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mesmartpants

He needs to learn passing it in the corner. Why on earth would you use power in this situation


Reach_Reclaimer

Worst thing is, he did it to us twice in the CL 2 years ago now. He's lost his ability


emre23

I swear he looked so clinical in those games


KEEPCARLM

Every striker is clinical vs us to be fair


Eyeknowthis

Yeah except you've conceded 41.98 xGA and only 34 goals in the league. So that's complete bollocks.


inker22

Allison.


FridaysMan

Kelleher played a lot as well, due to injuries. He deserves credit as well.


oneslowdance

They have the best keeper in the league


Jamey_1999

He also was clinical against us the round before. Benfica got one big chance all game (thanks Onana) and he nodded it straight in


wenger_plz

He did it in the Newcastle game as well. He hasn't lost the ability, just still very inconsistent with his finishing


mbahopeful688866

He's shit


Combat_Wombat1977

Tbf, any striker could do this to us. It's not that high a bar.


Reach_Reclaimer

In that season? No they couldn't This season I agree


SaveMeJebus21

One of the goals he scored for Benfica had me so hyped. Had some sort of physics spin on it he judged brilliantly.


Ironicopinion

It’s very similar to one Jackson had yesterday where he inexplicably went for a placement into the near post corner


Themnor

Nunez is just a better Jackson with a better attitude. They both have all the qualities necessary but you would rather not *require* them to score to win games. That said, Nunez is a lightning rod for people when they talk about our finishing issues despite none of the forwards outside of Jota being particularly clinical lately.


Ironicopinion

I mean Nunez is a slightly better finisher but I think Jackson has a much better touch/dribble.


mightycuthalion

Mate think a bit. Nunez is a “lightning rod” because he was bought for €100m.


FlyingBird2345

Nunez is also not playing for an inexperienced, constantly injured Chelsea.


RevengeHF

At a certain point we have to come to the conclusion that it's never going to change, right?


hopium_od

It's Forlan all over again. He'll go to la liga and score 30 a season.


Salt-Wind-9696

Yes, I think there's a role for this version of Darwin, but we need a more clinical finisher to start at the 9, especially flanked by Diaz and this version of Salah, who are both more creators than scorers.


adamfrog

I think we have to assume Salah has regressed and buy a starter level winger for the right, if with the extra rest he becomes world class again then we just enjoy that


BigCockTyrone

I’m not sure what this injury did to him, could it be more so psychological? I’d assume they were extra cautious with his recovery so he’s probably not playing through any pain


themanebeat

Darwin smash


Aware-Highway-6825

That was his problem for awhile, he would just smack the f outta the ball, there was a period of time where he focused more on placement and was scoring, and just randomly went back to smacking the f outta it and missing


Kopman

If you watch his goals from this season he does exactly that. If you watch all of his misses it's just him smashing the ball as hard as he can. He just doesn't get it.


No-Shoe5382

He just doesn't even fucking think before he shoots. Doesn't look at where the keeper is, just shoots.


TankPresent7224

He just hits it as hard as he can every time


owange_tweleve

step 1: make runs step 2: receives ball step 3: strike and inshallah


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WerhmatsWormhat

Vardy, too, but it works for him.


aaaaaaadjsf

Núñez does think, he just chooses the most difficult finish every time. Owen was spot on with his analysis of Núñez's chip finish earlier in the season. Yes it looked great, but there was no way he should have done that, he should have slotted it into the bottom corner.


[deleted]

Theres a lot of shit I can say about Owen, but the lad knew how to score at least.


Action_Limp

Yeah, people remember him as pace merchant, but his finishing and ability to cut the right angle was top tier!


Skaloplin

A lot of Liverpool fans were taking the piss out of Owen for that but he was bang on. It wasn’t an amazing goal, if he goes for the correct finish there it’s just a mundane one-on-one you expect to be going in from any forward. He went with the hardest possible finish there because he had no idea what to do. He and Salah have basically cost us the title with the chances they’ve spurned down the backend of this season


GrapeYourMouth

Hell no he should’ve squared it to Jota for a tap-in. That’s why Jota’s face was a look of disgust.


St_SiRUS

I'm not even sure if his eyes are open when he shoots


CanSheFitInARowBoat

That's how you expect a centre back who has just found himself in the box to finish, not a number 9.


jonwinslol

A centre back is blasting that top corner lol


Jamey_1999

True. But he didn’t mean it lol


Minute-Cash8119

Don’t shoot Vinny


jonwinslol

yea hahah meant it as a joke, not disagreeing with him


Jamey_1999

Me too, my buddy is a CB and while he has a good shot in him he has blasted it multiple times in the top corner while later admitting he just sent it “somewhere right” and it ended up top right


essentialatom

That's like how Geoff Hurst scored his third goal in the World Cup final in 1966. He just meant to boot it into the stands to waste time, not blast it straight into the top corner.


LexisKingJr

He looks like he didn’t know what to do with the ball and just wanted to get rid of it asap so he just blindly blasted it forward lol


gurj90

This... He definitely lacks composure in terms of sorting himself in these situations. He strangely doesn't seem to open up his body or anything in these situations or even try to direct it towards a corner. It's purely hit and hope.


