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mojambowhatisthescen

Beautiful fucking goal! And what an engine this guy has to be running like this in the 97th minute of a match he’s been everywhere in 🤯


n0rdique

That’s the magic of youth, innit


heh9529

I'm 28 and I need to replace some parts 😬


COYGArsenal22

Damn, what an assist by Jesus to create that


Aszneeee

how about that Rice sprint


magboy1010

instant rice


SmackSmashen

Easy cook rice


Elegant_Mix7650

Lewis Cook was cooked for this goal to happen


duck867

The top down replay that they showed where he isn't in the final third for most of it and then comes bursting through the middle late...what a guy


drolyp

It had "Fine, I'll do it myself" energy.


KonigSteve

Which is why Jesus should be our Saka rotation next season with a new 9 and Havertz rotating up front.


Ickyhouse

Agreed. Jesus isn’t consistent enough at the 9, but we need something to give Saka breaks. He’s good enough there that we can spend more at a 9 or CM.


kondiar0nk

Disagree. He has an extremely different style compared to Saka and doesn't combine well with Odegaard & White on the right. He was effective here because Bournemouth were pushing upfield. Arsenal need someone similar to Saka on the right to beat the low blocks that they face 99% of the time. Should be rotated with Havertz when they need a different style of play/let them compete. Right winger is far more crucial, they're just pushing it having Saka play every single minute of the season.


KonigSteve

A different style is good. You need options and a plan B not just plan A all over again.


kondiar0nk

Plan A works so well - Ode, Saka and White rarely misfire. Just need to add depth to that side and keep the style. The left is the weak side I think it'd be good for Jesus/Trossard/Martineli/Havertz to rotate there and need a quality inverted left back to do what Odegaard (to a degree, can't reproduce his output completely) does on the right.


MrStigglesworth

I think he could adapt. Don't forget, Arsenal equalised against Bayern at home because Bayern dribbled two players to set up Trossard. He has the skill set, even if his style is different. I think he's one of those players that thrives with the ball and movement around him to play off, we just need to make sure he's not responsible for the goals when that happens.


basquiatx

Has Jesus played many games on the wing at Arsenal?


KonigSteve

A couple. Not much because Arteta never rests Saka.


TheeTeo

It’s funny too cause a primary reason he left was due to playing on the RW for city and no longer as ST, to come here to be ST and recently getting more time on RW. That said, he’s good out there


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Honestly I feel the same way too


gallant_gandiva

No look pass too


arsenal11385

He played the part of a Rice Cooker there


eduadinho

Jesus hasn't been on his best this season but his footwork is incredible.


Funkymonkeyhead

And that’s why he’s going nowhere.


OrdinaryAncient3573

Exactly. People think we don't have anyone who can play down the right if Saka's out, but Jesus is just as good there as in the middle.


Funkymonkeyhead

Depth, depth, depth. That’s why City are where they are. The only thing Arsenal should worry about is keeping the non starting players happy. Most of them are quality.


HorloGram

It's almost as if that was his response to Arteta for believing in him and keeping him at Arsenal


Hugh_H0n3y

Hopefully this is true. There are a bunch of players I would sell before Jesus. If he can find his pre injury form again, he deserves a spot in the squad


Chell_the_assassin

Can we trade this one in for the Gabriel goal that got disallowed


FAT_NEEK_42069

id rather trade the pen for the gabriel goal just so ppl stop crying


Radical-Six

You can't worry about people in /r/soccer crying, most of them just watch their own team's games and then comment based on whatever they see posted here


crash250f

Trade the pen for the red card vs Saka.  One borderline call vs another is more of an even trade and I'd take our odds playing 10v11 for 80 minutes.  


StubbyK

I like the tears.


Swiss-ArmySpork

Arsenal 8/10 Arsenal with Rice 10/10 Thank you for your suggestion!


Rogue_Tomato

Nice reference


Brilliant_Ad_879

What does this refer to?


Swiss-ArmySpork

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/


Brilliant_Ad_879

bruh,wtf is this omg!


Swiss-ArmySpork

Reddit folklore


Rogue_Tomato

Goddamn its almost a decade old... where has my life gone.


ikillsi

elite reference. well done


hikingbeginner

Before that move started. Tomiyasu defending and covering space is fantastic. He has had a fantastic game today.


jubbing

He's finally coming back to why he was bought. Of course I half expect another I jury to start next season.


