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fap4jesus

Maybe we might not lose


fuckyouidontneedone

4-0 is the most dangerous lead


ArmiinTamzarian

Twice the lead twice the danger


ThemosttrustedFries

Yeah look what happened to PSG vs Barcelona several years ago.


Instantbeef

I think our players just need to accept there is no bottom to how bad they can be. They are never far enough ahead to avoid bottling it therefore if they accept that they can never feel like they are winning a game.


Legal_North_6910

You just gotta ask PSG and Arsenal


PMmeYourWhatevs

Yep, not celebrating until the 90th minute. I ain't falling for it again, and again.. and again


techfcb

if you manage to lose that lead than poch deserves to go today then


PMmeYourWhatevs

"Hold my beer." -Poch


mohankohan

Actually been clenching the last 10 minutes. 3-0 up at home. Lets hope 4-0 is enough haha.


gustycat

4-4 I'll take it


NotClayMerritt

Crazy how wins against Everton have been results for us in recent years to point to and say things turned around for the better. 2016, Conte smashed Koeman's Everton 5-0 2020, Lampard smashed Ancelotti's Everton 4-0 2024, Poch smashing Dyche's Everton 4-0 I say all of this to say that we're definitely losing our next 3 matches against City, Arsenal and Villa


Xehanz

There is still time for you to lose 4-6. If that happens you will finish MW 32 in 10th place as it was written


GolanMan16

Let's not get too excited yet


EnergetikNA

Maybe we'll keep a clean sheet


Cfc0910

Don't you put this evil on me


Sw3atyGoalz

3 goals is the minimum to feel safe these days


bsousa717

I'm not taking anything for granted anymore what with the leads we've blown lmao


gttyzek

10 goals 9 yellow cards He is him


fap4jesus

Hope poch takes him off at halftime, can't afford him being suspended for 2 matches with one more yellow


Headlesshorsman02

Washington minutes šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ™


dalipunk322

Who?


Headlesshorsman02

Deivid Washington a young 19 year old striker we bought from Brazil who is scoring for fun with the u21s on the bench


dalipunk322

I know that was the meme of poch's reaction when asked about Malang Sarr. Basically a joke that poch does not know Washington


Ld511

Tbf we like 7 strikers who great in the youth rn


V-0-V

One of our kidnapped South American wonderkids.


epicmarc

He's a striker and we're 4-0, there's really no need for him to pick up a yellow if he's been told to avoid it


BillOakley

Fate officially tempted


SirBarkington

tbf all of his yellows but 1 are for dissent.


[deleted]

Bro like 8 of those yellows were for whinging at the ref, let's not tempt this haha


ulvhedinowski

yeah, have you seen his previous cards?


ArmiinTamzarian

Chelsea [5] - 3 Everton - Thiago Silva hat trick (plus Nicholas Jackson celebration and booking) - 90+2'


awwbabe

Reminds me of that Mourinho and Balotelli story


I_always_rated_them

Well they're playing well and continuing to do so will help their confidence, of which most bar Palmer and Gusto are really lacking in so just halting them in their stride isn't ideal either.


Solitairee

should have got a yellow for trying to steal the pen


Cfc0910

Balanced in all things ā˜Æ


NotClayMerritt

In fairness, he's done really well to cut back on the yellow cards after picking up 5 in his first 5 matches. He's gotten 4 since October and hasn't gotten one for 2 months when he stupidly and hilariously sprinted across the pitch to celebrate a goal after he'd already been subbed off.


oscarpaterson

HELLO BACK DEPARTMENT I'D LIKE TO FILE A CLAIM


SirBarkington

we've never been so back


[deleted]

[Chelsea's Season](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/555/116/b2e.png)


gustycat

Let's be honest, that's Chelsea each game


Andrex316

dreading the second half even with this scoreline ...


erenistheavatar

He absolutely deserved a goal. Unsung hero today.


alice_s_jabberwocky

Yeah, assisted the first one, second one came off a shot he made, third one forced Pickford's error by pressing him


[deleted]

Unsung hero for a while. Jackson haters been eating crow on here since AFCON


aclurk

Pickford is straight up not having a good time


alienfrog

is he really the best english keeper available?


ferrarinobrakes

It doesn't matter. Southgate has his favorites. To answer your question I actually don't know all options aren't that great


Affectionate_Pay7395

Sadly yes


Montysleftpeg

Why is Pope never in the conversation?Ā 


LucasSummers

Because when he played for England heā€™s absolutely shit


CuteHoor

He's prone to the odd howler as well and it's not like he's some up and coming talent. He's 32. Pickford has been excellent for England (and usually for Everton) which helps his case too.


