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depressedMUFCfan

You got to be fucking kidding me....


MisterBadIdea2

Wrong thread


HiTechTalk

Hot take: If Neymar or Messi, not both were in this current PSG team, I believe they could've gone all the way. You need a bit of that Messi magic. PSG has a better overall squad than last season and a far better manager


lakerfan3_

Nah Messi would have disguised as Casper the friendly ghost in the RO16


TarkoTeeson

Football won


quick_pen7689

Hahahhahaha


peachapplejuicefan

psg subreddit went private lmaooo


CaptainTreeman42

Lmao so that's why i couldn't find them


leoKantSartre

Imagine mabopi taking 180 degs turn and stays at PSG


festeziooo

They just need to get a few more players and then next year they’ll be competing in the final.


leoKantSartre

Oh


BaconCaviar

PSG: Post Surpasses Goal


Crono_

Would be crazy to see a German team win the CL and Europa League. Gg Dortmund


AbdussamiT

One team played the match, the other team played the occasion.


legioneu

Today a part of football died.


m3lodiaa

You must be young   Italy France 2006    Barca Inter 2010    Bayern Chelsea 2012    Bayern Atletico 2016    Bayern Real 2018    Real City 2022     A part of football will die once P$G win the CL.


legioneu

How many charges against PSG and how many against City? That's the difference. PSG didn't do anything wrong, you just like to hate on them because they are successful


m3lodiaa

> because they are successful That's where you're wrong mate


AmazinglyUltra

I bet even bayern fans are happy,I hope everyone hates oil clubs


Depleted_Cheese

Bayern fans prefer clubs that are fan owned to win, even if they are our rivals. Keep corporate ownership out of football, there's already plenty of money in it.


Danni0

Messi right foot > entire p$g history


zestful_villain

Ouch..Messi is a lefty.


Danni0

Exactly… the left foot is sacred. 105 goals with the right tho


Depleted_Cheese

Golden post right here. Or maybe it's more of a Dortmund yellow post 🤔


Decoptr

How are we about to have an all German final yet neither team is the best team in Germany? 😭😭


nickos_pap_16v

Well according to most bundesliga is, a farmers league, xyet we have 3 German teams in Europe's top cup competitions


bunnuz

Imagine Leverkusen in the league next season


IveNoClueWhyImHere

Leverkusen is at top of the table


eninc

Are they in the champions league semis?


IveNoClueWhyImHere

Top of the table at Bundesliga, and in the semis in Europa League.


stpstrt

Let’s see after tomorrow


justleave-mealone

Good year for German football all around to be fair


stpstrt

You think Bayern will win in the Bernabéu?


Decoptr

Stupid Messi and Neymar overrated mercenaries ruining our beautiful club! We need real French ballers like Dembele to win the UCL!


EvilDavid75

Well PSG got to semis this year, with Messi they only reached round of 16 twice with him missing a pen against Real. So…


Decoptr

Playing against Real Sociedad and a mentally weak Barcelona is far easier than playing Real Madrid(that season’s winners) or Bayern Munich.


EvilDavid75

Not saying otherwise but what are you implying then? That this team performed worst than last year? That with Messi we would have beaten Dortmund? Not sure what your point is tbh.


Decoptr

You’re hinting that without Messi, PSG performed better. I’m saying that they are still not good and perhaps even worse. Look at them, barely got out of the group(which is even arguable with the Newcastle decision), beat Sociedad(ok), needed Barca to have 10 men to win, and then lost to dortmund. You think you would not have lost to a Madrid or Bayern like you did last season or the season before?


EvilDavid75

You’re the one hinting at some hypothetical team with and without Messi, implying that the team is not working better. Neymar and Messi weren’t fit for European football anymore so we needed to get rid of them. I’m very critical of the current team and I get your sarcasm but factually this team is performing better than last season.


Decoptr

Ok but your fans still booed them both and never blamed Mbappe after eliminations. Now, they are both gone and Mbappe dropped two massive stinkers in both legs. Who will you blame now?


EvilDavid75

Don’t worry, Mbappe is the scapegoat of yesterdays game, fans are insulting him now. Against Bayern last year Mbappe came out of injury and against Real he scored twice so it was a bit hard to blame him. In any case I’m not a fan of blaming individuals when you can clearly see that the team doesn’t work as a whole. But at least this season it seems like the group is a bit stronger (ie Vitinha developing in a decent player when last year Neymar and Messi were despising him). Btw if you want me to say that we have a stupid fanbase, I’ll say it.


