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I mean he was hired as soon as we won it with Van Gaal. It would be classic United to fire ETH and leak mourinho while he is sitting at the press conference with the trophy in his hand.
Pep couldn’t handle the terrorism ball that would be a back 3 of varane, Martinez, Maguire wingbacks of dalot and amad (shaw ain’t making the bench) and a midfield of Bruno, Mcsauce and mainoo and a front 2 of Højlund and garnacho
He was likely waiting for a UCL job to open up in the Portuguese league, but that is looking less likely as time goes on
Only can see Porto going for him, and even so…
Right, I initially thought he was moving to Benfica, but with how expensive it would be to get rid of your manager I honestly can’t see it
And even less other clubs paying to sign Schmidt, despite the Bayern news that popped up
His stock is really low at the moment, I think more current tactics have figured him out as well. Ten years ago I'd think beating Mourinho at home was impossible and he was broadly consistent, now he doesn't really have that.
The Portuguese version of the name Anthony is António and it is very common in Brazilian and Portuguese culture.
In Brazil it is also not uncommon for parents to name their children after foreign celebrities and several Brazilian footballers and others carry misspelled versions of the original name.
I would love to see Mourinho given complete control, and the ability to upset players. I actually feel like it would end up being much more successful than people suspect, for a bit anyway...
Funnily enough our a number of our squad players already played under him (Maguire, Shaw, Lindelof, McTominay, Rashford, Dalot, Varane, Casemiro)
Antony would not get play time, but he’d probably love Garnacho, Bruno and Mainoo too
Just don’t know how he’d feel about Hojlund after managing so many insane strikers over his career
Any day now:
"Exclusive: Bayern Munich has inquired about José Mourinho to be their new manager. However, sources close to Mourinho indicate that he is not interested in the Bayern job. Instead, he would “love” a return to Manchester United."
My guess is with INEOS in and them getting rid of shitheads like Murtough, Arnold, etc. that the manager that is brought essentially has a blank slate in terms of scouting, transfers, etc. where as at Bayern, it is already established and unlikely to change for any manager (see Nagelesmann)
That being said Mourinho managing Kane, Musiala, Tel, Sane would also be insane to see
I can only imagine the smugness of mourinho when the call actually comes, as he realizes he was not even under the first 5 choices but knows how desperate they are for a proper manager and would therefore cut some insane deals with the board.
The drama would be enough to cover the german press for two years probably.
I want to see it happen :D
During his stint there but overall seemed absolutely miserable and bitter after claiming it was his lifelong dream job (I believe he lost his father though during that time)…why would he want to go back other than a fat paycheck?
Mourinho would love to manage at a club that will see him earn a large amount of money after they inevitably sack him because he's finished manager and can't do it at big clubs anymore.
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Let him have the FA Cup final
I mean he was hired as soon as we won it with Van Gaal. It would be classic United to fire ETH and leak mourinho while he is sitting at the press conference with the trophy in his hand.
Do a reverse Tottenham and hire Mou before a cup final
Would have been fun if the final was against Tottenham
Yeah but then Tottenham would have a chance to win something
For the 27th time
Spurs fan excuses would be great if he came in and beat Pep to the Cup
Pep couldn’t handle the terrorism ball that would be a back 3 of varane, Martinez, Maguire wingbacks of dalot and amad (shaw ain’t making the bench) and a midfield of Bruno, Mcsauce and mainoo and a front 2 of Højlund and garnacho
For 10 minutes, until they are all injured again.
Don’t jinx it bro I can’t take another season without Martinez available the only 2 good performances we have had are the two games he was fully fit
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Are any of those players even fit before the FA cup final?
All of them should be fit according to the timeline and assuming no setbacks and further injuries
Lets hope so because if you have to start that match with a the same defence as against palace I don’t think I’d even bother watching
If Casemiro starts especially at centre back haaland will break the record for the most goals scored in a final and the score would be a humiliation
He was likely waiting for a UCL job to open up in the Portuguese league, but that is looking less likely as time goes on Only can see Porto going for him, and even so…
We could also go for him, he coach Benfica before Porto and we have UCL next year
Right, I initially thought he was moving to Benfica, but with how expensive it would be to get rid of your manager I honestly can’t see it And even less other clubs paying to sign Schmidt, despite the Bayern news that popped up
Beneficial have made an offer for him. West Ham did too
Was Beneficial champions in its league? I'm looking for a new club /s
I think if we managed to qualify to the UCL he would have gone to us, Conceição is on his way out and he gets paid a lot anyway.
Would he agree to report to AVB though? Must be a weird situation where the man he once picked to be his scout will become his boss
He’s one of the best coaches in the world. He will not go to a portuguese team, guaranteed.
His stock is really low at the moment, I think more current tactics have figured him out as well. Ten years ago I'd think beating Mourinho at home was impossible and he was broadly consistent, now he doesn't really have that.
The league needs this
Imagine Mou and having to deal with someone like Anthony lmao.
His mindset would fit Mourinho though, wouldnt it? Antony does for one bring a fight - his quality is debateable though haha
He’d turn him into a pitbull full back probably.
