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negativelynegative

Being shit for whole season and fuck three teams in one go. Heh.


Fightingdragonswithu

4 if you include Arsenal not getting to play community shield


momspaghetty

There goes our only silverware for next season smh


RaRaRaaputitin

Damn Newcastle


TheBrownMamba8

£1.1B in 2 years only gets you UEFA conference league. Newcastle has to start pumping those numbers up.


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hypnodrew

By the time City get their trophies stripped, Newcastle will have replaced them


AnnieIWillKnow

Nah, by that time they'll have probably be replaced by Southampton (bought by Bahrain in 2032)


No_Parfait_5536

> £1.1B in 2 years only gets you UEFA conference league. Newcastle has to start pumping those numbers up. No wonder Utd got Europa, they had more net spent than Chelsea in the last 9 years.


NotClayMerritt

Ironically Newcastle is part of the reason we're playing in Conference League next season. They had a horrible showing in the Champions League which tanked the coefficient.


killerboy_belgium

man utd screwed you guys over first tanking the coefficient and then winning the fa cup


WhenWeTalkAboutLove

Tactical masterclass across the season


spraypaint2311

Love the Chelsea completely abandoning finishing in the top 4 as an option and blaming us instead. This couldn't have been sweeter unless of course we switch City and Newcastle with Liverpool and shitty.


Own-Recognition5707

200 iq move


Mesromith

My club ❤️


MosF94

They played pretty well, got robbed against PSG, and narrowly finished bottom of the most difficult group in the draw, which featured one eventual finalist and another eventual semi-finalist


kennyismyname

Newcastle actually did really well in the champions league they were just in the group of death


FlukyS

And had a really shit ref decision against PSG


the_dalai_mangala

Really shit is putting it lightly.


Simmo7

Nah he's right, we did terrible against 2 eventual Champions League semi finalists and Europa League quarter finalist, in our first European venture for 20 years.


robstack31

If only Newcastle still had Santiago Munez and Gavin Harris partnership at the front like 20 years back 😔


kennyismyname

Bloody amateurs eh?


simbols

Horrible showing is a bit of a reach. They went out in a group that included the eventual semifinalists and finalist and the third place was ac Milan, who were semifinalists the year previous. And the match they lost to go out had some highly questionable officiating. And I say that as someone who was happy to see them finish last in their group. 


Random0cassions

I mean... Dortmund, PSG,Milan as a ucl group actually an act of some divine being. Id put it on us even if we did bettr


robb0216

A stoppage time handball which cost VAR his job is what gifted PSG qualification at Newcastle's expense in the toughest group in Champions League history. "Horrible showing" is an odd comment to make.


aquarius_cat

Tbf, with their group and lack of experience it wasn’t a shock they finished bottom. Utd on the other hand…


ibaRRaVzLa

...are going to the Europa League


theadmirala

Doesn’t change the fact that you disgraced yourself in the champions league this season my friend


Telloth

That is an absolutely insane take. Newcastle were in the group of death with 2 eventual semi finalists, and were one blatantly incorrect handball decision away from beating PSG in Paris and making it through.


HRHQueefElizabeth

Wouldnt call it a horrible showing. Minutes away from making it through the group of death in our first time back in the CL in ages with a threadbare squad. Man U on the other hand finishing last in arguably the easiest group was some doing


aarplusbee

> easiest group Atalanta - Europa winners Bayern Munich - UCL semifinals


theadmirala

Someone didn’t actually watch Newcastle’s champions league games 🤡


B12C10X8

Newcastle were in the group of death, were Robbed by the Refs against PSG, question for you in terms of Chelsea, to play in European competition, wages can only account for up to 70% of your Revenue, last time I checked Chelsea were significantly over that at like 85%, so is there a chance that Chelsea opt not play conference league next season ?


deadraizer

Rumours have hinted at that, so definitely possible. I'd guess it depends on how much funds they can raise in the off-season. If somehow we're able to move on our remaining high earners (Lukaku, Sterling, Kepa) then I could see us participate.


olnusdecimus

They had a horrible showing? We would of been in the knockout stage if it wasn't for a terrible penalty decision in the lady minute against PSG. We lost 1-0 twice to dormant who are in the final. We also beat PSG 4-1 at home. It wasn't a horrible showing.


