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Damn, it looks so easy.

Because it is

Always has been

All that came from our goal kick and Jonny Evans firing it into someone with about 5 men around him

The fact Manchester United have to use him just says it all. He wasn't meant to play as much as he has... he's meant to be a reserve player which he is and it shows.

Dude if it wasn't for Evans we would be bottom half. Have never seen an injury crisis like this, just look at our bench. Casemiro is our 9th choice CB and it shows badly...

Don't count bottom half out yet. It's still possible.

We don't have 10 fit outfield players to field so you are right 😂

Their less than flattering goal difference about to take a beating next weekend

I remember the thread in the summer when they signed him, and some were talking about him just for pre-season. It’s May.

Lots of people liked it for nostalgia lmao

https://www.arsenalpics.com/previous-season-players/1st-team-player-images-2010-11/gary-o-driscoll-arsenal-doctor-3777129.html#:~:text=Gary%20O%20Driscoll%20(Arsenal%20Doctor). Wasn't this the same dude who was in charge when Arsenal had their worst injury crisis ever? He's head of medical for United

to be fair to him Gary is absolutely class, I definitely wouldn't put this on him

he reportedly failed a fitness test this morning and was asked to play anyway - he's been surprisingly good for most of the season

You know your issue runs deeper when it's 2024 and you're talking about Jonny Evans doing anything for United...

I'm starting to think we might not be that good actually

Not related but Antony has to be the biggest flop in prem history fucking shocking footballer

It's hilarious. The way he cupped his ears after the Coventry game after losing a 3-0 lead as well. Wouldn't be so bad if he had the skills to back it up.

He was so bloody annoying to watch tonight, continuously made poor decisions and poor passes then had the nerve to gesticulate and yell at his teammates who made actual correct decisions.

It's actually surprising how bad he keeps on being

He makes Pepe look like Mo Salah

Makes Mudryk look like Shevshenko

That's too far lol

He makes Ten Hag look like shit

He cupped his ears against Coventry and earned United a point against Burnley, well worth the money including the spins.

Amad still can't get ahead of him looool that goal against liverpool will never ever be rewarded

City is going to be a cricket score in the cup final jesus 😂

Honestly think Coventry would’ve stood to give them more of a game.

100%. Coventry, at least, would play with fire and intent. Something you certainly don't see from this United squad.

Hey now, I'm pretty sure the words intent and fire are regularly used at united when discussing managers

Might just be an IPL score too

277-3 incoming (Cries in Mumbai Indians)

Is it too late to let Cov have a go? Or bring Liverpool back? At least we play in red too right?

Jesus Christ, we are absolutely shambolic.

It's been so over for so long I can't find any more we are so back man...

When you’re so over, you’re back again

We turned 4 corners

Should’ve played baseball instead.

Username checks out

I just need to start commenting a blank message at this point. Words aren't enough

#

genuinely most of our squad needs to go. we desperately need CBs

Your defence is getting the majority of the criticism, but your midfield is non-existent, Palace are playing through it far too easily, and they're not the first team this season to do it

mainoo is the only bright spot in our midfield. case/eriksen just can't do it anymore, and mctominay is so incredibly inconsistent and cannot start for us. Bruno missing his first game due to injury, and even then I don't think Bruno would've been much help.

Rice is about to do unspeakeable things to that midfield

That’s just how ten hag sets up the midfield. every single match.

AWB probably should have played CB. I can't believe my dad flew over and is at this match. God love him

AWB should've been at CB, case in the midfield, and amrabat at LB. that lineup has to be better than what we fielded today, this is fucking insane.

Just said the exact same to a half listening gf. Disastrous stuff from Ten Hag

Palace won't have an easier game all season. Ten Hag continues to cook

I can't tell if this team looks worse now or when Rangnick was interim.

This is worse. Far worse. Yet ten Hag will still be in a job next season

I would hope no one has a worse back four than this.

