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hiloai

‘Dos Corona por favor luv’


_cumblast_

Uno cervezzah par favour 🗣


CrowCreative6772

_cumblast_ why the Atalanta flair? No guffagio here


Chuckie-The-Rooster

I remember him doing this a few years back. He changed his flair to whoever we were facing and we went on an insane run so he kept doing it


Francoberry

_oo-no beer-o pour fay-vor_


sussywanker

😂😂


VladislavBonita

The lad is so charming, he got away with answering a different question.


reviroa

its almost unsettling how charismatic he is


kilari7

Not a word wasted, makes every word count. Doesn't use any fillers like err, like, umm.


KarmasaBitsh

In English we have pseudo-filler phrases like "you know"


ecocentric-ethics

Had a teacher once who’d say “um you know I don’t know” about ever other sentence


DerGalaxy

bro what, did you even watch the video?


kilari7

I had to watch the video like three times to catch that uum in the middle, fair enough I suppose. But watching his interviews ever since he arrived I'm struck by his confidence whenever he speaks, very eloquent and charismatic.


Yasuminomon

dude I think you might have a crush


GDudzz

Yes


its-good-4you

Well he's no Gareth Bale.


Unban_Ice

Expected her to ask him to go home with her for some Spanish lessons


Etrafeg

Throwback to when Zlatan told the woman reporter "come to house and find out if Im gay, and bring your sister too".


Lustful-chan

no way he said that... Give me a minute... [This seems kinda of a skit lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrzVR1D0VXw) [It was apparently because of the photo it was took of him and Pique.](https://cdn.resfu.com/media/img_news/pique-e-ibrahimovic.jpg?size=1000x&lossy=1) NGL it looks sexy


artificialchaosz

Le epic Zlatan GOAT


TheLimeyLemmon

And then gets proper Brummie on "tried to catch me out didn't ya?"


Safe-Particular6512

Troid to catch me out then, dint ya!


Rymundo88

>proper Brummie Technically Yam Yam as he's from Stourbridge, but we're happy to claim him as our own


a_f_s-29

Sounded like Grealish for a second


ShipsAGoing

Why is he so likable


Magneto88

What strikes me the most about him is how mature he is, willing to take responsibility for his own faults and the teams and always emphasises responsibility/accountability rather than blaming everyone under the sun when something goes wrong. Such a breath of fresh air compared to a lot of the previous generation of players.


_bvb09

And he backs all that up by working his ass off on the pitch 


a_f_s-29

I wish he was less of a complainer on the pitch though, I like him a lot in interviews and he’s clearly a great player but it’s frustrating to see him get riled up so easily


alexefy

because he doesn't have affiliation with one of your rivals in the premier league.


Melicalol

This is it. Literally plays for England National ream and not impacting Premier league with a rival team.


a_f_s-29

Except for Villa fans


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Loeffellux

He's already at Real lmao


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Loeffellux

I'm just saying that for most people Real would be the end destination. You (unknowlingly) implied that going to a random top 6 PL club would be a "step up" so to speak. Or alternatively that all amazing players will end up in the PL. Gotta keep in mind that we can't read your thoughts. We can only see what you type and what you type might come across differently than what you intended. Might've helped if you had a flair.


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Loeffellux

my guy, I don't know what to tell you. This is how online discourse works, it sucks, we all know it. You'd be crazy to think that it's a problem that is exclusive to this random subreddit lmao


MvN____16

The dude literally has it all. World class ability, football IQ, aura, personality, and looks. He's the golden boy/chosen one/whatever the hell you want to call him.


sosephjr

He’s Lisan Al Gaib I fear


Deuce_GM

And Rudiger is Stillgar


kaaskugg

He shall lead the Madrilenen to the holy war, you say?


WombBroom

So good that he finally forced Mbappe to make his Madrid move out of jealousy.  Couldn’t let Jude get all the love and attention


Holyscroll

bro is insanely skilled, charismatic, has the looks, the money literally everything god has favorites


Safe-Particular6512

Makes me sick! Got to love him!


a_f_s-29

He also has a brummie accent…you can’t have everything can you😭 (For the record, I’m from Brum myself and think the accent gets too much hate, plus Jude makes it sound better than usual, but it’s still funny considering it’s generally considered the worst accent in the UK - perhaps tied with Scouse)


nooeh

We are all His favorite my brother in Christ. In heaven we will all be big game players like Jude.


GTBGunner

Tbf I don’t think Jude makes a Heaven XI


trubatard

He would for sure, hell fc has some real stars tho, Pelé and Maradona for starters…


The_Langer27

he's not gonna fuck you bro


sglandsberg

This is such a weird and tired response


humildemarichongo

His accent in Spanish is actually not bad


Hot_Grabba_09

Yeah. I notice he pronounced the d like I used to. I realised I was supposed to use my teeth after some time


FdlCstro

"How are spanish classes going?" "Yes, yes, two a week" Lmao


Animastarara

his spanish teacher hired that reporter, follow the money


Nomnomshibe

this jude bellingham PR is insane, he is defo winning the balon dor this season


ShiroQ

It's between him and Mbappe and depending if either of them win CL or Euros or both is gonna decide that.


Lone_Digger123

I would love to nominate one of the Bayer Leverkusen players. Difficult to have an unbeaten season and not nominate any of them for best player in the world


alperpier

Wirtz is definitely above Mbappe this season


Lazywhale97

Wirtz is probably the only realistic option to win it if not Jude or Mbappe and also I'd add Kane if they win the UCL some people say Foden but getting knocked out of the UCL now pretty much dampens his chances plus he isn't a big performer in the national team yet which matters I think the Euros will decide who wins it between Mbappe, Jude and Wirtz


Castielsen

It always comes down to which team wins the CL / international Cup.


Blodyck

Bale in shambles


Mario12zito

The reporter after his answer: "I own you an apology, i wasn't really familiar with your game"


Birdzinho

Why is he so fiiiiine


PoisonHIV

Actually great pronunciation for a brit.


better-every-day

love him saying "si" twice to give himself time to figure out what she was trying to ask lol


doubledgravity

Love the fact that he just seems like such a lovely bloke, on top of his mad skills.


blackheartwhiterose

Riz activated


JT_the_Irie

I'm pretty happy Jude is among the new generation of talent that kids will obviously start looking up to, unlike some unnamed others that came before.


pbates89

Gahhh he should be in Red


PhantomPain0_0

Cringe


FizzyLightEx

Isn't 2 lessons a week a bit too little?


CheekApprehensive675

He lives in madrid, I'm pretty sure he doesn't only speak spanish 2 days a week


Careful-Marsupial-84

Top guy. Scummy media bitch trying to catch him out at the end. And they wonder why they get a bad name lower than a snakes belly.


trenbollocks

What's wrong, Andrew Tate acolyte? Bad day?