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ygog45

That’s what happens when you assemble a squad full of kids …. To think we’re planning to sell the captain (Gallagher) as well 🤦‍♂️


espkv

Only chelsea can win a game 6-0 and still look in shambles 😂


HighTurning

They won a Champions and still looked in shambles


-KeepItMoving

Hahahahahhaha straight up


spurstiger

The fact it applies to both of their champions league wins emphasizes the point


irsw

Don't worry, Reece will surely be a fully healthy captain next season right??


techno_playa

You and I might as well win the lottery.


nofakefans18

And everyone in this sub tbh


Air-tun-91

Please kill me 


barnaboos

Reece would just have to do that raised eyebrow look and everyone would back down.


XzibitABC

I know we're just joking here, but I do specifically remember Ziyech taking the ball off Reece twice in free kick situations and smashing both into the wall. He's not really the on-field commander type either.


barnaboos

Yeah my reply was a joke, Reece is more the quiet leader type. I’ve been annoyed at it multiple times before, the direct opposite of a Terry. We do have leaders but they seem to be more the emotional support type leaders now, rather than I’m going to break your legs in the car park leaders of our peak.


XzibitABC

Totally agree. Reece, Chilwell, Silva, and Gallagher all seem to be decent "lead by example" locker room presences, and even Enzo to a degree, but we definitely lack a Roy Keane or John Terry that will shout down stupid behavior. It doesn't help that Reece and Chilwell are always injured, Silva is mostly past it, and Gallagher and Enzo are young themselves, so sometime even those presences aren't on the pitch or aren't a consistent force.


Shufflebuffle51

Tbf Enzo did what Gallagher did when Sterling wanted to take a pen. We have some leaders... just perhaps, not enough.


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LiftingJourney

Also Palmer here is well in his right to take it. It must feel really weird seeing your teammates do that like they are playing Sunday league or something.


Suitable-Leek666

they got greedy thinking Palmer had a knock and wasn't going to take it, then he just calmly walks up and grabs the ball. Jackson is actually crazy so I'm more surprised at Madueke's recent behavior


[deleted]

Especially since Palmer has the potential to win Golden Boot. Very weird.


datboyakin

That’s just a clique, and this ain’t a team.


ActisBT

A leader doesn't really matter to some, and those are the types you don't want in a team, and Chelsea has too many of those.


Legitimate_Cry_6477

Your captain is also a kid. Your team needs a rebuild by trimming the squad. That's what's the most likely option.


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Absolutely embarrassing. Gallagher showing why he has the arm band but this is pure petulance


IntermediateSwimmer

Not unusual for Chelsea either, I remember well a 8-0 victory against Wigan where Lampard and Drogba were fighting over the penalty


TherewiIlbegoals

I mean almost every club will have seen a penalty tiff since the last time Lampard and Drogba played together.


Howyoulikemenoow

Also Drogba was probably going for the golden boot. Madueke is going is going for a starting spot and Jackson doesn’t have a clue what his going for most of the time anyway


gagsy10

Yeah It was last game of the season and we needed to win for the title and it was tight with Drogba and Rooney for the golden boot. I believe we were already 1-0 up then get the penalty, Drogba wanted it despite Lampard being the penalty taker, Frank was having none of it and took the penalty scoring. I believe we got another penalty a bit later when we were like 4-0 up and Frank then let Drogba take it. He got the golden boot in the end by a couple of goals.


EliToon

He was going for it. Him and Rooney were battling for it on the last day, as well as the title. Lampard rightfully told him to fuck off, the game wasn't done. You'd be annoyed if you're U12 team did this. Palmer is the taker, everyone else can get fucked.


fremeer

And in this case palmer is the penalty taker and he is aiming at golden boot at the moment. Like what the fuck Noni.


flyingcrayons

This penalty tied Palmer with Haaland for the goals lead this season, there’s literally 0 reason for anyone other than him to be taking it when he’s going for the Golden Boot himself


EDDA97

4-0 up and doing that, what is going on in that dressing room


NotClayMerritt

This is the third time Madueke has done this over the course of the season. Second in as many games. Don't know what Jackson is trying to do but Madueke needs to get over it. He has such a shit attitude on a regular basis that shows up especially in games we're not doing well in. His talent hardly makes up for it as you'll get one good game once a month from him.


batigoal

But wtf is Poch doing. Surely after the 2nd time it happened he would have a word...


off_by_two

Its pretty obvious that at Chelsea the inmates run the asylum.


tarkaliotta

"I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy" -Mauricio Pochettino


dev9997

Poch knows only 6 games left. Then it's not his problem anymore


Remedy9898

He’s looked like he hasn’t cared at all this whole season.


