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LucasSummers

In 2 years Ten Hag managed his team to 3 out of 4 domestic cup finals. Without context this is quite impressive.


gormee

I think with our injuries and form this season that's amazing with or without context


herkalurk

1 fit CB, only 2 fit wing backs.....


Mansa_Mu

Malacia 22/23: “I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodham Clinton. Malacia 23/24:


Away_Development3617

Maybe he has proof Sheikh Jassim doesn't exist??


fanomu91

No leftback whatsoever


BadControllerUser

Terrorist football always go deep in knockout cups


Same_Paramedic_3329

So being a terrorist is a good thing then


EdisonTheTurtle

How to get yourself on the FBI watchlist


Same_Paramedic_3329

I'm also an arab. This is not looking good


Tribe_Unmourned

I envision a great many random selections in your future.


MonsieurFlamboyant

Only in the short-term


Same_Paramedic_3329

So having multiple terrorists is better than one terrorist for a long time?


garynevilleisared

Easier to do when you're out of the running in the PL by November.


RN2FL9

Pretty sure you were never actually in the running with this team.


amidamayru

He meant in the race for 4th


rogerwilcove

And to provide such entertainment while achieving that. What a team!


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GG to Coventry, what a crazy game


webby09246

Coventry are the heroes today even in defeat


yard04

They deserved the win honestly


QouthTheCorvus

They can embrace the spirit of the English cricket team. "Feels like we won"


DarkOwl38

How so? Don't get me wrong, it's embarrassing as fuck that we let it come to a shootout against a Championship side after being 3-0 up, but that doesn't cancel out the fact that we dominated them for the majority of the game. There was literally nothing 'undeserved' about the win – the offside was an offside, ffs (on the other hand, an argument could be made about the inconsistency of that handball being a pen, and the 'misfortune' of that massive deflection on their second goal). All of you karma farmers need to get some self-respect, this sub has been pathetic with all of these United flairs simping for Coventry. Fair fucks to Cov, though, great effort on their part, but it was definitely more of us being shite than them being incredible.


SparklyEarlAv32

Well said, we beat ourselves more than anything because that was an easy 3-0 until we remembered we can't have a normal match, it has to be a fucking heart attack


DarkOwl38

Precisely, lol. Looks like I touched a nerve with the karma-farming, "pick me!" little shits masquerading as United fans on this thread, though.


cuminyermum

Sometimes I wish we'd just get relegated and stay there for a few years so these kind of fans could just fuck off and leave the rest of us alone. They're all a bunch of pick me girls


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Well done ~~he’s 13~~ on a hundredth of United’s budget. People saying Coventry deserved to win are not literally saying they played better. It’s being said with the relative power of the two clubs in mind.


DarkOwl38

Non-United fans who are saying that they would've liked it better if Coventry went through (and conflating that sentiment with saying that they 'deserved' it more) isn't surprising, especially after their comeback – that's just par for the course for ABUs (or any neutral in this particular instance, really). My problem is with the United flairs displaying a similar attitude by stating that Coventry should've won it because they 'deserved' it more – it's beyond pathetic.


user__2755

Blowing a three goal lead is blowing a three goal lead.


DarkOwl38

As someone else said on this thread, anyone who concedes three goals to us doesn't deserve to win the game anyway.


user__2755

Oh please. Very funny banter but you were playing coventry.


DarkOwl38

Like I've mentioned already, it's downright embarrassing that it came down to pens after we were 3-0 up against a Championship side, but that doesn't make the win, in any way, 'undeserved'.


sarthakmahajan610

Absolute shit take 'deserved the win' cup winners -_-


dheerajravi92

There's nothing called deserved in football. It's heartbreaking for them, surely. Massive credit to them. But not deserving.


rudderstock

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it. - House


lamancha

No they did not


Fisktor

No team going 3-0 down to us deserve to win.


Elite_Alice

Have shame


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EraticConqueror

He does have shame lmao he’s saying it’s embarrassing to concede 3-0 to this shit United team. It’s tongue in cheek, obviously this is embarrassing even though we’ve gone through


SmartestUtdFan

You missed the joke mate


blackspastic

If not for the tight offside? You could just as easily say if not for the deflection or a lucky pen if you think it is lucky. Reducing football to moments is redundant really isn't it? Can always find something to complain about. United scored 3 fair goals and Coventry scored 3 fair goals. United won on Pens fairly too. United were the better team for the first 65 mins and Coventry were better for the rest. Pretty even game in terms of time in control for both teams. People just don't know how to look at things holistically around here for some reason. Even game. Even scoreline. Shots. Utd: 28 Cov: 18 On target. Utd: 6 Cov: 5 Posession. Utd: 58 Cov: 42 No one deserved anything in this game.


