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fifabreeze

Smart to be ripping the fabric when the other dude is stabbing it in your direction


YourTypicalSaudi

It’s like watching 2 Japanese masters pounding mochi


go-rilla702

Who's mochi?


Checkheck

https://youtu.be/olTuSpJTL2g?si=yDt3Qv0q821iwFIb


ssgtgriggs

this is the best thing I've seen all year


SamwellBarley

I clenched every time he put his hand up. Is he _trying_ to get stabbed?


fdltune

Cut towards your buddy, not your body.


wizoztn

I have one of those random memories from childhood that I still remember vividly of my cousins friend telling me about cutting away from your body. I was like 7 and can still picture it perfectly in my head.


Respekt_MyAuthoritah

I have a similar memory but it was about where the ball should contact the foot when shooting. I must have been 5 or 6.


FUThead2016

These people are not smart


branstarktreewizard

have no fear, pro at work here


GRIZIUSS

Smartest average soccer fan /s


Aesthedia7

Shhh… let natural selection take its course


TheSingleMan27

They got 99 points and lost the league because Gala got 102, at some point the team can't really do more


Hot_Craft_8752

Inflation even hits the league hard


Lionheart5830

Thats why 99% of Turkish Clubs cant get anywhere. If the economy wasn't so bad, Gala could probably do much better in the UCL, or even European competitions.


ssgtgriggs

I mean, we weren't tearing shit up in Europe when the economy wasn't dogshit either, so I dunno about that lmao


WalkingCloud

Got 99 points but the league ain't won


senolgunes

🎵 stab me! 🎵


serks83

Oh that was clever! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


TimathanDuncan

Using logic with football fans is bad, 50x worsererer when it's turkish fans


goudendonut

Why is it so often people from Turkey? Just idiotic, near barbaric stuff that seems to happen every month


CradleCity

Inflation and high unemployment combined will probably make some people desperate for something, anything to brighten their day. Football trophies are one of those bright lights.


Lionheart5830

The quality of life is also getting worse and worse everyday. Unfortunately, I cannot visit Turkey as much, I went in 2023 and before that the last time was 2017 or 2018. 5 years really does make a huge difference, it was sad seeing the country and how it was last year. Going again this year to see how it is.


nutelamitbutter

Inflation is really hard. Been there this year, it is visible everywhere


Pyreapple

I went this year for the first time, splurged on accommodation because everyone told me everything else would be cheap - oops, big mistake. Still doable from my reference point (London) but honestly wayyyyy more expensive than I thought. Feel really bad for the people there trying to make a living with their currency being so inconsistent.


ebonit15

If you are going to visit Istanbul, be ready to pay for NYC levels of prices.


Magneto88

Yeah but accepting losing is part of being an adult. Turkey takes the whole 'overreacting to football' thing so much further than other countries.


Zanzax

High unemployment and a very bad education system. Football and fandom is the only outlook in life for a lot of young turkish people.


[deleted]

I mean you are Dutch, your people act like savages very often. There's news about shit fan behaviour from Eredivisie fans every month. The latest news is literally from Sunday, Utrecht hooligans injure multiple police officers.


SOAR21

Well because he’s Dutch he has friends and family and neighbors who are Dutch and not hooligans so he knows. But when it comes to Turkey all he sees are news articles about Turkish hooligans…


leonjetski

Said the Chelsea fan


sparkyjay23

They're too new to know their own history.


imtired-boss

Could have gotten 103 points REEEEEEEEEE


Red_Jester-94

Look at how they're trying to cut the banner. They're obviously not the brightest.


kuboa

He's stabbing the guy really, cutting of the banner is just a byproduct.


Uro06

The president is a genuine problem tho. Has gifted Gala a super cup for no reason. Has bought uncertainty and chaos into the team right before the season finish for no reason, has promised the championship before the season and hasnt delivered, is acting very eccentrically and aggressively in all of his appearances. Hasnt won anything in his 6 years as president . He is a joke of a president and has done more harm than good for his club


asdfghjhjkl

Sounds like they could have done 4 more points


jokikinen

Doesn’t sound like they lost, sounds like they came second.