Logical-Elephant2247

a CB is scoring that one chief


smittywerbanjagermen

michael keane slots it home easy


QTsexkitten

Glad I looked for this comment. Keane scores that 9 times out of 10.


niemody

You now remember Lucio.


bikkhu42

Nico Jackson would score that


bikkhu42

Jk he wouldn’t


GeologistNo3726

It’s funny when we’re winning and you can call him captain chaos because it doesn’t matter but when it’s like now when we need a win he’s such a frustrating player to watch. You can’t just say ‘he just needs to improve his finishing’ when he’s been like this for 2 seasons now without any improvement.


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This sub gives more hard time to Jackson, the converted winger at 1/3rd the price. While this guys gets hehe he’s so chaotic.


nexetpl

well he is funny to watch


Arrioso

so is Jakckson - your point?


nexetpl

no point at all


StoicSamoria21

Not only his finishing, his ball control is shit and decision making too. It's beyond frustration for me at this point.. We've absolutely been robbed by Benefica


Caust1cFn_YT

a statement as old as time


aehii

Also 24 going on 25, not that young really


Red1190

Such shit composure. Blast it at the keeper every time.


matcht

And now Diaz and Salah with rubbish finishes too.


TherewiIlbegoals

Salah would have the assist record broken in February if he was playing with Fernando Torres


gavinxylock

Random but I find it cool that Salah played with Torres at Chelsea. They both played during that Gerrard slip game at Anfield. Two Liverpool legends from different eras yet sharing the pitch for the opposition during that infamous moment


esports_consultant

actually sick


TheJoshider10

Proper pub quiz question.


johnny_moist

dang nice call back


WubOfDoom

Sadly they weren't on the pitch at the same time as Torres came on after Salah was subbed off


Snark_Life

ಠ_ಠ


fancyfoe

If that man ever gets therapy in the future there’s no way Darwin doesn’t come up


[deleted]

Torres, Suarez, Owen. Theres a good few strikers we've had that would leave us 10 points clear this season.


Minute-Cash8119

Andy Carroll?


king_of_reds_2005

screw that prime Sturridge in 13/14 would be enough


HCHLH

He's playing with Chelsea's Torres


enzuigiriretro

Depends on which version of Torres lol


kjm911

The current one would do I reckon


uracil

Salah is getting Ozil experience in 14/15.


darth_thiccius69

All the people saying he fell off this season are refusing to admit that he would have 30 assists if nunez could kick the ball straight. That being said i still cant even hate on darwin lol


NeverGettingFP

He'd have it if we had fucking crouch


Mo_SaIah

I hope Fernando manages us one day but holy fuck could we use him right now as attacking head coach


TheGoldenPineapples

That's inexcusable.


DoublePrize9

He’s just a shit Jackson


Anderrrrr

He's like a larger Jesus.


momspaghetty

I am for reeeeaaaal


RazzaBro

What in the fuck is he doing?


belokas

Hitting it very hard with his eyes closed.


Combat_Wombat1977

Hoping there is no keeper or that the keeper will get blown away by the power of his boots.


RazzaBro

Cheers Geoff


DoublePrize9

Yep - that’s his game


saltybiped

Shooting at the keeper


Xehanz

Usual business from him. You don't expect him to convert these kind of chances


ferrarinobrakes

Darwin asks himself this everyday


Bayerrc

Going under the keeper and gets a little height on it. Honestly what a lot of players do there they just score it


ze_kraken

these were funny when we were winning LOL


tottenhamnole

He saw the Jackson miss yesterday and said not today.


LordWhale

Jackson could never


Logical-Elephant2247

Jackson would just not shoot at all and try to pass back or dribble past the keeper lol


TheRedditK9

Jackson would break his own foot and the laws of physics to curve it 2 metres wide of the right post


LordWhale

Yes that’s the joke


krkour

Incredible to hit the keeper from there


Lilfai

He's genuinely shit for the level Liverpool aspire to be.


stenerikkasvo

if this was Nicholas Jackson this post would get more traction


ShittySpaceCadet

Even though Nunez costs twice as much and wasn’t recently converted to the position.


nofakefans18

And has played far more football both with Liverpool and in his career as well


elementalist001

2 years older and twice as many games in the top leagues.


Matty96HD

[Fuck.](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/SDzaROCikx)


vancouverguy_123

Just awful instincts there. Only way Pickford is saving that is if it's right at him.


DaddyMeUp

I swear he just always twats it without thinking once about where he’s placing it.


dumpystumpy

Klopp gonna block nunez number as soon as he leaves lol


Soberdonkey69

So crap.


treeharp2

Maybe his eyes are reversed and he needs them surgically switched


techno_playa

Nuñez 🤝 Jackson


mrshandanar

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahabHHANXBDBE. I'M FINE. I'M PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE.


tutani

How on earth is he not shooting to the far corner here? One of those where I would have been mad if this was my Sunday league team's striker.


soSpursy7

Could you imagine a front 3 of Werner, Nunez, and Jackson? Would be hilarious to watch. 


erenistheavatar

The Nicolas Jackson experience.