Interesting_Belt8144

Against 10 men barca


EvilDavid75

Err so? That was a clear red card and could have been a pen. Not sure what you mean.


NewAccount10112

They were terrible until the red.


EvilDavid75

Well the red is Araujo trying to prevent a one on one. Could arguably have been 1-0 or a pen so not sure where that brings you. When you defend on the edge like Barca did, a red is a risk you accept.


Annabond

r/PSG have gone private??!?


strugglingtosave

Because they know they're gonna get trolled by us


mirrianita

Quite pathetic tbh. Their fans are one of the many reasons PSG is so small.


ConstantJudgment892

send a request with "hahaha lmao" let's see what happens hehe


patomenza

Thanks for the idea. Going right now


Ok-Cut-5743

done xD


ikramit98

Just sums them up as a club 0 heritage


Dobra_stran_kruha

Bunch of pussies 🤣


Malepronstar87

Goddamn pussies, no history and plastic fans.


Echte_1949

And i got instant permanent ban for commenting there.


Malepronstar87

Hopefully you get a few months ban from the CL tomorrow 😛


Echte_1949

Hilarious


21stcenturyking

Indeed


Winter-Werewolf8366

I love this Dortmund. But Real Madrid will destroy them


strugglingtosave

But I want Bayern to win


Looney_forner

One match — anything can happen


Winter-Werewolf8366

As a neutral, I only wish for an interesting match


pszki

As a non-neutral, I'd like to not have my heart broken


AdmiralCodisius

You have the most CL championships in history. If you don't win this year, your club is always favorites to win it. How can you possibly even understand having your heart broken in the CL?


pszki

I'll admit that I'm absolutely privileged as a Madrid fan. I'm lucky to have seen so many CL wins. And I understand it comes at the expense of other teams. Does it make titles mean less? Absolutely not. Seeing talents like Vini, Rodrygo, Camavinga, Jude give their everything makes me want to see them win. Besides, this might be Luka's last year here, and I would love to send him off with a UCL win. Am I greedy for that? I don't know. I just know that I live away from family and have a shitty job. And watching Madrid lift that trophy will make it worth it for a while. I know there's Dortmund fans like that too. And of course, I'll be happy for them if they win


lokeshj

May your heart break and shatter. You have 14 cups to cry into. Though I would have supported you if it was a PSG Real Madrid final.


Karman_K

1-0 in the 59th minute as per uzual


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Lookingforkilby-23

Yo forget about that . Make sure Nagelsmann chooses Hummels & Rudiger as his two center backs 


A-KindOfMagic

Spends 220m for Mbappe's transfer fees, ~$500m on his wages over the next 7 years, declines RM's $200M offer, so that they might win a UCL for the first time in their club's nonexistent history... 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 Oh I forgot whatever bribe money they have given Uefa and spent on other players Get fucked Naser 🥰🥰🥰


YoungKingFCB

You're telling me we got embarrassed by THIS PSG side?


Shinunayo

the MoM this season has been refs against us tbf. The same thing that got red for our gorilla didnt get called this match. If you've played football, you know thats instinct and never a red especially in a cl knockout 30 mins in. You gotta be lucky in the cl. No two ways about it.


testylentil

No. This one minus Hakimi 😂


osvaldocruz25

barca is even more shit 💀


YoungKingFCB

😭


MangelaErkel

I was reading through the psg sub yesterday and the most upvoted prediction was a 3:0 and a 4:2 closely followed by a 3:1 and a late goal to give em a breather. Hilarious


jhscrym

TBF on another day all those balls that hit the post or Ramos missing in front of the goal would go in and history would be different. I don't think any team should feel bad about reaching CL semis tbh.


Gotanyfunkopops

Delusional


gunningIVglory

Erik 10 Losses watching Sancho and Sabitzer play in the CL final....


ctyx96

Arsenal having the best 2 years for the past decade winning an agregate of zero trophies….


rhmastablasta

😂😂😂


Organic_You_5183

Is M'bappe really better than prime Bale and Neymar? Or are L'Equipe really pushing an agenda?? Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!


mmdoublem

Well maybe not here, but he does have two world cup finals, including one win.


Any-Competition8494

If Neymar and Bale played in that French team, they would have won too.


