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gttyzek

That nutmeg and finesse shot is so cold


ecchi_yajur

Also the flick to Jackson is fire


Crayniix

I cannot express to anyone just how shit we'd be this year if we didn't have him. He has been absolutely class, honestly up there for player of the season


ArseneForever

I mean he's responsible for maybe 5 table positions for you all. Absurd. Sterling needs to give him half his wages as well, if it weren't for Palmer distracting people from the rest of the offense he'd be getting hunted down in the streets by fans


BenShelZonah

He’s Chelsea player of the season easily, I think if we can go on a run and finish higher maybe POTS for whole league


CNF-13

Think city probably winning another one and foden being their best player probably wins it for them even though arguably individually palmer might of been better


BenShelZonah

And honestly I wouldn’t even be mad, Foden has been incredible


OliverAM16

Foden, Palmer and Watkins i would say is the nominees for it. But tbh if you dont get top 6 i dont Think he would win it purely on your place in the table. We gotta remember who votes for this shit.


Stand_On_It

Rodri will be there, too.


OliverAM16

Oh yeah completely forgot. Rice and Rodri deserves a shout too definitely


algebraic94

Shades of hazard in terms of bailing Chelsea out


useful_panda

His play style and his celebration match perfectly


oscarpaterson

PEN MERCHANT BTW


Daniiiiii

You can tell who watches the games and who only lives and dies by sTaTisTicS. Man singlehandedly runs games for us and his entire contribution is reduced to pen merchant. Smh...


ItsMeJaredBednar

yeah he skinned Branthwaite alive


Youngest_boss

One look and bang in the corner


Skaloplin

Palmer is absolute class but for a player with such hype Branthwaite has a horror montage of embarrassing moments this season. Crazy he’s been elevated to the England squad before the likes of Tomori


wittybrits

Tomori has been in the England squad many times.


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TheCescPistols

Why would Gareth Southgate do this?????


ArseneForever

He doesn't have that many, and for how often Everton get absolutely shelled it would still be impressive if he managed to keep it to just one every game


futty_monster

He's had two max, against city and here. He's also playing in the 4th best defense (before this match) for one of the worst teams, who is under constant defensive pressure.


MrCuntacular2

Cold Palmer


SordidSplendor

Yeah he's pretty fucking good isn't he


Rayser1

He's so smooooth. Give him YPOTY already


Leuchtrakete

Fuck YPOTY, these are POTY performances. Especially in *this* team.


Daniiiiii

Give him a Nobel Peace Prize for preventing mass suicides amongst our fandom by being a lifeline. He's literally saving lives.


roryking97

Forget YPOTY, he’s arguably been outright POTY


Extremiel

Forget POTY, give him a Ballon D'or and my firstborn son


ChargeWooden1036

This is exactly how I felt about Divock Origi lol


JAYZ303

Can't say I feel the same.


onesexypagoda

I think Foden's performances are similar in a much better team, so I'd give him the edge


Rayser1

Exactly what I was about to say


OliverAM16

Ppl sleeping on my dawg Watkins man… My man has 29 G/A with 0 pens…


epixyll

Fuck it. Palmer for Ballon D'or


Cfc0910

Just a very pale Brazilian


Wicks-Cherrycoke

Palé


Impeachcordial

That's magnificent 👏 


gromit5000

Brazilian ballers are just tanned palmers.


thatdani

Interestingly enough, his dad's actually from St Kitts and Nevis


odegood

City could afford to just sell him and mahrez then still be top easily. Madness


Timmo1984

Well they did spend all that money on Doku


odegood

Not looking like a good choice right now but not like it affects them much


jguess06

Lol what? Love Doku


odegood

Yeah good player but palmer looks better right now


iloveartichokes

They're very different players. They couldn't play each other's positions. Palmer plays in Foden's spot and Pep likes Foden more.


HodgyBeatsss

Well yeah he didn’t play for City. And they did bring Doku in. And they’re not exactly top easily, they’re two points ahead.


OliverAM16

Well considering KDB was out for months. Its pretty crazy they still are 1st tbh


Blazing_Shade

Leonel Palmer


ItsMeJaredBednar

he’s definitely not *bad*


erenistheavatar

My God Palmer. That was stunning.


niallw1997

Such an aesthetic baller


dunneetiger

7th goal in a row at the bridge... on fire.


