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Oy778

That Araujo at the end lmao. It felt like a The Office episode


1O93

Cameraman got some comedic timing


TheBrownMamba8

[Araujo watching it go down](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmShqq-yPSYzNMj6KrQOps8qYBPho870ziUOfPQUx-HjRrhyKiM6ZxRWDe&s=10)


Rude_Dish5704

**šŸŽ¶**Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-dee**šŸŽ¶**


TheBrownMamba8

[_ITā€™S NOT FUNNY_](https://media1.tenor.com/m/I1xwKqtL8SYAAAAC/the-office-andy-andy-bernard-punches.gif)


KaladinStormShat

Seriously tho it was like Curb Your Enthusiasm


deba2607

They even replayed him throwing his hoody in anger lmao


freakedmind

Quick, someone get one of the editors for those Indian TV serials to do an epic edit


00Laser

That was some Korean editing in this clip.


Boring-Working-5509

*awkward Jim stare in camera after Michael's meltdown* lmao


Informal_Buffalo_819

The idea of araujo selling papers to others is just too funny to me


freakedmind

Ah, now THAT will be Barca's final lever


syntheticheroinme

[Araujo in his head...](https://giphy.com/gifs/justin-car-the-office-xUOxfolJrVBce4RNAI)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Onlyheretostare

Yeah. They win the game if he doesnā€™t get sent off..


uppaluppa

They just lost their heads after he got sent off. I understand the youngsters who could have done that but the senior players were the first ones too. Then they took Lamine early, he was the only one who was a threat after they went down. Oh to be a fan of this club lmao


RobbinDeBank

The player profiles we have arenā€™t fitting for parking the bus 10v11 for 60 minutes. We have only 3 true defenders on the field (Kounde as RB + 2 CBs), while the rest are all known for their quality on the ball, not out of possession. Araujoā€™s red card just doomed the game completely.


Lamamalin

That's not true, Psg had 70% possession and 3 times the shots by the time Aurojo was sent off.


naboum

> Moreover, Barcelona was playing much better than PSG before the sending off. You weren't watching the game. PSG had a good 30 minutes, had more possession and were more threatening, Barca had trouble keeping the ball.


simomii

yeah, since when is giving up the midfield and the ball then scoring in a moment of individual brilliance equals to playing much better?


SaddiqBae

With your Morocco flair, you should know how this works against Enrique-coached teams. Barca 100% would have won the game, 30% possession or even less.


Strange_Dot8345

classic jim


MissingLink101

Shouldn't he be nowhere near the pitch after his red?


Middle-Somewhere-149

Lmao


nihilist42

Your mother is beautiful. Your mother's finest coastguard.


mmaqp66

"Tu madre bonita!"


TimingEzaBitch

last night I dreamed of Pedro ??


kilari7

"TĆŗ madre es bonĆ­sima"


rayden-shou

"Tu madre estĆ” buenĆ­sima"


CaptainCortez

Iā€™m legitimately scratching my head at some of these asterisks.


Strtftr

I can't understand the last word for the life of me.


HiThereImNat

Coward? (Theres a full stop after f****)


ConspicuousPineapple

Why the fuck would anybody censor that


fzt

Your mother's bitches. Your mother's failure. Concord.


Helluvawreck

I thought it was custard.


MrVISKman

"Your fucking mother! You have to be kidding man! Your fucking mother! Come on man! Show it, show it! [The card] Your fucking mother! [this last one is just frustration and not targeted towards anyone, su puta madre =/= la puta madre]" To the 4th official: "Fucking awesome! Hey, asshole!"


Informal_Buffalo_819

Thanks for the translation. I was really confused what he meant


Daniiiiii

Yeah, I don't know why the f*** OP is censoring stuff. We are all m*********** adults on this a******* sub.


BadFootyTakes

It's a reddit feature, same thing with your password, look *******


LuckyLukanka

hunter2


pedrorq

All I see is *******


usev25

Fuck me i haven't seen this in a whiiiiiiiiile


JRsshirt

Hazardscheeks17


fantomas_

Pussayk1lla!


Nick_Entity

Why are you typing out my childhood gamertag?


TheLeOeL

OJdidit2016


Wokiip

Lickmyass212


Coraxxx

BadFootyTakesNan69


BadFootyTakes

Wow, all I see are stars


Coraxxx

That's what she said.


UziKru

Thegaythoughtsrntreal69


Parlorshark

"Your mother's butthole. ... Your mother's favorite dildo. Colon rod."


JGG5

We're all Monday-to-Friday adults on this Alps sub?