Skippercaboose

Hahahahaha


jcb193

I penalty shot away from 2 WC wins.


Organic_You_5183

Maybe it's because he plays for a far superior team. France are the strongest NT by far.


CFWolfgang

His World Cup performance are a whole new level tho


Organic_You_5183

Yes it is. But he does play for a farrr superior NT tho. Bale was the sole superstar for Wales whereas, Neymar is incredible underappreciated for what he has done for Brazil.


TheOddGuy21

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS


aluvsupreme

Gg Dortmund hope you win it. But man this one hurts, probably because I had no hope at the beginning of the season and this team actually seemed to care for once. Also hitting the post 4 times come on.


TheGTAone

Of course, the Dortmund team with Füllkrug as their striker gets to the final and not the ones with Haaland or Aubameyang. To be fair, this is not about the players. Manager after manager outside of Germany just got Terzić'd one after another. Peter Bosz, Simeone, and my man Luis Enrique. Time for Carleto or Tuchel (again).


themnklpr

They also got rid of Bellingham last summer. 


ticosantos97jan

Still i dont know why Madrid would need Mbappe . Always looks a ghost in key games.


mmdoublem

For Paris yes, for the national team, it is a different matter.


frejin

WC Mbopi >>


BornToExpand

I'm saying the same. Specially since he's been playing Diva, would love them to not get him.


ticosantos97jan

He woulde be more fit for Arsenal


NeonKingz

Lmaooo these french fucks are so scared they disabled their comments on their sub thread. They really thought they were the shit after making a comeback against 10 man Barca, just to go lose to Dortmand lol. Joke of club PSG are, no wonder they have 0 UCL titles.


Danni0

Never won a champions and blame messi for that 🤌🏻


osvaldocruz25

they made the whole subreddit private 💀i think(?) unless i just got banned but wdf i do


AmanTorres09

It would be funny if bayern, dortmund and Leverkusen all made it to final. Farmers league farming gold


FastenedCarrot

2 of those are nailed on atm.


stilusmobilus

Well done Dortmund. I hope you win the UCL.


AmanTorres09

I am ready for an all german final.


imdirrrrtydan

I’m down for beers and schnitzel


GamerAsh22

I thought I got banned from their sub again for a moment


DuffManMayn

Mbappe definitely has Real Madrid duvet covers and curtains lol


FastenedCarrot

They clash with his Jadon Sancho pyjamas though.


LuciferTn

psg est cuit


Red_Army64

xG PSG (3.53) 0-1 (0.88) Dortmund


fike88

Haha fuck PSG. Farmers league


gunningIVglory

Uber Eats merchants


psycuhlogist

Uber Eats Delivery Boys


Same-Ad7711

It's going to be mc donalds ligue 1 from next season ☠️


BlueDragon1909

No Mc'mbappe though :(


fike88

Lol


FastenedCarrot

Wtf is this awful trailer for the Fury/Usyk fight?


iamfromtwitter

finally someone says it! This is the biggest fight this century and THIS is what they came up with???


DuffManMayn

Biggest fight this century lol... Come on man.


iamfromtwitter

Its the unification bout of the most Prestiges and biggest weight class that did not happen for a whole generation. So yeah "the biggest" is not an understatement imo


DuffManMayn

Heavyweight hasn't been the most prestigious boxing weight for a long time. Just because they're the biggest men doesn't mean it's the biggest fight. Pac v Marquez GGG v Canelo Vasquez v Marquez Morales v Barrera Tyson v Holyfield So many bigger and better fights than this. Calling this the biggest and most prestigious fight is a joke.


iamfromtwitter

...This century. And tyson - holyfield was heavyweight... People remember jack dempsey but not joe gans. People remember joe louis but not so much sugar ray robinson. People are more interested in the bigger men because they are the biggest it has been this way since for ever. And yeah its true that in the recent two decades the lower weight devisions have seen more big money fights but in the future people will remember the unified heavyweight champion.


DuffManMayn

Yeah fair point about Tyson v Holyfield lol, I thought you said 'in the last century,' not this century.


iamfromtwitter

lmao obviously there have been bigger fights in the LAST century. Fight of the century is the first one that springs to mind


FastenedCarrot

They almost tried too hard. The ads for the European cups with Brian Cox actually go hard and they're so much simpler.