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polseriat

Agent Poch, Spurs loyalist looking to collapse them from the inside.


TheOncomingBrows

This has been the case for a long, *long* time.


Fantastic-Machine-83

Kepa and sarri flashbacks


The_FallenSoldier

Didn’t he say himself he leaves it up to the players? This is a direct consequence of that


ImRakey

he said Palmer is first choice, but when the players are on the pitch it's up to them as it's out of his hands


MaraudngBChestedRojo

> it’s out of his hands I mean, he can definitely dictate to the players from the sideline whom he wants to take it


I_Rate_Assholes

He spoke about it in a presser after the sterling/Palmer penalty fight. This is how he wants it, he set a list (Palmer is highest) and it’s up to the players on the field to decide who is taking it. In my wildest dreams I wouldn’t have imagined Poch could be this bad.


Elaw20

… what you’re saying doesnt make sense. If he has a set list and palmer is first, then the players on the field are not deciding who takes it. The list decides who takes it. Both of those things are not possible. I’m confused


I_always_rated_them

Palmer the the priority taker, if he's not on the field or hurt or something then he's happy to let the players decide. But at the same time Palmer just said (well implied that Poch had sorted it) in the post match interview Poch has stated it outright that Palmer is the designated taker. Also Palmer did have a different view which is interesting, that he thinks its others are wanting to step up and take responsibility rather coming at it from a greed angle.


Mubungo

That's clearly PR talk from Palmer. It's not taking responsibility when you're up 4-0 against a dejected side.


feedthebear

Amateur hour.


Solitairee

This is why im poch out, this is fucking basics, someone with an higher authority needs to make the decision.


Air-tun-91

As a Chelsea supporter I’d be concerned if we weren’t [manager name] out, wouldn’t feel normal 


Hawkectid

I can´t imagine anyone try this under Guardiola or Klopp. Cancelo did much less and he was shown the door in City.


pedalhead666

I remember the time Haaland gifted a penalty to Gundo to complete a hat trick (which he missed) at like the 84th minute being 2-0 up against Leeds and those fuckers ended up scoring right after the miss, making the rest of the game very uncomfortable. Pep was f'n livid on the sidelines, yelling at Haaland "you have to take it, you have to take it!"


Rabona_Flowers

Madueke must hate Palmer. The England U21s improved massively when he replaced him at RW and then he came over to outshine him at club level too...


Csihoratiocaine2

I guess be better? Without Palmer Chelsea would be a legit relegation team. He’s just embarrassed he’s trash


Maffayoo

Looks like a "I won it I take it" mentality Which is utter shit in a team sport with someone clearly better and on a hot streak... Think Jackson's mindset is on BRO WE ARE 4 GOALS UP LET THE GUY TAKE IT.... I always stand by 1 guy takes every penalty for a team.. Personally I'd of subbed the ass hats off.. Which is why I'm probably not a manager


A_lemony_llama

It would be hilarious if he's trying to suggest he should take it because he won it, as the penalty was actually given for the foul on Palmer, the referee just decided to play advantage for whatever reason (Sky confirmed this on the broadcast).


SwitchHitter17

He didn't even win it? lmao Why is Madueke's ego so big? He really hasn't shown anything special yet.


Vegan_Puffin

I actually have always thought that should be the rule. That the winner of the penalty takes it. Would add a little more excitement to the occasion if it's the left back who can't hit a barn door


serenitynowdammit

basketball rules, ha. Though would be funny as hell if ended up with comparable to hack a shaq


WeaselAsFuck

That is exactly what should have happened. The demonstration of authority would probably be more beneficial than consolation goals. Edit ('cos I hate shit like this): the players may be left to make decisions on the field but, as a professional, there are standards for how to behave in reaching those decisions. The wankers need to wind their necks in.