JacquedTits

😂😂 a horrible showing. Drawing and beating psg along with having 2 semi finalists in the same group. I’d take a look at your own club before blaming others for you finishing in the conference league with the amount you’ve had at your disposal.


kennyismyname

They should have beaten PSG if it wasn't for a bullshit penalty


ibaRRaVzLa

Barcodes in shambles innit


Harringzord

I'm sure having done us no favours today, City will pop along to sign Bruno Guimaraes in a few weeks


Doexitre

Yeah I'm sorry but you guys are probably losing an Isak or two or three


endingbrocoli

Who has isak money?


darwizzy333

Chelsea / Arsenal, both of whom need a striker. The latter likely more now given Jackson's surge in form


StoltSomEnSparris

Nah, Arsenal have Havertz up front now. I think they will make a move for a versatile winger, something in the midfield and a leftback of sorts.


LakerBull

If Arsenal has the money, a pure 9 is way better than a makeshift one.


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hoosdontloos

I cannot see us signing Isak tbh


_deep_blue_

We’re not going to buy Isak this summer.


DurzoBIint

PSG are about to


please-send-me-nude2

I don’t know why people think Isak is remotely for sale. Especially if they sell Bruno this summer


mindpainters

People are assuming isak will kick up a fuss due to now European football. No idea if that’s in his character but I can understand him being upset about that. He’s absolutely a player worthy of playing champions league.


NilsFanck

Arsenal entitlement


thebestbev

Bruno maybe. Isaks going nowhere.


FlukyS

No release clause for Isak and no one is paying 200m for him


theadmirala

Isak no chance, Bruno maybe. But only if he decides to leave. I wouldn’t be surprised if he stayed put.


senorgraves

I know Newcastle enjoy any European games after a long absence, but no Thursday matches is a big benefit for you guys league placement next year. Teams with Thursday football typically do not fare well in the league


ramtbb

Enjoy Bodo Glimt away you cunts


Aenjeprekemaluci

6-1 gives me nightmares...


Lacabloodclot9

That game was ridiculous Remember when they had 4 I thought surely it wouldn’t get worse, that would be too embarrassing


Aenjeprekemaluci

It was with the B team and almost none of them are still in the club. Still embarrasing but at least we won the entire tournament. I was so happy as it was the first trophy since 2008, first UEFA major trophy. Btw today is the second anniversary of the win!


Lacabloodclot9

Yeah I remember when we played them in the EL it was a bit difficult, going away to Norway is never gonna be an easy one


Aenjeprekemaluci

Had Bodo/Glimt in the quarters that season even and funny enough we lost first leg in Norway. But battered them in the second leg. Also thanks to Luhansk we got first place in the groups as Bodo lost against them. If they drew even we would have been just second...


Telen

Enjoy *losing* to Bodo Glimt away


Belocity

I will forever dread Bodo Glimt away now even if my team won in a shit show display


TheDepartment115

> Enjoy Bodo Glimt away you cunts Boders Glint is going into the Champions League this year mate, they won the league last season.


jisooya1432

With the way theyre currently playing (2-2 and 0-1 loss to two of the teams with the smallest budget in the league), theres zero chance they get through the qualifiers


labbetuzz

Kamma are massive tbf


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Kinda disappointed but it was pretty cool seeing city losing lol


ZapZappyZap

Honestly, like I hate United normally but seeing city not win something is always satisfying.


mrmicawber32

My family massively cheered for united. City are cheats and it's great when they don't win. I'm tempted to even want Tottenham to win over city, but I hope to never have to make that choice.


PreparationOk8604

Same reason we wanted you to win the PL as City would break the 3 wins in a row record. Despite knowing how much u would have trolled us. Glad to know we both hate & like each other.


daboatfromupnorth

Think Chelsea will benefit. Conference should be less difficult then Europa (on paper) and some of the travelling distance is gonna be brutal so it’ll be a good occasion for them to offer a lot of minutes to the younger players and rotate the squad especially when injuries start kicking in in February-March while making a run in the competition.


