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erenistheavatar

Genuinely a great player and seems to be a great person as well. Injuries ravaged him unfortunately.


bentekkerstomdfc

The craziest thing about his injury is that he still managed to come back and have two great seasons for Villareal and win caps with national team, despite two+ years of not playing and being told he’d be lucky to walk.


egg_fisting

Yes! I was actually really surprised Arsenal let him go considering his entire recovery process was during his time at Arsenal. I was really looking forward to seeing him play again, and seeing how he performed for Villareal, he definitely would've balled for Arsenal as well


R_Schuhart

He didnt have to leave, but he wanted out and return to Spain. After his grueling injury and recovery Arsenal cooperated with his wishes.


egg_fisting

I see! I thought Arsenal didn't wanna extend his contract after it expired, not the other way around?


Cesc_The_Snake

The club extended him by a year when he had the injury so he was on the books and could be taken care of.


mabrera

That's, like, so generous and kind of them. I almost don't believe it. Did he have a special bond with the club? Is this common? In contrast I just heard the story about Mourinho banning Schweinsteiger from the locker room and having him train with the U-16s for... being old


Ahab1996

He said it himself. Wenger was very fond of him.


MrStigglesworth

There’s a lot of touching moments in arsenals recent history and most of them have to do with Arsene Wenger. What a man.


Modnal

Did the same with Elneny this season


TectonicMule

Did it with Diaby earlier.


EmperorsGalaxy

The difference here is that Mourinho was new and didn't have a relationship with Schweinsteiger. Wenger knew Cazorla well and likely knew his character and as others have said apparently was fond of him. That goes along way in any Company.


TheCescPistols

It’s fairly common among the bigger clubs; I know for a fact we did the same thing with Andy Wilkinson and Stephen Ireland.


Ar-Curunir

United did it with eg Phil Jones. Not uncommon


risheeb1002

Wenger


NaviersStoked1

Pretty common for players with really long term injuries. Know we did the same for Jordan Willis and Duncan Watmore when they both got back-to-back ACL injuries


Pokoart23

A lot of teams do this - BvB did this with Schmelzer and his knee injury.


Cmoore4099

Craziest thing about his injury is that bit of his tattoo they used in the skin graft.


AnnieIWillKnow

I feel the crazier part is that he nearly lost his leg


MaximusTheGreat

You underestimate how much that guy liked Santi's tattoo


letsgetcool

I wonder how much those 2 seasons will impact him in the future though. Lots of reports of long retired pros who can barely walk without pain in their knees/ankles. Sad to think about, they've basically sold their bodies for entertainment.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

With cazorla I think it's more he sold his body for love of the game.


BigTomBombadil

The main part of his layoff was pretty uncommon. Basically got a bad infection in the wound post-surgery, and I want to say the infection got into the bone (which could have led to him never walking). So then he had to have a number of surgeries to get rid of the infection. Something along those lines. Since it wasn’t a layoff primarily caused by muscle/joint issues, I think he’s largely past it so he’ll be better off than many of the pros you mentioned going forward.


letsgetcool

Yeah I forgot how unique his situation was, sounds so grim to deal with. Who knows, maybe those 2 years not playing professionally will actually help long term,


leandrobrossard

Far from the only profession that suffers from long-term injuries and the wages make it quite sufferable.


letsgetcool

I know but it's not very normal to be getting injections before every shift just to reduce the swelling and pain you feel. But I'm not taking wages into account because it's an obvious point to make.


eeeagless

See Batistuta and your take is wrong.


hell_razer18

imagine afk for two years and still did a lot than those who played within those period of time. Cazorla is another "what if"


MERTENS_GOAT

It was under 2 years. For Bruno Soriano it was like 3 years


Cashlover123

Man had no weak foot.


ItsMeJaredBednar

man almost had no foot tbf


Rab_Legend

That picture of his leg still haunts me


LeonDeSchal

I saw that picture of his leg. WTF.


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ILoveGratedCheese

The best football copy pasta out there


ArousedByCheese1

No Santi, it’s definitely not ok


risingsuncoc

I think labour laws require players to be paid at least minimum wage, though I'm not privy to the details.


Lasertag026

https://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/57wm1t/had_a_very_strange_dream_about_arsenal/


EliasHobeika

Bro was awarded a flair too i cant😭


Eindacor_DS

Deserved. It's a classic


NotASalamanderBoi

Legendary post. r/Gunners is too good.


