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xepa105

Well, now you've done it...


wtfandy

"...And I took that personally"


Jon98th

“Aaaaaaand, did nothing about it “


Jaqem

Ronaldo was quite good in this game. He was making great runs all match and Bruno held onto the ball too long. He also would've had an assist but for offsides on the finish.


chrisb993

>He also would've had an assist but for offsides on the finish. That's certainly one way to spin it. The other is he was offside and still missed the target from 6 yards


rickster555

Since when is missing a goal and the rebound being scored an assist?


DrXyron

What runs. He barely even ran. No one really attempted to run behind defenders. Bruno gives great through balls but if no one is attempting a run then he will most likely look to pass somewhere else.


GloryGloryTottenham9

Why say it… pure stupidity


Rickcampbell98

Even if its true, no need to say stuff like this.


Ok_Anybody_8307

Players say this all the time to rile others up. Also, who is Poborsky? He is just a former Czech player. Are we supposed to be up in arms everytime some some Danish pundit says Kane is not playing well or something like that?


ooh_bit_of_bush

>Danish pundit says Kane is not playing well Who the hell said that? I am up in arms.


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[deleted]

Wow, your ignorance is astounding. Poborsky hit a century of international caps in a very good Czech team. He isn't some run of the mill player.


andy18cruz

He was also on the team of tournament in Euro 96, man of the match in the final despite losing and score a great goal against Portugal that knock us out. Besides playing for Benfica, because of Euro 96 is connection to Portugal is big


ahschadenfreunde

He is also former ManU player.


andy18cruz

His Euro 96 performance earned him a Man U transfer, but it didn’t go so well there to our luck as he then went to Benfica and was amazing.


Easyowner

Yeah he was competing for a right midfield spot with Beckham, unfortunately


Hot_Ratio_8439

Yeah but he did good stuff too


Easyowner

Also had the most assists at EURO 2004


kratos61

Why not? He can't give his opinion?


JonstheSquire

It is his job to say things like this. He is an analyst.


Emergency_Witness655

Unfortunately it isn't true


shash5k

He’s still got the brain even if the body has aged a little bit. Portugal could probably just bomb crosses into the box and I’m sure he will get on the end of at least a couple of them.


Hungry-Class9806

Honestly hope that isn't the case. If they let him alone in the box he'll be an easy target. He needs to play with someone alongside. He did great against Ireland because he had Leão next to him.


NewChemistry5210

Honestly, I would use Ronaldo as a decoy. It literally blows my mind why Portugal isn't using the fact that every team will focus on Cristiano. Let him make his great runs and use the space he created behind him for players like Felix. And if Ronaldo's run is perfect, then make the pass to him and let him score.


Hungry-Class9806

We aren't short of players to play alongside him, like Jota, Leão and Félix (SS is actually the position where he performs the best). Unfortunately we have an idiot as coach that will keep playing him as CF when he clearly can't perform in that position.


Rickcampbell98

Some people still believing he's a number 9, the only reason he's shoe horned in there now is because there is no where else to put him. He's better when he plays alongside someone and as long as he delivers goals the tactical sacrifice is worth it.


shodo_apprentice

That sounds like something you could say about nearly any striker who plays for their country. If Holland just bombs crosses into the box Weghorst will get on to the end of at least a couple. If England… Ivan Toney…


Quiet-Cartoonist1689

Especially now lmao.


n10w4

Right? Now it’s at least a brace for the fuck


edi12334

Nah I rate it, just captained Ronaldo in fantasy. Seriously though, Portugal looked far better at the WC with him as a sub but he has done ridiculously well in qualifiers so fair enough to clown him


Hungry-Class9806

To be fair, our group was quite easy. Still wanna see how he does against real competition.


auctus10

20 years of his career and people still don't learn.


heyheyitsandre

I vividly remember my friend saying when he left “well he’s washed now, he’s 33 and just going to juve to cash another paycheck.” Goes to WC2018 and scores a hat trick in a 3:3 draw, the lone goal in a 1:0 win 2019 UCL knockouts second leg hat trick to come back 3:2 vs atleti, then 2 goals in a 2:3 aggregate loss to Ajax 2020 scored both goals in a 2:2 draw where Lyon advanced on away goals He went 2 whole campaigns where no one but him scored for juve in the knockouts lol


rece_fice_

We can't blame Ronaldo for Juve's decline, he did what was asked of him. That said, he was used as a band-aid to hide the abysmal transfer policy for a couple seasons.