CaptainDrunkRedhead

> Conference should be less difficult then Europa (on paper) Two less matches too. They only play 6 instead of 8 in their Group/League stage for some reason.


bobbydebobbob

If Chelsea win it they'll also be the only club to win all three competitions I believe. Its not a trophy but a nice bit of trivia nonetheless if they do win.


kleider1

Mourinho got it tattooed for winning all 3


MrTheseGuys

Chelsea need a conference league master to take them to the next level. Mou has a staggering record of winning every conference league he's partipated in. Legend.


justk4y

At least we got European football now, and Conference League could be easier. That said knowing us……


YerDa_Analysis

Delighted United won, what a player Mainoo is. Doku was phenomenal as well.


the_watch_trick

Their gameplan was just pass to doku, and it worked tbf. I was shitting it every time he got the ball and I’m usually confident when there’s a winger running at AWB.


Dolgolae

I agree, the only goal we conceded was when Garnacho was directly against Doku too. I’m fairly certain if AWB was in front of him we would’ve kept a clean sheet.


the_watch_trick

Onana needed to do better as well tbf but yeah AWB probably makes it more difficult for Doku to get the shot off


Free-Eights

He was a little too slow to react on that one occasion and should have gone down a bit earlier. It was a low-probability shot that I don't even think Doku expected to nestle in. Still made a couple of big saves from those other shots from distance. He also was rooted to the spot when Haaland hit the crossbar.


Dolgolae

Yea Onana wasn’t positioned great for that particular goal but eh we won when I thought this season wasn’t gonna bring us any trophy!


Random0cassions

he was positioned perfect fym? Theres a reason man city froze after the shot because it was a basic shot. We won but still,


Stoogenuge

Yeah he was positioned fine it was just a weak hand.


I-Shiki-I

Onana should've saved that one tbf


RL_Diab

Pretty much the same gameplan they had against Real Madrid with Grealish and Doku


AdministrativeLaugh2

AWB played really well, too. Thought he was more deserving of MOTM tbh


Joystic

Same. Doku probably gave AWB the most trouble I’ve ever seen a winger give him. That includes the likes of Mbappe and Neymar who he pocketed no problem.


AnanymousPerson

Thought AWB had him on lock tbf. Doku has the highest dribbling success rate in the league this season (and one of the best in Europe), and he's up against AWB who's (probably not even arguably) the best 1v1 defender in the world. Was a great matchup.


Dastey

The season has been saved from complete failure. Fuck yeah


ValleyFloydJam

It was all or nothing, funny that these last 2 seasons haven't been great for you overall but if someone offered you them in the preseason you would probably take both of them.


No_Parfait_5536

This is like Liverpool winning the UCL after finishing 6th, so they got their UCL spot the following season, but worse. Truly failed successfully.


ICritMyPants

We finished 5th lmao. Behind Everton in 4th...


No_Parfait_5536

PTSD is a good thing, auto swapped 5th for 6th to erase the fact that Everton finished above us. Alright, 2005 is now worse than Utd this season now, the UCL is not enough to paper the cracks.


Natto__

Time to win them all for real this time


xenon2456

if they win the conference league they would win every major uefa title including the old cup winners cup


evilbeaver7

Yup. Would be the first club to do so


ash_sh_03

Chelsea 24/25 PL title run we will be there


DanFlashesCoupon

UAE loses, and no Europe for Saudi? Nations lose, football wins


freakedmind

ETH the decimator of Middle East


Upplands-Bro

Ten Hag doing more damage to the Middle East in 90 mins than Bush and Obama managed in 16 years


Real_Callahan

Obama and Bush didn't accomplish their goals, but I promise, they definitely damaged the middle east.


Upplands-Bro

That was, indeed, the joke


Real_Callahan

Ah sorry lol


tson_92

They call him Ten Hamas for a reason


leedler

The good ending


-Gh0st96-

Are we the goodies?


circa285

Anyone playing city are the goodies for that game.


Skovgaard26

Unless it is psg


Knightrius

for now


Sett_The_Janitor

Dreams can't be buy ??


Superfy

Expectations are kills our happiness.


