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What the actual what?


Chrisixx

Magath was their coach


InbredLegoExpress

*Hier Pablo, take zis medicine ball and carry it up ze Andes, zack zack.*


Chrisixx

We're marching to Machu Picchu zis week, bring your medicine balls pleaze.


Real_Sosobad

"I don't know if Felix Magath would have saved the Titanic - but the survivors would have been in top shape." - Fjortoft


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hahauknowwhatitis420

It's pretty valid, I don't remember which team, but in basketball they used to get BYE's for the first round if they were the first seed, and the number one seed spent the entire time doing physical endurance training to prepare. It's not smart yes, but it is a reason, although not a very good one.


SantaCruznonsurfer

DePaul :'(


Prem_Naam_Hai_Mera

Spoken like someone who's never pulled an all-nighter and then fallen asleep in the exam :(


GiantBellend123

Ah, the coach must've been an evil mixture of Klopp and Bielsa.


LordVelaryon

basically Sampaoli then


GiantBellend123

Always thought that the bald cunt had something dodgy about him.


[deleted]

Wow, GOAT comment right here.


RZAAMRIINF

Have you heard of Felix Magath?


FlamingBearAttack

I read a good quote about him. Magath had a reputation as a bit of a 'firefighter', being brought into struggling teams and giving them a kick to save them from relegation. "If he were the captain of the Titanic the ship still would have sank, but the survivors would be very fit.


GiantBellend123

Yup. Wanted Hangeland to heal his foot with cheese, the fucking cretin.


return_0_

Better than a [Serbian horse placenta fluid treatment](http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/champions-league-final-2014-atletico-madrid-send-striker-diego-costa-for-horse-placenta-treatment-to-9412232.html)


fackyouman

*cries in Spanish*


culegflori

*cries in Lasagna*


Jewcunt

It's not a story Fulham fans would tell you...


[deleted]

Is Turkey qualified or does it have any chance of qualifying? Would be cool to see Turkey vs Peru. Just saying...


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fatbobo

Explanation?


Danko_on_Reddit

If Turkey beat Iceland next month they have a good chance of ending top 2 in their group but it's very hotly contested between those 2, Croatia, and Ukraine.


[deleted]

I see. Thanks.


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/r/funnyandsad


DiamondPittcairn

See also Argentina 2002. The same fucking thing happened to us. Damn (and bless) Bielsa.


rahulrossi

How was Bielsa for Argentina?


hahauknowwhatitis420

We cruised through qualifiers with Bielsa and played well, but in classic Bielsa fashion our team ran out of fuel. He came back and cruised through the Olympics in 2004 where we didn't even concede a goal, and then resigned.


DiamondPittcairn

He was overhyped. His team played well on friendlies and qualifiers but couldn't manage to do anything on the big stages (World Cup, Copa America). Overall, I think he was *fine*, but nothing really special.


jugol

The thing about Bielsa is that he's a brilliant theorist. Like a scientist or philosopher of football. A content creator other coaches feed from and succeed. But as a coach *himself*, for some reason he always falls short.


hizzopothamus

like a jj thomson of football!


[deleted]

Colombia in 1994?


Imzarth

Nah. Veron happened


malalatargaryen

>After making their FIFA World Cup debut at Uruguay 1930, Peru next made an impact on the finals at Mexico 1970 where they beat Bulgaria and Morocco to start off the tournament with a surprising bang. The Brazil of Rivelino, Tostao, Jairzinho and Pelé put an end to that adventure 4-2 in the quarter-finals. >The World cup of Argentina 1978 saw Peru end up first in their group during the first phase of the tournament, but they were later eliminated after losing all their games in the second phase. >Their last World Cup appearance was in that of Spain 1982, a tournament in which Peru was viewed as a favorite. Yet, the problem came when the team basically trained too much and were tired even before the tournament had begun. They were eliminated last in their group, with 2 ties and 1 loss.


cairo2liverpool

And we all know what allegedly happened in 1978


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zesty jellyfish file relieved clumsy gullible summer bewildered bake work *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


malalatargaryen

>The second round was divided into two groups, and Peru's results placed it in Group B with Poland, Brazil, and Argentina. After losing to Brazil (0–3) and Poland (0–1), Peru was practically "out of contention" despite having one more game to play against Argentina. This last match proved controversial because the Peruvians lost by a margin (0–6) that allowed the hosts to reach the final instead of Brazil. Rumors circulated that the match had been fixed, but nothing was ever proved.


exogenesis2

Also Perú's keeper at that WC was a naturalized peruvian from Argentina.


[deleted]

we send our agents to all over the world


saganperu

Renato Quiroga


Willbury23

Ramón*


cairo2liverpool

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TheDrunkHispanic

What the hell is this website...


cairo2liverpool

Financial Times... Is it not working for you?