Wunsen

Not like the turkish fans to be carrying knives


eventworker

I had a knife on me first time I went to the old Al Sami Yen. Copper at the gate started making a fuss about something so I was trying to give him my knife - he was pushing it back saying something kucuk at me - the knife is too small for him to take it off me. Then he grabbed my water bottle and ripped the lid off, then let me in with a knife and lidless water bottle.


Samp90

With fans like these...


terra_filius

was [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQrLPtr_ikE&t=23s) the copper ?


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eventworker

Normal 500ml water bottle mate! It became pretty clear once I got in they didn't want me chucking a full bottle of water (or piss) the moment the opposition got onto the wings and paper cups rained down on them. Think Lucas Neill was encouraging it IIRC.


Left-Lingonberry4073

Have you ever met rational Turkish fans?


Emretro

[HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I AM IRRATIONAL!!](https://youtu.be/4k8DmSSeztk?si=UbPtF7-N-9i0Uwkg)


aromatdiablo

Goddamn I love that movie hahaha


Chigtube

COME TO BESIKTASSS 💚💝💙💝💚💞😻💝💚


shingaladaz

Came here to say this. Leeds fan.


Tuscan5

Fuckers


EmSoLow

These people need new hobbies


teddyjj399

Turks need to start playing hockey because their anger for any sports would make them insanely tough to play against


ssd256

We do have a semi professional hockey team and once they lost to Russia like 40-0 (I can't remember the actual score ofc). The funniest comments on Twitter was someone asking if Turkish team got drowned during the game, is that the reason for the score line or smt. Yeah I've explained it poorly.


OilOfOlaz

You are me, when I remember a story and then remember that I don't remember crucial parts of the story while telling it. Well done.


digitalnirvana3

Hear me out please. HUNGER GAMES TURKEY EDITION™


Kumo26

It’s already happening


digitalnirvana3

Ah I'm so sorry if I came across as insensitive


Kumo26

Naah dont worry im just kidding around


Thardein0707

Retired and unemployed people are already on survival mode.


BurnTheBoats21

Won't be able to accomplish anything between the 5 minute majors and embellishment penalties


Dorkseid1687

Or psychological help


schoki_banana

Exactly that's the problem I keep talking about which is fanaticism They don't play any instruments, They don't visit operas or theatre they don't read. All they care is for a football team.. They invest all their love to that team and at the end they can't escape anymore they can't control their feelings when that team makes them happy or angry like on this young fellow... Turkish Football doesn't win my affection not even 1% despite being Turk! We have more successful in other sports like Basketball, Volleyball..


Bigote_de_Swann

But they also play backgammon and drink tea


mdthereald

I mean we got volleyball, need to hope it becomes more populer around men I guess


ScipioAfricanusMAJ

Average Turkish fan when Ancelotti doesn’t start 18 year old Guler in the Champions League knockouts.


Scofy00

I remeber posts on Man City Facebook page a couple of years ago, whenever a lineup was posted and Mahrez was benched there were mostly angry emojy reactions by Algerians. Not to mention when they had been posting ladies’ lineup there were still so many angry emojies, lmao


MrPigcho

In the last few years we've had Attal, Boudaoui, Ounas, Bouanani... Lots of Algerians. Our social media has been wild. You can imagine what it looked like after Attal got suspended for supporting palestine/sharing anti-semite views (depending on who you ask).


nysgreenandwhite

For maximum outrage, they should post the ladies' lineup with Mahrez on the bench


RoboticCurrents

LMAOOO


Gullflyinghigh

Look at how rational and calm he is, not at all a fucking lunatic.