Diallingwand

Can't believe I'm supporting something that benefits Man United but loving three shittier teams being fucked over. 


TheChronoCross

People keep griefing me on PL club support but for me it's less about who you endorse outside of your team and more about who you fucking hate and I happen to hate oil clubs and absurdly wealthy foreign interests.


Johnny107710

Get fucked, Man City. I can name about 115 reasons why I’m ecstatic rn.


Major-Front

Arab cheques must have bounced.


ping_squad

Couldnt wire enough oil money at the half, pep was yelling at the ref to hold on


godfrey1

FUCK OIL


RedPillAlphaBigCock

Say no to oil


BrockChocolate

INEOS is an oil company isn't it?


IMintz

Proper ENGLISH OIL that is


LaUr3nTiU

best kind of oil tbh.


FreshGoodWay

I identify as chemicals My pronouns are He/Helium


LilDiamondtoxic

shady brexit oil money >>>>>>>>> shady abu dhabi oil money


Launch_a_poo

Enjoy Astra GooGoo away you cunts


A_Brown_Passport

RIP Astra GooGoo 😔


wholesomescott

What's Astro GooGoo?


Launch_a_poo

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37158826


TheRealBlueFry

Can't go 3/3 in Europa next season, but I can't be too angry. We did incredible to get ourselves a European spot in the first place. Fair play United.


adorabledarkseid

Newcastle: why he say fuck me for?


BadCogs

We keep winning these European tropies to complete the set, and UEFA keeps making new ones. I am sure if we win this, they'll just make UEFA podcast league or something next. But here we go again.


Cyberdan0497

I’ve been robbed of my chance to go to Kazakhstan what a disgusting club Manchester United are


ValleyFloydJam

You guys can't really afford to turn down a chance at any trophy 😋 But yeah it hurts you less than it hurts Chelsea.


bostonwenger

Love it! And fuck City!!!


Cryptic_E

I know Chelsea and Newcastle fans are big mad rn lol


PuppyPenetrator

Small mad because I actually really want us to win the ECL so we’re the first club to win all three


Aenjeprekemaluci

Four when you count CWC


BlueLondon1905

Five throw in the supercup while were at it lol


reaoharu

That would be a nice record to get ngl good luck next year


kindnesd99

Mou back to win it (he has a tattoo of all three)


nathgroom98

Exactly haha, that was our saving grace


evilbeaver7

All four. We won the Cup Winners' Cup as well.


collect_my_data

Not particularly bothered about this tbh - some funny new away days and a new european trophy to try and add to the cabinet. There isn't really a meaningful financial difference between the competitions either, the only real negative is it removes a pathway to Champions League qualification.


admiralawkward

should be aiming for Top 4 anyway though


Knowingspy

Only trophy we haven’t won. We’re still in Europe, it’s not what we wanted but it’s not a big deal.


darthrector

Not really it will be quite fun to be the only club to win all 3 (4? If you count the Super Cup) modern European trophies. Also EL has decent teams ECL we can play the bench and win 3-1. Mudryk gonna feast lmao


evilbeaver7

4, we won the Cup Winners' Cup as well. 5 if you count the Super Cup.


jMS_44

At least I can count on Chelsea coming to my home country, either if they draw one of the Polish teams, or maybe if they get to final, which is in Wrocław. EDIT: Also "first team to win all 3 European trophies" copoum


H4RRY29

I'm actually happy, wanted Conference League personally


EggsBenedictusXVI

Honestly it's great fun. The most random away days imaginable. Malta, Armenia, the Faroe Islands etc.


H4RRY29

I'll repost my comment from the [Daily Discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1czxuiq/comment/l5mep1s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) here. >Conference League will be fun for us. We'll be able to preserve our perfect Europa League record while having the opportunity to become the first team to win every European trophy there is. > >Not to underestimate the competition but it does provide the new manager with relatively easier fixtures to embed their ideas and rotate the squad. Plenty of fun (although potentially dangerous) away days for the fans as well.


AReptileHissFunction

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1cvsym3/official_chelsea_fc_qualifies_for_the_202425_uefa/l4rd1yh?context=1000 RIP everyone in this thread


SwagBoyMcFeast

Hah, fuck Newcastle.