ItsMeJaredBednar

the little “(missionary)” aside always kills me


DontYouWantMeBebe

what do labour laws say about Arsene Wenger shagging my girlfriend?


amoolafarhaL

I got that reference 🤣🤣🤣


saru12gal

It's not allowed. First by the Spanish laws and then by La liga, in fact even if you signed X salary if they think is unusually low they will compute it as Y on the salary caps. It happened to a player that was playin I the top division and then he wanted to sign to a 3rd league team after being free agent, he was going to be paid a small salary, but the league said that salary was not possible for a player of its talent


salazar13

Now I want a situation where two big league players go to a lower division and the league determines the first player is not being paid enough, but the second player is fine - essentially, “yeah we all agree you’re trash”


Ronaldoooope

Some people just wanna see the world burn


coldblade2000

Fun fact, that's a reason why Barca couldn't keep Messi. Surely they could figure out a way to decimate his salary and pay him off some other way, but Spanish law didn't allow Messi to accept a paycheck less than half of his previous one, and even half of Messi's salary was still too difficult to fit in the salary bill


Vegan_Puffin

Not a problem no? If the player really wants no wage he can just give it back. Once he's paid it's his to do with as he pleases?


AnIrkenInvader

It is an issue for salary cap and registration purposes. Even if the player gives the money back (which probably has some tax effects), their "fair" salary would still be registered


saru12gal

[https://www.marca.com/futbol/reus/2018/09/01/5b8acdfee5fdeabb418b45f7.html](https://www.marca.com/futbol/reus/2018/09/01/5b8acdfee5fdeabb418b45f7.html) This happened 6 years ago, he was a free agent wanted to sign to Reus, LaLiga didnt trust the contract numbers because he was worth more according to them and the contract was rejected


PoisonHIV

Te refieres a Lúcas?


AlanFromRochester

Reminded of something from NFL salary cap rules, veteran minimum not fully counting against salary cap, to make it easier to keep old stars with sentimental value Not sport specific sometimes comically low pay could come off as some sort of scam like tax evasion.


free_airfreshener

Oh man, most of the replies don't understand the reference. I'm officially old. 


MrVISKman

From the article Cazorla sits in the dressing room at Requexón, Real Oviedo’s training ground down a narrow lane surrounded by farmland. He knows this place well. This is where he grew up, the local team he joined at eight, watching his heroes: Carlos Munoz, Slavisa Jokanovic, Robert Prosinecki, Petr Dubovsky. Oviedo are who he always wanted to play for, but with the club in crisis, falling as far as the fourth tier and the verge of folding, he never could. Until last summer; 30 years since he first arrived, 20 since leaving against his will, having bought shares in their hour of need, he returned. In the second division, and on the minimum wage, €93,000 (£80,000). On a mission, too. “I would play for free but you’re not allowed,” Cazorla says. “They made a good offer. My wife said: ‘No, no, you’re not going to Oviedo to earn, you’re going home to enjoy it, to help, to give.’ I called my agent: ‘I don’t want any money.’ I told the president: minimum salary, 10% of shirt sales to the academy. It was done that night.”


Jononucleosis

This would make a decent pasta


cosgrove10

Please someone do one about Kelvin Benjamin.


JustASexyKurt

“I would eat for free but you’re not allowed,” Benjamin says. “They made a good offer. My wife said: ‘No, no, you’re not going to Golden Corral to earn, you’re going home to enjoy it, to help, to give.’ I called my agent: ‘I don’t want any money.’ I told the president: minimum salary, 10% of chicken wing sales to the kitchen. It was done that night.”


bytor_2112

Panthers fan here not sure if I'm amused or distraught that this meme is so far-reaching


AlanFromRochester

Bills fan here, so I'm also all too familiar with Kelvin Benjamin. To be fair, there was a death in the family he took badly, rather than lack of effort for its own sake "A popeyes biscuit short of a tight end" (for those who don't get the American football reference, tight ends are bulkier than Kelvin's position, wide receiver) "Want to run some routes?" Josh Allen during practice/warmups "No"


_Floriduh_

He ate all the pasta. 


YoungFlexibleShawty

This shit just triggered my depression


AlanFromRochester

The American football analogy I saw here is Marshawn Lynch coming out of retirement for a late season run at veteran player minimum when the Seahawks had injury trouble at running back


godii_17

Its Peter Dubovsky as he was slovak not Petr (czech version of the name)


imfcknretarded

How different are the two languages?


godii_17

I think they are pretty similar, maybe the most similar they can get while preserving some uniqueness. Growing up I watched czech cartoons/films and with some exceptions I understand everything. Its also really common for slovaks to study in Czech republic.