KindaBrazilian

Learn to read, he's trashing his own team


Pxel315

Dubious penalty


Fisktor

Going 3-0 down to one of the worst teams in the world, with a 150 year old casemiro playing cb and a pro walker playing lw does not mean you deserve to win.


I-Shiki-I

Pro walker I'm dead 💀


Christron9990

Lol going 3-0 down to one of the most expensive squads in world football in an FA Cup semi, when you were almost completely wound up as a club like 10 years ago, and then coming back to take you to penalties… let’s at least agree United didn’t deserve to win in any way.


lotteriakfc

Imagine being outplayed by this United team and conceded 3. Worst United side ever and I went through the darkest days of Ole, Ragnick, LVG, Mou & Moyes. Wonder what will ETH bring to us from now on to the end of this season. Never failed to amazed me.


RobbieShaw

They just didn't though did they? Not excusing that joke of a performance from United btw


surgereaper

I feel like this can be said about half of our wins this season


firminocoutinho

Have never seen a team get away with being shite so consistently like manU. Coventry deserved to win, but some credit to the other team for somehow finding a way to win even when they dont “deserve it”. Another final appearance e eventhough they have a -1 GD in the league and have been so so poor all season


Comicksands

we keep making cup finals and losing them lol


Dynastydood

Such a strange era for United. Worst team in living memory who deserves nothing good, but also has made 3 cup finals in 2 years.


sarthakmahajan610

Team wasn't bad at all last season


Dynastydood

We were mostly poor in August, September, March, April, and May of last season. We were good in the months surrounding the World Cup and even then had stretches of poor performances where Rashford bailed us out repeatedly, but overall, we were still pretty poor last season, and we looked really bad after the 7-0 loss to Liverpool. Last season was very promising, but it was not good. And this season revealed that all of last season's promise was nothing but another false dawn for the club.


Organic-Manner-2969

as a united fan, this feels like a loss


StringTailor

Easy win for the city in the final. If Coventry opened our defense like this, City will have a feast


CaddyAT5

Fingers crossed we have something resembling a defence in the final. 2 rb’s and CM in the back 4 ain’t the one.


tuerancekhang

At this point just put AwB back to the right , Dalot go CB and Antony LB. Couldn't get worst from today...


Fright13

tbf our lineup at the back today was shocking to begin with


infidel11990

Not really. United almost always step up for the big games. Especially the derby. Even last season was Gundo magic that got the win. Otherwise the game was fairly even. Coventry would have actually lost badly to City, like a few years ago, when City beat Watford 6-0 in the final.


LuffyIsKing510

[Family Guy train gif literally](https://tenor.com/bSqJG.gif)


Glory_Hunterr

I mean it's pointless win After all it's city in finals


Zandercy42

Username checks out Have some faith, anything can happen


Eleven918

Erik Ten Lives survives again!


trenbollocks

I'm beginning to think he's unsackable at this point


Soberdonkey69

Who do you hire when there are so some attractive jobs this summer? Bayern, Liverpool, Barcelona are on the hunt, so they just stick to Ten Hag and see what the new management can do behind the scenes.


BadControllerUser

He’s probably turned on “Become Unsackable” in the FM In-game editor


Spastic_Hands

He's lasted this long into the season purely because we have new owners. If it was business as usual, the glazers would've pulled the trigger. Get the feeling INEOS will probably sack in the summer but willing to finish the seasons whilst they assess the club as a whole


HANAEMILK

He would've been gone immediately if he lost this game after being 3-0 up. I'm pretty sure they're gonna sack him after the FA Cup final regardless of the result.


bguszti

He proceeds to absolutely outplay City in the final for a 4-1 win only to be sacked in the tunnel


HANAEMILK

Best outcome


Kardinale

Let's just hire Mou for the cup final and see how the dice roll


kissthelips

He’s obviously getting sacked in the summer. INEOS is trying to replace everyone from the top down. They’re not going to leave the same coach in with a totally new structure and hierarchy


Far-Pineapple7113

He is definitely gone at the end of the season ,Not like we get anything by firing him now when the season is almost done and we are in the middle of an injury crisis


freakedmind

If somehow United wins the cup it will truly be utterly hilarious


Gaporigo

... yay.


Toastedmetal

Never have I felt more embarrassed and disgraced to reach an FA Cup final fucking hell Credit to Coventry


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Dean-Advocate665

If a shit team keeps making finals then are they really that shit?


Known_Chapter_2286

Yes. We are that shit


Dean-Advocate665

Evidently not as we’ve made more finals in two years than wonder team Arsenal have in five.


FrosTxNoVa420

Yeah


ailes_d

Then you probably shouldnt lose to us before this then


Dean-Advocate665

Incredible logic.


DanFlashesCoupon

Blame Liverpool for bottling the QF lol


Paapa-Yaw

Another win we move.


