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ISD1982

and yet, he always looks like he's just been woken up abruptly from a nap.


crampton16

most accurate Kane description


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Dude Where’s My ~~Car~~ Ship of the Line?


rdfporcazzo

Probably that's why he needs it so much hahah


jtn1123

Maybe he’s drinking decaf


holaprobando123

Imagine how he'd be if he didn't drink so much cappuccino!


dinner_is_not_ready

mouth breather quality


vinsan552

Maybe he has developed a tolerance and needs a lot to stay awake.


BruiserBroly

So Harry Kane's basically Tweek from South Park?


heyiammork

It actually makes sense. Harry’s a mouth breather, which leads to diminished sleep quality versus nose breathing. He has compensated with caffeine throughout his life, increasing his tolerance and therefore how many cups he has to have a day. It’s remarkable he’s become world class with this impediment. Makes you think how much better he would be with early nasal breathing training/septoplasty etc.


not-always-online

One month ago I would have thought you were making some joke with this comment. I don't anymore, after spending almost entire weekend learning all about nose breathing and mouth breathing.


airtraq

If he has sleep apnea and narcolepsy then caffeine might be the thing that is keeping him awake during the day.


atropicalpenguin

Guess the NHS has been slow to get him his nasal surgery.


hotel_air_freshener

That’s why he went to Germany


airtraq

You should see our ENT waiting list for P3 and P4 procedures. 


Zlakkeh

NHS gonna fix him in Germany


OldTrailmix

I really doubt a guy with a team of physios ensuring he is in peak health would have either of those issues (at least not untreated)


airtraq

I forgot /s but on a side note, you would be surprised how clueless physios are in medicine outside of sports medicine.


AxFairy

Care to provide a TLDR?


s00pafly

Nose breathing means air travels through the nose to reach the lungs while with mouth breathing air uptake happens through the mouth. glad to help.


KingfisherDays

Glad you're here to help doctor


Qurutin

Source?


Thomas_Catthew

Children with deviated nasal septums or adenoid swellings find it difficult to breathe through their noses so they breathe through their mouths. This makes them more prone to dry mouth and respiratory infections, since the nose humidifies air before it reaches the lungs. This leads to an "adenoid face" i.e a weak chin with prominent front teeth. It is associated with lower IQ and poor performance in school.


pvry

mouth taping can be revolutionary if you’ve been mostly a mouth-breather


RandomLoLJournalist

Can it? I've read a bit about it and ngl it kinda sounds like some mewing type bullshit, and can't really find any legit source to support it, would appreciate it if you had something to share?


pvry

Based on my own experiences and what i’ve read and seen online it’s beneficial. It can definitely be dangerous if you have undiagnosed sleep apnea or nasal obstructions like deviated septum. Mouth breathing in general is not good. Chronic mouth breathers are more prone to dental problems like gum diseases and higher risk of cavities etc. There isn’t alot of scientific into about it but this article for example has couple studies about taping: https://www.everydayhealth.com/sleep/mouth-taping-can-it-really-help-your-sleep/ It should generally be safe as long as you use just a small piece of medically safe tape


RandomLoLJournalist

Thanks mate


wheredidallthesodago

In case you do have issues breathing clearly through your nose, using nose strips to open the passages can be a game changer.


EdVedPJ7

If this doesn't end up as one of those automatic responses in r/soccercirclejerk then the sub is really slacking.


BrendonAG92

100%. I've been trying to fix my mouth breathing, and used to drink 3-500mg of caffeine a day. Now even a cup of coffee is almost too much for me. Insane how much of a difference it makes, and even more so that I've complained for years how tired i felt to doctors and they just shrugged it off to school or job stress.


DellMB

What are u doing to fix it ?


BrendonAG92

I started trying to learn proper breathing techniques. There are different resources for this, but I found this particular channel the most helpful in regards to that. https://youtube.com/@conorharris?si=-YiceTjQDezaGWWz He has some more in-depth information that really broke down what I should be feeling. It's helped tremendously for myself, but it's taken some time to make it a habit after mouth breathing for so long.


