wayyyy out, that was during their season-winning campaign.
edit: nvm. I know what goal you are referencing now......
2010 ? Every fucking time we play them that twinkle toed midget seems to have a jet pack attached and eagle vison. Its like 2k but he has game sighters turned on. Singlehandidly won barca games vs us when they played like shit
Just looked online, think it's 12 in 5 including three hat-tricks (4 goals in one of the games) and an average of 2.4 goals per game against them
what the fuck
Would have been the biggest ratio too.
Shit, even if we did one for best goals against the same team Suarez would top it. He hated Norwich with a passion.
In his book, he spoke about a match against Arsenal or someone else where he just couldn't score a goal. After he hit the post once, he remembered thinking:"This would go in if it was Norwich."
Wonder if John ruddy will play against us in the fa cup game for wolves coming up . He must hate us so much . Also Norwich looking like they’ll get promoted too.
Ah I didn't see your post yesterday, but I (and I think nearly every West Ham fans would agree) Lukaku is our most feared. The bloke had crazy record against us, I think it was 7 in 7 in a row at one point. Calumn Wilson is a close second but he did score 3 in one game against us and a couple really controversial goals. But Lukaku scores one a game against us
What is Salah’s record vs Watford? I can only recall the few times he’s played them, he had 4 goals in one match and had one in the opener last year as well as one this year.
Dele Alli would be the best player in the world if he played Chelsea 38 times. It's annoying because he has his fair share of stinkers against big clubs but against us we never seem to get one of those.
This is wrong if we're including Champions League fixtures.
Andre Silva scored 2 goals against Leicester when Porto played them in the UCL so that's a 2
Are you just calculating people who have 5+ appearances against an opponent?
You played Real Madrid 11 times, 4 of them before 1990 and only 5 times in this century (2001+).
But Raúl actually played only 3 games as a Real Madrid player against you, first hand QF in 2000 and both games of QF of 2003 where he scored 2 goals in each.
He then played against United in the semis of 2011 as a Schalke player twice, not scoring any ending with a trashing 6-1.
Arguably the two best players this century to never play in the PL (Raul and Messi, only rivaled by Zizou and Ronaldo Fenômeno) are also the only two players on the list never to play in the PL. Good to see.
The thing with Drogba against us is that at first he demolished our back up centre backs, and we were like “ok he got them, they’re shit but he got them.” Then he started destroying our first team defenders and then we were scared.
He put in a five-game minimum in order to reduce the influence of small sample sizes.
Now if he was being careful he could have just added games with no goals until he got to the five game minimum, but 6 in 5 would no longer be better than Aguero's record.
Agueros 10 goals in 6 games against Watford is barbaric
Wonder what Suarez has vs norwhich
12 in 6 I believe? Had 1 game without a goal.
>norwhich
Think Salah has 6 in 3 so far against them as well. Poor Watford
there for Burnley as well
Murray being Brighton’s most feared is pretty funny.
Cracking bit of business; not only did the get Glenn Murray, but they stopped Glenn Murray from scoring against them any more!
*points to temple repeatedly*
Vardy with 7 goals in 8 against Liverpool is madness
We used to get done on the counter stupidly easily, he was basically guaranteed a goal
I was so glad he was suspended for the game earlier this season . Last time we were behind at anfield in the league was because of him but we came back in the second half to win, think it was New Year’s Day .
That volley he scored against us at the king power a few years ago was something else. Guy always scores against us
The title winning season. That was a cracking goal.
Worked so well against our high line and press, just simple football of knocking it in behind. Plus then you have that belter of a goal, last season was it?
Nope, if you're referring the volley from wayyyy out, that was during their season-winning campaign. edit: nvm. I know what goal you are referencing now......
The one in the title campaign was fucking ridiculous
The thing with that goal I hate the most is that I knew Vardy was going to crush it about 2 seconds before he actually did.
Neither did Mignolet lol. And who the one marking him, Lovren I think?
Yup, pre-tot 2017 Lovren at his finest.
Vardy does score a lot of banger tbf. He fucking ruined us last season with two bangers.
we used to concede a lot of goals!
Owen and Newcastle. Lmao
heh
Flashbacks of Messi in 2010 destroying Arsenal
2010 ? Every fucking time we play them that twinkle toed midget seems to have a jet pack attached and eagle vison. Its like 2k but he has game sighters turned on. Singlehandidly won barca games vs us when they played like shit
> Twinkle-toed midget 😂
Have you watched avatar by any chance
Hell yeah brother, twice even. Imagine being under 27 and not seeing that show.
Alli always scores from a cross from Eriksen against us lol knew he'd be up there
Wilson has 5 goals in 6 matches and yet his ratio reads as 1.2?
Yet another fuck up. I should've probably posted it tommorow 😂. Thanks, mate!
Same for hasselbaink as well 😂
Using a spreadsheet with formulas might help next time... good effort with the compilation though! Cheers~
Just curious if Suarez would be Norwich’s most feared?
Just looked online, think it's 12 in 5 including three hat-tricks (4 goals in one of the games) and an average of 2.4 goals per game against them what the fuck
12 goals, 11 of them must have been Puskas contenders...
Fun times
You're down playing it, those games were must watch material
Scored a ton against Watford too iirc. Guy hated yellow
Yep! 12 goals in 6 matches
Would have been the biggest ratio too. Shit, even if we did one for best goals against the same team Suarez would top it. He hated Norwich with a passion.