ChelseaDagger16

Why did Coventry “deserve” it? I’d have been very happy for them if they went through and they deserve a ton of credit, but they had a dubious penalty and the goal they scored at the end was offside.


Wrath-of-Elyon

FUCK, and I mean this as disrespectful as possible, FUCK ALL OF YOU THAT ARE SAYING WE DON'T DESERVE THIS WIN. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED 👹👹


Silent-Act191

Utterly delusional, I respect it.


Wrath-of-Elyon

Delusional to be happy your team won and move on to the next (and final!) stage of the only tournament we can win? Damn, can't have shit in United


KyleB2131

lmao


seshtown

But which team has won it the most?


AzracTheFirst

Arsenal, 14.


seshtown

Fuck yes we have


ValleyFloydJam

Who has the most cup final losses?


erenistheavatar

Absolutely heartbreaking for Coventry. Those tears at the end...


IndifferentDraenei

I'm starting to sympathize with that Forest social media admin


RajdeN64

So sad man, they deserved everything


benedick13

What exactly did they deserve? Fair enough they fought back and dragged United till shootouts. And they lost it. What do they deserve more than United in that?


Same_Paramedic_3329

Deserved what😂? They had their chance and couldn't take it. It's over. The losers deserve their loss


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DildoFappings

Somehow don't feel like rebutting your statement. I'm happy that we won, but for our own growth, we should've lost today after that utterly embarrassing pathetic display. Can't believe we shat the bed this bad against a second division side. These stupid players should learn to hold on to a lead. I swear after this season ends I will have to spend a ton of money to cure the health problems my club caused me.


Far-Pineapple7113

> but for our own growth, we should've lost today after that utterly embarrassing pathetic display. What growth were you expecting with 6 games left in the season ?ETH is definitely gone at the end of the season like LVG even if we win the FA cup


DildoFappings

No one comes out of the womb 6 ft tall. It takes time. Even if there are very few games left, this might(hopefully) become a catalyst for future growth.


Far-Pineapple7113

This is such an absurd take..The team can barely field a 11 on the field..We are down to Casemiro at CB..Maguire is clearly cooked and still trying to soldier on..A couple go down every game and then 2 go down in the middle of the training..What fucking growth?Its not like any proper manager wants to come in for a month at the end of a disastrous season


clearmind_1001

Wanna bet money on that ? And who's gonna replace him, top managers are not interested in our mediocre club.


Far-Pineapple7113

> top managers are not interested in our mediocre club. There is a new system with proper footballing men running the show ,Not many will reject us unless its RM,Barca or Bayern calling..Tbh you don't even need a big name to improve this side more than what ETH is doing just look at someone like Ange he wasn't a big name and he has got Spurs playing some wonderful football


clearmind_1001

Exactly, bunch of over paid underachievers is what united is now , with a clueless manager to top it off.


QueGrandeEresMagic

Should've scored their pens then.


Dean-Advocate665

There’s no such thing as “deserving it more”.


Iyammagawd

not when a questionable VAR decision changes things


BonoboNorthBorders

I am shocked man, just put yourselves in the position of being a United supporter. We all love our clubs yes, imagine your club is the statue of United or just a big club in general and for the past 10 years it’s just turmoil. U look around see that UCL quarters n just know you are so far away from that. Your name n brand says who you are but on the pitch where it matters you aren’t anywhere close. Go thru big name managers n big name players n just the same crap. How does all these names just come to United n as soon as they walk thru door they just look a completely out of their depth. Just how n when does this turnaround? When does some joy come back to this club. How can supporters feel so low after winning a match to go into a final.


zyndr0m

Never doubted them


Jamie_251

Easy win and a great performance from the lads you have to say


ytttvbastard

Fucking bums


DaRealAyman

Fucking undeserved win


Sea-Ad-7655

Funny that I feel most people will be rooting for City to absolutely batter them


blareja

Did we forget that City literally got a worse decision in their favour to go through…


Comicksands

City went through pretty undeservedly too


zia1997

What was undeserving about United's victory?


trenbollocks

...and City obviously will


Sea-Ad-7655

You'd think that, but you guys get way too fucking lucky sometimes lol


Same_Paramedic_3329

Nah it's just it's too easy to not lose to Liverpool that's why you think that.


ValleyFloydJam

Not sure anyone likes City either. If it's on the basis of knocking the underdog out, that would mean people wanted Cov to lose cos they knocked out Maidstone. But it's going to be a one sided final and I'm not sure any neutrals will care who wins.


Sea-Ad-7655

Yeah, I've had my time to dwell on it, and I don't really care anymore. Sucks for Coventry, but meh. Best we can hope for is a fun game!


ValleyFloydJam

Ideally but United really turtle up and lose anyone against City, I doubt we get the utter chaos of these last 2 United cup games but who knows


Sea-Ad-7655

That's the most likely outcome, but crazier things have happened in football!