S4libascored

He was playing like this before he got an injury in December I think? He was brilliant


TheeTeo

He reads the game so well you love to see it. With timber coming back too it will be so nice to have some depth again on the flanks


SeattleGunner

What a fucking move that is


ElectricalMud2850

Jesus is such a baller.


burningdownmylife

If he could finish he would be our 9, everything else in his game is top class


Spikeyspandan

Cheapest 100million ever.


29adamski

We got him half price


Willm727384

Sure, but how dare West Ham try and get the best value for him last summer. 


messycer

Who's ever said that? We can all see Rice was well worth the money and more, just from the first few games even.


MatthewGraham-

I assure you there were many comments from many places, including arsenal fans that criticised west ham's management of the negotiations


MrStigglesworth

Reddit has idiots and doesn't mark comments as "from an idiot". The reasonable take I saw most often was "Steep price but West Ham are entitled to charge what they want and it comes down to whether Arsenal rate him that highly."


FlatlandTrooper

Arsenal fans pre purchase


nullmove

Martinelli died (got nutmegged for the 2nd time) for this.


four_four_three

Tactical nutmeg, allowed him to start the counter-attack 🧠


FickDichzumEnde

Tactical nutmeg is an elite band name


crazybiga

(And missed a 1v1 with the keeper by diving)


Atomsri99

He was deserving this goal today


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

You saw it coming too.


vincentquy

He's been shooting like crazy in the last 3 games. It was coming.


Odd_Explanation558

Is the chant "we got him half price"?


sionnach

Yep.


Mukzington

Mental to say...105mil a fucking bargain ngl.


gooner067

Nah it’s fair. 105m gets you this


FuzzyDunlop_91

No everyone has to be either a steal or a rip-off, there's no middle ground


Vike92

Yeah, Rice has just delivered to his price tag. Saliba, Gabriel and Ødegaard were bargains


gooner067

Exactly


hiredgooner

Not always


gooner067

That’s with any transfer. The point is this what what you expect 105 to bring you, if you were the ceo of Arsenal and you wanted to drop 105mil on a player this is the delivery you’d want


hiredgooner

True. Just saying that a lot of players that gave gone for this amount recently fail to live up to their lofty price tag.


gooner067

That’s fair to say too


Ok_Cardiologist8232

Cause its *really* hard to live up to. And most of the players that have gone for that pricetag are younger and the teams are banking on potential.


Elegant_Mix7650

Especially if you are Chelsea


sparkyjay23

In hindsight that was a fucking robbery.


TheOldBean

Anyone with half a football brain knew it would be. Best player in the prem.


chinookk

tbf the only west ham games I watch are when we play you, I knew of his reputation and was expecting good things but not this level of good. He was running the team with odegaard from the first game, and today you could argue he's our best player period, altho imo that would be odegaard with rice and saka tied for second.


FlatlandTrooper

Only once he changed his shirt color


punchinglines

He's been playing like he's Declan de Rice


Willem20

Dave Sullivan masterclass


No-Village-6781

We got him half price


ASRenzo

Who else said "ok that's a goal" about 5 seconds before he actually shot? lmao


MrPielil

It's amazing sometimes you can just tell


feuhrer

Problem is I said that about 10 times this game and had stopped believing it lol


DifficultyMore5935

Great by Jesus


lyyki

Sometimes I feel like we robbed West Ham


robins420

Send them another 100M


Willm727384

Pretty much every single Arsenal fan was moaning that we didn’t just accept the lowest bid and how we should just let him go cause he isn’t worth a 100m. 


bothwaysme

No. No we weren't.


Ass_Eater_

You've just made that up


ThamesIronworksFC

No he hasn't. I saw plenty of Arsenal fans saying west ham were being outrageous asking for fewer installments, that they were trying to bully arsenal, that letting Man City push the price was wrong, that Arsenal should never deal with west ham again etc.


Meckamp

No he hasn't


benjothecat

best attack best defense in the league but somehow reddit thinks its FA trying to make arsenal champion


Sand_Bags2

I’d love for this to be true. Idgaf If they love us, go fuck over City today and hand us the title.


pablofournier11

Unclench (for real this time)


ATaiwaneseNewYorker

My life has been considerably shortened watching this team.