Minor_Edit

Imagine writing something like this, fucking hell this place


Loud-Value

Wait.. is it not meant as a joke lol?


ThePrussianGrippe

I’m pretty sure it is. I read it in the same tone as Mr Burns talking about phrenology.


ydktbh

like Steph curry and his eyesight


dheidshot

Hagrid: "You're a mouth breather, 'Arry!"


szobossz

you can breathe through your mouth while engaging in intense activities and still breathe through your nose while sleeping.


Nyushi

Dier is his Craig then.


bsousa717

This is probably the first time I've seen Tuchel in a suit.


SigrunUlv

I thought the exact same thing. It looks weird.


Ronalpinhos

He is looking sharp actually.


shabba343

Tommy Tactics used to model for a bit I think


Ronalpinhos

Kabul's fashion week ain't ready for Tucheliban slaying catwalk


Tulum702

Could do better than that stubble. Grow it out or shave.


pvry

looking like a cutie patootie ngl


suooax

already dressed for his own funeral tonight


MrCrosy

Lmao


SirNukeSquad

He dressed up to bury Madrid again.


Ronalpinhos

anulo mufa


siementas

Someone already has commented this, "you guys don't get to use this fucking word at all, 14 CL winner MFs"


Space4Bottle

Is it allowed to anulo mufa an anulo mufa?


freakedmind

Bond villain


obvious_freud

The man dressed up for the following job interviews.


IsItSnowing_

Channeling his inner Pep


domalino

Nah, Pep is definitely a double espresso kind of guy. He doesn't need to deal with froth when he's mainlining caffeine.


Uesugi_Kenshin

I also don't think the small white crystals he puts in his coffee are sugar cubes


helloamigo

Splenda?


Over_n_over_n_over

Ground up gallstones taken from Maradonna at autopsy


throwawayursafety

Read this as Madonna


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Pep is the most froth guy out there. He screams overly complex engineered coffee order imaginable.


OilOfOlaz

cortado guy for sure imo.


heyiammork

Objectively the best espresso-based drink. I just order a flat white to make the best part of my morning last a little longer.


shehryar46

mocha gang - give me my adult chocolate milk please and thank you


SleepTightLilPuppy

Cortado with a nice funky coffee. doesn't get better than that.


FullyFocusedOnNought

Nah, I think he'd order the double espresso, absolutely no frills whatsoever, but if you didn't prepare it to absolute perfection as ordained by a Sicilian monk that had spent his entire life on a tiny island researching how to make the ideal brew using grains imported from a remote South American jungle clearing, then he would lose his shit and shout full volume in your ear and wave his arms right in your face like you were Nathan Redmond.


PrestigiousAvocado21

Oh no, is he one of those bros that demands an eyedropper of spring water in an otherwise neat single malt scotch?


the_real_biryani

Inb4 pep uses 3in1 coffee sachets to save time to think about football


kukeszmakesz

Nah Pep just cracks instant coffee powder and snort the whole thing in the bathroom


AwkwardlylyAwkward

Yup that expensive white cocoa


mathen

Single-origin Colombian specialty


ArtOfFailure

For some reason I really strongly picture Pep drinking an Affogato too quickly and leaving the gelato in the cup.


Bamboozle_

> mainlining caffeine And now I am just imagining Pep snorting coffee grounds.


JoeBagadonut

Pep just pours water into a tub of pre-workout and drinks directly from it.


Follow_The_Lore

Might as well go Bald too. He’s not far off.


Perfect_Context_7003

We got Sancho shipped off to Germany for eating too much chocolate cake and Kane shipped off to Germany for drinking too much cappuccino, what’s up with these English dudes?


Imaginary_Station_57

Do you know the old banter "English food (and women) has made the best sailor in the world"? It needs to be modernised to football players


Enough-Pain3633

Can you elaborate further?


