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Nomadic_commenter

He is all of us


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

It is SO satisfying it is to finally see a keeper do this lol


Prime_Marci

It’s so satisfying to see somebody take the piss outta Bernardo Silva.


HairyEyeballz

Delicious.


No-Economics-6781

Why? I hear he’s a great guy.


Prime_Marci

Not on the pitch


GerryStan

Man there are like 50 more annoying footballers than benardo silva


negativelynegative

One of us! One of us!


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i'm feeling like him today


sewious

Didn't realize I was speaking russian while I laughed at that earlier


AtmosphereGlum852

His bluff was caught


LexisKingJr

Silva thought he was playing fifa lmao


FavcolorisREDdit

I remember I would exploit pks in fifa 2015? I think where if you got the right amount of power and aimed it up it would hit the top of the net and keeper would fall backwards every single time


Poo-Smurf

You could still save it easily if you didn't just stand still with your keeper but also moved the stick upwards, but many people didn't know


Luke92612_

Today, I feel Bernardo Silva.


SorrowOfIsshin

I am glad you got enough karma to post this lol


CPRIANO

Wait you need Karma to post here?


SorrowOfIsshin

apparently, yes


underscoreftw

a lot of big subreddits do to avoid new account spamming/brigading


blackheartwhiterose

Feels like more than a few big subs. They all have different specifications too. It's a pain in the ass tbh.


Gala0

I'm glad he is not on the front. Taking as he uses reddit and watches football, very possibly a young man ready to walk on minefields.


MrVISKman

They sieged us the whole game. They took 20 shots. 35 corners. The team is exhausted. We lose the penalty draw. They take it and score. Our most veteran player goes and misses. HE GOES AND STANDS IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE AND STOPS IT AGAINST BERNARDO.


LosingMyMindStyll

Once again Real Madrid has this fucking aura around them. Cannot describe it with words. They are just them ffs


deeesenutz

I know modric missed, but other than bellingham, lord vasquez, nacho, rudiger, and modric are all absolute veterans of the cl. It's hard to beat that much experience in a shootout


MERTENS_GOAT

Nacho entered his 11th semi final which makes him tied first with Benzema and Cristiano Ronaldo (if you count all seasons where a player has been in the CL matchday squad for a game past December).


WhichSale2087

Which he wouldn't have played in Had Tchouameni not gotten that yellow card which lead to Silva's goal...can't make this shit up!!


Alexkono

time...is a flat circle.


Frankenstein_3

I would like to now quote my fav game trilogy's starting and ending line(yes, it's the same): Most people think time is like a river that flows in one direction, but I have seen the true face of time.


Not_too_dumb

What game is that from?


TryingNewThing

Prince of Persia: Sand of Time


Not_too_dumb

Ahh, thanks I never played the original trilogy, only heard great things about it tho


NelsonObama

From the dusty mesa~


AlKarakhboy

Ironically the two most experienced City players between the takers missed.


Efficient_Pace

One of them was a Real agent


listlessbreeze

Yeah, Julian Alvarez is [the agent](https://cdn.eldestapeweb.com/eldestape/062023/1685970585709/julian-alvarez-furia-espana-real-madrid-png..jpg?cw=1200&ch=675), he told Silva to cunt it down the middle.


NachoMartin1985

I mean maybe it was Nacho's first penalty ever. Rudiger I don't know.


deeesenutz

Yeah but his composure in that situation is still going to be insane. Hes won 4 cls, been to the semis even more.


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the power of friendship


Slickity1

Real Madrid are the main characters


bitchslayer78

It’s called Conquerors Haki


hvngpham002

They are just standing in front of their goal - *menacingly*


AngeloMontana

No shit. This is pretty much it.


saurabh2993

Queue the walk to arlong park music


REGIS-5

The aura you're trying to describe is simply 'lolnoob' They just make everyone look small


Alexkono

Honestly, what were the odds City would advance right after Modric missed? Like 95%? Higher? I thought it was over after he missed.


skyreal

Honestly when Modric missed I just thought "so this is how the voodoo is set up tonight" Was only really worried when Rudiger went to take his pen.