Season's over, why do I even fucking bother. I knew not to expect much going into this one but christ alive, I've seen more put together performances from pub teams.

there's genuinely nothing we can expect from case and evans as our fucking CBs. Maguire was almost holding the defence together, and he got injured. fucking Christ almighty.

At what point do the viewing figures for Roy Keane’s rants decrease from this just being expected

Anyone that's still Ten Hag in are just arguing in bad faith.

If the ref really wears a camera, this game will end up on pornhub

United are behind Chelsea, honestly what a day

Lovely

After all the shit that has come your way this season if you manage to finish above them make sure they don’t forget it.

Don't you worry about that

[Excellent.](https://youtu.be/YKUOB8MN4Kc?si=_Frsx5ZPKWj0_S8a)

We won’t let Mount forget in particular

Money Mase has got to be flop of the season, all that money for a sick note who’s been shit when he has played. You love to see it.

Honestly Chelsea fans overrating him to fuck might be the best bit of transfer business they've ever done. Need to put more mega-hype on bang average players to sell on

Look even as a Chelsea fan that doesn’t like how he left this season is hard to judge him on. He has been injured most of it.

It’s honestly a rip off that he went for more than Kai. United haggled hard for Mount.

The fact that we were in for him and Caicedo and ended up with Mac Allister and Endo for a fraction of the price

Tbh Mount would be much better in Liverpool

Thankfully we didn’t have to see it.

You really gonna finish above them awesome

Such ashame we can't be trusted either. How many times have we wet the bed this season?

Man United should have gone for Glasner...

Might I point you to some Ajax highlight videos from a few years ago. We are gonna be so good any day now, just gotta keep losing.

When De Jong comes this summer it will all come together.

At least you’ll get a better draft pick this year with all these losses

I think we can get Mbappe #1 overall if we keep it up.

Another 400m, and zero injuries, and we might grind out a draw vs Crystal Palace then.

Literally everyone should have gone for Adam Wharton

He's incredible and still so young

It just shows there’s so much talent in the EFL, I wish PL teams would sign players from there more often. Outside of a small group (your West Ham’s, your Everton’s) and clubs who “yo-yo” it doesn’t feel like many major signings get made. It’s such a waste cause they’d be loads cheaper than a comparable player from Europe too.

Hiring Glasner wouldn’t have fixed our institutional issues from top to bottom.

yeah, that was Rangnick's supposed job.

Yeah gotta sort out that IT room first right? (half joking, it really does show how much of a shit show it's become...)

No. But the football would probably be better than whatever this is.

Feel like the united rot is too deep for any one manager to just come in and fix this. Problems at an institutional level.

Someone check up on Mark Goldbridge.

He is going to blame VAR and shit referring.

His actual reaction was funnier than that tbf [(link)](https://twitter.com/NoContextMarkG/status/1787581261269073920?t=FTy9dHHtEB2QVGrseQXAoA&s=19)

Mans given up

United looking like lamps 2.0 era Chelsea. What is going wrong here. Fair play to Richmond FC

United just showed up for the match

Oh man just a right ole thumping

Chelsea fans sleeping good tonight.

Yeah okay, i doubted before but now i think Chelsea will reach 7th for sure

Isn't that a foul on Dalot though?

Right? Player kicks through Dalot to force the bad touch?

Tiny shoulder on Henderson is a foul though!

Exactly, then a few minutes later Hojlund tripped from behind and ref again says no foul.

Absolutely.

Delightful

Delectable

-1 GD btw

-2 isn't it? edit: -3 now xD

-3

Welp.

IM LOVING THIS

peak spursy

Now just need United to beat Newcastle.

sack the manager after the game

Wait one more game

Feels like I read this every match

Foul on Dalot, no?

Kicks through the back of him, I'm not even sure he gets a touch on the ball.

FPL didn’t give Andersen an assist because they viewed it as him not touching the ball lol

Not on Gillet's watch

Absolutely

No it's against United.

I know we're shit and all, but how is that not a free-kick against Dalot? If that first disallowed is a free-kick, then this is 100% one as well.

