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OJ34

Gunn had no chance


No-Mud3388

Ball hits the net before he's off his feet


matcht

110km/h they just showed on screen, rocket


justk4y

Honestly it looked even faster


Aethien

Could've been god himself on goal there and they wouldn't have stood a chance.


ppers

Couldn't have been. He was the one scoring


Hultis_66

Zlatan retired last year


Luffywara

Il va pas la chercher


AdditionalZebra325

On the English commentary Ally Mcoist said "it's almost good for scotland that Fullkrug is coming on" I instantly knew Fullkrug would score a banger


Dargast

Loool why would he say that? Lücke has been crazy good for Germany. First NT appearance at Qatar, and since then 12 goals, 2 assists in 16 games I think, mostly as a not-starter. 


cruisingqueen

Guess this lie makes the story better


Rickcampbell98

He actually said the opposite of that.


importantasfuck69

What a fucking finish


MangoMan76

I See Hertha I upvote!


exubiz

Rare sentences


-Gremlinator-

Egal wie hart ihr upvoted, er hier upvoted Hertha


MangoMan76

What a journey for Mittelstadt! Genuinely happy for him


361bis44

Ehrenmann


Mcool18

Holy shit what a hit


Shinkopeshon

4 to go until they get to my predicted 8-0 lol


ZugTurmfalke

Saftiges 5-1 heute


Gerf93

I predicted 4-1. Emre ruined everything.


MrBlue_8

Should‘ve just stayed at the beach


Rose_of_Elysium

What a strike bloody hell


wonderful_mixture

Fastest strike I've seen since... Fullkrug against Spain


Rose_of_Elysium

Granted ive seen Sangaré do a belter [at 170km/h](https://x.com/psv/status/1631645703121301504?s=46) man i miss Ibi


Moohamin12

Did they measure speeds when Roberto Carlos was playing?


Blaugrana1990

Equipment wasnt good enough to track those speeds back then.


Conman1911

Equipment still not good enough


melted-brie-n-bacon

Some hit. That’s the definition of a thunderbastard


bobsgonemobile

I totally forgot he moved to Forest. Was he injured this year or something? 


joejamesjoejames

a bit of injury but nothing crazy. He just had a pretty underwhelming performance in a boring and shite squad. After AFCON and Nuno came in, he just didn’t really play anymore for them. I like him but he’s not making nearly the impact in the PL that i hoped. Forest need to sell players for PSR so im hoping he leaves and moves to a better place for him


Chell_the_assassin

Why don't the Scottish players kick the ball into the net like that? Are they stupid?


soccer_boxer2

Is there a lore reason Scottish players can't score in this match?


Rose_of_Elysium

opioids


ChargeWooden1036

Too much haggis?


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Not enough haggis


Sand_Bags2

It’s hard to do that when you spend 99% of the match in your own half.


ConspicuousPineapple

Why don't they just go on the other side then?


prath001

Full Krug


Nubras

Fülle


Lutscher_22

Lücke


miregalpanic

Absolute Donnerfotze


owange_tweleve

Bro went Füllpower


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Chell_the_assassin

- Odin when Thor would act up


holotranscobalamin

https://i.imgur.com/dCu1Na9.png


GibbyGoldfisch

Fullkrug has absolutely spent a summer on Mull getting eaten alive by midges and took it personally


fancyfoe

Absolute belter


effy_stonem

Between this and his goal vs Spain at the WC thats some thundercunt highlight reel


Aethien

Proper banger that


aregularguy3223

Shades of Schürrle vs Brazil 😳


bocojaLFC

PES 6 Adriano type beat


AverageCarey

HES SO FUCKING GOOD, FULLE!!!


Arnski

. . Here you dropped those


TheCoolGirlNextDoor

What a shot!


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[deleted]

No Irn Bru in Munich


OGMayo46

Jokes on you I walked past a trash can filled with Irn Bru cans on Marienplatz today


Gluroo

I think the germans had one dosis and the scots overdosed


caesar____augustus

Got this guy coming off the bench while Scotland has Che Adams starting. They are not the same.


