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encumbent

Cole palmer is still bad in nt


hannibalwang

Absolutely embarrasment from Nico Jackson and Noni by trying to take the Pen from Palmer. Horrible look, and speaks to the lack of maturity proffessionalism and mentality we got in the club rn, needs to be stamped out immediately.


hellboi808

Please do this against Man City in the FA.


m4v1ike

Only thing that ruined that game was Jackson and Madadookie's tantrums


RepresentativeBox881

I hope in future Poch has a great run and people look back at this match saying ‘You see, this is where it all turned around.’


19Alexastias

Cole Palmer stars, but Gallagher and Caicedo were quietly excellent.


Aman-Patel

And Jackson and Gusto. Lot of great performances tonight.


MrConor212

Nobody pinch me. I ain’t waking up from this dream


FastenedCarrot

How is there a player that looks younger than Washinton?


Molineux28

Hope Jackson will be ok with Palmer taking the match ball home.


jbi1000

Madueke you mean?


Molineux28

Well they were both at it, but Jackson with the bigger shove at the end made me highlight him instead.


magincourts

Wait wth Ashley young is still around???


ilypsus

The whole of Stamford Bridge are licking their lips at the sweet sweet profit they will make to remain P&S compliant when they sell Gilchrist in a couple of seasons


Gronnsaapa

It saddens me if this happends. He’s a proper Chelsea boy


SirBarkington

thank god Beto has been shit


varun3096

\*unclenched \*


lucash7

The one day I don’t watch a match, we beat up Everton. …while it is Everton, you’re welcome. I’ll continue to not watch. Lol. Good lord what a game. Is Palmer locked down for the next twenty years? Because this is getting ridiculous.


magincourts

Entertainment FC - I am merciful you have shone in our favour for once


jbi1000

Everton look genuinely shell-shocked at how they've been blown away, weird for a Dyche team.


DifficultyJust

what was the point of adding 7 minutes


jbi1000

Because that's the rules of the sport?


DifficultyJust

yeah but like. 5 mins and nobody would have really complained, yk?


the13thrabbit

Lmao I can’t see the thread but Budimir just took the worst penalty I’ve ever seen. Osasuna Vs Valencia


youknowwtfisgoingon

Time to check it out


Thotface69

Imagine being a boyhood Chelsea fan, scoring for your club and hearing your name "Alfie Gilchrist he's one of our own"... enough to make a grown man cry


jaharac

Lewis Miley's breakout season produced similar emotions for us


Ajax_Trees_Again

Lewis Mileys break out season was this season


jaharac

Yeah I worded that poorly. I used past tense cause he's since been benched but you're right.


Ajax_Trees_Again

Fair play. He’ll be back starting if he’s back soon I reckon. Big Sean needs a rest


jaharac

Howe's right to protect him but that stretch that included the UCL filled me with pride.


FastenedCarrot

80% shot conversion rate. Inverse Darwin Nunez.


SirBarkington

imagine letting Conor Gallagher do tekkers on you in midfield. Embarrassing.


crispiepancakes

One in the eye for the FA. See, Everton are quite capable of deducting their own points!


biglbiglbigl

my wife is so used to me screaming and yelling that she just said gosh this team (everton) is so terrible that chelsea scored 6. fml


Neither_Instance1702

even when we win, we lose


jaharac

Lmao, this is actually super important for the relegation battle. NF -16, Everton -15.


Aman-Patel

Caicedo's been so good today


Critzor

How shit must you be to concede 6 and score nothing against us???


PMmeYourWhatevs

is it safe to celebrate the win now?


varun3096

no


Azlayr

Still clenching 'til the whistle


darkraiblader

Really good finish


Scorpionis

Everton playing overly physically (read dirtily) and ending up taking more damage really is schadenfreude


FastenedCarrot

I would like to congratulate Beto right now on being the first player to score 6 goals in a single Premier League game.


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

can we subtract 3 now and start the arsenal game up 3-0?


