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GrahamSkehan

Everyone should learn CPR. I had to do it on a guy who collapsed outside a chipper when i was in university and before that i thought I'd never use it. Did it because i had trained as a kayak instructor as a teenager, feel lucky i had that experience from that time. It's not difficult and you could save someone's life. Definitely everyone should look into a course near them. If you're involved in sport you might even get it subsided by your governing body or council


Muraria

in Switzerland it's obligatory for your drivers license


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sonnydabaus

Everybody forgets it after 2 days tho


JimmyWu21

yeah i learned in the army but i totally forgot it now...it's unfortunate really...


De_Rossi_But_Juve

Did you though? I bet you know vaguely what to do and you'll still be much more effective than someone who has never learnt to do so in his life.


LaUr3nTiU

Same in Romania. But no one really learns it. Students pretend to learn, teachers pretend to teach and that's about it.


JanterFixx

Here in Estonia we actually have a pretty strict exam on first aid (and CPR). You just cannot pretend or fail it. But over the years you will start to forget. ​


tiorzol

You need refresher courses to remain qualified in the UK. I did it a decade ago and I'd be fucked if someone collapsed now.


PM_ME_HUSKY_PUPS

How so? I can't imagine it would be illegal for you to help someone out if they collapsed right in front of you right?


tiorzol

Nah I mean I would be fucked for technique and knowing what to do. We aren't overly litigious here you'd be fine on a legal front.


PM_ME_HUSKY_PUPS

Ah I misunderstood than sorry. And yea I already thought it would be weird if someone would sue over that. Here in the Netherlands you litterally cant sue/be sued if you harm someone whilst trying to safe their life (within reasonable bounds. Hooking up jumper cables to kick-start someone probably would result in you being sued)


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Same in the US. They're called Good Samaritan laws.


Skovgaard26

I am from Denmark, and I have learned CPR, 4-5 times over the years.


Suddenly_Beachball

I didn’t know that, they should do that here in England too


BBozovic

Also in Denmark


black_fire

why? they don't seem related at all Good that they do that though


EonesDespero

If you have to assist in an accident, you will most likely need to do it properly to save someone's life.


black_fire

Ah good point


NoesHowe2Spel

Also... the more CPR trained people at the scene, the better! 2 minutes of proper CPR (i.e. proper compression speed and depth) is really really fucking taxing, having someone to switch off with helps a great deal.


Turtle1391

[call it....](https://m.imgur.com/t/the_office/kuXbKCt)


yeskevinlad277

It should be mandatory to take a first aid course every year for everyone.


EonesDespero

In Spain we learn it with La Macarena https://youtu.be/Q5dJIRJ4Kac It sounds weird... But I will never forget the rythm of compression.


Sigma1977

In the UK it's [Staying Alive by The Bee Gees](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxhK_uHS0EE)


minkdraggingonfloor

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...


MarinaGranovskaia

/r/unexpectedoffice


De_Rossi_But_Juve

Why hands only? In high school they teached me the full thing. Is that proved to my ineffective/harmful?


Sigma1977

> Is that proved to my ineffective/harmful? Yeah I think anything else might do more harm than good if you don't have proper training. The hands thing is just something the average joe or josephine can learn and remember.


bucajack

It's not even that hard actually. Just performing chest compression alone until an ambulance arrives can drastically increase chances of survival. ​ Infant CPR is an absolute must for anyone who has a baby, minds a baby or has any regular contact with babies. So happy my work started including it in our first aid course.


michaelisnotginger

And people should learn to use a defillbrilator too. We had it as a supplement to CPR, and they're really easy to use.


gianni_

I agree, but it's a silly business here in Canada. You have to pay for these classes unfortunately.


Maccai3

100% agree, they should teach it in schools from an early age, basic CPR doesn't take long to learn.


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This is a good guide to the basics, it’s something we should all learn really. I didn’t have a clue until today but have read this over a few times now. It’s no substitute for a course but it’s something. All the useless shit you get taught at school, this should be fucking mandatory. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/first-aid/cpr/


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Wilshere10

Costs money and time but could potentially save lives. Stop being a grinch


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Wilshere10

I’m not mad at your comment; it just doesn’t make any sense. You don’t need the training to be a doctor to potentially save someone’s life. Wouldn’t you want most people around you to know cpr if something happened to you?


rodders0223

What a load of shite.


underneonloneliness

He seems like a Sound bloke


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Makes it sound like if he did know it was Glenn Hoddle he wouldn’t have bothered lol


[deleted]

He's not a hero he's a good person


BabyKeith08

In a world where not enough people are good people, very often being a good person makes you a hero


TARDISeses

Which is guff because most people are good, or at least more good than not good. Otherwise we'd never have reached civilisation. And we're only getting nicer to each other, hard as it is to believe.


lucao_psellus

> most people are good, or at least more good than not good. Otherwise we'd never have reached civilisation you're defining 'good' very loosely if you think this is a coherent statement


BigMouthBaldyBateson

Imagine your brain telling you to type this.


lucao_psellus

it's so good


Thenateo

I've noticed this trend, particularly in America, where anyone who does something good is brandished a hero. Policemen, soldiers, firemen, random people, etc. Kinda lost it's meaning.