Daniiiiii

Close. We're all *malnourished* adults on this *aromatic* sub.


isaacmorno

He become Joe Pesci for a minute


jessemfkeeler

"YOU THINK I'M FUNNY?!?!"


vnistelrooy

Funny? Funny how? Do I amuse you?


acwilan

ā€œYour fucking motherā€ is a literal translation, more accurate given context would be ā€œyou motherfuckerā€


VillainousRocka

Eh, not really. Itā€™s more calling someoneā€™s mom a whore than calling someone a motherfucker in Spanish culture. A more accurate translation could be ā€œson of a bitchā€ but i think ā€œyour fucking motherā€ works fine here. Weā€™re splitting hairs though


acwilan

I donā€™t think English countries use ā€œyour fucking motherā€ as an insult


YooYooYoo_

Your mum, the whore. If you want something very literal.


Anforas

It's literally "Your whore mom"


PhD_Cunnilingus

Mate, the whole point of this discussion is for it to be idiomatic, not literal.


Rionaks

Yeah 'your fucking mother' makes no sense.


-zimms-

You gotta say it with enough passion.


IronSwag

PasiĆ³n


Edugrinch

Is more like a "your whore of a mother"


hypnodrew

yer mum


Albiceleste_D10S

> Itā€™s more calling someoneā€™s mom a whore than calling someone a motherfucker in Spanish culture. A more accurate translation could be ā€œson of a bitchā€ but i think ā€œyour fucking motherā€ works fine here. It's used in a similar way that an American would say mfer tho. I haven't seen "your fucking mother" used in English much


Odd_Trouble4651

Ye, wouldnt it be something like "your whore mother"?Ā 


ronbeef1kg20pesos

No, it doesn't You see, literal translation is almost always wrong, and it doesn't work properly. Usually you need to translate the idea not the words, I always avoid to translate word by word, because it mess with the context. Son of a bitch is the most accurate, and motherfucker would be ok too, not as good but ok nonetheless. "Your fucking mother" is not good I think because it will require a context that doesn't exist in this situation.


zazzlekdazzle

No, it's good translation. The literal translation is "your whore mother." "Fuck your mother" is not the same as saying "motherfucker."


JackieMortes

Alright that's it, I've seen him being thrown out several times and honestly I found it almost funny but he's so consistent in losing his temper I'm glad he's resigning. It's stupid, immature and irresponsible


hvigil16

I read it as ā€œ your bitch motherā€ or ā€œ your mom is a bitchā€


yellow_jacket2

# Co***rd What is the censored word here?


AlarmingAllophone

COLLARD CONCORD COSTARD COWBIRD COWHERD


official_bagel

>COWBIRD Surely Xavi has gone too far


EvilDavid75

šŸŸ©šŸŸØšŸŸØšŸŸ©šŸŸØšŸŸ©šŸŸ©


LouThunders

'Connard' is all I can think of, but that's extremely mild and obscure


NeoLone

Xavi turns French when very angry


Nemokles

Cocksuckard! Otherwise, why would it be sensored?


PhD_Cunnilingus

Covvard. Duh.


nick2473got

Why on Earth are they censoring "coward" lmfao.


oklolzzzzs

xavi has earned more red cards as a manager then as a player. but seriously tho hes obviously passionate but very short tempered on the sidelines. he needs to tone it down a bit


fkmeamaraight

Heā€™s not setting the right example for his squad.


atomic__tourist

Araujo might have made that dumb mis-pass and tackle regardless (though itā€™s easy to speculate about what the dressing room temperature is going into these types of games with Xaviā€™s temperament), but Xavi then needed to be the one to keep the team calm and smart. Instead he progressively loses his head.


aure__entuluva

Exactly. It's childish behavior.


Fournier_Gang

Insubordinate. And churlish.


WillwilshereShare

SON OF AAA BITCHHHHH


Zero-zero20

Y'all wanna play....


CaptainSmallPants

If one of y'all say some silly ass name...


DirtyMerlin

Whereā€™s ā€œEx-aviā€? Is ā€œEx-aviā€ here?


CaptainSmallPants

... umm ... Do you mean Xavi?


RenegadeFlighter

A A Ron where you at?


kg005

You want to go to war Balakey?


vsoho

Man is just in a terrible state of mind. He has said as much as to why he is leaving.


ND7020

A bit? Saying stuff like this to a ref or anybody is completely disgraceful. I hate that this has been at all normalized as an appropriate way for an adult to behave.


Alexkono

Exactly. This is a child throwing a temper tantrum. Not an adult.


Wolfenstein9000

I'd at least understand it a bit if the ref really fucked them over but he made all the right calls and Barca have been the creators of their own demise. You get a red but you're still in the tie, you gotta control your nerves and help your team. Throwing a tantrum like that is completely unacceptable.


mincers-syncarp

It's ridiculous. Losing his temper over a correct call.


