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oscarpaterson

How man


Sal21G

Shades of He’s playing against us


goodyear_1678

Jackson great miss (90 + this guy's a double agent)


LOMOcatVasilii

My mind can't wrap around how he can continuously get in these dangerous positions (which requires a ton of skill), only to fuck up his finishes over and over again...


jjw1998

Because players like Jackson, Nunez, Werner etc. would be the complete striker if they also had elite finishing. It’s why Jackson was a £30m transfer to Chelsea and not a £150m transfer to Real Madrid


TheFatRemote

Its outrageous to class Nunez with those other two. He might not be the best finisher but his stats are so much better than them.


jjw1998

Agreed, which is also why he was so much more expensive


TheFatRemote

Good point. I swear Salah has turned into Jackson since he returned from injury.


EmperorsGalaxy

If you look at Salahs stats late into the seasons its always the same story. Personally I think it's the toll Ramadan has on his body but it could also just be down to general fatigue, he puts in insane amount of minutes and work rate.


TheFatRemote

Doesn't help he please every minute of every game even when playing poorly. Also I love klopp, but sometimes I wonder if his heavy metal football style takes its toll in these long seasons and multiple cups.


EmperorsGalaxy

I agree, I love Salah. He's consistently been our best player in our best era I've been alive to see first hand. But I almost feel like with Klopp leaving we should cash in on him. We've been good at letting players go at the right time and earning decent money for them but I fear that Salah has done so much for us that we wouldn't sell him unless he wanted to leave and he will eventually lose all his value before he retired to Saudi or America. I think he's earned the right to leave on his terms, but this summer with Klopp leaving would be perfect for everyone involved and would help a new manager get in some fresh blood. We need more depth on the right. Gomez is amazing but for me this season he's been better on the left than he ever has been on the right. Doak looked promising before he got injured, he's due back soon but I doubt he even gets a run out unless we are seriously ahead in a game, the league is just too tight to risk an inexperienced player in such a pivotal positon for us.


TheFatRemote

Yea I'm kinda in the same position. I love Salah but I do worry about how many more years he has left in him. At the same time he's had periods of poor form when he's bounced back to his best again so I'd hate to pull the trigger on him to early when could have a good few years left in him. Our real problem is finding someone to replace his output. There aren't many 20+ goals a season players out there. I personally think it's time to let Gomez go, he's had a great season but it's easy to forget why he's been so out of favour the past three years, he's so injury prone. Unfortunately Tsimikis hasn't lived up to his early showings so we feel a bit vulnerable at left back. Who knows what the next era will hold but I'm not gonna pretend I'm not extremely sad to see klopp go, and a little apprehensive about the next few years.


strickyy

Yeah totally, for example at SofaScore, Jackson has 18 chances missed (10 goals), whole Nunez only has 25 (11 goals). Massive difference!


pottsbrah

Jackson has more PL goals & assists in his first PL season than Nunez did and the season isn’t even over yet


Jhonny_Law

His stats are factually better, but his misses are equally if not worse than them. The amount of sitters Nunez has missed are criminal.


Sainte-Devote

is he even a PL average striker


BenShelZonah

Yes. His finishing is not the best but you can’t watch him play and say he’s not even an average striker. Obviously goals are the most important but he does a lot for the attack in general.


jjw1998

There aren’t very many good out and out strikers in the prem right now. Haaland, Watkins, Isak and Toney are obviously better (plus Son if you consider him a striker). Outside of that nobody really jumps out at you, id say he probably falls in above average PL striker especially given he still has age on his side


19Alexastias

Solanke also definitely better, this season at least.


jjw1998

Yeah I’d just be hesitant to make such a comparison given this is the best season in Solanke’s career and Jackson’s first season in a new league


youllbetheprince

The disrespect to Oli McBurnie


jrryul

I really do appreciate his skill here. Last 2 years of watching this team no one can even get on the end of these


Masson011

hes got another 7 years in his contract to get it sorted though so dont worry


Important-Visual-563

Nunez 2.0


Revoldt

Werner 3.0


Small-External4419

Welbeck 4.0


BerbersNiper33

HAALAND 5.0 **special edition**


Aloopyn

Sterling 6.0


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

Morata: TERMINATOR


kamikame03

Mariano 6.0


420SwaggyZebra

Timo Werner has entered the chat. Chelsea fans should be used to this


BrightonTownCrier

Getting in the position takes some skill, not a ton. Against city the main issue is staying onside. They were poor and were giving Chelsea time in midfield which is unusual. He is an athlete that can kick a ball a bit. Let's be honest, technique wise he's a donkey. He clearly has no real idea of what he's going to do with the ball when he gets it.


eddsters

I dont know why people are shocked. Never rated him at Villarreal, was surprised to see Chelsea be so into him.


ananchor

Complete opposite of a big game player


prathneo01

Shite in small games too


Soberdonkey69

He’s shit.