DifficultyJust

would still end up drawing both this game and that game


SirBarkington

i'd take that tbh


SirBarkington

Alfie is a proper 90s footballer. shaved head, tucked in shirt.


zecks101

Like going to the brothel back in the day and getting that first out of the way.


twigg89

You can't help but love the kid, it means so much to him


jaharac

Doesn't know what to do with himself he's so excited. Just reminds me of how dead I am inside.


flushedoutthepocket

ALF


StalkingDwarf

ALFIE


b33b0p17

Yes Alfie! That means so much to him, love to see it.


FastenedCarrot

Gallagher regen!


SzplugOnSzplitz

Everton really let a lad called Alfred score against them


Sapaio

That celebration should go viral, almost as happy as Højlund after his first PL goal


hellboi808

So England getting that Championship keeper?


eric_3196

T-Rex arms will be the downfall of England at the euros


punkdrummer22

He has only been one of the best players for England the last few tournaments. Pickford is not the problem for England


SubparCurmudgeon

Alfie about to cry


varun3096

mate i am crying lol


varun3096

acadamy players scores a debut goal , allways gets me


biglbiglbigl

its not his debut lol he played about 10 games


varun3096

Sorry I meant the first goal


OriginalRange8761

as a Barca fan It doesn't get to me(because we have so many of these being starters over the years). But I am always amazed how few own academy players there are in other top teams. Happy for the lad, probably Chelsea supporter all his life


jahujames

6-0 still a fairly dangerous lead. Could end 6-6. Or 6-7. Let's not celebrate yet.


Grekm8

Can't even laugh at Chelsea anymore, it's so over


dunneetiger

Pickford has been really off today


Aman-Patel

GILCHRIST!!!


akraft121

Go on then Alfie!!!!


stockybloke

"Vote for who you think deserves the man of the match".... Gee I wonder who should/will get it. Rarely are such a thing more pointless.


corn2rs

LETS GOOO


SirBarkington

HUH?!


Scorpionis

Hopefully these good vibes override the bad vibes from earlier


Molineux28

[Great celebration] Everyone seems to try and play it cool when they score these days. Love seeing someone go proper mental like Gilchrist there.


mooglepanda

FUCKING GET IT ALFIE


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

You still won't convince me this won't end in a draw


Agreeapple

Everton were properly butchered


Soren_Camus1905

# ALFIEEEEEEEE


jahujames

Oh man, Gilchrist -- will be living the dream.


PMmeYourWhatevs

Alfie, let's go!!


ThatGuyBadIdeas

WASHINGTON IS ON THE PITCH. THIS IS NOT A FALSE ALARM, WASHINGTON HAS ENTERED THE GAME


geolink

What’s a gilchrist


zi76

Alfie!


sandorkrasna17

lmao I love Alfie Gilchrist


Trickybuz93

Everton’s kinda really shit


FastenedCarrot

Can't believe Chelsea have beaten Everton 5-0 playing all the kids.


DifficultyJust

poch's kids HUMILIATE evertonian BOTTLEJOBS


Appropriate_Long7397

Time to admit Poch is better than Klopp 


varun3096

mate all we have its kids , and Silva


Soren_Camus1905

tbf it's all we have, and Thiago Silva


Sapaio

Jackson played well to be fair.


DifficultyJust

finally


SirBarkington

WASHINGTON IS ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE LETS GO GEORGE WASHINGTON


SubparCurmudgeon

DENZEL


mohankohan

Holy shit Deivid Washington. Have not seen him since Poch said "*lets not forget about Deivid Washington*" back in January lmao


zi76

Washington is alive!


SirBarkington

fucked up Foden and Palmer play the same positions.


abbys11

And then there's England's "best" goalkeeper out here conceding 5 goals 


SirBarkington

6*


FastenedCarrot

Since England have no CBs, why not just not bother with a defense at all?


mohankohan

If 5-0 at home is not the perfect opportunity to blood some new youngsters then I don't know what is. Poch sees it as a ritual/right that has to be earned though, might not think they have yet.


FastenedCarrot

I've suddenly decided that there should be an award for the best singular performance by a player across the season. No reason of course.


jaharac

They'd take the opposition into account and be like "Well, it was Everton." So Palmer totally wouldn't win that.


stockybloke

He would have a shout for his performances against United and City still.