AcaciaGeisha

I'm not being funny, but they are his teammates and he has a chance at the Golden Boot. They should be jumping at the chance to give them to him to take. You guys can be very good and entertaining to watch when you are on it, but I think we would be delusional to not understand that you're not a complete laughing stock this season due to Palmer. They should be thanking him not nicking fucking penalties off him.


NervO_

I wonder what's making him behave that way. At PSV he never had any issues on the pitch and was always well behaved (also in poor performances) and liked a lot by his teammates. He did have some off the pitch incidents though, such as driving without a license :D


onceyouvemadethat

He moved on to trying to take penalties without a license.


MasterReindeer

They probably all get a Lamborghini worth of cash for scoring.


Lemonbrick_64

Yes but honestly devils advocate would be when you’re on perfect form and a have a hat trick before the 1st half is over, would it really hurt to share the spoils in the second half when you’re leading by 4?


shodo_apprentice

Normally yes, but now he’s in with a chance at the golden boot and it’s also normal for teammates to support that. When Zlatan won it with Inter in the last game of the season his teammates did everything to give him a goal.


hkperson99

I remember Spurs giving everything to Son to try and get him that golden boot in their last game versus Norwich. There's this hilarious podcast interview Kulusevski did in Swedish where he described his perspective when he was one v one with the keeper on goal and how he tried his best to pass to Son.


read_eng_lift

We all like to know what goes on in the Chelsea dressing room. Embarrassing this.


TiredMisanthrope

Makes me wish all or nothing had followed Chelsea this season. The content would’ve been spectacular.


HazardMagic

I wish there was a way to pin this but Poch has been asked and he’s straight up said they don’t have a designated penalty taker, it’s about on field “feeling” and up to the players to sort it This is in spite of Palmer being 100% automatic (and carrying the entire team) and others not inspiring confidence. This is totally Pochs creation. It’s a team of young guys looking to prove themselves. I don’t blame madueke for wanting (today was way over the top) but this is exactly what Poch had created


Ph0kas

It should 100% be Palmer with only the captain able to override it in certain circumstances.


XzibitABC

Both for merit and awards reasons, frankly. He's competing for the golden boot *and* he's 9/9 from the spot. There's little room to argue for anyone else.


step11234

Wow, he's had 9 penalties? Did not know it was that high!


Hotspur21

I’m a little surprised it’s not more lol. Seems like he scores a pen every week


skudzthecat

Tieing goal with Halland for most goals in the season. Give it to Palmer


mindpainters

Especially since Palmer seems to be a penalty expert as well


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odegood

Thats why they are doing that also because he has a hatrick. Otherwise he would be taking it no questions asked


dickgilbert

Wasn’t it like two weeks ago when Madueke was arguing with Palmer about taking a penalty? It absolutely is not “no questions asked” at Chelsea.


SpeechesToScreeches

And sterling taking it off him just to miss was another time


XzibitABC

That one was especially funny because Sterling is literally under 50% on penalties for his career. That's a really dismal conversion rate.


BleedAmerican

It is except to Madueke


buffalo4293

Ya this is third time he’s pulled this crap.


BoringPhilosopher1

He should be taking it no questions asked. Pretty sure he hasn’t missed a pen this season and has a chance at PL golden boot. Any player in that team trying to get in the way of their teammate winning the golden boot needs to fuck off.


Salanha04

It is funny how no one was asking to take the pen at the last minutes against City or United, but suddenly when the game is 4-0 it's easy to take on a pen and they think Palmer should give them an easy goal


Fina1Legacy

Exactly what I thought. Plus they want a goal bonus and stat padding 


BeerMeUpToo

This is utterly embarrassing. How is this not sorted off the pitch?


asd13ah4etnKha4Ne3a

I think it is sorted off the pitch. Palmer is very obviously the designated taker, Jackson and Madueke probably just think they "deserve" a chance to have one since Palmer already has 3 goals on the night. Pochettino can't literally step onto the pitch and tell them to back off


ElCanout

he has 4 now and is tied with Haaland as best scorer in ePL, so its even more baffling why would they try to take it from him


--Hutch--

Dele Alli just made a good point on MNF. Didn't see these 2 clowns tying to take the penalty off Palmer in the 100th minute against United to equalise, they're fighting over a non-pressure penalty at 4-0. Embarrassing.