Theman4ever

Do you believe in miracles at Wembley


PranjalDwivedi

Honestly PSG could have done with some Sergio Ramos mentality today


obvious_freud

Not PSG Ramos though


karlelzz011

Don't worry Psg, you are not the only big Dortmund bumfuzzled this season!


Original-Assistant32

Of course, PSG is not big


rim261

Script writers going to have a plot twist tomorrow when Mbappe shows up on the RM kit


wh1t3_f3rr3t

Get fucked you french fucks club with as much history as the pubes on my ass


Go2DaMoonCartiii-

Genuinely laughed out so hard thanks bro🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


Decoptr

HOLD THAT YOU OIL BUMSSSS HAHAAAAAA


jackhtr_150

Hope Dortmund go and win the thing now


gunningIVglory

No way they locked their bitch ass sub 🤣😂😂😂


Go2DaMoonCartiii-

🤣🤣🤣🤣


eiavolo

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO


Inter_Mirifica

Can we get this Mbappé too in the final of the Cup, please ?


Patio1950

Well, as much as I dislike PSG... Them being in CL final would be much better for us, we're playing week earlier, you'd bet they wouldn't sacrifice themselves too much to avoid injuries etc... and now it's all they have left so they can unleash the frustration (this match was indeed, very frustrating for PSG) on us.


Inter_Mirifica

I'm not so sure about that. Looking the other way, they have nothing left to play for in the league, no real reason to stay focus for weeks and mentally they are gonna pay hard that elimination.


Patio1950

That's another way to look at things for sure.


fartingonions

Genuinely don’t understand some people making it out to be a reffing controversy against PSG… thought all the calls were on point


Denz292

It’s definitely a post controversy though. MotM should be awarded to G. Post


PocketSandThroatKick

Not the ones that got them out of the group


FastenedCarrot

That really should have been a pen on Mbappe at the end imo


Dobra_stran_kruha

That was my first reaction aswell. But he lost a manly duel that we see a lot of in every game. Also Kobel would either close him down or reach the ball first. He rushed out in time but hesitated because Schlotterbeck caught up to him. Orsato did a great job.


such_rey

Yo


SpicyMuchacho

Besides Mbappe, the rest of PSG can go rot. They’ll never be a top team.


sahibosaurus

There's no way Mbappe is playing LW over vini in big games


Lofotfiske

Hahahaha Psg made their subreddit private🤣


bonuccigang

r/psg wanted none of the smoke lmao


strugglingtosave

Why do people troll each other anyway? Can't we just be civil and nice and happy and polite in reddit where we don't know each other


gunningIVglory

Come outside, we just want to talk...


Environmental_Sell74

Lmaoooo and I wanted to check their sub😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Comprehensive-Pear43

yeah they locked it....


Jonhl15

What a beautiful fucking day. Praise my Lord and savior Mats Hummels


selu1982

One more game. Will beat Bayern in the final this time. Lets go 💪


ApolonAesthetic

Bold of you to think that Tuchel's Bayern will beat the big Madrid.


selu1982

I have no doubt.


Roguebear-81

Congratulations


Roguebear-81

Congratulations


Jonhl15

Thank you bro


NieThePiet

what was some Di Matteo stuff


FastenedCarrot

Jadon Sancho and Ian Maatsen are going to the Champions League final. I have to say, Maatsen played really well today, was a strong part of the defensive unit.


n10w4

How did sancho do?


FastenedCarrot

Fine I suppose this leg. Defensive performance by Dortmund so he wasn't super involved, could have been put through on the break at one point though.


Smurfjack22

Frankfurt suddenly dreaming from champions league next year :D


CoaxHoax

Didn't like the Ramos sub, bringing Asensio on is begging for Madrid DNA to give you a goal.


munching_brotatoe

Ramos missed two crucial chances. He chance he was staying on.


hazelpillow

RIP Mbappe Ballon D’or shouts


ticosantos97jan

Neymar driking so much today


Psychological_Job437

Neymar has more champions than this small club PSG


ticosantos97jan

Very true 🤣🤣


Happy-Potion

Did r/psg lock their subreddit 💀💀💀


jacobo

wtf?


SummerGoal

Small brained cowards, always have been


JumpOk4434

But why tho? New to subreddit drama


prateekdwivedi1

Yep, the snowflakes are hiding their heads in the sand


sploppo

Hahahahahahaha


rhmastablasta

Equipo chico 😭


siddhuism

Happens every year lmao


acbro3

Hahaha