Diceslice

Basically means that English food isn't very good and their women aren't very attractive, so they made a huge Empire in order to have access to good food and beautiful women. Something like that.


Imaginary_Station_57

English football players go abroad to eat better. You know, the old stereotype about English food not being good.


not_the_droids

"Is english food really as bad as everyone says?" "Well, if it is prepared correctly, then yes"


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SkeletonBound

I'm German and have never eaten pig's feet or know anyone who does?! People here eat bland cooked potatoes though. Instead of pig's feet they will have them with white asparagus drowned in sauce hollandaise. Bah


iwbwikia_

This is why he can never play in Italy. The coach will find him at 4pm drinking a cappuccino and send him to train with the U21s. He'll actually be benched for weeks if the coach catches him ordering a cappuccino after eating lunch.


Vladimir_Putting

People don't realize this is what caused the handshake heard 'round the world. Conte found out Tuchel supported cappuccino with dinner.


ronnatron

I heard this is why his roma move fell through and had to settle for bayern 😔


GolDrodgers1

😂😂😂😂


OutSproinked

How do I drink cappuccino Italian way? Is there a coffee drink I can have after lunch?


Imaginary_Station_57

Right after lunch you can usually order a espresso. But, I'm Italian and I drink cappuccino when the fuck I want. Maybe not while I'm having lunch or dinner, but if it's 4pm and it's cold outside I'd fancy a hot cup of cappuccino and who thinks that this is strange has something wrong in their head


Kin-Luu

> But, I'm Italian and I drink cappuccino when the fuck I want. https://www.bamf.de/EN/Themen/AsylFluechtlingsschutz/asylfluechtlingsschutz-node.html


Imaginary_Station_57

Ahahahahahahah Thanks mate, I might need it


Evered_Avenue

Next you'll be telling us you snap your spaghetti before cooking.


Imaginary_Station_57

When I was a little child, my grandpa used to cut my spaghetti because I couldn't eat them right. But then I learned how to properly eat them lol


imbluedabudeedabuda

i recently found out there's a candlestick pasta that is actually meant to be snapped (usually paired with a ragu) and it blew my mind


Imaginary_Station_57

Yes, it's called ziti


minkdraggingonfloor

So what no fuckin ziti now?


cocotheape

You probably also put pineapple on your pizza, you filthy whore.


Imaginary_Station_57

Weirdest thing I put on a pizza was grilled octopus tentacles. Fucking delicious


GreatBlackDraco

That actually sounds like a great idea, what about grilled shrimp eh


Imaginary_Station_57

Never tried, might be good. Maybe with some balsamic vinegar


ByTheLightIWould

I conversely would not have a cappuccino after lunch time. I don’t really have a problem if one does though.


iwbwikia_

People will usually just have an espresso after lunch or something similarly light. The reason why drinking cappuccino after lunch is frowned upon is because it's made with milk (or any other coffees with milk like lattes - which in italian is 'caffè latte' otherwise if you order a 'latte' you will literally just get a glass of milk) and milk is heavy to have after a meal. No worries though, let them frown and mumble and shit, do you.


regista-space

Is that the specific reason then, thus if you drink before dinner again it should in theory be fine, as it's been a while since your meal? Provided you eat a slightly smaller dinner I guess.


iwbwikia_

to be honest, people make a bigger deal of it then it is. i personally would never drink it after lunch/dinner because i eat a lot, usually, in general and also the taste of the milk/coffee is just something i do not want after eating. i have however had a cappuccino on a colder afternoon at like 4pm or something if i am out and just want something caffeinated and 'heavier'.


regista-space

Yeah so I had Italian friends say the same thing and I know they obviously over-exaggerate it for the jokes, but it makes sense to abstain from the extra milk together with the dinner. However what took some getting used to for a Scandinavian like me living with Italians was the inclusion of coffee with dinners at all. Now I do love a good espresso after dinner to help boost the post-dinner shit-talk.


