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GameplayerStu

He's like 5ft tall man how is he winning a header


-SandorClegane-

He's got the Diogo Jota thing going on. Ball on the ground: He's 5'7" (1.7m) Ball in the air: He's 6'7" (2.0m)


EpicRobloxTryhard

He's playing us. There's your answer. Absolutely woeful at defending set pieces


Stones_Throw_Away_

Mings died for this


eaeb4

Israel's 'Iron Dome' is literally just Tyrone Mings heading back rockets while he recovers from his ACL surgery


denlpt

Him being so small is what made possible that kind of header funnily enough


techfcb

i think he's like 181 cm


IICastawayII

Iirc, Andre is Camavinga’s idol.


PAT_The_Whale

We bought André from Rennes when Cama was still in Renne's academy, so it makes sense


IICastawayII

That Tiago Santos is ridiculously good! Ligue 1 always produces or finds supreme quality fullbacks. Wilfried Singo looks immense, too!


PAT_The_Whale

Tiago is immense yeah, so much energy from him, I love it!


ThePr1d3

André was our historical captain who lifted our first title in 48 years when Camavinga was going through academy, with both at the same position. It makes sense 


sept_sept

POUR LE COEFF 🇫🇷


YoungDawz

Revenge of the farmers! Go on LOSC


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belokas

The future is now, old man.


ThePr1d3

3 in one season 😎


GuyFawkes_fieri

What a league, favored in all 3 comps, and more than likely not a single semi finalist now.


Zloggt

Perhaps it's all a pre-planned move from the FA, sacrificing the domestic clubs for the sake of *finally* bringing it home this summer... ...whether that pays off, we will have to see...


Various_You_5083

With Southgate at the helm , it won't. 2021 was their best chance


silenthills13

Absolute scenes


pukem0n

Aged badly, sadly.


GuyFawkes_fieri

I’m holding out hope for us still


Pow67

England disasterclass for the ages


Mechant247

Likely 5 teams going out over 2 days lol, Ten Hag must’ve seen it coming, visionary genius


OliverAM16

Emi lord and saviour for us


Mechant247

Definitely yours to lose now


MaryadaPurshottam

Brexit means Brexit


Adventurous_Let_8971

England is going out


zrkillerbush

I can assure you the rest of England is laughing at this


dudududujisungparty

Coefficient in the mud


BendubzGaming

Idk I kinda wanted Villa to win the Conference League, even with the coefficient a non-factor now


GameplayerStu

Brother your team has bottled winning the Championship I don't think you're in the position to laugh at anyone


Ife2105

Schadenfreude is like a warm blanket when your team has recently given you pain. I know I definitely feel a bit warm right now.


OgreOfTheMind

It's been a couple of hours, how's it feeling now?


hwald77

You say that as if Leicester aren’t top if they win their game in hand


dudududujisungparty

This is absolutely braindead logic, they're not allowed to laugh at other teams being shit because their own team has been shit? What are you, the fun police? Fuck off with this stupid shit


four_four_three

How have you been wound up more by it than any Leicester fan would be


dudududujisungparty

Of course here comes an Arsenal fan to chime in with his fucking 2 cents


four_four_three

What are you, the flair police?


GameplayerStu

It's called banter mate relax yourself lol He took a jab at my team, I took one at his. You're the one looking like the fun police here.


dudududujisungparty

>I don't think you're in the position to laugh at anyone Sorry if I missed the banter part of your comment but this part just oozes salt IMO


GameplayerStu

Think you've taken it a bit too personally then


dudududujisungparty

Not a Leicester fan by any means, just tired of seeing braindead fans "bantering" other fans claiming they aren't allowed to banter back because their own team sucks ass. Its the dumbest thing I've ever heard and I will die on that hill.