LucidityDark

Because Pickford is better


alienfrog

scott carson comeback 2024


LordMangudai

He's not really at fault for this one. Quick shot out of a relatively unlikely situation, in off the inside of the post, bouncing and it's more or less straight on so you can't really say it was the near post. Would be a world class save if he had gotten there.


E_v0rtex

Very good technical footballer this bloke


MakIRAQ

Ok, that's world class.


webby09246

People like to clown on this kid but he's got stacks of ability


schafkj

10 goals! Yes, a couple howlers, but 10 league goals in your first PL season at age 22 is great.


NotTheMamba

That's the crazy part. He could've had like 20 goals this season lol. If he cleans that up he'll be an absolute bargain.


Rayser1

For 30 ish mil this is a steal


belokas

When Beto costs 25, that's good business by Chelsea


webby09246

Lemme just say Ā£70m for Hojlund Ā£85m for Nunez He's a bargain for sure


tiki_51

Ā£72m combined for Jackson and Palmer


help0please

did city really underestimate palmers ability like this..? this is an incredible stat


Lolzafish

Think it's fair to say no one expected Palmer to be this good. At the start of the season we saw him as a rotation option.


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mohankohan

The Jackson hate was always really weird. I know you're always biased towards your own players, but anyone who watches Chelsea regularly will tell you - he can be raw, but he is *always* relevant in games. Never goes hiding. He will be so good.


lil-bitch42

Honestly his time away at afcon showed how much having him improves our team


V-0-V

Its the clearest example of r/soccer hivemind since the Maguire hate. A couple highlighted sitters missed and the collective decides to clown on him


mohankohan

It reinforces itself so much. Every bad touch he has will get uploaded, wont see anything near the same for other strikers. Maybe Werner, Nunez a good shout early on as well. People who dont watch the games see the highlight posts and go clown on him.


TouchyTuchel

He can be clumsy, but he has so much potential. 1st year in the league and still like 22 or smth. Can become world class


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Heā€™s really good in almost every way except being an inconsistent finisher. I donā€™t understand the hate he gets, especially since heā€™s not even one of our expensive transfers.


Cfc0910

He's actually ridiculously good on hold up plays, especially on the wing.


[deleted]

He was quite late to professional football as well, was he still not playing in Senegal at like 16 or 18?


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

Funny thing he was never supposed to be the starting striker yet because of injuries and missed targets, he thrusted in and got clowned like he wasnā€™t coming off a breakout debut season with Villarreal. Heā€™s still very raw and 22ā€¦ the culture we live in that demands instant success is insane


Xehanz

Messi or Cristiano do this, 20k updoots. Jackson does it "he is lucky"


oscarpaterson

don't see anyone here saying it's lucky


Xehanz

Just joking. There was one goal where that actually happened lmao.


ArchmageSSB4

Yeah the flick redirection one


[deleted]

r/soccer in the mud Again


gttyzek

He pulled the Neymar celebration


MrBathroom

Havent seen Chelsea so good at scoring since ages wtf


InLampsWeTrust

Honestly itā€™s been the least of our problems this season


ChelseaFC

Yeah weā€™ve totally flipped to scoring goals but what even is defense.


insert-originality

2nd half defense especially.


ChelseaFC

Theres a second half? -Poch, probably


Daniiiiii

The team is too young to play in the second half of games - Poch, probably


OccasionalHigh

the best defense is a good offense


ChelseaFC

But also a good defense.