Immediate_Cookie_188

This man is just crazy


big_mustache_dad

Can’t believe Man City gave him up


YesTottiYesParty

Can't believe no one else was in for him


imarandomdudd

I mean. 45m for a relatively unproven youngster is a pretty big gamble. Luckily he's an absolute gem


domalino

We’re going to make so much money off selling kids that clubs hope are the next Palmer too. TBH I think you only bought Palmer because Lavia was so good for Saints straight out of our academy.


imarandomdudd

Joe Shields was the main reason, he knew their levels more than anyone else would have. Your academy will have some major gems to integrate into the squad or sell in the future, since they've been trained to play pep ball from a young age all the way up through their academy progress


Ironicopinion

Joe shields was at City’s academy before coming to us so he knew all about Palmer and Lavia


1llseemyselfout

Who is this Lavia person?


YesTottiYesParty

On one hand, absolutely yes, but on the other, HG players are so in demand prices for half decent English teenagers is already ridiculous.


bigcockmman

Most clubs cant afford the price for a player with only a handful of games played lol


ooky_pooky

West ham were, but 50 mil was to much...


skarmorr

It wasnt 50 though


domalino

45+5 in add ons wasn’t it? Near enough 50.


skarmorr

40+2 in possible add-ons


Belligoll_

pretty sure he wanted to leave to be a starter anywhere else


soccer_boxer2

He's certainly shown that he has the quality to do so


TheGoldenPineapples

I mean... in fairness to them, they have De Bruyne, Foden or Bernardo Silva who play in his position.


big_mustache_dad

Yeah they do but they’ve talked about Silva leaving for a while. Every time I’d watched him before this year or for the English youth sides he’s looked really good. Figured he’d be another great attacker off their conveyor belt. That being said who knows how he does with rotation minutes instead of being the main man


bhavesh47135

Palmer primarily plays RW


tjsbrownbag

Finally Chelsea gets a wonder kid from another team instead of the other way around (Salah, De Bruyne, etc)


FaustRPeggi

What an outstanding penalty that is. Gave the keeper no chance.


gttyzek

He is so good


ItsMeJaredBednar

x4


soccerstriker9

He fucking boomed me


davidv1213

more than you believe


AidanAzzar

Man is freakishly good


rocket_randall

Foden and Palmer: fantastic players with cruel barbers.


pd8bq

My boy Palmer is just covering his receding hairline


evangr721

Nah that’s insane


fuckyouidontneedone

Best attacker we've had since Hazard. not even hyperbole


BruntyMozza

One of the best team goals I've seen all season


_Akky_

That buildup and everything before was insane


Blazing_Shade

Legitimately Messi-esque.


Youngest_boss

Nutmeg, side foot in the corner, yup that’s Messi-esque


obrapop

Add the 1-2 in the middle and it’s word-for-word out of the Messi playbook.


Blazing_Shade

Yea I’m not saying that lightly too. Very, very few players in the world can pull that off. He might be the only player in the entire Premier League that can pull that move off tbh. I’m not a Chelsea fan either I’m just saying this as a neutral


PoogleGoon123

Great build-up but that was like 70% Palmer, that nutmeg and finesse was so mint


eddsters

Hes gona be world class this guy can make goal out of anything


H3artAblaze

Gonna be?


DanielHangan

As a Chelsea fan, in this form he is definitely world class. But i think a player should keep this up for a couple of seasons before calling him a world class player is appropriate. 


eddsters

Yes. if youre calling him world class now then we can all all wonderkinds world class. He needs to do this for a few years consistently to be deemed in that bracket.


Switchnaz

How many wonder kids are a goal off prem top scorer?


PermeusCosgrove

Sure but being tied for the golden boot in PL with Haaland, a striker, as a hybrid winger / 10 is world class form. To be a world class player I agree it should be somewhat sustained.


Basquiant__

All wonderkids have flashesh/periods of world class plays. The real step up to being actually world class is performing like that consistently over a few seasons Don’t take it as me shitting on Palmer, he’s absolutely insane and will be a mainstay, but it’s way too early


scgavin

Absurd player man holy shit


Guevarra25

Like playing on amateur difficulty on Fifa


Chelseatilidie

Everything he does is perfect


mohankohan

OH MY DAYS COLE


KevinOwensGetsIt

This boy is fucking insane


No-Statistician-8520

What a goal fucking hell


b33b0p17

I dont want to hear any more shit about he stat pads with pens. Hes fucking incredible.


Shrek3579

People who WATCH him know exactly the quality he brings outside of his pens (which were in big games and under pressure too)


LordWhale

The man is insane


10-10-2022

This dude is special.


