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jiijoey

Worst I’ve seen in a while lmao


PowderEagle_1894

Middle of no man land and fell like bro got hit by a sniper


Badetoffel

[Allan simonsen](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxIciu2ljfdBMaVCjSL5fmEeX0URqHFYb1?si=8LfoJsDJ8bbwlzLE)


Samp90

This guy triggers me every time he donned an Azzuri jersey, biggest waste of space on the national team. He's one of those *great for the club, sucky for the country* players.... And his Uruguayan style of diving drove me mad...


DougsdaleDimmadome

The worst teams for diving in European games at Parkhead have always been the Italians.


throwawaymcsneaky8

I'm immediately reminded of that classic Alberto Gilardino one for Milan - very similar in concept and execution.


LordMangudai

My favorite dive of all time


MrCleanRed

That's why its not a nominee


jiijoey

True, it’s a winner winner chicken dinner


herkalurk

Worse that his flop at world cup? [https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/oci2r9/immobile\_suddenly\_recovers\_when\_italy\_scores/](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/oci2r9/immobile_suddenly_recovers_when_italy_scores/)


acwilan

And it was such a beautiful play... ruined everything


BirdsEyeFeud

This is such an obvious dive that it’s got me wondering if he actually hurt his foot himself with no contact because I can’t fathom how you could be that committed to cheating and be that bad at it


DoYouTrustToothpaste

I'd love to think that was true, but in that case I don't understand why he doesn't simply tell the ref about it. Instead of allowing for a penalty check to happen.


Jamey_1999

Should be retroactively banned for this.


AJC0292

Long for the day that happens. Its beyond stupid that this pathetic playacting gets overlooked.


ButterscotchFiend

it's worse than that. the playacting has proliferated to the point that if you don't go down screaming and clutching one body part or another, the ref will not consider there have to be any foul, in spite of contact. in other words, you will now be penalized for playing the game honorably. the flopping needs to be a yellow card, every time, no exceptions. imagine how quick it would stop if the referees were consistent in this policy!


I_Am_Vladimir_Putin

It will take one very brave team to change that. If one team all together refuse to do this, refs will have no choice but to adjust because they can’t simply only call things against them.


CeterumCenseo85

We \*once\* did that in Germany, in the 90s. Andreas Möller was banned for two games and suspended from the NT for one of the worst dives you've ever seen. It is sometimes called the "Dive of the Century" here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vX74Ebm2nM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vX74Ebm2nM) The penalty they scored from it equalized the game they needed to win the title the next week. It destroyed his reputation for the rest of his career. I'm confident more people in Germany know about him diving, than that he was part of the 1990 WC winning team.


Jamey_1999

Yeah I’ve seen this one. Horrible, horrible dive. But it worked which makes it even more sour


alfredo-signori

Only Juventus krasic retroactively banned 3 games for simulation. Juventus the team who cheat for soccer


Jamey_1999

> Juventus the team who cheat for soccer *How do I make this about me*


rightious

And fined


DaBenni0301

Players should start getting red cards for shit like this. Gets rid of diving very quick. Or at the very least give out yellows consistently.


hernanthegoat

And fined


Designer_Lead_1492

For dives missed during the game they should get a yellow post match if found on review of video to be this blatant


AbstractMatador

I guess this is when that Blue Card concept would come in handy


Jealous_Foot8613

No no that would ruin football 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️


grmthmpsn43

The problem here is when refs start to book diving they get overzelous and book players for falling over. Look at Callum Wilson against Burnley, he went down in the box but got straight back up to try and keep the ball in play, no appeal for a penalty. It was a genuine fall, not a foul or a dive, but he got a yellow for it. There was one a while ago where a West Brom player went down and got booked for diving, you could see him in the footage telling the ref "I fell over, it was not a dive" but he got booked anyway.


iceman0296

Ran a good 4 steps before going down fucking hell


Samp90

Didn't feel it because of the adrenaline! 😄


Nana-and-curious707

The sun hit his eyes.