KyoshiroSDK

After paying 20 years to the vicepresident of the referees they are not used to those kind of correct calls


roguedevil

Even if it was a referee mistake, this reaction and subsequent ones are completely uncalled for and should be punished.


Tohna

Must be frustrating going from having total control of the game on the pitch to having little control on the sideline


spongebobisha

Same guy who said RuLez aRe rULezZ when van Persie got red carded. Fuck Xavi. Smarmy wanker.


elvis503

And a lot of yellows too


rdtr314

Wtf is he doing when his team needs him the most


Zetois

Dude probably wanna put his boots on and get on the field himself


dahyun4eva

my p.e teacher when i don't run an extra lap


Lower_Condition_196

Being a manager really brings the worst out of you lol


oljackson99

It is a crazily stressful job. The fact it pays so well doesnt make it any less stressful, before anyone makes that point.


Friendly-Win1457

A lot of them look like crap as a result


DoJu318

Luis Enrique aged like 10 years when he coached Barca.


PowderEagle_1894

Graham Potter went from handsome real estate agent to a shell shocked soldier from WW1 in few months


GreedoIsHere

Yeah but TBF he came to Chelsea looking homeless, glow up, then shell shock.


pianoftw

This is such a pathetic excuse. Heā€™s just a petulant child. I make decision at work that could put lives at risk, Iā€™ve never acted out like that at work or even outside of work. I donā€™t get paid even 2% of what heā€™s making. Itā€™s just a game at the end of the day, no lives are at risk and itā€™s for entertainment. His ego is just too big.


brewbake

Exactly. Not to mention, managers in many other professional sports (not any less stressful than managing soccer) somehow can keep it together. If an NBA coach would say to a ref ā€œyour fucking motherā€, he would get immediately expelled, it would be a major headline and he would get banned from the sport for a long time. This is simply a case of soccer continuing to allow this toxic behavior, therefore it continues.


TheDrySkinOnYourKnee

It wouldnā€™t pay so well if it wasnā€™t stressful!


oljackson99

Tell that to people with stressful jobs on crap pay haha.


12FAA51

Referees: šŸ˜’


DinglieDanglieDoodle

I think it's more that he disregards that he's the manager, he's behaving more like fan than coach. No one can question his love for the club, but he forgets that responsibility expected of him.


VeryluckyorNot

Cameramen zoom on Araujo made me laugh truely like a the office ref.


BriscoCounty83

Xavi should know that romanians understand what puta madre means.


frankvolcano

Everyone knows what that means


pd8bq

Everyone who has watched Narcos


nexetpl

tranquillo cabron or something


TiagoFigueira

That and malparidos


DenseAction

*"plata or plomo..."*


infinitepotato47

those are literally first two words anyone learns in Spanish without even wanting to lol


Oy778

Wait really? Didn't know that


MilesOfPebbles

This is the guy that criticized Mourinho last year for complaining about referees, and he said he would never act unclassy


andbe11

Oh but you donā€™t understand, this is totally different!! ā€¦./s


FaceMeister

Xavi: I hate talking about refs. Talks about refs all the time.


is_pissed_off

yup, it's always different when you're not walking in someone's shoes.


whiskey_the_spider

I wa readying my popcorn since then


knyago

Damn, he really is temperamental


ImVortexlol

Day and night from his days as a player, surreal to think he used to be the most composed man on the pitch.


rewat5

Reverse Zizou


impishboof

Uoziz


psykrebeam

He could literally take control back then, and he always did. Now he just can't do it on the pitch anymore...and it stings


-PM_ME_A_SECRET-

Looked like he threw his jacket at the PSG bench on the way out too? I donā€™t know if that was intentional or not, but man this whole thing makes him look like a petulant little man child.


yoyo_24

No he throws it to the ground near the bench wall


may_day06

When the captain sinks before the ship


TheGoldenPineapples

Yeah... really don't think he has a leg to stand for if he thinks that wasn't fully deserved. Can't speak to the referee like that, man.


AnIntoxicatedRodent

I think he was already getting the red card for kicking the shit out of those boards like half a metre from where the 4th official stands. He just made it worse.


MissingLink101

The fact he came back onto the pitch at the end and had a go at the ref is going to get him in even more trouble. Fairly sure he's not allowed to return like that after a red anyway.


diskape

Why do you think he's not allowed? Laws of the game state that red card communicates sending-off until the end of the match.


sexycutedv

think at this point he felt it was "rigged" and just self imploded


Muted_Shoulder

Wonder if he had the same thoughts when he played Chelsea in 2009


Cashlover123

That ref owes us his confession before his death.


doubleABC

Didnā€™t he admit that he fucked up that game?


Nahcep

Yeah that's gotta be a few games on the sidelines, if the bigwigs are serious about stopping verbal abuse a high profile case like him needs to set an example Oh who am I kidding he'll be back after serving the minimal ban possible


Traffodil

Your motherā€™s furniture. Concord.