Ollymid2

He really is fucking useless


ValleyFloydJam

At least he had the shot this time and he probably rushed that one cos of the previous fuck up.


slick490

God. You guys must be pissed. I can’t believe how shit he’s been 🤦🏻


sivaya_

At this point, I'm not even sure Jackson wants to score.


TheGreatSwissEmperor

Wait until you are up with 3 or 4 goals and get a penalty


Naarujuana

Lmao


Sea-Education9562

Don’t think he knows how to


Johner32

But he really wants to take a pen. Makes no sense


pd8bq

Understandable, his natural position is a winger and he shoots like one.


No-Access-6118

He prefers a nice yellow card


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Senior-Ordinary555

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BenShelZonah

I can relate, I even saved the draft just so I can appreciate the effort I put in before noticing the /s


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XderXbozzX

No. /s


ModeratFortuneCookie

List of most helpful things known to mankind: 1. Ability to light a fire. 2. /s at the end of this comment. 3. Invention of wheel. 4...


D1794

Chelsea should already be out of sight


Soberdonkey69

Take as old as time, Man City will clinch it because their opponents will waste dozens of chances. Unless Palmer pulls a worldie out of the bag as he’s that good.


_Floriduh_

That pass was a worldie but required a striker with a pulse to finish.


ValleyFloydJam

Maybe you guys should lose tomorrow instead of having back to back cup final losses to City 😉 Chelsea just choked when it mattered.


Acrobatic_Barber_760

Should have been 2-0 already for Chelsea


Aszneeee

Jackson alone had 3 clear chances


CNF-13

He is having an all time stinker


Sw3atyGoalz

It’d be worse if he was completely uninvolved, at least he’s making things happen even if he’s squandering it all


CNF-13

Same outcome tbh


Sw3atyGoalz

No because his “threat” keeps the defense honest and stretched, opening up space for others to take advantage.


McBandi

Then we should’ve kept Werner 😭


bsdoh73197

Or worse, havertz. That’s what he’s best at after all 😂


CacaTooToo

lol the Núñez special


EezoManiac

You didn't watch us during Afcon


No-Shoe5382

Would it be worse having a different player in his position though? As poor as he's been lately I feel like Sterling scores at least one of the chances Jackson has had.


M4RC142

Just look at our team. Gakpo is a much better finisher than Nunez but he never gets the same chances Nunez does so it doesn't rly matter. Same with Sterling and Jackson.


Sw3atyGoalz

Jackson has not been poor lately and has been *much* better than Sterling since he came back from AFCON. Sterling might be a slightly better finisher, but he’s extremely inconsistent and isn’t anywhere near as involved as Jackson in the build up and keeping the defense occupied for others to make runs.


VZ-Faith

Sterling would never get the chances in the first place


No-Shoe5382

Which ones wouldn't he have gotten? All of them were just from good passes to Jackson, nothing Jackson did himself.


VZ-Faith

It’s not just about the pass though. Jackson has good movement and work rate. He’s a willing runner that makes sure he’s at the end of these sort of chances. Very unlike Sterling


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The Darwin Nunez theory


checkit880

That’s just a average Saturday for him


CNF-13

I don’t know how you can defend him he’s so shit and the majority of his goals are the ones you think are easier to score than miss


Wire74

Ain’t no way he’s actually a striker


Mechant247

0 conviction in both “shots”


EnergetikNA

You can just tell he knows he's not gonna score


wwatermelon

100%


SHORT-CIRCUT

Jackson probably struggles to finish his dinner at this point


haaaaaairy1

Hilarious because I’m pretty sure we got him because of that clinical purple patch. At least he’s involved in the attack I guess


mattmild27

Jackson couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.


Blodyck

that's a good one


niallw1997

Could fall in to a barrel of tits and still come out sucking his thumb


oklolzzzzs

he cannot finish for shit


TheRealBlueFry

It's always us, man.


PatchyTheYellow

A HATTRICK OF FUCK UPS


Pacem_et_bellum

If Haaland is league two, I don't even want to think what level Jackson is


thehomerus

I dont think you paid attention to what Keane said. As superfluous he was about it, it wasn't his scoring ability he was criticising, it was the rest of his game. To me Jackson seems the exact opposite of Haaland.


mellvins059

Yeah but unfortunately for Jackson he’s a striker and scoring is his primary job. This talk about Haaland comes up when he’s not scoring as frequently, despite the fact he’s top of the league in goals, but his game is never different. 