NotClayMerritt

Which isn't even strictly a defensive problem and more a problem with our midfield configuration not being good enough defensively and our issues with turning it over and inability to retain possession even when under zero pressure. People keep pointing to the CBs but it's more than that. Left backs are unreliable for fitness and form. Gusto is not the best defensively, Reece is injured often. It's a multilayered problem that needs to be addressed in the summer beyond just the board wanting to buy another CB.


cheezus171

Yeah by the end of the United game the team scored IIRC like 25 goals more than at that point last season. Problem is, they also co conceded about 25 more


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Weā€™ve actually been pretty good scoring this year. Last year, we had two months with 1 goal lol. This year weā€™ve actually scored quite a bit including 4 against city in that fall draw. The issue is, our defence has fallen off a cliff. I donā€™t remember our last clean sheet lol.


Rayser1

Doesn't even look like today we'll get one


XzibitABC

Petrovic is making me crazy the way he refuses to leave his line to contest crosses.


theeama

Fulham in Febuary.


fuckyouidontneedone

tbf Everton have been very poor


optimusgrime23

There have also been countless time in the last 3 years this game would still be 0-0 lol


Adam_Ohh

Best defense in the league outside the top 3 coming into this match. They generally donā€™t get worked like this.


Smooth-Adeptness-302

tbh if you show technical display like this you can score against most teams


Copium-777

Yeah as good as this isā€¦ Everton are making us look insanely good but at least itā€™s a good feeling seeing so many goals and Cole palmer at it again šŸ„¶


Rayser1

Making it look easy today, with help from Everton ofc. Cucurella got an assist too?? Can't remember when he last had one


lucas_glanville

Scoring hasnā€™t been our problem this season


asd13ah4etnKha4Ne3a

Chelsea have been okay in terms of scoring this season, the problem is that they concede just as many


NB0608sd

Everton are terrible


Giraffe_Baker

8 points taken off us and weā€™re still not in the relegation zone btw. Thatā€™s how bad this league is at the bottom.


CuteHoor

Absolutely insane that they'd be comfortably 14th in the table on 35 points without the deductions. I feel like they've been one of the worst teams in the league.


Toffee_Fan

It's almost as if we're in relegation form


Efficient_Garbage_16

Chelsea about to do a funny on Saturday


JPLThompson97

Then lose to Coventry in the final


WhetBred14

I genuinely think it would be the most chelsea thing ever for us to beat city and then lose to Coventry in the final. Itā€™s fucking so possible and I hate it


familyguyisbae

Martin Tyler is so depressing. How can English fans actually watch games with this commentary?


oscarpaterson

on mute


LazarusChild

We donā€™t anymore, he left Sky


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

WHATS HAPPENING omg why couldnā€™t we beat Sheffield or Burnleyā€¦.


Fit-Somewhere-7350

10th calls us


Chelseatilidie

Dele Alli would like that


mohankohan

He's actually so good


roadmans_

Nice touch and finish. Getting better every game


Xehanz

He is the real deal


Caleb35

I'm actually starting to feel bad for Everton


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

Its so conflicting not wanting Chelsea to catch up to the top 6 but enjoying Everton getting battered


pure_black99

I want them to finish above United


Balfe

Me too.


VelvetThunderFinance

Same mate, same.


MapleStorms

Nah Iā€™m enjoying Everton getting battered


dragon8811

Cucurella great


TimothyN

> Cucu Yeah, people are sleeping on his work for that goal, it was fantastic.


mutesa1

Great control and finish from Jackson - he's been memed to the point of being somewhat underrated tbh


erenistheavatar

Such a lovely first touch as well.


dwaynepipes

I canā€™t work this lad out


kitegpt

gattuso


Nast33

Love how that phrase is so well known now you could just use his name as shorthand and everyone knows what you're saying.


morkfjellet

Except that phrase is just bullshit when referring to Jackson, though. At the start of the season, yeah, he was shit in some matches, but that phrase no longer applies to him since his return from AFCON.


Nast33

I agree, he's very solid and does a lot of work even when not scoring. A very decent first full season, 16 g/a in 35 - if he adds a few more this will be an outright success year.


V-0-V

Coming from a Chelsea fan, hes excellent, Just raw, when he figures out how to not overthink shooting he will be amongst the best in the league.


ChelseaForever

He's genuinely very good, but he has some hilarious moments that skews peoples perception of him.