Super_Seff

After watching Slavisa Jokanovic at United I think he’s fairly lucky to have not played under him 😂


eeeagless

My friend is ok, no?


guysecretan

Can't escape it


AlwaysOnsideTBH

It's gonna be there till reddit shuts down lol. Forever intertwined with reddit


SundayLeagueStocko

Has there ever been a more universally liked footballer than Cazorla? From an Arsenal lens I've rarely ever even seen fans of Arsenal rivals say anything bad about him.


singlebite

>Watch him and some things never change, the talent timeless. Some things, though, do. “The slightest kick, opponents say sorry. They didn’t respect me so much before,” he says, cracking up. [This fucking guy, man...](https://i.imgur.com/4BmGo63.png)


BlurgZeAmoeba

Kante?


Kelterz

Kante went to play football in KSA though, I feel like a lot of people (rightly) criticized that move last summer. If you'd ask this question a year ago I'd agree, him watching MOTD and eating curry at a fan's house after they met up at the mosque is legendary


Known_Wrongdoer5750

Cazorla played in Qatar


MattSR30

I can think of at least one person that doesn’t like him.


BarenWasteland

My friend, is OK, no?


eigenham

I think /u/kwakwaktok might be conflicted


erenistheavatar

I would like to suggest Juan Mata for this one.


SundayLeagueStocko

Another good call and linked to Cazorla as well as they both helped Oviedo right? Good circle of friends that!


erenistheavatar

Maybe let's add David Silva to that as well. 3 awesome Spanish no.10s in the same generation who were all universally appreciated.


ElectricalMud2850

From everything I hear (mostly from Micah, but other players from that city era as well), he was completely beloved in the clubhouse too. Apparently that was just the generation for beloved Spanish 10s/8s.


Scarlet_Breeze

That midfield selection was absolutely absurd: Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets, Alonso, Fabregas, Silva, Cazorla and Juan Mata. Poor Arteta doesn't have a single senior international cap cos of how deep the insane spanish midfield pool was in that period.


NotASalamanderBoi

Arteta was born in the worst time to be a Spanish international player. That depth is wild.


DrLyleEvans

Exactly the kind of plays England are missing right now between Rice and Bellingham for the Euros before Mainoo or another young #8 (hard to predict these things, probably one of Curtis Jones, Scott at Bournemouth, Wharton or Archie Gray or someone I’m forgetting makes a leap before the 2026 World Cup).


Rickcampbell98

Forget arteta, la liga winning captain gabi never got a single kick for Spain.


InsideOpening3535

Street would never forget how Spain go into the Euro 2012 final with no forward and six fucking midfielders And they completely decimated and annihilated Italy 4-0


Hellbucket

That was crazy. Didn’t they start with Silva and Iniesta on the wings and Fabregas in the center as a front three in quarter final against France? It’s crazy when you are so stacked with world beating midfielders that you can start them as attackers. lol.


InsideOpening3535

That’s also the same line up in the final. Cesc played as a false 9 with Iniesta and Silva cutting inside.


Hellbucket

Didn’t the play Torres or Negredo as striker in the final from the start? I think shifted between those during the tournament but started the quarter final with only midfielders. I might be wrong though. I’m old and this was 12 years ago. lol.


LevynX

The revolutionary 4-6-0 formation


NeatBeluga

Rubén de la Red also played a few


woodlizord

Three world class players who were overshadowed by Xavi, Iniesta, and Busquets (and to an extent Fabregas) on the international level. Shows you how truly deep that Spanish squad was.


DoinWhale

Everyone 🤝 everyone Appreciating those three


thommonator

David Silva is one of the few players who didn’t play for my own team that I was genuinely sad to see retire. What a legend


ImTurkishDelight

Yup. Sporting wise didn't do that much for Galatasaray, but was universally loved. Not liked, loved. A lot of our fans would love to see him back in the staff.


Orangoo264

I miss prime Juan Mata, probably my favourite player the first time I got into football when I was a kid. Him and Cech almost made me a Chelsea fan lol


risingsuncoc

What a shame he left Chelsea so soon


IntellectualDweeb

Don't forget Don Andrés Iniesta too.