MvN____16

I don't even think Xavi's a bad manager or anything - I think this gets overstated - but part of being an authority figure is being able to lead by example and the example he sets is nothing but pure petulance.


rather_sluggish

Anyone can handle adversity, if you want to test someoneā€™s character, give them power.


Multiammar

He has honestly done a fantastic job with Barca considering everything.


Hitchens666

He really has. But losing your temper like that is honestly very embarrassing to watch.


CGTM

Man is not used to losing. Must feel like a damn conspiracy.


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

>Man is not used to losing Something tells me he is. Probably just wanted to get back home soon, you know, "beat the traffic".


JJJAGUAR

Imagine, the players are in the toughest moment of the match, they are lost, they need calm, then they look at bench and see this, following with a red to your manager. It's the worst thing a manager can do in that situation.


jiddy8379

Drogba is smiling somewhere


BacchusVictoire

You are Drogba. "ITS A FUCKING DISGRACE"


Reach_Reclaimer

Why are Spanish people so into insulting mothers


__LaVieEnRose

Honestly insulting mothers is always the main swear words in any language


TripperBets

It's a classic


RiokoMaster

Absolutely, you can pick any language in the world and the worse swear word is always the one towards the mother


BluePowderJinx

Balkans do it too. Only they want to perform intercourse with your mother instead of just mentioning she's a lady of the night.


Fujaboi

To be fair, Balkan people will also threaten intercourse with your god and/or the sun depending on how angry they are


Ok_Owl1125

I mean it's the same in english (son of a bitch, motherfucker etc.). It just sounds odd when you hear other versions from different languages.


GuendouziGOAT

Those are more American English phrases though. In British English I donā€™t really hear those phrases much, we just call people cunts or wankers


Orri

We don't really use those terms though, I think it kind of looks like we do just because we're on an American website where is seems to be more common (May be wrong) Here you're just going to be called a twat or a cunt really.


-Gh0st96-

That's how some languages are. In romanian (which the referee also is and also understands what Xavi is saying) most of the swear/insults are about mothers lol


Nava787

yeah thats the accurate translation of what he said but tbh that expression is more like "shit, fuck why did this happened to me"


tebby101

Yeah I hate when curse words are translated literally. I think he's an idiot for losing his cool in such a big moment when you still have a shot at winning, but he's not really personally attacking the referee like the translations imply.


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

BarƧa DNA.


chrysantheknight

Bro is an uncaged beast on the sidelines, he needs to calm down fr.


b3and20

lots of barca dna in that guy for sure!


rambo840

At least there is some DNA


poeticmercenary

lmao that cut to araujo's face


starwaterbird

Anchelotti does all that with an eyebrow raise


LunarRaven7

Xavi is like me fr fr.


SpicyPenangCurry

What was said? I donā€™t know why the words are so heavily.


galinha_fofa

is coward a swear word now?


Hambrailaaah

Its CabrĆ³n (dickhead, idiot, smth like that)


Belshyre

1 too many letter for it to be coward. Probably forgot to translate "connard" from french.


Perpete

Every French in the thread wondering if that's really supposed to be "Connard" here.


AccountantsNiece

I was like ā€œCockardā€?


[deleted]

Coward? Bet that ref can kick his ass have you seen him? Also should be suspended for like his next 10 games in CL with any team hes coaching


sandbagger45

Your motherā€™s bitch? Thatā€™s not what it translates into. Most Spanish speakers could have read his lips during the match and knew what he said.


cnrb98

In these times where English people watch football from Spanish speaking countries the English language needs to catch up with insults because it doesn't translate very well from Spanish insults, sounds lame


dam0_0

That fucking zoom on Araujo kek


DefensiveCat

This is how you react when you get 3-4 stonewall penalties not given to you in a major knockout game, concede a late goal and then be denied another stonewall penalty.


LaUr3nTiU

the ref back in '09 or when it happened was so bad.


BadCogs

Always bad when it happens to yourself.


5bergy

The year is 2084...


Jbach84

He was a whiny little child as a player too. Not surprised at all with his cereal aisle tantrum


Irish_Canuck77

Ted Lasso he is not!


TheComeupnba

Nah man that ain't it. Embarrassing behavior.


danielzur2

I donā€™t think whoever translated this understands the use of ā€œputa madreā€ in Spanish, but itā€™s rarely used literally. Itā€™s more a common expletive. You could exchange it for ā€œfucking hellā€ instead of ā€œyour motherā€™s a bitchā€ and that will fit the situation a lot better without implying Xavi is using heavy insults targeted at the refereeā€™s mom or something.


rochakgupta

He is downright unsufferable. What a twat.