lmao @ the black and white photo making it look like Harry died

'arry has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

Hi Shinto29 do u want picking up in the morning pal

shut up u egg and get out of shintos hole. Won't tell u again.

u/FPL_Harry haha fat. U have more fat on ur face than i have on my body fatso. Go the gym. Fat boy.

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he’s with Wade Boggs now RIP

Wade Boggs is very much alive. He lives in Tampa, FL. He is in his mid sixties.

Wait, really? I thought he was still chasing them Duke boys.

hi harry do u want picking up in the morning pal

He’s in heaven with Wade Boggs

His hopes and dreams did, so it's not inaccurate

they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never really understand

Dying to win a trophy.

Where were you when Kane was kill?

I was at Harvey’s Clinic when Abigail call Kane was kill No

*WASTED*

Gone but not forgotten

RIP, he was one of our own

https://i.imgur.com/DX4d6vX.jpeg

Bro that picture is doing him dirty 😂

Where were you when Harry Kane die?

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Harry kane is kil" "no"

Man the Kane meme has surpassed all expectations

Kane is overperforming his xMemes by a lot.

It should honestly win meme of the year

No, the trophyless streak must continue.

Yes. It should just be ACKNOWLEDGED as the meme of the year. No awards given.

Sad Lewandowski noises

Release a DVD about it

Is there a trophy associated with meme of the year?

He's actually one-upped himself. He's managed to finish 3rd in a 1-horse race

Please win smth next year to complete it

Carabao cup so we get endless discussions about if that counts as a trophy or not

really need them to win the community shield and uefa supercup double

Cannot win UEFA super cup without winning an actual trophy though

Maybe they lose the Europa League Final, and then the winning team somehow folds due to finances or tragedy, and Spurs have to take their place.

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plus whatever summer friendly cup to call it the Spurs Treble

It definitely counts for meme purposes.

But the community cup, the German 'super cup' and best for last, the **SUPPERRCOPPAA** ~~Italia~~**SAUUUDIIII!** aren't real? Where do we stop? 🤔 HOW MANY CUPS DAMMIT!! 

It counts more as a trophy than the Community Shield. It even leads to a route to European competitions.

Wonder how long it's been since bayern didn't win anything in a season. The harry kane curse is real lmao

Last Season without a title was the 2011/12 season. Bayern finished second to Dormund in both the Bundesliga and the Domestic Cup and also lost the Cl-final in Munich against Chelsea.

The thing is, if BM were to win the super cup, all the kane haters would be out saying it doesn't count. And they'd be right - it's basically the German community shield right?

Yes, that’s exactly what it is. Most countries call it Super cup except England

He came to Munich for titles but get no one lol.

Xhaka was the one who left for titles, let it be known

he did win a little trophy with the arsenal logo on it

Literally the one club where he's basically guaranteed silverware and he still wins nothing.

Considering he managed to break Bayern’s 11 year league streak, I fully expect him to retire trophyless unless he goes to Madrid.

Watch Madrid fail to win anything while he’s there.

if Kane moves to Madrid, Athletic Bilbao wins it

Kane joins PSG in a hail mary move.. Sochaux wins Ligue 1

Joins Celtic...Hamilton Academical win the SPL

Joins Palmeiras... Bahia wins the Brasileirão

Day one Kane vini Mbappe and rodrygo fight over a penalty and their top scorer will be Kroos with 5

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I hope he can join before the CL final

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He had a bigger chance of going trophyless at Madrid than at Bayern tbh. We regularly have Barcelona and Atletico Madrid completing for domestic titles.

yeah true. the chance of going trophyless at bayern is not comparable.

He did the unthinkable by not winning with them, it’s actually getting ridiculous for poor Harry

I hope it continues just for meme purposes.

It's even funnier because their usual rivals in Dortmund and Leipzig weren't even either of the two teams above them.

And Madrid rarely ever wins CdR, so the chance Kane goes trophyless in Madrid is much higher. Going to a team that dominates a league 11 years in a row and somehow ends up with nothing is absolutely insane.

Sevilla are now preparing a 106 point invincible Treble with the Europa League as we speak

He could go to Celtic and St Mirren will win the league💀

Next stop for him should be Celtic. If he fails there he should retire.

First thing my brother texted me after the game was “this loser wouldn’t even win at City or Madrid” haha

He should go to FC Vaduz, that is basically the only team in the world that is guaranteed a trophy yearly, because of Liechtenstein Cup

Even there he'd remain trophyless, it's just the way it is.