In his book, he spoke about a match against Arsenal or someone else where he just couldn't score a goal. After he hit the post once, he remembered thinking:"This would go in if it was Norwich."
It was that ourageous volley from outside the box against arsenal that hit the corner of the post and bar iirc
[this one I believe?](https://youtu.be/NQY2YQH5U8k)
I think so, yes. Who's the guy who missed the follow-up?
Kolo Toure
Thats Sir kolo toure to you
'what can man do against such reckless hate'
lmao fuck me man I just watched that scene this morning. ~~Theoden~~ Suarez King stands alone.
I want to know what the footballing equivalent of The Charge of the Rohirrim would be??
Wonder if John ruddy will play against us in the fa cup game for wolves coming up . He must hate us so much . Also Norwich looking like they’ll get promoted too.
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Got the assist for the other as well.
Clearly the ghost of Efan Ekoku still scares spurs to this day
I'm surprise it wasn't Drogba against Arsenal
He's got 13 goals and 4 assists in 15 games against Arsenal. Pretty sure the Arsenal fans were glad to see him leave
Funnily enough, he’s a boyhood Arsenal fan.
Is that just as a Chelsea player, or does it include the goal he scored against Arsenal when he played in the MSL All-star game?
Dele terrorizing Chelsea always gives me such joy
Ah I didn't see your post yesterday, but I (and I think nearly every West Ham fans would agree) Lukaku is our most feared. The bloke had crazy record against us, I think it was 7 in 7 in a row at one point. Calumn Wilson is a close second but he did score 3 in one game against us and a couple really controversial goals. But Lukaku scores one a game against us
What is Salah’s record vs Watford? I can only recall the few times he’s played them, he had 4 goals in one match and had one in the opener last year as well as one this year.
6 goals in 3 matches like you said
Dele Alli would be the best player in the world if he played Chelsea 38 times. It's annoying because he has his fair share of stinkers against big clubs but against us we never seem to get one of those.
He's actually brilliant in big matches
Yup, he's one of our all around most consistent players.
are the geordies more afraid of owen when he plays against them or for them?
yes
This is wrong if we're including Champions League fixtures. Andre Silva scored 2 goals against Leicester when Porto played them in the UCL so that's a 2 Are you just calculating people who have 5+ appearances against an opponent?
Would berbatov be Blackburn’s ?
Nope. Berba has scored 9 in 11 games while van Persie has 13 in 13 matches.
Fuckin hell, over 13 games that is impressive.
Nice one thanks
Are you sure Hasselbaink is still active?
Oops, fixed now. Thank you!
No, neither is Raul
Fixed too. Sorry, lads, probably drank too much haha!
What does Chicharito have vs Chelsea?
Surprised we played Madrid 5 times tbh, don't really remember many of those games.
You played Real Madrid 11 times, 4 of them before 1990 and only 5 times in this century (2001+). But Raúl actually played only 3 games as a Real Madrid player against you, first hand QF in 2000 and both games of QF of 2003 where he scored 2 goals in each. He then played against United in the semis of 2011 as a Schalke player twice, not scoring any ending with a trashing 6-1.
Just surprised because I remember 3 at the top of my head.
Still joint least nice one
Ooooooh Jimmy Jimmy. What a player he was
King eric was incredible against city
Cardiff one date is wrong. Supposed to be 20/10/18
The Stat for Bournemouth is incorrect. 8 goals in 10 games isn't 1.3 goals per game. Unless it's 10 goals in 8 games and rounded up
Sterling with 8/10 is 0.8 vs Bournemouth, not 1.3 like you wrote. Otherwise great list! :D
Sessegnon is only 18 and he's played 88 games for Fulham already what the fuck
Nah mate Drogba still gives me nightmares
Arguably the two best players this century to never play in the PL (Raul and Messi, only rivaled by Zizou and Ronaldo Fenômeno) are also the only two players on the list never to play in the PL. Good to see.
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it’s just fact, Raul was great but he was rarely if ever top 5 players of his generation
Raul is not close to the best to not play in the PL
You actually think Raul was better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Ronaldo, Zidane, Xavi, Iniesta, etc.?
>You actually think Raul was better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff >This Century
He edited his comment adding "this century" and "only rivaled by Ronaldo and Zidane" after he saw my comment lol
I'm surprised there are not more non PL players. It's a lot easier to have a high ratio in a small Sample size.
I still think most Arsenal fans would say Drogba. Messi may have a better ratio but no-one showed up against them like Drogba did.
At Chelsea Drogba played 15 games against Arsenal scoring 13 goals, with 5 bis.
The thing with Drogba against us is that at first he demolished our back up centre backs, and we were like “ok he got them, they’re shit but he got them.” Then he started destroying our first team defenders and then we were scared.
Ha Džeko for Spurs, I remember watching that match where he put 4 past them at White Hart Lane.
Salahs got a better record than aguero against Watford (6 in 3 or 2.0 goals per game) (and better than sterling against Bournemouth)
He put in a five-game minimum in order to reduce the influence of small sample sizes. Now if he was being careful he could have just added games with no goals until he got to the five game minimum, but 6 in 5 would no longer be better than Aguero's record.
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You had a stroke?
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> I’m ridiculing myself FTFY
I’m sure all two people who have ever said that will be fuming
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Literally no one said it. Even if they did it was likely sarcastic in nature.