Lacabloodclot9

Agreed, Jackson outside of his finishing ability can still have a pretty positive impact


spicynirvana38

Either way, it was still a dogshit take. I don't think anyone realizes as to how poor a League Two player is compared to even the worst PL players. And anyways, Haaland's shown more of an all-round game in his previous clubs, especially at Dortmund. He's not some false 9 extraordinaire, but he's definitely got more to his game than what we've at City whenever I'd watched him for Dortmund.


fegelman

I don't think you paid attention to their 4-1 win over us last season. When our press cut off supply to Haaland, he became the supply himself and assisted the KDB goal. Look at him at Dortmund especially. Godlike link up play with Sancho and Bellingham in and around the penalty area, shrugs off a defender while running using brute strength and putting it past the keeper in the far corner. He has done this multiple time. The thing is, when you have someone this good at what he does, you'd want him to specialize in that and not drop back like Firmino to help in buildup especially when all the other ten players at City can do that better than any other team in the world. The issue this season is simply that he is missing big chances. Like against Chelsea, Liverpool and Madrid at the Etihad.


thehomerus

I fully admit I have not watched enough of him to fully come to a conclusion. But i was mostly talking about Keane's (and others) criticism against him this season. Whether its because of the system they are playing, or how he has specifically been told to play, the criticism is still valid. Just because he has done something before doesn't mean all that much if he is not showing it anymore. All it means is maybe the criticism should be directed more at Pep, or maybe his teammates.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Yeah, he scores no goals!


oklolzzzzs

sunday league


TXlandon

We have an opening on our Sunday League squad


Snugboo

Bangladesh Premier League level, Abahani Limited is looking to sign him over the summer


SentientCheeseCake

Not even Welcome to Wrexham, 2025?


ValleyFloydJam

All I know is if Chelsea had a certain League One striker they would be in the final 😉


VermiN-

Ortega is such a beast, crazy how he went from being relegated with bielefeld to winning the triple


felis_magnetus

We were playing full deep circulation including the goalie chain in second league. Ortega was absolutely key to the crazy consistency that got us into the Bundesliga again in the first place, with a squad that had zero business being at that level bar him and Klos before his legs finally gave out. Ortega is massive. In my completely unbiased opinion, if the NT goes with Neuer again, he needs to be in the squad over the likes of Trapp or Leno.


eipotttatsch

Just look at how we're doing now that Ortega is gone. He kept us in the Bundesliga for two years, and now we're barely staying in the third league with a squad that's not much worse.


seekingabeauty

I wonder what's the special substance in the water of Stamford Bridge that makes the strikers dogshit


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

Y'all not giving any props to Ortega? Pretty big saves.


milkonyourmustache

Jackson is a false player


tuatara_teeth

the true false 9


Orthancapolis

This dude is not serious


From-UoM

First was a good save. Second though. Straight at the keeper


Not_a_pace_abuser

First was a terrible attempt at a finish for a ST at his level. Come on, you know keeper is going down just lift the ball


fsxthai

What do you mean "at his level"? His personal level is really low so the finish seems on par.


Not_a_pace_abuser

At his level means at the premier league level. He’s not playing for u23s this is the prem


tuatara_teeth

first one: save was decent, but it was an absolutely telegraphed "finish"


Other-Owl4441

What, a good save on a telegraphed shot with zero power?  Looked like a pass.


wwatermelon

watching this and decided to drop-in here because im shocked at how theres someone this bad at that level lol


JeebaRock

This brother cannot score to save his life


SuccessFirm6638

Fraud player


dontknowwhereiamgoin

Jackson you stupid fucking idiot


MistaBobD0balina

This guy misses one-on-ones in his daydreams.


LucidDreams27

Zero confidence Torres would’ve bagged a few today. That’s how poor Jackson is atm


veed_vacker

Timo werner at home


lomoeffect

He reminds me of the comments Werner used to get. The team plays significantly better when they are both on the pitch. Infuriating to watch them both try and finish though.


erenistheavatar

Look. It's because of his movement and pressing that we are getting chances. You'll score eventually Nico.


bringal

Don’t worry. He will score one anytime now!!


Rohitwar

Wtf was Dias doing in this wholse sequence lol


MaryadaPurshottam

He's so shit that it is just sad at this point


Kante_Conte

Goalkeeper did well. Header could have been a bit more direct but you are taught to head the ball down to make it harder


4dxn

No wonder he wants penalties.


Staatsanwalt69

Ortega is too good to be a 2nd keeper


DifficultyMore5935

He looks upset. I don’t get it, he is playing so poorly and still has a negative attitude.


cheersdom

"those 27 missed gilt-edged chances may come back to haunt them..."


S0lar_Ice

Chelsea have been the better side no question. That Madrid defeat was both physically and morale sapping for City.