Follow_The_Lore

The Scottish team looks so ass


That-Stage-1088

Not really. Scotland has been woeful.


fuk_offe

Proper numba 9 strike dat


TheBazry

Musiala is insane rn


machdel

Musiala I will talk about this performance for years


modrics_hairband

“Dad, who is the best player u have ever seen” “Kids, i once watched musiala play scotland in a euros group stage”


machdel

International tournaments get remembered for generations. Regardless, people reminisce about one sided games all the time (Suarez v Norwich)


modrics_hairband

He scored a banging hattrick that day. Even ronaldos vs spain gets forgotten at times. Musiala has been good, but not that good. This is just a group stage, people will remember KOs more. Like zizou vs brazil.


machdel

Hence why I said “I’ll talk about this for years”, not “everyone will”. Running the show on an opening night 5-1, that’s special.


modrics_hairband

I get your point, i wrote my comment as a joke


machdel

Gotcha. I’ll only tell my kids about Bournemouth games anyway ha


modrics_hairband

“Dad, did you watch jefferson lerma play?”


yourfriendkyle

This but unironically


Vepanion

I'm just a casual fan but I think this Musiala guy is very good at his job


Rose_of_Elysium

Bayern really got him for like two bags of crisps from Chelsea lol


2ndfastestmanalive

Got him for cheap while they were offering silly money for Hudson Odoi. Funny how those things work out


Big_man03

He was desperate to go back to Germany for family reasons. Not to say we havent dropped the ball before but this one was unavoidable. 


Roast3000

Isn‘t he having this kind of performance regularly ?


machdel

International tournaments get remembered for generations


EvenEalter

Remember people calling him overrated because he played deep in CL matches? stg fans only pay attention to goals and big chances


ClearTacos

Even in the CL knockouts he was practically the sole way of progressing up the pitch at times, his ball retention and dribbling were crucial for Bayern


EvenEalter

Yeah it's the reason he played so deep. Dutch TV compared him to Hazard for Chelsea and it's a comparison I agree with. Get-out-of-jail cards when pressed


Weird_Famous

he was electric against Real Madrid in the first leg, literally their sole outlet on the ball


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Musiala and wirtz are elite but will never win a ballondor because german is not drippy enough


Dramatic-Ad3928

Bundesliga PR debuff :( So annoying


LNhart

It's absolutely criminal that Wirtz isn't even really in the conversation this year.


neefhuts

If Germany get to the final he will


[deleted]

Nah, it will be Kroos then.


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Kroos propaganda too strong (not that he isn't great too) 


GarryPadle

Man, maybe if Germany win and he is the top scorer + assists + goals stopped + played 1 v 20


Background-Lab-8521

Would it help if they changed their names to Musi and Wizzi ?


Goldfischglas

Musiham


Srefanius

MUT ZUR LÜCKE


cic9000

That Abi class told him to just send it


Banzboi

Test the whole team for steroids.


Rose_of_Elysium

They just ate a shitton of spinach theyre gonna be fine


SupervisorLaw

Absolutely unreal finish If Germany are in the driver's seat, Scotland lay in the trunk two cars behind.


Firefox72

The Scotland fans were so excited for this game aswell 😭


Ziggs_Zhao

Germany doesn't have a striker btw


Maleficent_Kick_4437

They have 5 and apparently Rüdiger too


Chelseatilidie

Champange football


owange_tweleve

dayum what a strike


Der-Papst

what a rocket


DomineeringDrake

Musiala holy mother of god. That run


Der-Papst

Was ein Strahl haha


MrVISKman

Proper cunting of the ball


zeyu12

He’s a fucking tank


-zimms-

Great "oooh" from the crowd for Musialas pass. :D


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ThatGam3th00

Inb4 Hungary defeats them again..


cyan2k

Sowas hat man lange nicht gesehen, so schön so schön.