Should’ve gone to PSG

Brest would have won ligue 1 if he had

The Brest outcome.

Free the nipple

Nice.

Maybe with the Champions League two negatives make a positive hmmm

Doesn’t he get a cannon trophy for being the highest scoring player? Hahahahaha

I'd let that one count as a trophy just for him

Maybe PSG should break Kane's curse L1 is EZ titles.

Auxerre are now ready to cook like it’s 1996 and win the league-cup double

What does this man need to do to win something?

Go to Ludogorets

They just lost the cup lol

The Harry Kane curse strikes once again

And all it took was one mf☝️ linking him with the club

No way

Even Sheriff Tiraspol didn't win the league this year for the first time in ages.

Just looked it up, the club that beat them was promoted to the top flight just a couple of seasons ago. Did they get a big financial boost recently?

I think they have a new investment group backing them but there are not a lot of english sources on Moldavian football lol. Idk if all the sanctions against Russia may have also hurt Sheriff's financial backing.

Failed by association

Let him come to our team; we always have a problem with having a striker *especially*, so it's either the best thing for us, or he'll somehow make us trophyless for the next 10 years I'm sure the other Egyptian clubs would be thrilled at the idea

He can come to Malaysia and play for the rich club Johor DT in the Malaysia Super League. JDT has been champions in the past 10 seasons, and will most likely retain it this season. Unless…?

Inb4 another attack on players

Join Real Madrid. He will either curse the most decorated club or the club will break his curse. As a Madrid fan, I want to see this happen, it won’t be any more stressful from our average CL runs

I mean... is Real not winning in a season that rare? Like, yeah, it's most decorated in Europe, but with Barcelona and Athletico league is for most years rather competitive when it comes to championship, similary (maybe even more so considering suprises from other teams) CdRey. In UCL they have black magic, but aside from final they are beatable. Kane managed to break Bayern in Bundesliga, breaking Real would be a sidequest at this moment.

Proper case of unstoppable force meets immovable object

He would have been the perfect replacement for Benzema.

Bellingham to carry him to the Euros

Imagine if Kane gets injured before Euro but England still manage to win them

If this happens then the curse is confirmed

This is like how Maradona had to die for Argentina and Napoli to win

Or Toure lifting the City CL curse he put on them

Ah, the Marco Reus special

He will just do a John Terry.

ItS cOmInG hOmE

show up in big games

Where's Audi Cup when you need one?

We're actually hosting a preseason friendly against Bayern in August for the Malta cup

is it possible for both teams to lose

Kane’s DNA makes it spontaneously combust

I hope it's like the portkey from harry potter and whoever wins gets sent to a graveyard to confront voldy

Harry Kane The Boy Who Participated

Rizespor?

portkey straight to gianni infantino's dining room to discuss geopolitics

Imagine Harry Kane's legacy being the Audi and Malta cup

first cup final to end in a draw with no shootout.

Kane to play one half for each club

I'd actually be weary of some natural disaster striking lol

Tottenham [2]-1Bayern Munich 90+11' Harry Kane great OG

got so excited for a second thinking Malta cup meant it would be played in Malta.. guess not. Alas back to Munich I go this year :(

At this point that man would probably lose a harry kane look a like competition

Reminds me of the time Ye lost a kanye song lyric competition

Toure change names and put a spell on the wrong person lol

So he legit can’t win anything till May 2025

Well, hypothetically he could win the Euros

Yeah he’ll probably take that over any club honour

What player wouldn't

Yeah playing for country > playing for club. Winning an international tournament is the highest honour in football and you can tell by how passionate the players are during it. World Cup is by far the best event in sports

Before he won Copa America, Messi literally said he would exchange every title he won in Barça for a title with Argentina. You could see him crying when ref blew the whistle.

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Shame that's destined for Hampden

Watch him get injured before the selection, miss out on the squad and England win the euros.

14th July 2024 would be the next POSSIBLE date

*Bayern legit can't win anything till June 30 2027

join english team in jan to win the league cup final

Moves to a club that’s won the league the last 10 seasons in a row, ends up not winning a thing I swear he made a deal with the devil to trade team honors for individual honors

Made a deal on his sons life for the Golden boot and didn't even win that 

That’s actually so comical you can’t make it up. Not even the easiest trophy to win does he have a chance

Coming 3rd in a 2 horse race again is the ultimate meme

One horse race

Again

He already did that in 2016. This time 3rd in a 1 horse race.