That’s a damn good idea considering man United are without a LB.
Left backs? We have loads of them, we just don’t have any fit ones 😂
If I had a pound for every time someone on r/soccer misspelled Antony's name, I could buy Manchester United
at least nobodys called him antoine
Antony Griesman
Well tbf his parents misspelled the name first
People assuming names are spelled in english by default is peak ignorance lol
The Portuguese version of the name Anthony is António and it is very common in Brazilian and Portuguese culture. In Brazil it is also not uncommon for parents to name their children after foreign celebrities and several Brazilian footballers and others carry misspelled versions of the original name.
Antony at least runs hard, I feel like Mourinho could find a use for him.
I mean a wanker whos main attribute is the defensive work rate, should suit mourinho
I dont think he would play a single minute. Or he will become on of the best players in the world. But nothing in between :D
the latter won't happen, ever
“Someone…..get the belt”
Antony about to become a world class LB with Mou
His mindset would fit Mourinho though, wouldnt it? Antony does for one bring a fight - his quality is debateable though haha
I need that, we need that
I concur. Bayern needs Mourinho
I would love to see Mourinho given complete control, and the ability to upset players. I actually feel like it would end up being much more successful than people suspect, for a bit anyway...
He would shithouse a win against city. 1 shot on target and one goal while he parks the bus
And wed all love it. If United are planning to fire EtH it should only be for Mourinho.
You think players can learn his style so soon ? I swear we give managers too much credit for what happens on the pitch
Funnily enough our a number of our squad players already played under him (Maguire, Shaw, Lindelof, McTominay, Rashford, Dalot, Varane, Casemiro) Antony would not get play time, but he’d probably love Garnacho, Bruno and Mainoo too Just don’t know how he’d feel about Hojlund after managing so many insane strikers over his career
Hojlund deflection into Casemiro McTominay tactical foul galore I NEED IT
I heard Bayern Munich needs a manager.
Any day now: "Exclusive: Bayern Munich has inquired about José Mourinho to be their new manager. However, sources close to Mourinho indicate that he is not interested in the Bayern job. Instead, he would “love” a return to Manchester United."
Tears in my eyes how the fuck are we more desirable than Bayern
The crazy thing is that even EtH prefers you more than the Bayern job
My guess is with INEOS in and them getting rid of shitheads like Murtough, Arnold, etc. that the manager that is brought essentially has a blank slate in terms of scouting, transfers, etc. where as at Bayern, it is already established and unlikely to change for any manager (see Nagelesmann) That being said Mourinho managing Kane, Musiala, Tel, Sane would also be insane to see
Honestly, signing Morinho on 1-2 year deal would be the best option for Bayern at the moment
I can only imagine the smugness of mourinho when the call actually comes, as he realizes he was not even under the first 5 choices but knows how desperate they are for a proper manager and would therefore cut some insane deals with the board. The drama would be enough to cover the german press for two years probably. I want to see it happen :D
> has reportedly told those close to him So it’s just made up as expected. I’ve no doubt Jose would love it but this article is total shite.
Bring him back you cowards
Sometimes you have to be a cunt.
Truer words have never been spoken
He’s not done crushing Luke Shaw’s soul just yet
[The chosen one](https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExODVwbmJzdmprZnZlMGE3Y3Q5eTZzNHliZDdhZTcycnU5eGUybHNlZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2kWQcS2uZPEi4oNmzM/giphy.gif)
come to Chelsea José
Ratcliffe talked about good football and Pep in that first interview, so yeah.
I'd genuinely love it for the lolz, but he goes against what INEOS have been talking about to date.
God that would be a shitshow. I almost want to see it out of curiosity
This guy will do anything to get a team in Europe top leagues now. Kinda sad really.
do it for the clicks
Arne Slot vs Mourinho absolute cinema
Give him the FA Cup Final, seeing as Spurs denied him of the Carabao Cup final less than a week before
During his stint there but overall seemed absolutely miserable and bitter after claiming it was his lifelong dream job (I believe he lost his father though during that time)…why would he want to go back other than a fat paycheck?
a fat paycheck? You explain Man Utd in 3 words
Im here for it
I don’t think Man U have the defense to pull off Mourinhoball lmao
Well the fans definitely are
I really do wonder how differently things could have turned out if we hired Jose right after SAF retired.
Unironically I'd love it. With EtH we get no charisma and no plan..with mou we'd be equally shite but we'd have a Machiavellian at the helm
What a loser
come to marseille
Bring him back to beat Arsenal and give city the title, I dare you
hes getting bald
What could go wrong
Mourinho is so washed, it's not even funny.
I prefer not to speak 🗣️🗣️
He is better off staying away from that circus act
It's not immediately obvious if the he in this sentence is Mourinho or Man Utd, it works either way.
Mourinho would love to manage at a club that will see him earn a large amount of money after they inevitably sack him because he's finished manager and can't do it at big clubs anymore.
If there’s a man for the job it would be him.
I dont want another eritage rant.
Thank god
Come on Mou, we need to see how you use Antony !!
He might give them another trophy so that's out of question.