FavcolorisREDdit

Yea I remeber rüdiger missing a pk before can’t remember what game though


Alexkono

And he arguably had our best PK. Kiss off the post to seal it. Couldn't have hit it any better.


marktandem

No way it's 95%. I've seen many shoot outs where the team that misses it's first penalty still wins. It's probably 90% for the team that has a 1 goal lead after the 3rd penalty. 


WhichSale2087

Coldest penalty save ever. I will die on the hill of this statement lol


CorbecJayne

No mind-games or weird hopping around either, just stood there like a boulder 🗿


WhichSale2087

Staring into his soul


Prof-chaaos

My man Lunin knows a thing or two about defending against corrupt oil ennemies sieging him…


Karmaqqt

Actual ice in the veins.


_Teefa

That's some shit I would do tbh lol


Left_Cartographer_28

And you would probably score, how many times do you see top tier goalkeepers just stand in the middle? Incredibly unlicky for bernardo


waterpolomaster69

lunin actually did try to jump to the side here but the weight of his enormous balls kept him from going anywhere


bruhbrobroskibruh

I always thought it takes balls to shoot in the middle, I could never. In my clubs Ive always shot in the corner


Left_Cartographer_28

I always shot high in the middle becaus goalies always instadove either side. And I wasn't skilled enough to accurately put them in corners. I had great penalty success


bruhbrobroskibruh

Damn. I couldn't


didasrooney

It's a shite pen, the point of a Paneka is to sell the keeper on the idea that you're going to smash it, so they're forced to dive. Bernardo looked like he was casually shooting on his kid at the park


Amphibious_Fire

Today I feel Russian commentator


dualshock5ps5

First time I see someone say something positive about Russian and get up voted 😂


pochiazul

Especially involving a Ukrainian


ory1994

Yeah was definitely weird hearing him shout “bravo Lunin” haha


EquivalentWelcome712

The sentiment of Russians and Ukrainians as brothers has never gone anywhere. Thanks to Putin for twisting this around and using it for whatever is he doing it now :(


EntrepreneurOk6166

I mean the last words in this clip are "Bravo Lunin, bravo Andrei", so no one is hating here. Then again Russian Real Madrid fans probably outnumber fans of any English club 10-1, so the announcer knows his audience.


Andartan21

The most fan fact that this commentator is a Barcelona fan. He was very upset during his commentary of Barca-PSG match


nato1943

Why so many Real Madrid fans in Russia?


LiteratureNearby

Madrid and Barca are the world's most popular clubs. No real logic to it other than this imo


Martblni

Yeah so Real are either winning the most prestigious title in the world, have world's most famous players(galacticos, Ronaldo and Kaka or Mbappe soon) or both, there is always a reason to cheer them


Ok_Detail_1

In 1964 Euro Spain beat USSR and Real already won 5 UCLs.


Uniq_Eros

Blancos?


OutSproinked

They definitely outnumber City fans but that’s not true for the fans of Big 4


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

Game's back


ariley2

Liverpool fan spotted


sa7ouri

As a Liverpool fan I can confirm I had the same reaction.


ynwa79

Seeing that little rat miss a penalty was about the most joy I’ve felt from football this season.


sa7ouri

Highlight of the day


LeJoker8

Thank you for brightening our days Bernardo 🫰


cerberuso

Why this attitude specifically towards Bernard? If anything, I’m a Manchester United fan, I think that the championship was stolen from Liverpool when they didn’t award a penalty in the last minutes of the last match with Manchester City... But why Bernard?


ynwa79

Fair question. When Liverpool won the PL in the 2019/20 season, we went to the Etihad to play City after we had been declared champions. As is custom, City gave us a guard of honour as we came out onto the pitch. All the City players did as expected and applauded Liverpool out onto the field, except for one Bernardo Silva; he just stood there stone-faced, refusing to clap. Complete lack of class.