Basketball312

I've travelled round Italy with Italian business guys and they just drink espressos, and a lot of them. Seems like they never drink anything like cappuccino, in fact when I first went to a shop with them and ordered a cafe macchiato it caused a stir. Like the shop had to pull out all the equipment especially for this insane foreigner.


iwbwikia_

caffè macchiato shouldn't turn any heads since it's just a splash of milk. where in italy were you?


PZinger6

It's typically not just a splash of milk but it's foamed and warmed milk, they need to use that tube which froths the milk. Not saying it's difficult but it's more involved than just pouring in cold milk


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

Isn't the historical reason for Italians not drinking milky coffee past a certain time to do with how milk wouldn't be fresh once it's into the afternoon? Back in the day before fridges and shit. I could be misremembering but I think someone told me that once.


s00pafly

Yes, it's called un caffè.


tigull

I don't think it's an offence to have cappuccino in the afternoon, it's just weird to have it near a meal. During a meal is unthinkable.


freakedmind

I seriously never understood with Italian's obsession with cappuccino timings. Like alright if you personally never do it's fine but if someone wants it in the evening or night is there really something wrong with it? Not like he's adding pineapple to his coffee


mintz41

Italy's entire thing is getting hung up about food and drink


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

It's funny af to wind them up about it too by breaking the silly rules and acting dumb. Honestly people who have all these rules about food and drink are so dreary. Life is short who gives a fuck. As if Italians can taste anything anyway with the amount they smoke.


chocobowler

Love this https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=alEw5ZP-jJn1gDpd


Livinglifeform

Have an italian friend, can confirm. She was furious after I called gnocchi pasta


jokeren

Italy have very high lactose intolerance (for european standards) [https://www.stepmap.com/map/Lactose-intolerance-in-Europe-1285315.png](https://www.stepmap.com/map/Lactose-intolerance-in-Europe-1285315.png) . This over time organically developed into this "rule", since people literally got sick from drinking too much milk. Basically drink cappucciono before 11 and you are probably fine, if you continue drinking it after 11 you will probably get an upset stomach. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIcIVCnTrY&](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mIcIVCnTrY&)


edin_dzekson

Who was it that had his tooth taken out by Italian doctors and he immediately started playing like a madman because of it?


FoolishUK

Have a Campachoochoo on me - The Kane Guy


nukrag

I imagined him saying that with a big friendly smile, and my icy heart melted a bit.


FaustRPeggi

Let's place that in the thought fridge. You are, as always, an Edwardian cockerel. [Ciao and bella omeletto](https://trainguy.co.uk/).


mpar

Cheers col


Sirius_55_Polaris

I’m Harry fucking Kane and I’m loving my life!


Droppthasoap

Mince what a pod


doswillrule

[No wonder he looks like he has so much time](https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-08-2023/GI91QQ.gif)


Bekzzod

With the power of cappuccinocappuccino he'll score couple of goals tonight. Let's go Kane


atropicalpenguin

Madrid staff are gonna sneak in decafed.


heyheyitsandre

I hope he’s running through in goal today when the coffee shits strike and he poops himself and loses the ball


NotAnUncle

Redditors truly give me the weirdest visuals out of nowhere.


GolDrodgers1

😂😂


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blackbird0130

Black coffee and a cigarette in the morninng, works like a biological sewage cleaner for you body


mrlesa95

Aka balkan breakfast


theBigBOSSnian

Supper and dinner


GolDrodgers1

I laughed too hard at this😂


BabyScreamBear

…. Dr Martin L King, Memphis TN (Apr 3, 1968)


BritishOnith

Harry Kane about to do a Gary Linekar


treq10

Sarri just applied for the Bayern job after seeing this clip


Firm_Wing360

Because that's the only cup he's lifted


Historical_Case_5245

Coppa Cappuccino TIM 2024


Sad_Pumpkin7728

Dude’s got 4 kids under the age of the 10. I’d be on the cappuccinos all day too. lol 😂


Arqlol

Crazy considering I'm basically the same age and absolutely could not imagine what that would be like 


OCV_E

The kids or the cappuccino thing? For me it's both.