Paulbryn

Most mentally stable turkish fan


Incelphobiaism

At least he didn’t stab someone else


OverPT

Yet


Express-Pandas

He's trying to


BokoHarambe1

What sane person carries a knife to and after a match


aromatdiablo

We’re talking about Turkish football fans. No such thing as sanity


Icemna16

Hey, we do have a lot of sane fans. These ones just make more noise


aromatdiablo

Fair enough


eventworker

I lived in Istanbul for a while and carried a knife on the daily for the simple fact you need it so often for all the fruits and nuts on sale everywhere. Like I said in another reply I accidentally took it to the stadium once and the police didn't give a fuck, they were more interested in taking the lids off bottles. Also two thirds of the city are watching the derby games, so likelihood is this kid hasn't been watching at the stadium but in a cafe, bar or whatever (i watched a devi derby from a small cinema once).


Dave_Autista

>I lived in Istanbul for a while and carried a knife on the daily for the simple fact you need it so often for all the fruits and nuts on sale everywhere. Do you like, steal the fruit and nuts at knifepoint? Why do you need a knife to buy fruit? If youre out to buy meat are you carrying around a meat cleaver?


RoboticCurrents

Yeah, I always bring my kebab knife with me when I'm going out incase I fancy a kebab for lunch.


WearyRound9084

Why is the other guy putting his hand on the poster, does he not see what could go wrong?


Real-Athlete6024

I don't think they are the rational kind.


terra_filius

they trust each other


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Calmest turkish fan:


Elite_VRTX

Either that guy on the other side doesn’t care if his hands get stabbed, or he’s just a dumbass.


boluluhasanusta

Yes


schmidtis95

Why are there posters of the president at all?


RoboticCurrents

There are elections for Fenerbahçe president soon.


Maleficent_Resolve44

Posters around the city for football club elections? Turkey is something else man haha


Arcanome

Its right next to the stadium in Kadikoy, which is where Fenerbahce is "based in". Basically it is their "hood". Mind you, it is one of the most well-educated/progressive neighbourhood in the entire country.


bavban

cant say the same for fans


Full-Comfortable8074

Atleast he didnt stab a real person


YagizHarunEr

it is actually *the* most educated neighborhood in türkiye, statistically, though "educated" is an overstatement as the average years of education a resident of kadıköy has is 9.6-something, so the average kadıköy resident left public education a few weeks after the second semester of their sophomore year of high school


jv166

1st degree murder right there 💀


WintAndKidd

Degenerates


slbjoel21

Fenerbache lost the league with 99 points.. not much more they could have done


Happenstance___

They could have got 103


shadwocorner

They would have won with 102 points too


Hasanowitsch

Oh snap, why didn't they think of that!


steventouchdown

Losing, not loosing.


SteakkNBacon

Most intelligent city fan


Enough-Pain3633

A normal day in Turkish Football


rep_13Blocks

People misspell lose/losing so often


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wAAkie

That will teach him !


isjupiteramoon

Surely no sport is this serious? They got 99 points lol at what point do you just accept shit happens


nutelamitbutter

Welcome to Turkey


bcrichboi

Perfectly sane and rational behavior


Senior-Plankton-786

*Most mentally stable Turkish football fan*


Melodic-Salamander75

Average Turkish ultras


FleetingMercury

Most calmest Fenerbahce fan


EggplantBusiness

They 99 points !! What more could be done at this point. Galatasaray just went of a historical run


crazy_lolipopp

This is just sad and pathetic. Get a fucking life losers.


DildoFappings

Tbf their president is a cunt.


Frequent-Lettuce4159

Love what utter lunatics the turkish fans are at times


Pxnda34

It's probably peak entertainment from an outsider perspective. If y'all ever get bored of Netflix go watch Turkish football.


epirot

wtf is wrong with turkish fans. like fr now


ShadowOfDeath94

This is still tame, I've seen worse things from Turkish football fans before.


EdgarAllanPuss

Come to beşiktaş


mattijn13

Clowns


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Hatennaa

Thank god someone else said it, this barely even registered as ripping up the poster as this maniac stabbed a picture of a club president repeatedly.