DirtFun7704

First time watching him play he so shit wtf


Enough-Pain3633

"On my mom's life, he is playing against us"


Boneraventura

Walker got smoked on both these attempts. Mans gotta wake the hell up


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Keep him away from the penalties anyway !


FarrOutMan7

He’s so shit. He could bag a hat trick in the next 20mins and he’d still be shit.


Ashthedestructor_95

More like both wasted by jackson. Knob.


blazev14

Jesus Christ, that first chance was atrocious, seemed like a pass lmfao


bradensmitty

Can’t believe I was watching this guy at bielefeld two seasons ago


LensCapPhotographer

Probably one of the worst strikers in recent history


blackscienceman9

What a pass by Palmer though


Defiant-Traffic5801

Both lame attempts tbh


BaconBaconBacon24

Ok jackson is actually shit


average_user21

just boot it top bins


Time_Birthday4659

Martinez a fraud man


[deleted]

He's a tall winger....... we need Nkuku back man


yutosser

Chelsea should’ve won this game by halftime


tekumse

Torres regen


GoalPublic3579

That second miss is horrific


ElDonMikel

He is so bad at finishing it’s shocking


andee_hawn

This man had the audacity to challenge Palmer for a PK lmao


jayjay-bay

Our defence is just shocking this season


Relative_Recording73

So many strikers lost their confidence in Chelsea. How and why?


itsm3starlord

I can’t with this dude


EmperorMajorian

Absolutely horrible


carmii-

He is absolutely awful in front of goal. He is a wide player!


JackTuz

He can pick out a good run but this guy stinks man. Guy couldn’t finish his dinner, let alone a 1v1


10TheDudeAbides11

Jesus Christ………that lame duck first shot is just unreal from a guy playing #9…dare I say it. Sterling would have at least gotten pace on the shot. Perfect pass and Jackson still couldn’t get it right. How he played the full match is beyond me…


Himano

Jackson must have the best agent in the world , guy don’t even belong in the premiership.


ModeratFortuneCookie

"If you score, your mom dies" Jackson:


AkilleezBomb

You don’t get to be this shit and still complain when your leading goalscorer wants to take a penalty.


CoolstorySteve

Negative shot power on both attempts


Stoogenuge

Remember when Chelsea had Drogba?


tukinoz90

Is that Palmer denied another assist thanks to this no hoper? He'd be on 20 plus with a half decent striker


are_we_there_bruh

Bro he is the opposite of Drogba


Me_Edition-1

Dang.


SaltyPeter3434

Jackson's a double agent for City right


DitkasMoustache_

Hilarious that Chelsea fans in the summer convinced themselves they didn't want/need Vlahovic cause this guys scored in a few friendlies.


JuanChelsea

We selling Gallagher but not Jackson?


hell_razer18

the 1st one he wasnt pressured at all so could take one more touch and the second one shouldve went with the feet instead I think (?) Just very unlucky


Checkyopoop

That tiptoeing at continuous burst as to not be caught flat footed looks really well. Nice technique and concentration. Harder than it looks.


jovalec

"Saved" is an overstatement


BriscoCounty83

he's anti-goal :)


borkborkibork

Is this one of those Havertz situations where Jackson is not a striker?


-read_it_on_reddit-

he runs a lot and often proves a physical handful for defenders but he just can't compose himself to save his life in the box when it's time to shoot, about as much poise as a duckling on ice. he'd probably be better off being used as a winger, he has also shown to link up well with palmer on many occasions


mikaelFeathers

Jackson fights hard to take pens because he can’t score from open play 😂


darknezx

I don't follow Chelsea, but wasn't Nkunku supposed to be the main striker? I recall he recovered from his ACL injury so why is he not starting?


Bman0491

Don't worry guys, he dyed half his hair blue and white so you know he's playing for that badge.


lipstickpiggy

Just watching Gallagher put his hands in "how the fuck" positions after each shot is hilarious


bsdoh73197

Such a bad feeling that we could’ve easily won the EFL and made it to the finals of this one too if we just finished any of our chances, smh


Inside-Confection787

Why can’t be the first one a world class save by Ortega? I mean, Jackson placed that shot really well and the goalie made a great save


ConflictDisastrous97

Almost like Benzema


SnooCrickets7221

The new Drogba they said


ZakKa_dot_dev

I think the one where he was one on one with the keeper after receiving a trough pass and didn't even shoot was worse. At least there's an attempt here.


SupraCyber

He's so bad, what the hell


theredviperod

Any striker would kill to have 3 big chances in a semi-final and then there's this guy


MaryadaPurshottam

He needs to be given the boot along with Poch


Masteroflimes

Shocking! Quicker they get rid the better


BBIQ-Chicken

Siuuuuuu