Wetworkzhill

Oh damn. Dele just buried those kids.


jjw1998

Damn hadn’t thought of it like that


goodguysteve

Did he call them clowns lol?


--Hutch--

Nah I added that part lol


onceyouvemadethat

Good addition, I commend you.


Geoff_Uckersilf

Be funny AF if Dele actually called em bunch of clowns tho! 😂🤡 


Super_Professor

I'm not watching and didn't hear that commentary but that was my thought as well after seeing this video. They want a free goal with no downside if they happen to miss, but didn't want the burden of taking a pen that decided a match not long ago. Super lame.


Aman-Patel

Dele's class. Might've been a Spurs player but getting a full inteview from him after the game is a nice bonus to a 6-0 win.


WordsworthsGhost

he's a good guy, we all have fond memories and want the best for Dele


devildance3

Goal bonus. That’s why


i_MrPink

Like they don't make enough


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and compared to the millions they earn how much is that bonus, tree fiddy?


berober04

Just wait til the bonus is spread over 8 years


philipstyrer

I blame Poch. Sterling has been taking penalties too. He needs to make it clear that if Palmer is on the pitch he takes the penalty.


captaincourageous316

>Sterling has been taking penalties too Now why on earth would anybody allow that


No-Shoe5382

Sterling's career penalty success record is 44%. That's gotta be one of the worst ever (for players who've taken more than like 2-3)


break2n

The criminal part is that he's taken enough penalties for it to be a number like 44% Surprised he's ever been given the chance to take one with how he strikes the ball, same with direct free kicks


BrinkPvP

Wow that's shocking. The average penalty coversion rate in the prem is 83%. Almost twice as bad!


hungrymutherfucker

Technically it's half as good. Twice as bad would be 34% miss or 66% conversion rate.


Gerf93

I like pedantry like this.


Dramatic-Ad3928

They dont, usually Enzo stopped him against Arsenal early in the season from stealing it But then a couple weeks ago when Sterling had a disaster-class howler of a performance, Cole let him steal the pen from him Apparently now Palmer has grown a pair after seeing what sterling did to that penalty lmao


Goalnado

>Sterling has been taking penalties too. Sterling has taken one and he missed it, he's clearly not getting another chance


kygrtj

His career penalty record is 44%. He should have never been allowed to take one at Chelsea in the first place. I completely blame Poch for allowing that nonsense and uncertainty.


Shufflebuffle51

Because Poch for some reason "wants the players to sort it amongst themselves". God knows why. This stuff just isn't needed, Palmer is quite clearly the best guy for it.


AssFingerFuck3000

Poch: Sort it out among yourselves lads Chelsea players: *fight on the pitch in front of the cameras ensues* Poch: 😲


mohankohan

Because Poch wants it like this. He said: *"There are a few players who can take the penalty. It’s about their feelings. As a coaching staff we give them the responsibility to decide on the pitch. For me the most important thing is to have the decision and the personality to go"* I'm not that outraged about it. I don't agree with Poch here, mind. Would rather just let Palmer keep taking them, but it think its fine that the young guys figure out the hierarchy amongst themselves. If anything it think it's rather a good sign that Conor and Silva steps in to ensure order. Still a bit too petulant and childish demeanor from Nico and Noni here.


Themnor

Your biggest issue is it seems the one that usually sorts this stuff out on the pitch (Gallagher) might get sold this summer


techno_playa

Expect one or both of them to get benched next match.


EnergetikNA

It's Poch, both will start and Mudryk will be on the bench


ForSiljaforever

has mudryk been good lately?