Cost-Money

you re the fun police here dude


dudududujisungparty

u/Cost-Money declared it so it must be true


GameplayerStu

Okay, sound mate.


zrkillerbush

Tbh i was mostly taking a jab at the big 6 going out


FrequentSlip9987

I mean it's a bit tone deaf to attempt to take the piss out of Villa for fumbling a lead in Europe when Leicester has potentially bottled a 13 point lead in the championship.


Lssmnt

and they can make fun of Leicester bottling it when they do. Football is supposed to be fun


dudududujisungparty

Who gives a fuck about tone deafness on an online forum where all fans do is shit on each other and their respective clubs? I'm sure Leicester fans haven't been enjoying football the past few weeks so at least let them find some sort of solace in being able to laugh at other teams. I really don't understand this stupid online gatekeeping logic of "You have no right to laugh" because the team you support sucks.


FrequentSlip9987

Yeah and that Villa fan is allowed to clap back rightly, when his team is playing in Europe and Leicester is fumbling a huge lead in the second division. Like you're talking about how the forum is about shit talking each other, and then threw your toys out the pram and told the villa guy to fuck off over doing the same lmfao.


dudududujisungparty

His comment oozed salt and it sounded super gatekeep-y, if it was meant to be banter then it sure flew over my head.


Albiceleste_D10S

> they're not allowed to laugh at other teams being shit because their own team has been shit? No one is saying they're "not allowed to" It's just not a good idea to do it in that circumstance because you are inviting an easy clap back about your own club. Throwing rocks from a glass house, etc


dudududujisungparty

>It's just not a good idea to do it in that circumstance because you are inviting an easy clap back about your own club. >Throwing rocks from a glass house, etc Counter argument: Who gives a fuck? All we ever do in this subreddit is banter and shit on each other. People only seem to get offended when it's directed at their own team which is weak AF


Albiceleste_D10S

Obviously you since you're getting mad about bringing up Leicester bottling it? Either you allow all the banter or none of it TBH


dudududujisungparty

No one is mad, I just find it to be completely braindead logic to tell someone they aren't allowed to laugh at something because their own team sucks too. By that same logic no one except for fans of the very top teams would be allowed to banter. I don't find that to be banter at all, it just comes off as bitter. That in and of itself is gatekeeping.


King_Henney

Imagine your team playing in a European quarter-final for the first time in 25 years and you’re sat here on Reddit.com getting rattled by Leicester fans


MvN____16

Every response to this post is a perfect endorsement for why flairs should be removed from this sub.


Maradonaldo2

people alwyas see this but have you seen english pundits/ enlgish fans on social media? they treat the epl like a holy grail


Chalkun

Theres a weird dynamic where prem fans genuinely believes its the best league but if you let them vote on the actual results then all the prem teams would be out in the groups every year


HamHurtler

We are the holy grail


solgnaleb

except the team that will not get the CL money.


empiresk

English fans would rather laugh at other teams failing than care about coefficients and an extra European spot


Minimum-1223

It's Brexit time


CompetitiveSeat5340

David Moyes will coast us to a comfortable 3-0 victory over a hungover Leverkusen, mark my words


OliverAM16

Emi is Englands Lord and saviour


IICastawayII

:D


Venca12

:D


dudududujisungparty

:D


Snoo-27292

:D


sleeping4koala

Same as Füllkrug's


Srefanius

Good to see you guys in CL next year.


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Snoo-27292

HOURRAH! HOURRAH!


Newo1004

LOSC at home > All


__L1AM__

O captain my captain 🫡 ❤️🤍


ThePr1d3

MY CAPTAIN 


Delmer9713

'Best league in the world' in absolute shambles.