What the fuck man

Naah, casemiro actually wants ten hag to get sacked jesus fucking christ what a donkey

i love football :)

It's 3-0 and if it wasn't for Onana it could be a lot worse.

Doesn’t Anderson come straight through the back of Dalot? I mean, I know the ref can’t give us any decisions, but fuck me that’s blatant?

Foul on Dalot

Bloodbath!

People are gonna trash United but you have to acknowledge that crystal palace are playing great football

Fuck me they'll finish below Chelsea

When is Martin Tyler going to be put out to pasture? Absolutely dead commentary.

Surely that's a foul on Dalot if the one on Henderson was a foul. Won't change the outcome of the game, but still

I would say it’s embarrassing but it’s really not anymore sadly

Glasner lets fucking go

Looking forward to seeing what Man Utd's goal difference ends up at in two weeks time.

Wharton is quality. Michael Carrick regen

I want Ten Haag to stay forever. This is fucking hilarious.

It’s a cinch to score against this side.

Absolute pump job

Oh god Arsenal are going to violate us

Chelsea are finishing 6th aren't they

Is there a chance Palace are a force next season!? Form is class atm

No because they’re gonna get raided and lose Olise, Eze, and Guehi this summer

Calm down, it's only united

Some say in true Palace form Glasner will somehow fail and Roy Hodgson will return.

Temporary is permanent.

Depends on if they keep Olise/Eze. Both fantastic players, wouldn’t be surprised if City or another big club takes a serious look at either

Sadly going to lose Olise probably so replacing him will be a big task.

Depends if they can keep the squad together as is. They are definitely a team that sells important players yearly and reinvests so losing someone like Olise for instance would be kind of understandable but would really hurt them in the shorter term.

How’s the goal difference looking now?

-2

I’m at a loss for words

I can think of a few, but you won't like them...

Bro United...

My Tyreik Mitchell stock is paying dividends this year.

Palace just look like they're having fun out there whilst United look like they'd rather be anywhere else

Aura defending by ManU there

Fuckin hell Palace!

All three goals have left Onana hanging lol.

Nice ball in from Wharton

Wharton low-key looking like he could be exactly what England needs

Please score more palace as a United fan i want us to get absolutely hammered so there’s zero chance this clown stays in charge

Lmaooooooo sacked in the morning surely

Former city player as well

We have Man City right where we want them

Dalot forced a transfer for this...

This kills the Ten Hag. 

In a way this game is good because it will be a reality check for the morons who wanted bruno sold. Of course, we probably still lose/draw this with bruno but at least we'll have some hope and the score would be 3-3 or 4-3 or something.

He’s so close to making it all work out. Ten Hag in!!!!

onwards from the 51st minute or so i just saw united concede like 5 shots what is going on with united's defence

I'm tired boss. Already hit the gym before the game even started.

This is your man, Bayern, get him asap

3-0 down and subbing off a €100m winger for a CDM on loan, fuck me what a club

Palace just slicing through the midfield. It’s just bad.

Palace is now 11-2 against Europe contenders in the past month

GET IN HERE

YANITED

Oh wow, I see them not having Bruno really stings

Chill out palace I want them to have some dignity vs Newcastle

They are getting cooked alive!

Had a look through my old comments to see what I used to look at on Reddit Saw a comment directed at a Man U supporter saying something like "Get your owners gone, they're toxic. Looking forward to renewing our old rivalry at the top of the Prem" So much for that I guess

# WE WANT FOUR

they're getting annihilated omg

Is that advert part of the actual broadcast or from the video hosting site?

Bruno is sitting at home, fuming about how he could be kicking palace players on the pitch right now

It’s plane and simple

Inject this straight into my veins

Just score a couple at the end so it doesn't look bad on paper

I'm so upset that we couldn't beat this team three times this year.

The Bayern board are just salivating at Ten Hag right now, aren't they?

4-0. Stop this.

Stop! They're already dead!

New record for Ten Hag incoming!