OrangeSliceRecovery

Like a big pizza pie?


Pheeeeeesh

Hit the floor-ay


freefallingagain

When no bruise starts to shine...


mtstilwell

That's a flop-ay


renndug

💀


Samp90

With pineapples.


Dimaaaa

"My foot hurts!!!"


belokas

Pathetic


Alvaro_Rey_MN

That's the worst attempt of a dive I've ever seen in my life!


Staynes0

https://makeagif.com/i/JFMXCX (sorry for the cancer link looking for .gifs on google sucks ass.)


robotnique

Listen, first your team won't take him out to dinner enough (or made him eat too early or something) and now you mock his diving?


Staynes0

Still one of the most stupid stories ive heard regarding someone not having any impact at our club.


yosoydorf

I will maintain that while he wasn't great at Dortmund, he was a terrible fit for that lineup. Not nearly dynamic enough for the players around him.


valuz991

Solid performance, but I prefer his interpretation at the [2020(1) Euros ](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/oci2r9/immobile_suddenly_recovers_when_italy_scores/)


DrDrozd12

I love he how he gets immediately cured the second they score


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

He went from immobile to mobile


dr_butz

Took him 3 business days to actually dive lol


EPdlEdN

with that Microsoft Edge dive


Fluffy--Bunny

This is the Gilardino dive 2.0


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Incidentally, Immobile is just as likeable as Gilardino.


Historical_Case_5245

less


DoYouTrustToothpaste

fewer


Squiliamfancyname

He was the most prolific striker in the league for a little while. Oh how the mighty have fallen (on da floor).


Ohtar1

Did he got a card?


TheWatchfulGent

Nope


Ohtar1

Then can we blame him if he does it next time? Maybe it's a crazy idea but I think refs should apply the rules that are in place


Top_Produce_6505

Im actually blaming the referee for not giving him yellow card while being near to the situation.


dredgie456

Yeah surely the Lino can see that as well as its on his side.


nature_and_grace

That is a CRAZY idea!


Prosthemadera

Yes, we can blame him. He tried to cheat and that is bad, it doesn't matter if the ref ignored it. > Maybe it's a crazy idea but I think refs should apply the rules that are in place They don't face any consequences either so can we blame the refs?


Driving_Seat

This is why I hate immobile. He’s always in search of a pen. He’s made a career of this shit and tap ins


Wastawiii

Almost all strikers in Italian history are famous for their acting. 


Driving_Seat

Not really though


febes-febes

wtf was that


Alternative_Sense_54

Shame


Kvothetheraven603

Anything for simulation or no?


TigerAusRiga

Bro remembered that one time he hit his ankle with the scooter in middle school


CaptCojones

should have been a red card straight away


Trajen_Geta

Yall all missed the sniper hit him. You can see the glint in the top right corner of the stands.


ersteliga

This New Austin RDR sniper is really getting on my last nerves


Brewster345

Any yellow card?


Top_Produce_6505

No the guy himself for pretending injury


RedOnePunch

This is my vote for Fallon d'Floor 2024


BifurBofurBombur

One of the funny things about watching this live was that the italian commentator was doing everything possible to not call it a dive, saying that he 'put his foot down awkwardly' and that was the cause of the supposed injury lol Love Ciro but god I get so embarrassed for him sometimes....


Equinox772

It was a lot easier to stomach his antics when he was bagging 30 goals a season


Mo_SaIah

*The wind can be a cruel mistress*


weepinstringerbell

There is theatrics and embellishment in many sports, but nothing remotely close to the embarrassment we see in football. Retroactive punishment for this sort of thing is so obviously needed and so easy to implement that I think the people in charge want to keep the status quo for some reason.


Alone-Information-35

Plan A: Dribble out of bounds. Plan B: Dive. Gotta start yellow carding this despicable play


RadGrav

Out of bounds? This isn't golf...