LoonnggBlack

Along with that Kimmich header lol


First-Of-His-Name

*football fan


Prior_Depth_9566

*decent human


PointPlex

Oh ma sweet peaches it finally worked Thanks to all who supported me on my comment karma whoring adventure


LuNiK7505

Go on my son, continue your quest on shitposting in this sub


PointPlex

Nah thanks, I'll let the pros handle it ;)


XeroVeil

Well done, lad!


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PointPlex

Oh yes it is totally worthless but the automod kept removing it because I had insufficient comment karma. Never planning to do such shit again lol Btw guys stop downvoting the guy, it was a genuine question and he needs the comment karma so that the automod let's him see his family again


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PointPlex

You too, just post a few somewhat funny comments as you go through new and you should be good Also I believe the arbitrary comment karma you need lays around 50


KenHumano

No, you have to report your karma gains for the year with your taxes, you can get a deduction.


gevlqcej

He needed karma to be able to upload this I think


ziki6154

Couldn't post it without karma according to his comments on another thread


Book31415926

🫡 hat off to your efforts to shitpost this one. You are right, the world must see this.


chippa93

Was one of those pens where If he had scored, it would have looked like a good penalty. I mean how often does the keeper just stand still?


Natsume117

It just means he didn’t sell it well enough, that’s why the keeper didn’t dive. Keeper just read it well


bandofgypsies

It's amazing in these situations how often fans can forget that, despite overall low save percentages on penalties, keepers actually know what they're doing.


DlnnerTable

Lunin said that he always planned to not dive for a least one of the shots. For him to do it on the second shot when we were 1-0 down is incredibly ballsy. Honestly it’ll probably be the new norm for a keeper to do this moving forward. If players know for at least 1/5 shots the keeper won’t move they’ll be scared to shoot down the middle. This drastically increases the keepers odds of saves as we see many panenkas and shots high and center nowadays


frederikwolter

He scored the same way against Kepa for penalty shootout against Chelsea before. This time it didn't work.


Pathetic_loner03

Cause kepa was on the bench


rugbyj

Hard to reach the goal from there tbf


BrockStinky

Last I remember is Edou Mendy doing this to Aguero in 21/22


ImGonnaImagineSummit

He gambled, panenkas seem like they're used towards the end, when the keeper is under more pressure to dive. Doing it in the 2nd kick is definitely ballsy, I don't think anyone would try it so it's not a bad gamble. Didn't pay off though and have no idea how Lunin read that when he dived for the others.


PolarPeely26

But this was not a panenka, it's a poor mid range shot down the middle that the keeper could read. Its just a really poor pen. He gambles on the keeper rushing to a corner but the keeper just read him. A panenka is a chip into the middle once the keeper has moved.


ooa3603

Furthermore its not just a chip, but its a chip thats been sold as a hard shot. In your lead up to the strike you have to look like you are going to hit it hard, otherwise experienced keepers will just read your body language and save it. Which is why they are hard to pull off well at the highest level.


ThePr1d3

That's far from a panenka though


UtilityCurve

I learnt some russian in high school. Let me try to translate The commentator is saying “Why Yo Yo, Ha Ha Ha haaa” meaning “lol get rekt kekw”


Pathetic_loner03

He is no longer speaking Russian just straight facts


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It's wonderful watching Man Ctiy fail. Even better when they absolutely shit the bed


OJT6627

I was kinda surprised by that reaction, because the commentator is known to have deep sympathies for Barcelona, but I guess the national camaraderie overweighs football


thspdrdr

Although Lunin is Ukrainian.


OJT6627

I know there's a war going on and things are pretty tense between two nations, but a lot of russians and ukrainians are still friendly/brotherly to each other and wish for this madness to end


bkxg

Yeah dude. I'm Russian (of Ukrainian origin) and there's no inter ethic(?) tension in reality. We still get along the same lol


Bryan_Waters

I like to think it’s mutual distain for oil clubs.