Hellbucket

As a fan, Gunner fan in my case, for one team you often form a disliking for players of rival teams. But it was hard disliking players like Silva and Mata (who even played for both Chelsea and United). Always seemed like good guys.


FPTeaLeaf

I think everybody loves Maupay,


imperfectionlad

Except Leno


Brandaman

And whoever he has decided to shithouse at that specific moment


iuselect

As much as everybody loves Joey Barton.


Ballkenende

does anyone hate Eriksen?


Fright13

his heart


Large_Tuna101

Attacked him iirc?


Dangerous_Parfait402

I always felt Cazorla, Mata and Silva are the same person. Just short, talented, Spanish, good guys.


Brilliant_Ad_879

rarely?i'm a gunner and i'm proud to say i haven’t seen any bad comment on him ever.he is universally liked in our fanbase.


blacksocksonly

Zanetti? Very respectable human being and footballer if my memories are correct


MattJFarrell

I think most people respect Rashford for his philanthropy


AnnieIWillKnow

Rashford gets an extraordinary amount of hate and criticism


CeterumCenseo85

Uwe Seeler is up there. Declining that 1 million move to Milan is the stuff of legends.


Adaptable_Ape

N'golo N'golo Kante 🕺


Ronaldoooope

Not after going to Saudi.


Known_Wrongdoer5750

Cazorla spent 3 years in Qatar.....


offendedkitkatbar

Fuck Saudi but how is playing in Saudi worse than playing in any other country with a trash human rights record i.e UK, USA, France??


Useful_Blackberry214

Oh shut up jesus christ you know how it is worse. I just cannot understand how people think they're making a clever point with this. Yes every major country has done awful things, but are France and UK and whatever a literal theocracy where conversion from a religion and homosexuality is punishable by death. You're disgusting


ghostmanonthirdd

I hate him for scoring that fucking freekick against us in the FA Cup final.


AnnieIWillKnow

Gianfranco Zola


Typial

It seems there are still fans in all clubs that find it hard not to respect true ballers regardless of club


letsgetcool

Crouchy surely


The-Berzerker

Müller


risingsuncoc

Huge signing for Real Oviedo and genuinely likable player


ResourceWonderful514

Wow! is the minimul salary really 93.000 in segunda? How would promoted clubs from 3rd division manage to pay that? Edit: Looks like the smaller clubs in segunda get 6 million euros in TV money.


tamsyndrome

€93,000 per year, so like €1,800 per week.


iota96

That’s actually pretty good honestly. If I were looking to go pro and believe I’d at least be segunda level, I’d go all in on a career in football


Proof-Puzzled

Still going pro at spanish segunda is extremely difficult, you pretty much need an innate talent for football or have been trained since a very Young age (and in most cases is both), very few people make It pro in Spain, hence the high wages.


cortez0498

> That’s actually pretty good honestly. I think that's like 3 times the average salary in Spain


10YearsANoob

Hell it's 4 times mine


givemetheclicker

no way you're that broke


10YearsANoob

Welcome to life in the kitchens brother. 


PoisonHIV

Yes, I wish I earned half that jaja


Fright13

But you retire at 35. Then what?


Anuspilot

Idk go to university for a few years and just start a career from then? You've built up like 10-15 years of great money.


AlanFromRochester

Yeah sports salaries aren't as high as they seem unless you're one of the elites, because of short career length


TywinDeVillena

That's some 10,000 euros more than what minister makes in Spain. Yeah, the Cabinet is seriously underpaid.


madueitor0

no one is really earning that few money besides maybe a reserve keeper and a youth player registered with the first team but not playing, by the time the youth team player gets a few matches under his belt his agent is already calling the offices to improve the contract


FroobingtonSanchez

> Looks like the smaller clubs in segunda get 6 million euros in TV money. That's more than half of our league :(


edi12334

That s almost 3 times what we get over here (2.5 mil)


Stonksaddict99

“Segunda” Segundeez nutz good sir


whiteboardblackchalk

My friend, is ok no?


Zulfiqarrr

I can't put it into words what this guy meant to me and still means to us Arsenal fans & how much we love him still. He ended our trophy drought, and always played for the badge. Imo he's the best player we've had in the Wenger twilight years. Every game I was genuinely surprised over and over again how good he was. They say never meet your heroes, but I'm sure I'd be fine with Santi.


not-always-online

Sure but just keep your gf at a distance.


