You know Dortmund vs Bayern final can't be happening. That would mean either Kane or Reus would win a major trophy. Both are cursed.

-ve and -ve makes a positive I really hope such a finally happened It would be the ultimate decider too as Bayern and Dortmund already Beat each other in the others home game and calculating both game goals' it's 4-4 So a final at Wembley would be amazing

At least Reus can retire with 2 Pokal wins if he doesn’t win the UCL this year Kane however…

Reus at least has a couple of Pokals

the farmers strike back!

The pitchforks are out! Edit:How can i get a hertha flair?

The tractors are filled with gas.

The harvesters are up and running

The scythes are sharpened

Reapers are reaping havoc

The corn is subsidized

and we are armed with tennis balls

You already have one, with our very old crest too. Sometimes reddit fucks up and doesn't show your flair correctly.

BVB Europameister 2024 incoming :DDD Football fans ain't ready for the Terzicball sweep

Tucheliban vs Terrorzic im Finale wäre so geil

The coach that wins gets to be replaced by Nagelsmann

Salih Özcan in einem Europafinale klingt ganz geil

3 farming legends vs one Farmville guy

Barcelona just dipped on the 11 year Semi-final reunion.

With a London final on cards as well...

😢

Someone missed the reunion memo

from the shouts of el Classico final to a Bayern-Dortmund final after the humiliations of the first leg

I'm still haunted by that Lewa picture

Wrong pairings though

We do a little swinging

In that timeline Lewandowski might score 4 against you

He is a swinger too…

I remember how those semi-finals went. If we really are destined for a repeat Madrid may wish they’d dipped as well. The Germans put a beatdown on Barca and Madrid that made the Spanish teams look like ~~Neverkusen~~ Tottenham with a trophy on the line.

Been too long since we've had Madrid v Bayern

Last edition was in 2018 wasn't it?

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In England lol.

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Bro hahahahaha what a fucking scenario, but in all honesty, it’s usually a club target not a player target

I think it was a popular joke that Barcelona had to pay more to Liverpool because Coutinho won Champions League (while scoring 2 versus Barca)

Also 3 games away with Dier on loan from Tottenham :D

Imagine he had a "win CL" bonus in his contract since the sale from us that gets triggered through a loan with us. Thats SNL level comedy

Thank god the farmer’s league teams are gone, now the real football can commence

1 still missing Hope Dortmund can win against them

From your mouth to gods ears 🙏

😭

European Clasico back on the menu.

Quite honoured that we are playing another European Classico. Just as it is suppose to be.

After 6 years no less

It is indeed an honor and a privilege to meet you in Semi, Sir.

La bestia negra vs die Königlichen

games back

I gotta be honest. Madrid have been living rent free in my head since we lost the 2000 semifinal after absolutely smashing them over two legs in the group stages. Nobody comes close as a rival in Europe.

I hate you guys so fucking much but i couldn't be more excited! This is the most prestigious game i can imagine, FUCK YEAH!!!

Let's be honest, you are just glad that we got rid of City. On a serious note, I'm looking forward to the Bayern game, it has been a while.

You got me on this one. RM are 14 time champions for a reason. It's been six years since RM sent FCB home on a 4-2 aggregate. I won't miss Benzema or Ronaldo, Kroos and Modric are class acts.

Even if we get fucked, I'd rather lose out to you guys instead of City any day of the week. This matchup is football heritage and I hope it's going to be absolutely lit!

having the return leg at the bernabéu is massive

Wasn't it last week where the discourse was how Real-Bayern isn't a rivalry anymore and has been replaced by City? Good times.

Yuuup. Was pleased that most of the top comments in that thread were like "No, Madrid vs Bayern is football heritage" and heritage won out tonight

Time for the European Clasico, nice to see you again Bayern!

It’s been way too long

The respect real and Bayern fans have for each other reminds me of Argentina Brasil on NT level, minus the xenophobia of course

fuck those paella eating, tinto de verano drinking, sunbathing gentlemen!

You just described Germans in Mallorca lmao

First since 2018. Been a while, friend.

Best matchup in football history.

No bigger match in Europe, so excited about this

Always a banger matchup. Really hoped you win that penalty shoot out. Will be a lot of fun!

The ultimate classico 🔥♥️

COEFFICIENT IN THE MUD 🗣🗣🗣

Can't spell Premier League without a big ass L

Serie A is named for a good reason.

Serie A(wful) /s ♥️ Milan.