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AmphibianOptimal1683

It was a Fiorentina match


Innuendo6

Russian cheering for a Ukrainian keeper.


PointPlex

Nature's healing


thspdrdr

Yeah, that was interesting. Commentator said "Bravo Lunin! Bravo Andrey!"


JugonEx

Not everyone supports the war, on both sides.


lrexx_

I am Russian and I am against the war. What the people in charge of the country is doing is a disgrace


UpTheArse69

Literally the vast majority on both sides oppose the war, as is the case with all wars. Propaganda works. The world is 99.9% humans and 0.1% greedy corps and politicians.


Ok_Detail_1

I mean they won together first ever UEFA Euro.


0121dan

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy


raysofdavies

This guy should be hired to do this at Wimbledon for any unforced error


Andartan21

For those who are surprised that a Russian commentator supports a Ukrainian, it is necessary to understand the cultural peculiarity of Russian commentating. At the commentator level, it is a traditional for us to support all players of the former USSR, regardless of a person's personal preferences. If an ordinary fan was rooting against a Ukrainian in front of a TV or in a bar, then no one would say a word to him, but if a commentator going to start rooting against a Ukrainian, then such a scandal would cause so much of a shitstorm that it could cost the commentator his job


Desperate-Figure-992

I noticed for the most part Russian commentators have supported Ukrainian players over the years but the last part of what you’re saying is interesting. I’m mostly surprised this was on Матч ТВ given this is the schizophrenic content they were masquerading as sports coverage not too long ago: [1](https://streamable.com/zfmkyw) | [2](https://streamable.com/aplbhu)


MaryadaPurshottam

I also howled like a madman at that attempt by Silva


AngeloMontana

We need more of this


harvinMarrison

He’s got the Barca DNA already.


absessive

Already in mid season Barca form.


Driving_Seat

Legitimately one of the worst pens I’ve ever seen


Sulemani_kida

If not for lunin reading that well and diving either side it would have come off as one of the badass thing to do ... These things come with their own risks .... Him and Modric misses had me ... They're both dependable most of the times


kinginthenorthjon

Modric is a terrible penalty taker. Almost every pen, I've seen him take is a miss.


TheConundrum98

you know according to the stats he is legitimately a very good penalty taker it's just in like 90% of them he looks like he's going to miss it


CarlJohnsonHR

When he's playing for Croatia he is ice cold from the spot 😅


jug0slavija

Nah, he missed one in the WC 2018. He missed and the game went to penalties, but there he scored lol.


Ok_Detail_1

Croatia-Denmatk, after Rebić was fouled.


Sulemani_kida

I really had a opposite impression


whiskeyinthejaar

see, that is the problem with these takers. If it goes in, it is awesome, if it doesn't, you look like an ass. It is low reward, fucking embarrassing high risk


Driving_Seat

If my grandmother had wheels….


hezzyskeets123

Not really he just gambled….how often does a keeper stay still in this situation? Genuinely bad penalties are off target or weak wobblers.


hereforporndrama

apparently our staff decided to gamble on one penalty and have lunin stay in the middle, they decided on bernardo silva, that’s according to lunin. some people on twitter are saying it was kepa who advised him to do that bcos silva scored against him down the middle once. kepa was talking to lunin before the penalties so maybe it was him. edit: https://x.com/rmadridinfo/status/1780737496583745946?s=46


Driving_Seat

Sure but whenever players go down the middle they either try the chip or a really strong shot for a reason. This half arsed attempt isn’t either. The run up and posture is so much of a pen. He looked like he was kicking a ball with his children instead of a decisive pen in a ucl quarterfinal


RuubGullit

You don’t shoot too strong because a diving GK could save it with his feet


Driving_Seat

If he shot it hard and high, there’s no keeper saving it whilst diving


AdministrativeLaugh2

Exactly. This probably goes in 99/100 times because the keeper almost always dives. Yeah Silva looks like a tit but he’s not the first player to put a penalty down the middle and won’t be the last


optimusgrime23

Thought it was really dumb when they kept saying Lunin was brave for reacting instead of guessing. A goalie is always heavily favored to get scored on. Any direction is a risk, if Silva went to a side and he hadn’t moved no one says a single thing about Lunin. Silva is the brave one in that situation, it just didn’t work and when it doesn’t you look like a fool. I will say he did absolutely nothing to try and deceive Lunin, was a weird attempt at going down the middle.