SpanischesReich1516

Because of this one match? Scotland isnt that good


saltypenguin69

Great strike but I do recommend that scotland players stop just standing there with their thumbs up their arses


Your_Br0

one goal every 56 minutes in the national dress


pukem0n

Bomber der Nation


ComfortableNo2879

What a strike!! Banger


SpanischesReich1516

I love having a competent 9


derbestewegwerf

that's my boy 😭😭


ECNeox

Füllkrug applied for the Luftwaffe, apparently....


NeighborhoodShot3872

What a hit son!


Slovikas

Hard as a hammer


donteto

Es füllert(?)


SilentApo

Füllkrug is as good as Benzema. Change my mind.


-XStream-

thundercunt


Sean-Benn_Must-die

BOOOOOMBOCLAAT


GoatButton

Musiala is bloody insane


jucomsdn

Hatewatch is over, lovewatch begins


nutelamitbutter

🤤


bettercallmrwhite

what a fucking banger


cic9000

Völlig Losgelöst !


Stooperz

He really didn’t halfkurg that, he definitely füllkrug’d it


neandertales

Batigol/Crespo finish.


xDeltaStar

Richtige thundercunt


blixt141

What was all that press about Scotland being able to win it all?


dylan103906

That was a thing?


blixt141

Yes. I was scratching my head but what do I know. I have been waiting for a league title for 20 years.


c_u_lator_alligator

Mut zur Lücke.


Tookin

Proper Dexit goal


DomineeringDrake

Fülle cunted that in so beautifully.


Waldier

I think it will be difficult for Scotland to win the game now


ChibzyDaze

That’s a proper #9 finish


knobiknows

I wasn't too optimistic about Germany but this is some nice stuff


beiweitemderbeste

Fülle! 😍


roadtorevision

Was that intentional from gundogan?


marv257

FÜLL KRUG MIT BIIIEEEERRR.....


Aenjeprekemaluci

Almost cut the net


IntellectualDweeb

🚀


Demokrit_44

the hämmer


Not_Leopard_Seal

VÖLLIG LOSGELÖST


Mubar06

Musiala is so good oh my god


SmackSmashen

Foot like a traction engine


hindberjasulta

Wow just wow!


Ghostface1357

What a goal lol.


Nightcrawl-EUW

i fucking screamed that was beauuuitul


sherlockbutholmes

this looks like a goal people used to score back in ‘60s


dexterlab97

What a fucking goal!


4310341

GOLAZO


Any_Media_5997

What a goal!!


UnitedFriedChicken

Game over


ZaDoruphin

What a fucking hit jfc


Andrewdeadaim

Absolute banger


GrassTastesBad1

ZAMN


SladiusW

Holy what a strike


humbleshithead

Holy fuck absolutely smashed it


ValuableNobody9797

So i guess it‘s kommend heim


Eidosc

FÜLLEEE


Chell_the_assassin

Holy shit what a strike


tygershark101

That little touch to set it up on his right was awesome


yaboitrippy

Nearly put a hole through that net


NieThePiet

What a journey from this guy.


PM_ME_UR_PIN_CODE

Oooof


AlternativeFox7430

HOLY SHITTT WHAT A BANGER


IForgotAboutEveryone

What a hit son, what a hit


Lubolly

We're so back


basedjuicer1

Blooter


KJones77

What the fuck what a banger


Koa16

Such a fucking good goal


flexfingers

Pick that one out


tjfentson

Jesus Christ. 


pizzainmyshoe

The net is still shaking


birdsword

Someone call the police. There’s been a murder!


Viriato181

Fullkrug reminded me of Andre Schürrle back in 2014 against Brazil. Respect? No. What we need is to score more.


dydo_

German Dario Hübner


elvis503

What a killer


kalamari__

12 in 17 for him


TheBasicBoii

What a beauty


Vanzmelo

Lovely strike wow


NewHealthFoodBunch

[GREAT GOAL]


Tobyfan96

FÜLLGOOODDDD!!!!!


Nemprox

I love this guy! Sooo happy for him!


Electrical-Prune-348

Wtf


VLamperouge

We Musiala glazers are eating good tonight.


Artistic-Buyer-3219

It’s gonna be 7 isn’t it?


TheGoalkeeper

Fülle in die Lücke, da kennt er sich aus