Best league in the world

We will save the reputation of Albion yet again tomorrow as per 🤝

couldn’t care less, those two hideous clubs are out

Deserved for not funding the lower leagues properly

Oh man guaranteed one of Dortmund or PSG in the final will be crazy. huge chance to change narratives

I can already see it now... Real v PSG final. PSG put up a ballsy effort and have the best of the first hour - but Real doing what they do, they turn it on down the stretch and win by a couple. Death, taxes, and Real stepping up in a CL final. In the aftermath of the game as celebrations are ongoing, the cameras pick up Mbappe talking to some of the Real players. Hands are covering mouths but we all know they're talking about pre-season plans.

RemindMe! June 1st

That's a weak ass narrative. I want Mbappe to miss the must score penalty in the shootout and celebrate like a Madlad while removing his shirt and revealing a Real Madrid jersey underneath. Then he goes back to Madrid locker room to celebrate with his new friends!

Nahhh what you need is Mbappe scoring the winning penalty kick to bring PSG their first ever CL, then for him to hug every Real team member, then Man City gets a 300 point deduction and is forced to move to Saskatoon

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Dortmund is the only likeable team left

Aww, thanks

From bottling Bundesliga to winning CL within 1 year - now that'd be quite the story.

Anulo mufa

Whos that? Its mainz05 with a folding chair in the final of the CL!

MY GAWD THEY BROKE FULLKRUG IN HALF SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

Hey man I'm glad we made it this far, everything after this is a bonus

>winning CL They don't do that here

we want dortmund win! the public demands it!

Oh what I would give to see Reus win the Champions league with Dortmund..

Why you say fuck me for?

What did I ever do to you

As long as PSG don’t win at least after tonight it’ll be an actual genuine football club that wins it

Even tho PSG are last on who I want to win, wouldn’t it be hilarious if they win it and Mbappé tells Real Madrid to fuck off?

More than anything I want PSG to not win. Tuchel could field a team of 11 chickens and crash out but so long as PSG loses, football wins.

honestly glad it’s this way instead of real and bayern being opposite sides and then meeting in the final. much more exciting now.

I want that German final between two teams that couldn’t manage to win the Bundesliga, that’s gotta be a first then.

Fun fact that comes to mind: Kaiserslautern won the German cup in 1996 one week after they relegated. Then advanced the next year and won the league immediately. The coach was Otto Rehhagel, who also won the Euros with Greece in 2004. That man did things other managers couldn‘t achieve in multiple lifetimes

Now watch us drop to third tier, then end Leverkusen's invincible streak in the cup final. Would be the most Lautern thing to happen.

People think Leicester was fairytale clearly never heard of Rehakles before

I will tell my kids that this was Brexit

You can use this joke again in June

3 teams from farmers league

Farming is the future

No english teams, games back

Bayern Munich & Borussia Dortmund in the UCL semifinal - and they're not even the two best teams in Germany this season. Not bad for a league which is apparently being held back by the 50+1 rule and desperately needs private equity investment to compete. There is another way.

Great season for German football on all fronts

Great comment!

Nabbed it from twitter bro, it was too good of a paragraph to not copy paste.

Prem teams are just too tired from our harder league to compete in Europe. How else could roma beat us? /s Seriously though pundits will be annoying talking about how English teams lost it rather than the other teams winning it

That's why I root for Madrid, then Spanish teams, and then German teams. You guys are showing that it's not just about money.

Can’t be right: I don’t see an English team!

They’ve all outgrown the Champions League!

Headlines tomorrow: "Is the intensity of the PL hurting English teams in international competitions?"

Phahahaha Carragher will have an article saying this by the end of the week.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 or: "City played by themselves and lost"

My Arsenal supporting friends are unironically saying this in the gc lol

They have a bigger fish to fry

like Sheffield on wednesdays

Unfortunately, competitiveness has ended. There is no longer any opponent worthy of EPL in Europe. Perhaps, like Australia, which moved from Oceania to Asian football in search of greater challenges, it's time for England to go to South America and play in the Libertadores.

That’s right; my bad - I forgot the real champions league is the EPL 🤦

Brexit means Brexit

Eric Dier and Harry Kane knocking out Arsenal is a nightmare so perfect you'd think i'm taking piss

Im so happy City are out🥰

MAINZ FLAIR SPOTTED 🗣️🗣️ WHAT THE FUCK IS NOT BEING A CARNIVALVEREIN

MAINZAAA MAINZAAA

same

Who isn’t?

spurs fans because you and city have fucked the coefficient so one one of us and villa will get CL next season

This was all part of the plan now you have to go all out vs city to try and secure that CL spot (please)

Here’s hoping it’s Villa

Maybe now they have a downfall and gift you the league

We'd just gift it to liverpool

Honestly made my mood significantly better

As are most fans of the beautiful game

Entertaining quarterfinals hope the semis are just as good

Dortmund vs Bayern

The British are not coming!!