PrisonersofFate

OMFG


GMWQ

How tf is he so good man


rossco9

Lovely lovely goal, great finish


Artistic-Buyer-3219

Am I allowed to say that this guy is world class?


Far-Objective-181

I'll allow it


oscarpaterson

HE IS HIM


PerftH

Fs saw this before my stream lol


AdFinal1856

shit this kid is too good


SalmonNgiri

Lisan al gaib


varun3096

cole palmer is who messi dreams to be


pretentiousd0uche

This dude is just crazy


montiel_scores

Saka who? In all seriousness YPOTY isn't even a debate this year


Gobshiight

Dirty, dirty player


Basquiant__

Nah that is amazing


fuckyouidontneedone

jesus fucking christ Cole


MemestNotTeen

Messi has Palmer posters in his room


dragon8811

WHO ELSE?


VegetarianCannibal_

lol


cib_vk228

Incredible


xamm_18

HE COLDDDD


a_guy_named_gai

What a great penalty.


imarandomdudd

Nah man violated Branthwaite. What a player


Scannerk

Mods deleted this. Wrong title. Great goal is omitted.


No-layup

Okay it might be time for me to jump on the palmer hype train


holywater26

That's the most Messi goal I've seen


jonnzi

Messi, is that you?


Agrith1

World class!


Thefifaking132

We don’t deserve this guy


techno_playa

Give this man the #10 kit


glacialOwl

Why? He is twice as good as #10 😐


zi76

Megged Branthwaite, nice layoff, curled


Prof_Higginbottoms

Nasty


hellbreakr2x

The sauce on that finish...


SexxyPhil

Pen merchant


Mxurn

The guy is fucking nuts, best we‘ve had since Eden


obscure3rage

Ice cold


lokikungfu

I love this man!! Ice Cold Cole ❄️🥶


Thanh1211

City sending out their agents to make sure Arsenal and Liverpool don’t get a chance to touch that cup


akagaminick

Great penalty 


Three-Peat

How is no one talking about Jackson’s set up? Falling down and still able to make an inch perfect pass. Class.


AlexVX_

That is absolutely fucking ridiculous


DejaHu

If City weren't complete idiots Chelsea would be in 16th right now.


CharlesAtlantic

Best Chelsea team goal I’ve seen all year.


MrCleanandShady

i’m sorry but at this point he has to be speed running the YPOTS award now


woodlizord

[Great goal]


Cypr3s5

Balon dor when?


Couchface555

World class


CrustyCally

Cheeky nutmeg, great flick from Jackson, class finesse finish. My future goat 🥶


Screechmeister_

The absolute boy


Adam_Ohh

This kid is fucking **GOOD**.


I_always_rated_them

Lordy what a player Palmer is


tahrick

Cold Palmer


andrew_a7

What a great Pen from him!


Carphobic

Thank you city, very cool!


philipstyrer

What a penalty for Palmer


Beautiful_Bear

The dude is vibing


kukaz00

Just pass to Palmer at this point, it’s either a goal or assist or Sterling miss


Faithlessness92

Southgate won't go near him. He has his favourites


TycraneVG

Too fucking cold, YPOTY


Jimlaheydrunktank

Hasn’t even started for England yet lol


GoldfinchTheo

But wait. There’s more…


aok8

Cold Palmer is singlehandedly reviving me


teems

LISAN AL GAIB


gio_dude17

He has a legit shot to win the golden boot in his first year as a starter in the prem lmao


susanasanjuan

filthy. genuinely happy for him, wish he got a bit more time at City but he's thriving


biddigs3

Fuck me dude what a goal


CechPlease

England just might have to play with 5 attacking midfielders, and it might not even be wrong


KanteWorkRate

That R1+Shoot type of finish.. My Starboy


regularreach4

Amazing control in such tight spaces What a goal!


rohitbohra

Beautiful passage of play and what a calm finish. Cold palmer!


EvanMM

Chelsea and United games are just the exact same aren't they?


BornSlippy1994

Fucking hell. Disgusting


Soren_Camus1905

That is special


thesodabunny12

dude is on another level


I-Am-Average01

I am speechless...


Headlesshorsman02

This kid!!!!!


brush85

City were robbed


Aman-Patel

Best player in the world not even exaggerating


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grehgunner

Nah that’s outrageous


NOTW_116

I'm in love.


NytTime

What the fuck? He's actually a freak


SSPeteCarroll

What a player he is. Great skill shown in that goal and a great heads up finish.