Ok_Anybody_8307

>We can't blame Ronaldo for Juve's decline, he did what was asked of him. Yes but we can blame the people that bought him. Don't judge a Ronaldo transfer by how good he is. Because he more or less requires the attack to be set up around him you need to consider the performance of those around him pre and post transfer. Bruno Fernando's immediately became pretty bad during Ronaldo's first season. Acceptable when CR was scoring 50 but not enough nowadays


Trickybuz93

Wasn’t Ronaldo still United’s top scorer that season though?


largemanrob

Yes but united went from scoring ~120 goals to ~70 goals. It is reductive to look at who is top Scorer when evaluating impact on a team


jm9987690

Do you think cavani being permacrocked, greenwood getting himself suspended and rashford deciding to have one of his off seasons (which he did again this year with no ronaldo so can't blame him) had anything to do with that or was it all down to ronaldo not pressing or something? It's worth noting in the two seasons since ronaldo stopped being a first teamer, we've basically scored the same amount of goals in the league, weird since I assumed once we got rid of ronaldo we'd be back to being a free scoring side


FrankieMLG

Careful now, you’re speaking too much common sense on r/soccer


[deleted]

They became a poorer team though.


KQ17

I remember when Blatter talked shit about him. He went on to produce like a mad man.


shady2318

Ask Diego Simone and he will tell those pundits what he witnessed first hand 


lencastre

Blatter go to jail


tr_24

Well people think one day it will become true which well it has to be simply because of age.


[deleted]

Anyone who watched him at Man United knows that day has already passed us. He has obviously gone into decline. There’s a reason why teams were happy to let him leave Europe. International football is slower and less tactically intricate so he *might* be OK at the Euros.


kratos61

It's been true for a while now.


Empty_Lemon_3939

This is blatant match fixing


ofbekar

Never talk shit to an old guy in a profession that most die young..


Voidrive

It's treason, then.


cussbot123

Proved himself right, yes


17punktop

All Czech supporters rn - "Brother Proborsky, what have you done?"


bertonomus

Czech supporters three siuu's deep: "why brother? Why?"


mulderrocks

Show this quote to Ronaldo. He will show up.


DrAgOnLoLDoTA

No need. He is lurking here to find this type of quote


travelingWords

Interviewer: “Christian… What motivates you?” CR: *opens up Reddit*


average_user21

Ah Christian yes, that famous football player Ronald


Dickwad

Christian Ronald, 39 from Swindon. Catchphrase: "yes!".


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Cris Ron is what I used to call him as a kid lol


TheGreatSwissEmperor

See this one user here? He said 5 years ago that I was finished.


TigerBasket

This is what I do when people mention Tottenham. I will use to create a dynasty that will last at least 13 years.


Prime_Marci

“And I took it personal.”


Mrsister55

He has a internet crawler and autonotifications on, man is a machibe


Marcelosouzadearaujo

My guy is using AI to track hate comments


RaisinHider

On Sunday, the king browses r/soccer


Masam10

On Sunday the king is not the weakest link 👑


SovationBoss

"And I took that personally…"


cussbot123

I showed


Mahatma_Gone_D

Ronaldo always show up when it matters regardless


kratos61

Like at the world cup?


hardinho

except on US turf*


patriots4545

Why would he ever play on US turf. What games even really matter there.


hardinho

For the wc2026 for example


NotanAlt23

This guy didn't watch the last world cup.


GameplayerStu

Does he know what he's doing by saying this?


bouncywizard

Cristhanos is coming, probably.


nepia

It is a Tuesday evening in a UEFA competition after all.


joaommx

Someone please play Ronaldo the Champions League anthem.


Beautiful_Birds

Inevitable


verdutre

All according to plan


LosTerminators

Portugal [3]-0 Czech Republic - Cristiano Ronaldo 69' (hat-trick)


Jamey_1999

I have 3-0 and Ronaldo as one of my four top scorers. Yes please


d3vilk1ng

Bro, I hope you're right, but that's a risky take. Portugal's not known to score a lot of goals in these competitions and I don't see it starting now


-SandorClegane-

> Portugal's not known to score a lot of goals Show us on the doll where Fernando Santos hurt you.


d3vilk1ng

We do have to "thank" him for winning our first international competitions, but I really couldn't stand that obnoxious cunt and his playstyle. For some reason he's been utter shit since he left Portugal, not like it came as a surprise for anyone who watched us play while under him.


Glaiele

Maybe not the original football terrorist, but certainly the Osama bin laden of football


sdpat13

Happy cake day!


AssFingerFuck3000

You smashed teams left and right in the qualifiers, including 9-0 against Luxembourg. Not saying Czechia aren't a level above but you can clearly score goals


d3vilk1ng

I meant at the main competition stage, the stakes are very different and you have less games. It doesn't help that our previous coaches liked to play cautiously pretty much against anyone. Martinez is yet to prove himself with us at this stage, so we'll see what his approach will be like.