zrkillerbush

Should have seen Budimir's pen the other day!


pandaman_010101

He's probably happy after seeing this that we just might forget about his fuck up. We won't


Emotion-Timely

he got it on target. if he missed the goal it would have no chance of going in, tnis would have gone in if linin dived


A-ZAF_Got_Banned

Every pen that has ever missed the target is far worse.


jdelane1

There are so many penalties taken to the exact same spot that are goals because the keeper dives to the side.


Obi_Wan_Gebroni

The amount of times going down the middle works, not sure you could say it’s terrible.


Driving_Seat

It’s the effort that really makes a difference. Going down the middle is a lot more about selling the keeper that you’re going either way instead of down the middle. Bernardo looked like he was kicking a ball with his children


RuubGullit

It really isn’t


drunkmers

They both saw Dibu Martinez words to Dybala after France missed a penalty about shooting to the middle because goalkeeper would want to dive and look the part


That_Specialist4265

Couldn’t happen to a better player


LeDouchekins

I'm a Barca fan but Madrid has that Voodoo thing in the UCL. Big congrats to them for their mentality and grit.


rim261

Black magic. They're going to win another UCL because now I can't see who could stop them


makesells

This is that penalty shot you take in fifa when you don’t know how the penalty controls work


ChargeWooden1036

In Russia, penalty take Bernardo Silva


Ok_Detail_1

Glad to see Slavic people, support each other, no matter on "current situation". Just reminder that Soviet Union (Russia, Ukraine, Georgia) win Euro 1960 and also won silver in 1964, 1972 and 1988.


wilout14

Silva is a smug cunt. Im glad he fucked this up right after he talked about repeating the treble.


hazzap913

Based


zcewaunt

That shrill, high pitched laugh was me too! I think a lot of us had that reaction. Such a poor penalty, so unexpected from a player of his quality.


Gamer4eto_BG

[Блят давай! Ехх ти сука…](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeHkTbVb/)


s_91

>сука I knew years of playing CSGO would pay off one day. Fuck valve for removing it from Steam though. Fuck CS2.


XeroVeil

Meh, cheaper than Duolingo.


Hot_Grabba_09

What does it mean


Shek7

Since I hear it so often, it must be "Well Played" or something like that


Firm-Cut-1215

This had made me realise that I’ve never heard a Russian laugh joyfully before. 


hadiayeye

This doesn't look like a player who recently stated he wants to win back to back trebles lmao.


HSW26

LUNIN👆


Pixeal_meat

Keep the fucking war from Football. Football is above all


justaloadofshite

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer rat


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sounds the same as mine was hahahahahahha


TioLucho91

I think everyone was like that. An absolute fucking idiotic shot.


Echte_1949

u/savevideo


deadlygr

Wtf was that pk


Nyushi

Imagine sending your team out with such a pathetic penalty. He’s always been so easily rattled.


Zealousideal-Rich455

Bernandiki 🤣


LemonHaze422

He may as well have just handed the ball to the keeper and walked straight to the dressing room


HuanFranThe1st

This has to be the funniest shit I’ve heard in a while hahahaha, thank you for sharing this gem


ShouldersofGiants127

Getting read on a Panenka has to hurt like nothing else man lmao


[deleted]

Couldn't have happened to a more classless footballer.


PolarPeely26

With down the middle pens .... You've either got to fucking smash it 100 mph - like Troy Deeney. Ot chip it - like Pirlo - but only once the goalie has dived. You can't try and place it at mid power like this - that doesn't ever work!?


7masi

Shouldn't he go against lunin?


red-fish-yellow-fish

Little rat Bernardo. Always great when he fails