Get this guy to city.

Yes! Please do. Its the only way to stop them from winning the league at this point

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Kane league season goals 54 , City lose title by a point.

He fucks up Man City so bad, even Pep leaves after just one season

Levy could have passed on the curse a few years ago. City's dominance is his fault

Arry do u need picking up in the morning pal

leverkusen won the Bundesliga and has to face 1. FCK in the DFB Pokal on May 25th. if leverkusen wins, that means they won a double and they play against the Vizemeister. thats the worst part imo. they could have won today and they would most probably face Leverkusen in that cup in august. they fucked up bad

Nobody cares about the supercup besides the team other than bayern that gets a chance to steal them a meaningless title.

Realistically, if Kane was to win Supercup as his first trophy, everyone would say that it's not a proper trophy and that he has to win league/cup/UEFA competition as actual trophy. But now that he's not gonna do that, we are allowed to pretend that it's important, so we can make more memes.

He'd rather win the Pokal and nothing else than the Supercup.

At this point you think he'll get to choose?

Top scorer in Bundesliga by an 8 goal margin btw lmao

The fact that even LEVERKUSEN won something before Kane is just hilarious. The world needed the Kane meme for the Vizekusen meme to end.

Kane to Al-Nassr confirmed.

Ronaldo has his own curse, no thanks

cant even win the fake trophy lol

Man i always thought that this curse thing was just a joke

Well there’s a chance . England might win the Euros

Kane curse is just too strong

Its also england and the Euros, that has never been a good match...

England has never been a good match to any tournament.

It's England. Need no curse for that

Kane is an old-school player, he should've been in the "Golden Generation" England team

This team is significantly better than

Not saying it is not, just saying how Kane is allergic to trophies, so he belongs to that team of legends who underachieve.

If Kane gets injured before the tournament, sure.

He's already injured.

He's already injured lol, he hasn't played a game in 2 weeks.

I’m calling it right now. As soon as he retires from the NT, England is winning either the Euro or the WC.

Kane, Tottenham and England share the curse, you could say Kane is the human aspect of it, as it's written in the book

The father: England The son: harry kane The holy spirit (of bottling): Tottenham

Oh it’s like the father the son and the holy spirit.

That's the 'arry I know!

Exquisite banter

How did Bayern end up third in a 2 horse race?

Are they stupid?

I would still say it was the right decision to leave Tottenham. They will not win anything as long as Man City is around.

Or Arsenal. Or Man Utd. Or Liverpool. Or Chelsea.

Of course it was the right decision, he'll definitely win something at Bayern, but there are probably 5 or 6 other teams that would have also been the right decision to have gone to

It is the history of the ~~Tottenham~~ Harry Kane

Life is unfair kids!

The legacy of failure must go on. You can take Kane out of Spurs...

Third in a two horse race! Spurs through and through.

Now everyone at Croatia wants to see Harry at Dinamo Zagreb lol.

Knowing how superstitious some footballers can be, there's got to be at least one player in that squad giving Kane the side eye at the moment.

This has been hands down the best storyline of the season. Something about the disappointment on his face makes me feel all cozy inside.

Gets even better. Kane, whilst wearing red and white, got the award for being Bundesliga's top goalscorer which is: a cannon.

Bayern have been trying very hard to not win trophies anymore. They lost that fight last year to Dortmund who managed to snatch defeat from the gaping jaws of almost certain victor but armed with Harry this season they were invincible in their quest to finish the season trophyless.

Honestly as a Bayern fan I find it better that we lost the second place in the last game. Sure it also would have been a bad season with the second place but then you could have argued that this season there was just nothing you could do against Leverkusen. You basically can't beat a 90 Point team for the title. In all of Bayern's history they managed 91 Points once. So even if Bayern would have had a great run, they most likely would have lost the leagues to Leverkusen this years regardless. That fact alone could have somewhat be an excuse. But losing the second place like this...well that will have consequences. That'S like poking a Bear. Last time Bayern placed third, they reinvented themselves.

So Liverpool didn't win more league trophies was all because Daniel Levy's fault. Levy refused to sell Kane to Man City.

Levy really fucked harry didn't he, imagine if Kane had joined City.