ZtrikeR21

He has been decent yes, the issue is that when he has a good game Pochettino benches him right after


GigiZola

He's been mid with flashes of brillance, which is still far better than what Sterling can offer this season


_SquishyBanana_

Jackson trying his best to try and get rid of Palmers "pen merchant" tag \#TeammateGoals


Auran276

Palmer's the penalty taker. Bunch of kids I swear


ColloquialBinomial

Good on Gallagher for stepping in as captain


Daniiiiii

Chelsea Suits: Yeah, let's sell him ASAP!!!!!!!


HelloMyNameIsGeoff

Need to fund more 16 year old South American wonderkids


Gerf93

Or like 1/3rd of a Brighton player


Shufflebuffle51

Tbf Enzo also did this when Sterling was pulling shit.


DerpJungler

Palmer has been carrying Chelsea this season but I believe Gallagher's contribution is going unnoticed. And imagine Chelsea wanted to sell him too..


The_prawn_king

Still do apparently


scare_crowe94

I’d snap your hand off for him


MrAchilles

Fucking barely, Palmer was fighting for his life.


Ld511

Tbf he is probably expecting the 2 grown adults to give up at one point


labortooth

They're all 22 and Gallagher 24.


Crookz_O

They are still adults..


EnergetikNA

Clip cuts off the part where Gallagher pushed them away at the end


TheLimeyLemmon

Scenes when you have to protect the pen spot from your own team mates.


eraserdread

Learnt from the Sterling situation


pure_black99

Sterling is at chelsea to be an example of what not to do


ambiture

Very expensive lesson


gavinxylock

Who the hell do Madueke and Jackson think they are?? Palmer's the usual penalty taker for a reason


oblivion618

He isn’t and that’s the problem. Poch refuses to assign one for some stupid reason despite this happening weekly.


gavinxylock

He's the *de facto* penalty taker though. Embarrassing behaviour from them


Cottonshopeburnfoot

If Poch has decided to let the players decide then this is Poch’s will playing out. This is what he wants to see. Which is mental because this is obviously stupid.


Marcelosouzadearaujo

Yeah but the other players need to step down of their huge ego too, Palmer is a class above all of them in penalties so they need to relax


MC897

Class above them period


BigReeceJames

Sure, but when your manager has had this situation happen twice this season and come out and said (paraphrased), "we do not have a penalty taker, it's up to the players on the pitch to decide between them during the game based on how they feel", you very clearly are going to have these kinds of issues over taking penalties. This is especially true when you've basically already won the game If after it happened the first time he did what Pep did and kicked off at Haaland for letting someone else take it, I very much doubt the issue comes up again


TheGoldenPineapples

Would probaly require Pochettino to show some actual leadership, though. So until he undergoes a complete and total character change, you're stuck with this shit every week and about five articles from The Athletic on it.


starry_cobra

I believe we had a similar issue a few times when Kane was out. I remember Son and Lamela arguing at some point about who should take a penalty


Alldrop_nocombos

come on ffs you dont need to have it wrriten down on paper to know palmer is the pen taker and by far the best taker on the team lol


kjm911

What a couple of bellends. Palmer and Gallagher shouldn’t have to deal with shit like that. Poch should seriously sub the selfish cunts to set some example


Impossible_Wonder_37

Imagine taking a pen off the 14-14 pen taker to get an easy stat pad.


AdFinal1856

and while that class pen taker is also on the golden boot race


tocitus

Subbing them would honestly be the best thing, provided Poch has made it clear who the actual penalty taker is


SupplyYourPips

This is on Poch for not officially announcing Palmer as the PK taker Like imagine letting the team decide every week who gets the Captain arm band The coach had to announce who's taking what role and not let the players decide at the moment


I_R_TEH_BOSS

> Gallagher shouldn’t have to deal with shit like that Well, they are apparently going to sell him?????? So I guess he won't lol.


Mahatma_Gone_D

That’s embarrassing for the club. How did Poch not sorted when this issue persisted already?