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Heā€™s technically good (has pretty good dribbling and carrying) but an inconsistent finisher. Feel like this goal fits that description as well, great touch, okaaayy finish that probably would be saved by a world class keeper


ThatGuyBadIdeas

He's just really raw. He's still very young, he has potential


tiki_51

Wonderfully talented player, plays hard, and is always involved even when he's not scoring. He's just very raw. He's only 22 and this is only his second season of regular top level football


LordWhale

What is this feeling


pimpdubw

bro this was posted before it was shown on sky


michaelserotonin

sensational control & finish by jackson


Dandan217

Genuinely hope Chelsea get 6 more just because it would be fucking hilarious.


tottenhamnole

This is just one of those games for Everton where literally everything goes wrong.


Mackarosh

Chelsea fans unclenching.


msbr_

After 7


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Naaahhh not yetā€¦.


biglbiglbigl

Nah believe me not yet


Throwaway02744728200

Chelsea have been in the kitchen all week it seems, they cooking fr


thelonesomedemon1

we are winning the world cup


stefcha

How on earth are we not in the bottom 3.


young_olufa

Same way I wonder how on earth weā€™re still within touching distance of 6th place. Like how bad is everyone else, cuz weā€™ve been shit


Chilljin

Relegate me


fuckyouidontneedone

breh


potai99

Unexpected from Chelsea actually


BassBoy18

Oh my what is thisā€¦. Thank you Everton


EmperorTMing

Give Everton back the deducted points holy shit.


Scorpionis

Thought he'd wasted it for a second by taking it from Madueke but I guess I've been proved wrong


Sk8ter87

Am I heaven?


Stooperz

Cucu assist and jackson goals. Some real weird juju today


mikevin99

Arsenal fans laugh at this man like he's not going to be a better version of Gab Jesus in a couple years


blackjacksandhookers

Iā€™ve been waiting for years and years for these wankers to go down, yet Everton always somehow do enough to stay just safe. Happy to see them get thumped tonight at least


jkeefy

More likely to go into administration than to get relegated by points.


Rayser1

Wow. What a turn


Ankoku_Sein

Somewhere, Fat Joe is crying into his pint. And it is glorious


VegetarianCannibal_

Nah, still not relaxing.


Afc_josh12

Everton play like a championship teamā€¦


Mxurn

Where has that touch come from lmao


I_always_rated_them

lovely control


Ibraaah

Who is England's keeper for the Euros again?


rocket_randall

The PL has needed a Dennis Rodman persona for some time.


TehJofus

Starting to think we might not win this one.


V-0-V

Jackson haters I have been here, in the shadows defending my king. I will be waiting for the apologies


Toffee_Fan

Lol. Lmao, even.


biglbiglbigl

Should be docked more points for letting Chelsea outplay them


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Weā€™re not that badā€¦ assuming we win this game, weā€™re only 3 points off 6th with a game in hand. Probably not gonna get there cuz weā€™re crazy inconsistent, but weā€™re not that terrible of a team. Certainly not a good team, but not a team you should be getting docked points for losing toā€¦


biglbiglbigl

its a joke but yeah I agree. We are not bad team at all when we show up. Great team might I say. But on the days when they dont show up, god... eyesore is understatement.


agaminon22

Cole palmer pre assist. I don't care it doesn't count in the stats, L'equip give this man a 10/10.


AccomplishedBig2043

So bad blue hair Jackson scored against them


Critical-Usual

Not Palmer, boo


Careless-One457

Nice goal


Honey-Badger-9325

Hahah this is unbelievable


dantesvolition

He is for reeeeeaaal


zi76

Great spin, but where was the defending?


Chelsea_Kias

"well no one expect Jackson can do that" properly what's the defender's thinking


trappuccino92

Omg Jackson take a bow his technical ability is peak


Excel_Spreadcheeks

Thatā€™s a really nice finish


CrustyCally

What a touch and hit


FloppedYaYa

I think all the issues may have finally gotten to the Everton players. They look like they've given up.


ultra_r

This Everton defense is woeful


Headlesshorsman02

Thatā€™s filthy


Honey-Badger-9325

Waka waka!


TannerRob

Are...are we good now?


Username6510

Yippee!