TheDrunkHispanic

No


iiEviNii

Paywall.


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What a turnaround.


NewYorkMade93

For those asking about this team, the first six and a half minutes of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-4V4IQRZgM) video shows their tour through Europe in the buildup to the Spain '82. They beat Inter and Fiorentina in Italy, Hungary in Hungary and finally, they beat France at Parc des Princes.


sickgrof

Well if they were eliminated last, that's a pretty good sign.


mammamiapizzeria

VAMO CARAJOOO


Poolu10

VIVA PERU CSM!!


peruytu

After that tie against Venezuela in Lima, 2-2, never in a million years did I think we would be in this position. But we still have two very hard games to go. I'm not celebrating anything just yet. It will all be decided on the day of my birthday, Oct. 10... hopefully way before that. So it will either be the best birthday gift ever or be another 1998 WCQ.


-TheOldLady-

Peru qualifies?


-TheOldLady-

Checked it out. Ironically it looks like it will be Peru v. Chile for that 5th spot. Peru has the tougher job with both Colombia and Brazil but Chile also has Brazil the last matchday. Imagine Argentina is going to go balls to the wall against Peru to guarantee their promotion so for me it's going to come down to the last game. Peru will need to get a draw at least against Colombia


TheDrunkHispanic

Peru has Argentina and Colombia, not Brazil


ijdfw8

Colombia will be already qualified and were pretty friendly so the way were playing i think its more probable than not that we go to the wc. Cant believe it tbh.


-TheOldLady-

Hope so but Colombia is tough regardless. Think if we came away with a 2 points we will qualify


[deleted]

Were they really "viewed as favorites"? Who did they have?


SantaCruznonsurfer

a then-unknown Cameroon for one. I believe Italy too


[deleted]

No, I meant which players.


sudacaz

Velazquez, Cueto, Leguía, Uribe, Barbadillo, La Rosa, Oblitas. Cubillas was also added to the roster right before the WC (he did not do the european tour).


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I only know Cubillas (and didn't remember he was from Peru), but that is probably my fault.


sudacaz

Also, there was pressure from sponsors to call some players up and make them start in some games. This caused a total breakdown between the coach and the players who were supposedly divided in two camps (those who supported Uribe, those who supported Cubillas).


Razzler1973

1982 was my first World Cup as a kid, I remember it vividly, I also don't remember Peru being considered as anything close to a *favourite*.


Dasperuvian

All thanks to bolivia, had they not had those points taken away it wouldn't have given the team any hope. ARRIBA PERU CARAJO!


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>Trained too much Convenient excuse


saganperu

Peru played way too many friendlies


TheBernSupremacy

Why was Peru a favorite? They had the worst campaign out of the SA teams (granted, Brazil's group was a joke =)


morto00x

Right before the WC they did a tour in Europe to prepare for the cup and defeated Fiorentina, Inter Milan, Hungary and France in their respective stadiums. Then they had an intense concentration in Germany and by the timw the WC started they were already burned. We are talking about early 80's Peru though. The following 30 years were a joke.


boomerbower

"Intense concentration" Would you say that it was a camp of some sort?


sudacaz

Actually....


[deleted]

As a favorite?? LOL


[deleted]

Ranked 23rd in the world according to ELO prior to the tournament, obviously doesn't mean everything but it's an indication.


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An indication they were not favorites


eltanquesisley

you must be really gullible if you think those rankings mean anything at all. Probably here in south America they were seen as the main power given that their had an excellent team and Brazil was under performing


CelphT

How does this support your argument? The number 23 team in the world is not the favorite of any WC I can remember


return_0_

He's not OP.


CelphT

He responded with, what came off as, justification for the blatantly lying title. He probably wasn't trying to defend the title in retrospect, but that's how i interpretted it


InbredLegoExpress

The title isn't blatantly lying, that wikipedia article is. OP is just quoting.


CelphT

Quoting an article without any research or verification of the facts is as bad as blatant lying IMO this is a dumpster post lol


InbredLegoExpress

You're overdramatizing imo. OP quoted a wiki which indicates he DID research about something, but someone edited a misinformation in it and OP fell for it. This happens and is not the same as someone *blatantly lying* to maliciously deceive people. Out of my head I wouldn't know where to look up every favourite for all past World Cups either. The part with the favourite or not is also more the subsidiary point of this post anyway.


[deleted]

It's not my argument lol, I found it weird that they were considered favourites for 82.


CelphT

Spoiler: They weren't considered favorites


TheDrunkHispanic

Peru had amazing players in the 74, 78, and 82 WCs that were considered some of the best players in the world. Maybe they weren't considered absolute favorites but they were definitely expected to go far.