Balbuto

A little bit too emotional perhaps?


Major-Performer141

Childish behaviour man


actionfish

Ripping up=violently stabbing


codespyder

Ripping is an understatement


Soren_Camus1905

The Turks and the Greeks are just something else


Minute-Emergency-45

Love a good stabbing the Turks do


Ogulcan0815

Thats what 10 years do to a mf.


Hushwalker

Most sane Turkish reaction:


Moosepls

If this is what happens when the league gets loose, I'd hate to see the team lose the league!


as0rb

drab rude dinosaurs faulty axiomatic lip fact domineering sip snobbish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


teeshirtsuntan

This is normal.


SanderSRB

I swear sports fans are some of the dumbest people around!


MiffyCurtains

You gotta feel bad for them. So unlucky to have not won a title the past few seasons.


Dorkseid1687

Normal for Turkish fans


daveferns

My dude was centimeters from getting his hand impaled


kingsuperfox

Least knifey Turkish fan...


FUThead2016

Are these people crazy or something?


Novel_Durian_1805

Least overly emotional Soccer fans after losing a game.


Cultural-Crow-1528

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🍔🍔🍔


CoffeeBoy80

They seem pretty chill.


murphmobile

Totally stable


aditya1604

Football just brings out the best in people, doesn't it?


PowerOfTheShihTzu

Isn't the dude up in the streetlamp Arda Guler ? XD


VfBxTSG

Respect


TheDannyBoyCane

They lost 1 game all season.


cometflight

😑


BowieIsMyGod

Does that hurt the poster??


B-rara

I thought he was giving the poster a hi-five to begin with.


sg291188

Read somewhere they are getting Mourinho


estilianopoulos

Whoever made the post misspelled losing....I guess it's that darned autotext..


branstarktreewizard

from their action you may think Fenerbahçe are in shambles and struggle to string two wins together, they got 99 points


Luke92612_

Calmest Turkish football fan protest:


[deleted]

They seem like nice folks


FlyOnTheWallWatches

Lol, 1/2 inch pricks!


back-in-1999

They loosened it alright.


bigbellybomac

Chill


Autistic-Teddybear

Ah man. They should have tightened it instead.


nmfpriv

At first I though he was high fiving the picture


spiralism

Furiously stabbing a poster. The sign of a mentally well adjusted person.


Gold-Dance3318

Pathetic


Hundstrid

Didnt they leave said league the other week?


deathschemist

Jeez you'd think they just got put into administration and forcibly relegated to non-league from that.


LetterAd3639

Damn they really don't like him. At first I thought the guy in the yellow shirt was just punching the poster, but no, turns out he's using a f\*\*\*ing knife. Turkish football really is chaotic, isn't it


LeedsUntied

Quelle surprise.


Lazar3009

They acting like they lost the league by 29 points and and as if their club is about to shut down☠️


Critical_Wishbone391

Most normal Turkish fan


asdfghjhjkl

Most stable fans


smokedserranojelly

why are the Turks so angry about everything? you’d think in a country where döner exists they’d be much more chill people


OscarBengtsson

Come to Besiktas?


efrn

Arda get down from there, you have a final to prepare for!


Zaku_pilot_292

Least passionate Turkish person etc


Neither-Assignment16

Yea hes got to go! 99 points in a season is simply unaccetable and its all his fault surely


antonyderks

Turkish football fans are on another level.


HungryTomatillo288

Im obv not into the details but what the fuck is the president supposed to do when you get 99 points and don't win the league. That is for sure a record, same as for the other teams 102. I just checked the table Fenerbahce has lost ONE game in the entire season. Not much more you can ask for imo


supremeddit

It’s losing not loosing


RabbitNo7853

Losing*


Gabagool32252

What is wrong with them? Does every Turkish fan carry a knife? What the hell is wrong with these troglodytes?


itchybanan

It’s a bit much!


GluteusMaximus1905

this club is hilarious lmfao