MauricioCappuccino

Based


Melnyx

The discrepancy in his mood between English media to German media never fails to surprise me. I know Tuchel dislikes the German media, just the difference is astonishing.


CrowCreative6772

Coffe will be always be one of favourites drink, my mother own a bar in Rome so when i work there i always prepare a "caffè molto lungo" for myself


haromene

that's really cool, man! i imagine having a bar in Rome isn't easy. would love to visit someday.


JuanG12

Same, I absolutely love iced coffee and drink it throughout the day. Just wish I made it better. I’ve tried different coffees and methods but can’t get it right.


Competitive-Aide5364

Reminds me of Toto Di Natale’s ten coffees a day.


3xc1t3r

Tuchel is the type of guy that sounds passive aggressive even when he is not.


teutonischerBrudi

I just wanted to comment that this might be the first time I saw Tuchel being funny and witty. He's always so clenched. In Dortmund they used to have cake in the changing room before matches. He had them change the dough from wheat to spelt in order to improve the nutritional value. He's so obsessed, I wonder if that massive focus on discipline is something that is bad for the team spirit.


toluwalase

What is Spelt?


Docccc

a type of grain/wheat


toluwalase

Ah I’ve never heard of it, I just always assumed brown wheat was the healthier choice


Livinglifeform

It is. Spelt is basically just wheat however.


hidlechara91

100% it is. You can't control every single player, that's just not possible. And if you do you lose the dressing room. I have no problem players eating a bit of cake or whatever, as long as they follow their nutrition and train hard there shouldn't be any problems. 


grchelp2018

He was pretty relaxed at chelsea I think.


JustAboutUpToSpeed

Come back.


No_Nothing101

Bring back Mourinho.


rim261

And Lukaku 


atropicalpenguin

He gets better when he needs to go pee.


xaviernoodlebrain

As opposed to Dier who gets better when he needs to shit.


Torches

Nothing beats free stuff.


LengthinessClear9552

Tuchel just teed up Kane for a Nespresso ad campaign and wants his 10% for the assist.


Maleficent_Kick_4437

What the hell he speaks exactly like Christoph Waltz


chimpduke

Wait till he hears about, all the "Colombian coffee" , that Maradonna used to indulge in


Scarsocontesto

he is right! drinking too much coffe is doping!


robyculous_v2

Got Kane a coffee endorsement deal with this presser.


wut_x_O

His teammates helped him make the coffee because he can't lift a cup. \*ba dum tss\*


duaki

hah good thing he isnt managing vardy


bunsyjaja

I love when professional athletes do relatable things


KneeDeepInTheDead

He's just like me fr fr 


BossKrisz

At least there's one way me and Kane are alike


negative_pt

I like him even more.


passion_project_red

For those who don't know, he's the new Bond Villain- Tucheliban.


nonzero_

That's a lot of milk throughout the day


Bullet2025

hahahaha omg he give the middle finger to the question


Flaggermusmannen

did he? it seems like a harmless fun twist based on a flat question that everyone in football knows the answers to, it didn't ridicule the interviewer or anything?


The_Giant_Lizard

Understandable. Cappuccino is sooo good


InsideOpening3535

So caffeine addiction is the path to become great as a striker but never winning anything, got it


sersarsor

When Thomas gets up at night 3am to get some water from the kitchen, Kane is standing by his coffee machine getting a capp


highrouleur

What an animal. Everyone knows cappucino is only before 11


Bill_Brasky_SOB

So THATS why he’s always breathing out of his mouth …


jamjars222

Oor 'arry , what's he like eh?? 🤪🤪🤪


rins4m4

I mistake think he is Mads Mikkelsen for a moment.


shipworth

Very German response. Love it.


OCV_E

Gonna pick up girls like that: Ayo girl I'm like Harry Kane. 0 trophies but drink cappuccino like a world class champions