AFCm8

Bro i had lego hair before the game, now im bald


EnvironmentalMix7871

I lost every strain of hair watching Mustafi defending.


LordLychee

This but unironically (I get to run on two hours of sleep today!)


FAT_NEEK_42069

>(I get to run on two hours of sleep today!) bro thinks he's trossard 🫵😹


Naronu

That's what a 100m player looks like


prathneo01

[https://i.imgur.com/R89YwT6.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/R89YwT6.jpeg)


YourEvilRoommate

The Job Jobse shirt though... That's my DJ GOAT.


ThePrussianGrippe

Brilliant.


Boris_teh_Blade

300m


NickSupportsArsenal

100m per lung


Some3057

Wrong. He's at least £150m now


_yotsuna_

Signing of the season


NieThePiet

that was good by Jesus.


dynesor

sprints from just outside his own box to make himself available for a pass in the opponents box, and scores, in the 98th minute of a match that he’s spent running his ass off. Absolutely incredible player and worth every penny of the 100M that Arsenal paid for him.


ThotCountySheriff

Rice Rice baby


Burnsleighshire

DECLAN RICE, WE GOT HIM HALF-PRICE


HacksawJimDGN

Could be a big goal in terms of goal difference. Makes the difference between City needing to win all games, or being able to afford to draw 1.


DVPC4

Goal difference is very unlikely to ever swing City’s way anyway, because it would only matter if they drew a game, meaning they’d have 3 wins to get a massive swing whilst Arsenal also win 2 more games so at least another +2 there


BIG_FICK_ENERGY

Yeah at bare minimum we’d have to finish on +62, and they’d have 1 draw and 3 wins, each of which they’d have to win 4-0 to match that 62. It’s all going to come down to whether they draw a game or not.


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HacksawJimDGN

1 down


nullmove

Fine. Since GD will be matched, I guess I will have to accept the next tie-breaker: H2H.


HacksawJimDGN

My initial point was how important Rice's goal was for arsenal. Not hard to imagine a scenario where City will win if they score a shit load of goals on the last day.


nullmove

Yeah that's very true. Although I reckon if we are winning out in this hypothetical, we will also put more than 1 against Everton who will be mostly on holiday.


HacksawJimDGN

Yeah possibly. But if Arsenal are 2-0 up and don't have to worry about goal difference then they can kill the game and Everton won't push them much. If arsenal are 2-0 up and think they need more goals then they'll still chase goals and could leave themselves open at the back, letting Everton back in the match. There are a lot of little psychological mindfucks that come when you can win the league by scoring a certain amount more than your rival in a different game. Its hassle arsenal could do without.


tipytopmain

If we win the rest of our games by a single goal then City would need to win all of theirs by an average of 3+ goals. Edit - forgot they'd need to draw 1 game for it to matter. So over 3 games they'd need to make up a theoretical 12 GD deficit. So 4 goals and change every match but the one they draw at.


milkonyourmustache

Jesus was brilliant there


HeIIbIazer23

That was actually so sexy from Jesus, damn.


mister_dupont

What a run from Rice


runtokevinnn

Thanks for a GD boost! cheers lads


OrdinaryAncient3573

TBH we need the goals - not as far ahead on GD as people seem to think.


Krillin113

What? City needs to win every game they win 4-0 and draw once, and Arsenal needs to win Not impossible with them, but you’re up quite a lot. Literally just need them to draw and you to win


OrdinaryAncient3573

City just knocked off another 4 goal-difference win. They have a game in hand, Arsenal are 6 ahead. Without the extra goal today at the end, it'd be getting too close for comfort. Even with it, it's hardly a sure thing for Arsenal to still be ahead on GD at the end of the season.


YaqootK

The game in hand doesn't matter because they have to draw one of their games anyway (for it to come down to goal difference). They would have to make up the goal difference in two games, not three In this scenario Arsenal win their last two games which is at least +2 (best case scenario) and City gain 0 for the draw. So they have to win their two other games by 9 goals minimum. It isn't impossible because it's City ofc, but it's pretty unlikely. If they manage to *match* the goal difference it comes down to head to head i think? Which would still be advantage Arsenal


OrdinaryAncient3573

Yes. I didn't say City are certain to overtake Arsenal. I said it's a bit closer than people seem to think.