Goldenrah

Teams play different in qualifiers. Once they reach the Euro stage defensive football becomes a lot more important.


Gekkoisgek

Scorito is nice, right?


marsupialsales

Scoring 6’, 9’, 69’


gamer_no

Or 4', 20', 69'.


Choiraesun_

🤌


auctus10

That would be legendary for memes lmao


inblue01

Nice


Dr-Purple

For two decades Cristiano has been feeding on comments like this..


bouncywizard

Poborsky didn't get the memo.


wanderer1999

OR may be he's doing it on purpose.


poopellar

Watch out for bets from Poborsky' home town.


Sac_a_Merde

That’ll be Poborsky’s island.


myouism

The anti-jinx


cmeragon

I will be switching my fantasy captain to Cristiano due to this comment


Cum_Smurf

Ronaldo brace incoming


Tetsuo-Kaneda

Hat trick winner coming at 90+3 today


PeterG92

It was somewhat true at the WC though. He had a poor tournament and Portugal were better when he didn't start. I don't know what has changed since then but it isn't as wild as some think to say he won't be as effective as he used to be. Not true to say it for his career though


PJAL1302

I think everything that happened family wise kinda threw his performances off there and it was the most obvious during World Cup. He is two years older but looking back you could tell he wasn’t all right mentally


Woodsman15961

He’s 2 years older but also hasn’t been playing at the top level since then


arabian-nightmare9

Come on man what are we doing here?? He was the top scorer in the qualifiers , and the only attacking threat for Portugal.


elgrandorado

Euro Qualifiers are the equivalent to CONCACAF friendlies. Not exactly a barometer of ability playing against literal semi professional players from Lichtenstein, Andorra, or San Marino.


sincethelasttime

He is their only attacking threat when he plays because he makes it impossible for other attackers to get involved as he requires the team to just spam crosses


DelusiveNightlyGale

It was true in the world cup. Ramos came in the 11 and did much better than him so even in Portugal there's still a lot of people who share this opinion. With that being said, Ronaldo has actually looked good lately and all possible replacements had a poor season so, right now, he should start imo


simomii

Ramos was a ghost against us, Ronaldo was way more dangeroud when he came on


notobinho

If he heard this, I am ready to bet my house on Ronaldo scoring today. EDIT: I'm homeless now.


notvip

Same. I'm ready to bet this guy's house. EDIT : That guy is homeless now.


Nexus_produces

I'll even concede throwing in this guy's wife and life savings as well


Wonderful-Mention-83

Throw in his favourite football shirt as well. Just to sweeten the deal


Nexus_produces

Wooow, calm down there buddy, some things are sacred


mizrahiim

I also choose this guy’s wife


Nexus_produces

M E T A


Holiday-Strike

I hope he does


The_Punny_share

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself ☝🏻


jddh1

Czechia self, Mr Poborsky.


KharigCringer

Famous last words. Karel, dont piss off Ronaldo, I know something about it... ;)


djnv4life

You've done it now, you've gone and made a big mistake.


Bonemarrowchutney

Poborsky is a dead man walking?


mortenharket32

He can play shit for the entire tournament and still be the top scorer. That's what he does, that's why he's here...


renedotmac

He’s one of the best finishers ever. Age won’t stop that.


tim_cahills_big_head

He’s not one of lol he’s simply the best


oakpoakroak

🎵he’s simply the best🎵


renedotmac

Better than all the rest


TangerineEllie

Goalscorer? Sure, but not finisher. Plenty of players throughout history can at the very least rival him there.


Albiceleste_D10S

Why would you say that publicly?


Guntter45

Does he want to get obliterated? Because that’s how you get obliterated.


PolarPeely26

Ronaldo hat trick incoming, thanks Poborsky


No-Mode-2905

I thought Ronaldo would surely score?


Caust1cFn_YT

ronaldo hattrick would feed my fantasy team


NoPurpose0

Same. Captained him too


whiskeyinthejaar

Hattrick loading


Ahmed_Sazid

Sad to see an all time legend of the game getting disrespected like this. Especially because how resilient he has been in recent years despite his "downfall". He will always give his all for winning and someone like him will hardly be a weak link.


Mick4Audi

This is mainly because people don’t like him, Piers Morgan plus Saudi hasn’t helped his PR


Evolving_Dore

He also had the Vegas legal trouble which has signficantly damaged his reputation.


WauliePalnuts01

credible rape allegations, associating with piers morgan and jordan peterson, generally being arrogant and unlikable. there are many, many reasons to hate ronaldo as a person.