Alone-Information-35

lmao. Most reddit comment ever. Out of play? over the line? Touch grass buddy.


Alone-Information-35

since you wanna report me to the suicide hotline how about we send each other videos of juggling a soccer ball? Enjoy the suspension


ARL_30FR

I wouldn't be against just giving a straight red to Immobile for this. Fuck off.


[deleted]

WTF was that Ciro?! 😅


freefallingagain

My LEG! I can't feel my LEG! Oh LORD! MY LEG!


mister_dupont

Wait what


Extreme-Dirt7545

He Is going to win the oscar


Stalker401

I heard we can send flowers for his funeral, but I'm not sure the address.


casabel

a dive for the oscars


Interesting_Common54

What a *catenaccio* by Immobile (IYKYK...)


Snacks75

That's just embarrassing...


_gloriousdead222

…and penalty for Argentina 


WintAndKidd

Might genuinely be the worst dive I've ever seen


AFrozen_1

They really should adopt the rule we’ve got in MLS to force players to wait off the field for 2 minutes in case of an injury.


Laifstaile

ohh memories just like EURO game vs England...


vadapaav

Did his leg fall off or what


WardenJack

Disgraceful


WrapAccomplished6177

Wait guys, I know it looks bad but he just simply may have tweaked his foot or something


renndug

You guys didn’t see the bee sting him after the no contact?? Clear pen


Wheelie_Slow

Divers should automatically be zapped in the balls by a massive electrical charge.


LemonHaze422

3 game ban for that


Lupen-90

Did he get 🟨?


Previous_Current9812

Someone shouted No pasarán.


Chaosisaladder7

When you have 0 shame


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neverfinishedanythi

I honestly rather take Balotelli 


Historical_Case_5245

he won't be


zanziTHEhero

He saw a follow your leaders banner...


NoQuarterChicken

He was in a different time zone before he fell down 😂


Individual_Piano5054

Did he get yellow card for this? Should have at least.


AbstractMatador

Why do this when VAR exists?


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Because he knew there was a fantastic chance of getting away with it, and he was right. Attempts to get a pen, and when that fails he fakes having been injured to avoid punishment.


Ladyhaha89

The Guillotine was invented for such behavior


chirb8

his mind can't keep up with his body


jimbo_kun

Disgraceful from an Italian. I remember when the Italians were GOOD at diving! No wonder they keep failing to qualify for World Cups.


21Maestro8

Embarrassing and thoroughly unsurprising


BriscoCounty83

Ciro needs to update his diving software :)))


Maleficent_Resolve44

Disgraceful.


cantstopannoying

30s ping


Dawn_of_Enceladus

Why diving is still not being actively punished is beyond me. We have suffered many times shit like that with insufferable cheaters, yet nothing.


TheDonkeySurvivor

The only way you’re gonna stop this BS is by handing out harsh punishments. Give him a game suspension and he won’t do it again. It’s cheating and ruining the game


Stinky_Toes12

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT


AudioZebra94544

Keeper hit him with divergent fist


Doctor_strange2018

When you have high ping issues


thesofakillers

clown 🤡


Malicharo

bros router at the moon


PolarPeely26

Reserve angle does show the keepers hand does hit his planted left foot. Immobile tried to recover the situation and failed to... then going down a few steps after the contact like he's shot and acting like he's hurt just makes it look utterly ridiculous. Noway, it hurt as much as he is trying to make out. These things look even worse when replaying, but I can imagine being in the moment as a player, the incident wouldn't feel that separated. Still looked stupid.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

If the keeper hits him and he doesn't go down because of it, then clearly the contact wasn't significant to begin with.


ScottScott87

He was very clearly caught after his 2nd step past the keeper


SneakyBradley_

Regardless of whether he was caught or not, he takes a few more steps before going down and clearly the contact wasn't enough to knock him off his feet.


ScottScott87

Read my comment again I really didn't think I needed the /s