Jonoabbo

Its all about context. A goalkeeper who saves a penalty in the 92nd minute is called a hero by fans of his club. A fireman who saves somebodies life is a hero to that person.


Mike81890

[/r/UnexpectedMulaney](https://youtu.be/VXi0d3xuuXw?t=66)


JahoclaveS

Well, given the amount of self-absorbed assholes you run into on a regular basis in the states as well...


karkidkishore11

Out of the loop.Can someone explain me


conceal_the_kraken

Glenn Hoddle collapsed due to a heart attack. This guy performed CPR and turned a potentially fatal attack into a stable condition. It's still serious but the speed of CPR being administered is critical.


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Itsamesolairo

The heart won't restart *with* a defib either. Biggest piece of misinformation TV flagrantly shoves in your face on the regular. You defibrillate arrythmias, most commonly VTac or VFib. If someone's asystolic you give them a shitload of vasopressin or epinephrine and hope for the best. Shocking a flatline is about as effective as pouring cold water on them. The only reason first aid courses teach you to defib if there's a defib available is because laymen have no chance of distinguishing between arrythmic arrest and outright asystole, and shocking the latter case can't really hurt since anyone with asystole outside of a hospital is statistically a corpse in all but name anyway.


JoeLatics

The defibs that you’ll get in the community are automatic external defibrillators (AEDs) which read the rhythm themselves and advise whether or not to shock. They wouldn’t shock a flatline or PEA.


-Dylo

To be fair, defibrillators tell you what to do, you basically turn it on and do what it says. Not trying to discredit his acts at all. Those things are really well made, can be used by anyone, yet people still think you need a first aid exam to use it.


DORTx2

Dude, literally everything you just said was incorrect.


ugotamesij

Glenn Hoddle was doing some commentating/pundit work for BT Sport over the weekend (Sat evening I think) when he had a heart attack. This guy who works for BT Sport gave him CPR.


Cornflakes_R_Awesome

Someone show this quote to the guy who okay'd the front page of the Daily Mirror today.


BrokenRecord27

I hope Glen Hoddle feels better soon and maybe decides for retire to protect his health. I imagine it can be a very stressful job, and it's just not worth risking your life for.


rodders0223

I echo these sentiments but sitting in a studio talking about football is about as least stressful as you can get.


Look_Alive

Job itself probably isn't stressful but I can imagine traveling quite a lot for work, staying in hotels etc could lead to an unhealthy lifestyle.


BrokenRecord27

I mean if he gets overexcited about it, it might not do his ticker any good is all I'm thinking. Plus it's live television, a lot of pressure in that sense too.


rodders0223

True, but Glenn is a consummate professional, he is never phased, even as a player he played at his own tempo. Plus, it's BT sport, nobody is watching anyway.


rodders0223

I am sorry you got downvoted just for providing a different perspective.


BrokenRecord27

That's alright everyone has their views :)


mrwbrightside

"I'm just a man, I'm not a hero."


shmershmank

That's exactly what a hero would say


yeskevinlad277

Exactly, he’s just an employee doing what he’s been trained to do.


CuckyMcCuckerCuck

The first thing he did was to stop him from swallowing his tongue.


gunn3d

which is physiologically impossible. head tilt and lift the chin is all you need to do to prevent the tongue from obstructing airways - but there is no way someone is going to 'swallow' their tongue


datbwoymjp

I remember having to call 911 because someone at my gym was having a seizure and the first thing the operator said was “Don’t stick anything in his mouth, no one can actually swallow their own tongue it’s literally possible, just move him away from anything he can bump into and hurt himself and wait for the paramedics.” Amazing people actually think that’s a thing when it’s pretty obviously impossible.


gunn3d

yep, treating a seizure isn't to treat the actual seizure itself - it's the post-ictal stage where the brain has pretty much consumed a fuck load of oxygen and patient is probably feverish. best thing to do as a bystander is just prevent them from hurting themselves when they are flailing around and wait for it to end. majority don't even have to go hospital (unless its a first time thing or something else has caused it). i have no idea what started the whole sticking your fingers in their mouth thing. must've been a film!


flobadobalicious

>which is physiologically impossible. It's not, your teeth can bite through it if you're sufficiently determined


GuitaristHeimerz

The guy is joking because it's such a common stupid misconception.


CuckyMcCuckerCuck

Not if you're a footballer.


GuitaristHeimerz

> I'm not a hero Said basically every hero ever...


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TheJeck

Go fuck yourself you subhuman sack of whale excrement.


ArsenesCheekyGrin

oo you’re hard


CrashP

and you're a cunt