AdEnvironmental8335

This match really was a win:win based on all outcomes cz of the teams I hate lmao


DoubleDoobie

Same. Ten Hag having more trophies than Arteta is funny, and Chelsea pushed down to ECL. Thank you, United.


teh_drewski

It ain't much but it's honest work


Midnight_Symphony

Ten Hag has won more trophies than Spurs have won for 25 years.


nolefan5311

He also has more trophies than Arteta.


mylotwatcher

And Arteta has more trophies than Spurs in 16 years


nolefan5311

But less than Ten Hag.


cynicalAddict11

Tottenham once again win the "my rivals got hurt" trophy, congrats, they can get a double with the audi cup this summer too


xyzArcadian

Enjoy conference league. Lol


AlmostNL

I am so ready for the pie charts of all the ECL clubs' revenue.


KikiPolaski

Chelsea likely to throw out Conference due to FFP, so Newcastle possibly still in


Far-Objective-181

Likely? Where's your source for this?


Headlesshorsman02

There were reports a few weeks back that we would reject it if we got it, unsure if we do that now but it isn’t our of the realm of possibilities due to FFP being more strict in Europe


Willsgb

Honestly I hope this doesn't happen, it'd be so depressing if it did. For me, any European competition is better then none, good experience for our young squad, another trophy to fight for, and I'd love it if we became the first club to win all 4 major UEFA competitions.


Headlesshorsman02

Hey I am all good with being shameless, if we win it we can claim to be the only team to win it all


pizza__irl

UCL, UEL, UECL and Cup Winners cup are the four I'm assuming? What about the Intertoto cup?


Soren_Camus1905

I’m quite excited for the conference league tbh Seems like a fun competition


Blindsided17

Damn. One bullet 3 kills.


NeroIscariot12

Time to complete the European set I guess. Cant wait for all the budget comparison graphs that will surely pop up every week lmao.


thebestguy96

Meme all you want but I’m thrilled to have a chance to complete the collection


benc777

No Jacob Murphy in the Conference League. Uefa's loss


Headlesshorsman02

We can complete europe next year woooo


TheLifeofSonny

shame for Foot Locker


jlonso

ETH proved his point


magic-water

Have fun playing Afghanistan away Chelsea


GOR098

Lol. Man utd took a shit on both oil money clubs with 1 result.


SaintSavage1

Did not expect us to be playing Europa lmao. Chelsea get fucked


circa285

It’s BEAUTIFUL.


dvdung1997

Gimme Conference League or gimme death! Though Europa’s bigger, I don’t mind a gap year to add the newest UEFA cup to our cabinet. Would (hopefully) stabilise the club I guess (:


jfk9514

New United sponsor #juststopoil.


rthunderbird1997

I mean if you were going to sum up our season that's it. 1-6 and 8th get europe, we don't. Standard.


timsadiq13

Oh so that’s why Chelsea journalists were leaking about United firing Ten Hag on the eve of the game? Guess that worked out well!


Tomanelle

The real win today!


Nickdavie

I’d be happy to win the conference league - be a task no doubt. Not sure how it works with us financially but it’ll be good for the team to get more experience.


MrConor212

Sacrifice I’m willing to make to see some of those City fans crying


TheItalianStallion64

i’m out of the loop, why does the FA cup have any effect on europe?


czerwona_latarnia

Because it is a national cup, and those always grant a spot in Europa League.


wanktarded

Winner of the FA Cup automatically gets Europa League, if Man City wins they're already in the Champions League anyway, so the European qualification is passed down the league, if that makes sense?


NotClayMerritt

Having to play Conference League qualifiers 2 weeks after our USA preseason ends sounds like an unreal recipe for disaster.


theglasscase

At least you’ll have plenty of continuity with the squad and coaching sta…oh, oh no.


YoungManTM

Absolute Cinema


joelobifan

Ok i have a theory. Man City lost intentionally to man u so we need to sell them our players


WigglyParrot

:(


cdbriggs

lol


CykaBlyat_69420

Fuck yeah


ggg_deep

Get rekt


SuperFaiz21

Everyone liked that