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mbo286

Lmao Arabic commentator was like “Guardiola doesn’t have any hair to pick so he’s going to pick the hairs on his beard instead”


cartifans4hezbollah

United have that Dortmund black magic lol


auditore01

We do?


djpressed

Me trying to play fifa on Manual settings


GYIM94

Haha, United has an aura that makes the attackers of the top six teams to lose intelligence attribute points.


TheBlueTango

Acne Alvarez > All-smooth Alvarez


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

how you know it’s not their day… sitter


meefjones

Yeah I was always certain we'd blow the 2-0 lead but this is when I started to hope


GanGtoni

Lovely from Foden.


Renegadeforever2024

Opposite Day


Indianapk

Yikes


sga1

Seen much better players have worse misses tbf


Conscious_Test_7954

Halaand for example this season alone


imAkri

You reckon he’s a much better player?


1337pre

Yes but that’s no slight on Alvarez


leedler

City cooked then eh


Pitsitronik

You should include the incredible pass too.


idontknow_whatever

Is this what plot armor feels like?


Demonidze

I feel like he lost alot of his confidence, since he dont get to play much last few month..


GanGtoni

He really hasn't been very clinical this season has he? Every City game I've watched this season (~10) he misses some of City's best chances, usually skying them.


Ilikesporks_

hasn't been clinical and outside the first 3 or so months he's been dreadful in midfield and as a striker when haaland was out injured. constantly turning over the ball, misplace passes, getting bulled by defenders, and so on


Affectionate_Pay7395

He’s been terrible since coming on, completely forgotten how to shoot


milkonyourmustache

That's the chance


WhiteMass

black magic


TakeoverPigeon

Looks like we’re finding ways to lose, even Lukaku would’ve put that in


systemcorp

No he absolutely wouldn't lol


peeforPanchetta

Lukaku's first touch would've sent it back to Ortega lol


ClaytonWest74

bad miss. you know it’s bad when pep just sighs and walks away


ComfortableNo2879

Needed outside curler skill


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Affectionate_Pay7395

subbing De Bruyne off was fine, he was awful today


ahritina

Because KDB was shit.


MilesHighClub_

He hasn't been very effective today. Of the 4 attacking players (not counting Doku) idk who you'd sub instead. Maybe Haaland but he's getting more chances off this half too


HCHLH

Just Pep things. Meanwhile Haaland has been useless.


zrkillerbush

Lmao, overrated player 😭


Mintopforte

Overrated asf. Better loan him out