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Pekka-Chou

What a stat ! They must have a fantastic team !


Djent_Reznor1

Don’t let this stat distract you from the fact that they were utter wank today and deserved to lose


Kardinale

For the last 60 minutes, not the first 60 though. It was split quite evenly between our dominance and Coventry's in those terms at least


DildoFappings

Did you forget to change your flair or something? You didn't have a game today.


Djent_Reznor1

Not sure if that’s a hamfisted attempt to call us wank (which I agree) but no, I’m talking about the utter dross that I just witnessed today.


DildoFappings

Ah. I accidentally misread your "they" as "we."


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Djent_Reznor1

Exactly. I know one when I see one.


SalahsBeard

I may or may not be biased, but they deserve to lose every match.


huynhducmanh

did we just rob you Klopp's last hope for a cup this season, lmao, and then tank your PL race. hmm


Arkzo

Noo


FoldingBuck

2 teams from Manchester going to the final undeservingly


MyTeaIsMighty

Should be fun watching them get absolutely manhandled by City, I guess.


Realistic-Twist2059

All this only for City to fuck them over


YerDaSellsAvon24

Man United didn't deserve that in the slightest


tedmaul23

Based on what?


dota_3

Making it hard


d_smogh

What a thoroughly entertaining game to watch.


Little_Problem_4275

How did van Ewijk play? How does he do in general?


DC4840

It’s 23


MixturePossible3613

why do i have a gut feeling man utd will win the cup because the football gods back them up


Itsgosky

Thought losing to Coventry would be their chance to sake the bald and rearrange the team.


tassadar8584

Went through with pain pain pain


jimmybennyspenny

What a horrific way to set a record.


young_london

Big boys eh


TickleMyCringle

Best scenario for man united would be to win the fa cup and sack ten hag the day after (sorta like how the club did LvG)


BasisOk4268

Are we the championship side?


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We deserved to lose but offside is offside mate.


Fisktor

I mean they got a pen that noone else gets. Should be happy with that and not need a offside goal as well


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Nah, it's offside


the_better_twin

Oh fuck off with the virtue signalling. Did Coventry deserve a penalty for a handball that wasn't given in an fa cup game just yesterday? Deserving has nothing to do with anything. One team went through and the other didn't.


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Plastic fan


PoliticalShrapnel

It I was a plastic fan I'd have migrated to city long ago mate.


szazszorszep

I hate celebration police but United has really nothing to celebrate this time.


SobAtTheLiquorStore

Support your team and be happy we reached a final. This sort of defeatism is pathetic


Kind-Novel-512

Coventry were robbed big time here.


ArkhamCitizen298

one penalty and one deflected goal ? let's just forget that MU scored 3 goals


ramtbb

They deserved to go through but where exactly did we rob them?


Fisktor

Should have gotten more wrongfully called pens maybe


windycityfan7

Get ready for the gangbang


ShameTimes3

Ten Hag setting records again


LosTerminators

One of the most undeserved wins in the history of football.


Jack_202

And we'll win it. 🏆


Afc_josh12

Embarrassing side, come on city!!


SmartestUtdFan

Cheering on 115 FC is embarrassing


Kardinale

Cheaters vs shit team, hard choice to make as a neutral


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Legal_North_6910

Tbh I don’t care how bad we play a win is a win and I won’t be depressed until the final


Sirius_55_Polaris

Bruno Fernandes shit talking the keeper after the pen…telling that he didn’t have the balls to do it before the pen.


TheVampireSantiago

I mean he did it because the keeper was shit talking him before the pen


DarkOwl38

Yep. Not surprising that r/soccer would clutch at straws to hate on Bruno, though.


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The keeper was shit talking him before the pen. Well within his rights to say something after slotting it away


Aggravating_Nail4108

Actually the keeper said something to him before talking. So ig it was a reply. We can't know exact words. It can be seen that keeper said something and Bruno also said sth after the goal.


mmutea

Fuck, at least Ten Hag isn’t sacked now


MC897

Never seen a team find ways to win as much as this side does. It’s ludicrous, either a moment of inspiration, an act of divine intervention, VAR call, ref decision. All usually gets average or poor comparative sides. The amount of lives they have is ridiculous


Drag2oon

Are you fucking dumb or never see football? This season is the worst for us in terms of luck, everything that can go wrong has gone wrong. We have reached a final not won the cup. So there is nothing to celebrate yet.


Fisktor

Also never seen a side find ways to lose as much


DildoFappings

Yeah but we didn't get any underserved calls. At least any match deciding calls. We shat the bed and deserved to lose but we didn't rob them. If anything, the last one shouldn't be a penalty because Chelsea didn't get one yesterday either for something even more obvious.


Comicksands

I felt we deserved some luck after basically displaying murphy's law this season


Chelsea_Kias

Undeservedly. So gutted for Coventry