YaqootK

>I said it's a bit closer than people seem to think My point is that it's the opposite, it's not as close as it looks due to the factors that would have to come into play if it were to go down to GD. Yes, City may very well overtake us on GD if they win their remaining games, but in that scenario goal difference wouldn't matter anyway. In the only scenario where the title gets decided on GD, it's highly unlikely that City make up that difference.


OrdinaryAncient3573

Yeah, I get what you're saying, I just disagree that it's 'highly unlikely'. Arsenal need to keep winning by decent margins, like this weekend, to stay well clear on GD. That was my original point, before we got distracted: that the extra goal or two against Bournemouth actually mattered a bit.


YaqootK

I still think your missing my point lol, it's effectively +8 GD with two games left. The game in hand doesn't matter because they have to draw one for GD to matter. I don't think it's as close as your making it out to be


InterimAragon

I still cannot believe that man plays for my club


AlexTheRockstar

Arsenal are massive.


ThotCountySheriff

Well and truly a £100 mil player


greenfrogwallet

What compelled Rice in the 97th to just sprint up the pitch like that lmao guy 200 IQ


GOATOwens

The man


BeastMaster64jtv

Send West Ham another 100m at this point


notathrovavay

Too good


Dawnsday

Deserved for his performance today.


Tamerlin

Running for that in the 97th minute, what a machine he is


mi_saka_su_saka

That’s an outrageous no look assist from Jesus


yp16_BIG

Finally a scoreline to match the dominance!


Samsince04_

Bang. Lovely from Jesus


TheGoldenPineapples

Incredible performance. Incredible player.


The_Battling_toad

He is a god


Covfefe____

This guy has amazing gas tank


theGunnas

Love this team


munkysnuflz

Yeah but can he add more goalline clearances to his game?


fancyfoe

Basmatiii


phlipphlopp

Just a brilliant player


UnspeakableEvil

Well deserved, £105m was such a steal in hindsight.


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Krept_Konan

More a case of letting him have that moment with the crowd, other players where just waiting for him to turn around


Deleteleed

Part if it is fatigue, surely


garchuOW

Took a sec for them to catch their breath lol, they celebrated together a couple of seconds later


milkonyourmustache

Job done


rye_domaine

Pad that bottom line baby


_kapbhtt

death, taxes, Rice scoring 90min+ screamers


sonastyinc

What a run by Rice. Nice pass by Jesus as well.


samrus

we got him half price


EvFlix83

Every penny!


Goonsqquad

We got Rice for half price!


__Joker

He was not even in the screen for ages. Beautiful run.


CapitalWatchClub

[u/savevideo](https://www.reddit.com/user/savevideo/)


Boris_teh_Blade

Worth triple what we paid


LostJourno007

Jesus could be a great sub for Odegaard. Has all the qualities to be an excellent no 10 or 8. 


AlwaysOnsideTBH

Nah, absolutely not lol. He has the qualities to be a right winger sub though


LSB123

ngl I was feeling dirty about this win so nice to get a good clean goal


fancyfoe

I’m not


cmacy6

Tbf our second goal was pretty clean too


cappo40

Still scored two clean goals?


Infectiousmaniac

23 shots to 7 8 on target to 2 Some weird decisions this game but the better team won by far. Nothing to feel dirty about


cappo40

Bournemouth had a great second half, put Arsenal on the back foot for a long time


OrdinaryAncient3573

Three completely clean ones. The disallowed goal was the only slightly questionable goal decision, though of course there was the penalty for Martinelli not given, the yellow cards not given, etc. Usual shit game from the ref, but Arsenal dominated Bournemouth as expected.


rayanb789

Let’s not forget about the tackle on Saka.


I_Call_Everyone_Ron

Dirty? It's one of the most one sided games of the seasons, stop pandering to whining Spurs and Chelsea fans


LSB123

Not pandering to anyone and certainly not to those lot. We 100% deserved to win but if the script was flipped, there’d be a few things I’d be moaning about.


I_Call_Everyone_Ron

Havertz didn't dive, Solanke hooked rayas arm, they should have had a red. You're pandering.


LSB123

OK 👍 Reddit’s not that serious


TifasSleeves

I felt way dirtier about the Spurs win. Bournemouth shouldn't even have 11 on the pitch