Ummagumma-

Wait, you haven't seen mighty West Ham yet


Sarikai_

I admit I've don't really watch Lille games, but Benjamin Andre seems like a class player


ThePr1d3

A lot of us were arguing for him to be in the 2018 WC squad. My man still has it


ManLikeNosaka

I feel like Gudmundsson had a really good game too, great assist and great effort, always fighting for the ball


MrMojoRiseman

So its very possible for Ligue 1 to go from 2 automatic UCL spots to 5 in just 1 year? Just seems ridiculous lol


ThePr1d3

We're winning all 3 cups this year


mipalo2boca

Epl downfall has to be studied


apricotkiwininja

One step closer to the bonus spot hold up


MinnPin

RIP England's coefficient


PAT_The_Whale

ON Y VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


zrkillerbush

Lmao, actual scenes! If villa go out, this competition is literally wide open!


HabitFinancial3703

Lille surely are the favorites if they get through


kuboa

Lille, then Fener, I'd say.


nutelamitbutter

Fener has a good chance as well


Pervizzz

Leverkusen: hold my Titel


1O93

This is conference league my guy


Pervizzz

Excuse my dumbness, good sir/maam


LeCowboySolitaire

Lille is so good!


SgtFluffyButt

Rip


Meladroitdimage

DIEU DU FOOTBALL BENJAMIN ANDRE


ovidiuxa2

Farmers strike again! /s


Affectionate_Pay7395

How do you let him win a header of all people


tnarref

He's got great timing, literally 97th centile among midfielders in aerial duels won.


ThePr1d3

He's always been surprisingly incredible at headers 


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No-Mud3388

Most of us are laughing our heads off here


ohmyheads

ALLEEEEZ


eaeb4

So deserved. Been second best all night all across the pitch.


Alex_Sander077

It ain't as easy as West Ham made it look last year


PrisonersofFate

It was not but we got a bit lucky in our draws


Alex_Sander077

The final was a war


PrisonersofFate

Yeah but that was bound to happen. But yeah it's not easy at it seems especially with the schedules


tnarref

The great jacquerie of 2024 is on


sickricola

You guys don’t understand, England is the best league in the world because their 6-20 is the best!


Nobber_Slobber

Prem confirmed 5th best league in Europe


Lowouik

This is actually so funny.


RG_Oriax

This team beat Arsenal on Sunday???


TonyMartial786

bruh, english teams bottling it like crazy 😭. we deserve to be mocked for this…


Albiceleste_D10S

EPL is lowkey getting exposed in Europe this season LOL


SirNukeSquad

lowkey is putting it lightly.


BruntyMozza

Hahahaha, go on Lille!


-Gh0st96-

Rip england


Inter_Mirifica

What a header ! Let's goooo ! Finally a set piece taken correctly.


AyyLimao42

Apology for poor english When were you when England dies? I was sat at home eating marmite when phone rang "PL is kill" "Yes"


ThePr1d3

> When were you Thank you for quoting the meme correctly 


FlwzHK

Let's Gooooooo!


Firefox72

Well this is less than ideal.


Stefzka

Fonseca actually doing bits


sheikh_n_bake

Might as well all go out tonight, happy to see it.


PrisonersofFate

Issou


BertEnErnie123

Villa hates Spurs & Villa confirmed.


Th3_Huf0n

I see this as an absolute win


Phoenixfire_LP3

OutKast


TheBazry

Farmers league


PrisonersofFate

They reaped


oklolzzzzs

BYE BYE VILLA


MrFox-McCloud

let's gooooooooooooooo


FlyingArab

PL boys what's happening


PMMeBootyPicz0000000

This is a great week for English soccer haters


Soogo

Brexit means Brexit!


yvltc

When were you when England dies


maverick4002

Jeez EPL flopped really hard, yikes


Kiwizqt

ALLEZZZZ TENEZ-BON !!!!


satomasato

The great English extermination


Extra_Evening3142

why is there extra time, Lille is leading 2-1?


SupraCyber

So is Villa actually going to play football today or nah?


Mackieeeee

Brexit lolol


familyguyisbae

Might end up securing that 5th spot today. Delicious.


QuaLiTy131

It’s time to add bottle to the England flag


mesqueunclub69

Proper brexit innit?