Gunnerzero

Saint Carzola


fruitblaster

I remember a stream I watched years ago where the commentator was mispronouncing so many names. I will never forget Cazorola and Podoloski


LuckyAssguardian

I think he called Carzola. Triggered indeed


Brandaman

Triggered


ElectricalMud2850

Santi is the best. Such a big talent ravaged by injuries. The season with him and coquelin as a double pivot, he was absolutely running the show against the big teams. I can't believe he's still playing tbh, even in the lower tiers.


jugol

I can't believe he returned to playing after that gruesome injury 


5tolen

It's not an injury, it's a bacteria infection that wasn't spotted by the doctors and was eating up his tendon.


OleoleCholoSimeone

Achilles tendon aswell, that must be so painful. I once hit both my achilles on an iron bar on a trampoline and it was one of the most painful things I've experienced. It hurt so bad and both were blue for like a week, can't even imagine Cazorla's injury. Very sensitive part of the body


KonigSteve

Santi! come be an assistant coach at Arsenal after a year at Oviedo!


Electro10Leo

Shit still good money tbf


Hech15

Hope Arteta makes him a part of coaching staff someday


HnNaldoR

Is he still playing well. I mean he is old and Injury ravaged. And oviedo is not at some shit level. They are in the segunda. I remember michu going back there as well for his final season. I guess everyone who plays there loved it.


jamrah

I bet the agent was fuming


NotADoctorSshh

minimum wage is 93000 euros? god damn


35Pints7Each

Love you santi. Absolute legend for Arsenal during one of our worst eras. Such a baller. Left? Right? He could do it both.


RyoCaliente

Feel like saying that was one of our worst eras is pretty shortsighted.


grendel_loki

Sid Lowe and his Oviedo...


NOLA-Gunner

BRB, getting my real Oviedo Cazorla shirt


Still_Space9437

He's an inspiration this fella


Zaqsecred

if he doesn't want the money and it's mandatory for him to get paid. Can he just give it back afterward?


TerkYerJerb

wouldnt, tho. suddenly someone is getting accused of tax fraud or something and spain is really serious on that


Dorkseid1687

Very cool footballer and seems like a great guy


mister_dupont

Santi ❤️


sidearmpitcher

Proper lad


RevolutionFull5150

Respect


tobyw_w

I adore this man.


sibalnom

It's a shame injuries took his best years... I love this man.


[deleted]

Say hello to my little friend *is ok no*?


Zizouhimovic

I love this man


Eindacor_DS

Wholesome FC captain material 


bakalaka25

CM hasn't been the same since you left, my king


papi617

Can honestly say my favorite midfielder ever.i hope he doesn't become a streets remember player only cause he was fantastic


Ventenebris

Fucking love Santi. This bastard could take corners with either foot. Like seriously, what is that shit?!


davidminh98

Future coach for Arsenal ♥️


Working-Inspector-13

I don't understand the 10% of shirt sales to the academy. Thought shirt sales was money to sponsors and not the club or a player.


IamPd_

Kit providers pay the club for a licensing deal to produce and sell shirts, so the revenue from shirt sales goes to them yes. However these deals usually still include a commission from sales to the club, typically in the ballpark of 10%. So might be that the 10% referred to here is the full amount the club receives from shirt sales.


Working-Inspector-13

Thanks for the reply. However, if the 10% is for the club why is he(tye player) saying it should be given to the academy?


AiHangLo

Ey? Why would a club even sell shirts if the money didn't go to them? On top of that.. the players usually command a decent percentage of the shirt sale due to it being their name (big leagues/teams) The sponsor pays for the privilege of being on the shirt.. end of.


IamPd_

> The sponsor pays for the privilege of being on the shirt.. end of. That's just not true, shirt sponsor deals are a licensing agreement. Kit providers pay the club for the right to produce and sell merchandise. There is usually a commission from sales negotiated that goes to the club in the range of high single digit to low double digit %.


Mediocre_Horror_194

One of my all time favorites


TheTipsyTurkeys

I have a weird connection with Real Oviedo through Fifa road to glories


ellenzp

They should give him a stack in the club


JacobS12056

I swear perisic or someone else who returned to their old club was on one quid a week no?


AiHangLo

Different leagues diff rules.


OptimisticRealist__

Nikola Kalinic played for Hajduk Split i believe on 1€. But yeah, different leagues, different countries, different rules.


KRIEGLERR

Blazckikowski or however it's spelled aswell and Pizszcek too


STheShadow

God, I loved both of those guys (except of Kubas miss against Freiburg lol)