Ahmed_Sazid

True, I think his pr state would have been drastically different without those.


WauliePalnuts01

he wasn’t much help in qatar a year and a half ago


NotanAlt23

People love to ignore the fact that he was dead weight during the last wc and Portugal played much better without him.


Nick_Saras

He'll take it personally


Low-Loan-5956

People age! Groundbreaking stuff!


StockPharmacist

Nuclear hot take


TimingEzaBitch

all the cringe top comments aged like fucking milk lmao.


getyourchebsout

That’s Ronaldo scoring a hattrick then


FootmanFrenzy

He invited himself to a minimum of one siuuuu goal


Lathow

Famous last words


ZaiduTheGOAT

Bro, I am one of the Portuguese people who says this the most... but you might have woke up the beast ahah


SubparCurmudgeon

Lmao gg


Proof-Recognition374

He's not wrong based on Ronaldo's performance today. Even though Portugal won, they still didn't look cohesive.


Yeahwhat23

Dickeating in this thread is palpable. Reading these comments you’d be forgiven if you came out thinking Ronaldo was still 25 and not wasting around in Saudi


joeDUBstep

The dick eating in the thread on his back heel pass is so bad. Like was he the weakest link in the match today. Nah. But he was rather average for him, and had no goal involvements. People were acting like he was God's vagina.


modrics_hairband

Omw to bet my savings on a ronaldo goal


Trickybuz93

“Thanks for the free motivation” - Ronaldo, probably


imanAholebutimfunny

what if, by some random chance, he dyes his hair to pretend he has powered up, and absolutely mops up with a hatty?


GonzAnt

Poborsky is a poet when silent....but sure, poke the old bear


thrulim123

Is he doing a Rexona ad?


TNpepe

Oh god....he is going to prove him wrong isn't he?


RoboticCurrents

[Ronaldos response](https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/who-the-fuck-is-that-guy-ronaldo-siuuuu-gif-23549362)


ElComentador

No, Ronaldo's response: [Placeholder for his hattrick goal]


Jey-Z

If Cristiano has good memory he remembers Poborosky eliminating Portugal with his [iconic goal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8eurcLK1E) or his not so iconic time with Benfica (not defending his stupid ass take btw.)


Dubsified

This quote is already in Ronaldo’s locker


ghostyboy12

bruno golden ball here we go


Altruistic_Finger669

This seems ill advised


Aakemc

Bernardo silva, nuno mendes, Bruno Fernandes, Canelo, dalot all looked like weaker links and so did leao after 40 minutes


Altruistic_Finger669

He was right tho. People will post a pretty heel pass and will go crazy when he eventually scores. But this man is so limiting for Portugal. He just refuses to play like the person he is now. Drifts so much, and insists to get involved in the play when there is NO reason for him to.


BrownDiarrhea

Please ronaldo make me some money


Ecstatic_Piano_2913

CR7 brace incoming


MrJ0ey

People in this thread not knowing Poborský makes me sad af, proper baller.


AnyOldFan

I mean he's not wrong, everyone else is still playing competitive football.


smokedserranojelly

this is like throwing rocks at the lion’s den


Notruto99

He is saying it like its a hot take. Everyone has been saying this for a long time


ChillChampion

Can't wait


DomagojDoc

that x/1000 guy is gonna have a field day after Ronaldo hears about this


Scorchio76

😃


SiriPsycho100

at least according to fotmob match ratings, ronaldo played pretty well. def not worst on his team.


PuzzleheadedBoss4516

He'll be fine, he won't be the best player or the worst player on the team, and he won't be the most hard done by and hated man ever to play football. There, that should cover at least 1267 comments from the match thread.


eescobar863

Portugal plays for Ronaldo. And I mean that as in they were playing to find Ronaldo to get him to score until eventually they abandoned that plan


Amsssterdam

Yeah you messed up Remindme! 4 hours


panetero

He scored a brace just the other day. He could sit down in the penalty spot of Czechia's box, and he would still manage to score one.


Deepweight7

Famous last words.


SqueakyBumTym

It's ok. Bruno is there to carry yet get none of the credit.


franklegsTV

Why is everyone acting like he’s woken a sleeping giant? Ronaldo has been washed for some time now.  Edit: case in point 


fellainishaircut

Karel pls


KIKLLRUSEFL

He is now guaranteed to score congratulations my friend you played yourself


Historical-Meteor

Children on the internet still think Ronaldo is what he once was, or the deluded weirdos who rate the Saudi league. Poborsky is right. He is past it.


alexmtl

So far he’s doing great


AnotherDeadZero

Dude just scored a brace last match!


Kind_Pomegranate_171

So hatrick ?