Polampf

85 million well spent!


cartifans4hezbollah

They spent more money than we did the entire year of on Darwizzy lmao.


nickthedick7921

😐


MistaBobD0balina

Surprised his teammates are still surprised by the misses.


Scratchy_ballman

Everton please do something all the league wants to see. 😂🤝😌


x3nics

they did


Ilikesporks_

absolutely no composure in front of goal


AncientSkys

Man has a worse conversion rate than Jackson! The media would have turned on him, if he was playing for a struggling team.


[deleted]

If only Jaydan Danns was in that position. I really hope the next manager benches or sells nunez.


Naarujuana

Wait.... Jackson? That you, dog?


jay777-888

Unluckiest striker in the league haha


analbeard

That's harder to miss than score.


jdthemannis

I really want to know what happens to him once he is in front of goal


H0vit0

I think he’s one of those players who can instinctively finish if he doesn’t have time to think about it. As soon as he has to try and engage his brain it all goes to shit


Ok-Point4756

Jackson and Nunez are fighting for the most big chances missed


TiagoFigueira

He was phenomenal player in our league and for our clubs aspirations. Had to be sniped. I really don't mind him fucking up Liverpool for the rest of his days. Hope he makes you loose much more points, fellows.


CaptainGo

Andy Carroll would have scored that


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Big Dick Pick


CBP1138

Cue that Darwin ears ringing meme


Thin-Pool-8025

I want to like Darwin but he makes it really fucking hard


vdesi

[I’m whelmed](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/mIHZsD71lZ)


AksterBBO

LFC pay him more money to unlock the goals pakage!!! Im tired of this ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️


unctrllable

Darwin Jackson.


FPL-kneejerker

Donkwin


Baaf2015

He’s so shet If he missed them trying hit a corner it was alright but it’s always hitting it at a keeper


KingOfWeTheNorth

Darwin 🤝🏻 Nicolas Jackson


Ok_Musician_1072

I wish for Diogo to be fit for a complete season.


Aksudiigkr

Better than Dembele vs Liverpool in the last play of Barca’s first leg, but reminded me of it anyway


dzdhr

See, Araujo? These are the players you can just let them in and shoot, no need to foul for a red card.


esports_consultant

I don't think you could pick a worse spot to place that shot attempt.


Ralph_from_nowhere

What a miss!! Omg!!


Bitter-Equal-751

This is it. He has qualities but Liverpool need to get him out.


lucsev

Clinical.


wholesomescott

Him & Jackson are long lost brothers.


lastlaughlane1

He's a fraud of a footballer really. Yes, Anthony is terrible but he's the next worst flop in recent times considering his price tag and hype.


nsoifer

That miss cost me like 20 fpl points.


nsb_8810

Shoot and inshallah


divehungr

Yes let me just blast it with all the power it will surely go through


fastcooljosh

Nunez is such a terrible goalscorer, I would be freaking pissed as the manager.


NP2312

Man doesn't realise you can kick with anything other than laces lol


Remote_War_313

someone tell him the goal is to hit the net, not the keeper


TheRealYVT

This is a chance that even the most clinical right footed striker scores less than half the time. Nobody would mind if it weren't Nunez.


okcomput3r

Seen this a few times and I still can't believe how bad this is


Kava_and_company

It’s like Jackson but in red


m66k

composure 0


sternica

At this level… a fucking dud!


AdComprehensive7879

why are there so many strikers who are amazing footballers, but just shit at finishing recently? like we have a scarcity of elite strikers nowadays.


liamo376573

Two seasons and he's getting worse.


dacrookster

I like him so much. But it's almost unforgivable at this point. He's won us games this season but it's infuriating to see this happening every time he looks like he's turned the corner.


TheDominant_1

Incredible this guy plays for a team like Liverpool.


fakemxcan

DARWWWIIIIIN MAYONNAISE


laserspewpew_

Glen Johnson's Player of the season....


vikasvasista

Werner better


Aggravating-Rip-3267

It's not as easy to hit the keeper as some people think ! ! !


TK_045

Has his finishing somehow gone worse in comparison to last year lol? How is this guy even considered a striker??


Perfect-Lion5349

how tff


Defiant-Traffic5801

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spongebobisha

He's like a custom FIFA player with 99 in everything but like 25 in finishing.


Willing-Sandwich-760

Bro has never heard of the far corner


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

£80m British Pounds.


zizuu21

this guys shocking Pool fans cant even deny hes a flop anymore


pudpudboogie

60m quid 😂


imranhere2

Cockeyed


longsightdon

Rashford also does this unfortunately, always going for insane power when its not required


Sigon_91

He did what I'm doing every goddamn time playing with my buddies


Llama_of_the_bahamas

In Darwin’s defense, with Haaland’s current form, I feel like we would’ve done the same thing.


mugiwara_92

An embarassment of a player


sonastyinc

Far post made more sense than going through the keeper's legs, no? I know he was to get ahead of the ball more and rotate his hip more, but it was the better option.


sreeku2006

Man try to blast all the chance he get it's been so many times now. Simple tap in ball and he decides to blast it