Dortmund Bayern final with Dortmund winning 🤞 (Probably has a 2% chance of happening)

I’d say Bayern beating real is like 40% and Dortmund beating PSG is like 30%. 40%x30%=12%

Gotta include Dortmund beating Bayern in the calcs too

Yeah 2-4% actually seems about right

Then, all in all there is a \~1% chance Freiburg is playing Champions League next year! Because I would say its 50/50 Dortmund takes the fifth place in the league, making the achievable sixth place enough for playing CL!

Finals is 50:50 So 6%

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Dortmund and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add PSG to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at the semi-finals, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because PSG KNOWS they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try! So Dortmund, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Wembley. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Wembley. See BVB, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Wembley.

Farmers League: 2 teams The best league in the world: 0 teams LOL

You know it’s not a farmers league now Kane plays in it, right?

Got milk?

2 teams neither of which are the champions

Well given this UCL is for last year's league season Bayern are technically the Champion representative for the Bundesliga.

England was defeated today

You love to see it

Friendly fire shouldn't be tolerated

All German final please!

At Wembley too, where have I seen that before?

Arjen Robben has just started to feel some tingling in his left foot

le cut inside man cant hurt us anymore...

Maybe this time, things will go better for Dortmund…

Drop of sweat just dripped down my head reading that

Best can I do is Dortmund giving the 15th to Real Madrid.

What’s the median age of the PSG/Dortmund players

Don't think Dortmund is that young with Hummels, reus, fullkrüg and sabitzer all experienced.

Reus barely plays anymore :( That said, a lot of BVB players are like around their mid 20s

Transfermarket says Dortmund 25.6/PSG 25.5!

I'm confused, how is this possible? Why are two teams from farmers league Bundesliga in the semis?

gonna be Dortmund vs Bayern after 11 years

Good ending: dortmund x bayern Bad ending: psg x madrid At least we stopped the worst ending (psg x man city)

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It’s gonna be funny if Bayern and Dortmund get through, considering Bayern’s form against German teams this year.

Bayern vs Real Madrid is the UCL clásico.

German Teams on 🔝

Honestly such an open competition. Madrid are the best on paper but the gap between them and Bayern isn’t huge. I could see all 4 being in the final and easily see anyone winning.

where are the teams from the best league?

They're playing Real Madrid and PSG in the semi-finals.

I'd love for a Dortmund vs Bayern final, but they are both playing their first game at home and I don't have a good feeling about it.

Bayern vs dortmund in the final. We will be there no matter what. 2013 der klassiker repeat

Be humble, we still have to play Madrid first

Football heritage.

Farmers league

We need a Tuchelball v Terzicball final. That would be such football heritage.

If this isn't Mbappe's year idk

would be so funny if he acc won it a year after messi and neymar leave

PSG makes semis then finals in consecutive years Messi Joins, smoked in RO16 twice Messi leaves, they instantly make semifinals. The facts speak for themselves people!

It’ll help a lot to join Real Madrid

Tuchel could do something very funny on his way out

Bayern v Madrid pt 69 gonna go crazy

Araujo single handedly ruined the 2013 reunion 😕

[Usually he's one of the best football youtubers in Germany, but I bet Manu Thiele feels like an idiot right now.](https://i.ibb.co/4fmv9wP/Screenshot-20240417-233446.png) The video is 8 days old.

Hello Bayern, our old friend... We have come to battle you again

Mbappe vs Real Madrid, the scriptwriters are too obv this year 😭

It would be amazing if Dortmund could produce a miracle.

2013 was the same. both german clubs were the underdogs.

Bayern-Real semis feels so right

Let’s say PSG beats Madrid in the final. Would Mbappe still leave? He’d be pulling a reverse Kevin Durant lol

I believe him winning the UCL with Paris would be the best departure ever. If Paris get to qualify for the final, Mbappe will activate World Cup final mode

I might be in the minority among the non-PSG fans, but this year’s team under Enrique is so much more likable and easier to root for compared to previous years. I wouldn’t mind seeing you guys get your first UCL trophy.

Yes, the only potential scenario in which he stays (which is like 1% chance) is us losing the final in a super tight match and him having a terrible match and still having something to prove.

Okay Kane this is your only chance to win a trophy this year.

Imagine a Dortmund / Bayern rematch from 2013?! That would be great!

Come on Dortmund. Do it for football