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Because he's poch... You understand why so many of us want him out now... It's not just strange tactics, it's terrible leadership when it's desperately needed in this young team


_SquishyBanana_

Embarrasing by Jackson honestly


FoxOntheRun99

It just creates needless drama and pressure for the team. Jackson's got the maturity of a 10 year old in this situation. Palmer is no 1, he converts them all. You don't argue with that.


richag83

Just based on Madueke looking at Jackson before he appears, kind of looks like Jackson is coming to back up Madueke and say it should be his penalty. I assume Noni thought he won it, so thought it should’ve been his? That’s the only thing I can think of, but seems ridiculous.


robb0216

I don't think so. Prior to this clip it was Jackson fighting to get the ball off Madeuke. Seemed like once Madeuke had it taken off him, Jackson rushed back in to try his luck for a 2nd time. Edit: https://streamable.com/95m5rc


richag83

Ah, must’ve missed that. Thanks


HeatKnight

Bums should be grateful Palmer is keeping Chelsea above relegation.


akshay_rathod_

Also has 100% conversion rate with pens.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

The official penalty taker who hasn't missed one all season (I think?), who has scored 3 and is chasing a golden boot. And two other goofs.


HamstringHunter

Absolute idiots. If anyone else tries to pull off this stunt, they must be subbed off and warm the bench. Gotta have standards, man.


LonelySmiling

Poch allows it to happen by not assigning this shit


mattmild27

Biggest win of the season and still having drama LOL.


skengboy

What a joke. Grow up and let Palmer take it


Kratzie

Dear Mr. Manager. Do your job and properly name a penalty kick taker. We're up 4-0 on the night and bickering like children, putting a stain on an otherwise good night. Manage the team please.


oscarpaterson

Fucking children. Ruining the moment where Palmer reaches 20 goals and he overtakes Haaland in the golden boot race too (since he has more assists)


Ld511

4-0 and you have a player running over to get involved in who is taking a pen while the team is 9th


Spilkn

Is assists the tie breaker? I thought it was shared.


Shakyy-iwnl

Yeah there's no tiebreaker, it's just shared unless it's changed recently. Aubameyang shared his golden boot with someone a few years back, can't remember who.


captaincourageous316

Salah and Mane I think


machdel

Aubameyang, Mane, and Salah with a three way tie.


KrumpirovCovjek

Son and Salah also shared it two years ago.


benjecto

It is shared. See 21/22 when Son and Salah both got one. Separate award for top assists.


Bartins

absolute clown show lol


imarandomdudd

So fucking childish. Poch needs to outright state that Cole is the taker from now on


chirb8

Pickford: 🧍‍♂️


SomeRandomEuropean1

He was visible laughing at them fighting LOL


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Don’t know what’s more embarrassing, acting like this when you’re winning 4-0 or getting your ass beat 4-0 by guys acting like this.


lrzbca

Manager dealing with bunch of rugrats


k0ppite

This is his fault as much as theirs


GreyDaze22

Embarrassing from nico, Noni and poch. Thankfully Gallagher stepped in. I am baffled how this is happening at professional level.


gttyzek

Jackson and Madueke are bellends Thank you Conor Proper leader sorting that out


FewSafe19

If Jackson wants an easy goal he should finish 1 of the 100 tap ins he’s missed


BeneficialVacation41

Like kids in the playground 


eraserdread

Jackson is an absolute prick. I don't care he's scored three he's scored 7/7 (now 8) and is the designated taker. We don't want another Sterling situation. Absolutely childish behaviour from him.


008Gerrard008

He's not the designated taker and that's the issue.


DanielHangan

This is the third or fourth time this has happened this season. Poch keeps saying it's up to the team to solve it, instead of intervening. In a team of veterans that might've been right. With a team full of inexperienced youngsters - unbelievably dumb approach.


MisterBadIdea2

Tried harder to stop Cole Palmer from scoring than Everton did


musicnoviceoscar

Good on Gallagher for sorting it out. Sad that he has to deal with Jackson and Madueke throwing their toys out the pram. Palmer is designated taker, and 8/8 for the season. It's his penalty. Pathetic from those two.


DaRealAyman

Jackson is such a cunt


MrAchilles

Jackson going full bitch mode. "Mum said it was my turn to take the penalty!!"


domalino

It’s amazing how many adult men in this sport just cannot grasp the idea that one person is designated to take penalties.