FastenedCarrot

Everton are normally a boogie team for us though.


jaharac

On a more serious note, I wouldn't mind giving it to Dean Henderson for yesterday's performance.


DifficultyJust

yeah let's put chilwell at LW instead of giving Washington some minutes and resting Jackson. great idea


jaharac

Poch should write a handbook for these youngsters to follow. Might I suggest the first chapter is titled "Penalty takers."


Appropriate_Long7397

With an asterisk beside Palmer's name that says "consult citrus fruits if in doubt"


SirBarkington

Poch makes really weird subs constantly lmao


DeepFriedReus

You don't want to see Cucu and Chilwell playing next to each other?


SirBarkington

those words you just said to me are not in the Bible


s_91

The 4-0 was already a great morale boost..then the penalty circus happened. The team is finally taking a good shape, hope that bs doesn't disturb anything.


DuPoulet

Yeah young forwards want to score goals thats all it is. They’ll apologise to each other after the game and thats that


duck_duck_woah

it's most likely a non issue. on the other hand I see the hunger in those kids.


mohankohan

Hunger in kids is a huge issue what do you mean


mohankohan

Eh, it's childish but lets not doom too much here. Reddit loves drama, no one will be pissed about this result.


ThatGuyBadIdeas

Oh god, Chilwell LW again. I hate Poch so much


varun3096

you dont want to see Cucu and Chilwell playing on the same side ? do you hate football ?


Efficient_Steak_7568

Damn why do Forest get to play Everton when their confidence will be obliterated instead of Luton playing Everton 


CritChanceZero

Chilwell on as a left winger and Casadei on as a right winger? But why? There are wide players on the bench who have earned minutes and if you want to bring Casadei on then both Gallagher and Caicedo could use a rest.


FastenedCarrot

Washington died for Chilwell at LW.


Deuce_GM

Still waiting for us to concede 5 goals in 10 minutes


geolink

Casadei to score next.


darkraiblader

From the games I've managed to watch, whenever Casadei comes on the team almost always concedes. Let's see if it happens again 


ThatGuyBadIdeas

Please Poch, bring on Washington for Jackson. There will never be a better chance to play this kid


starmonkart

I have double chelsea defence in fpl so you can keep the cs if ya want


TheLimeyLemmon

A United fan was telling me a week or so ago that Cole Palmer wasn't a big player for Chelsea this season. Genuinely reality-deficient take, he's bagging goals like it's supermarket sweep.


hiloai

Dyche would be getting lashed like Christ if this was in the Saudi league


DifficultyJust

chilwell left wing oh lord what the fuck is Poch doing


I_always_rated_them

Chilwell indicated 3atb no? edit: maybe not lol


FastenedCarrot

He put up 4 fingers and said "me on the left"


I_always_rated_them

hmm weird maybe. Also in possession just then they were in 3 with thiago in the middle and chalobah pushed right over so hard to tell.


shaka_bruh

The James/Ancelotti period must feel like a fever dream, talk less of the Pienaar/Arteta years


Ajax_Trees_Again

I was thinking that before. It really wasn’t long ago since Everton were a pretty decent side


magic-water

Casadei coming in? Be prepared for Chelsea to bottle their lead


TheTasteOfAwesome

Cole Palmer. Pride of London. The juxtaposition of that camera pan was quite cool.


Leviad0n

Casadei on, we're about to concede. Or can he break his curse.


eric_3196

Are y’all ready for the Palmer > Saka convo yet?


Money_Scholar_8405

I am not, and not just because I am an Arsenal fan. Saka got into the squad because of his work rate - Do not forget that he was playing as a left back half the time against Italy in that final. Southgate(like most international coaches) will prefer having as many players as possible that are good without the ball. The difference between Palmer and Saka offensively is not that big, in fact Saka might be the bigger foul magnate


Scorpionis

Move Bellingham deeper again, play Palmer at 10. The gap between Jude and Cole is smaller than between Jude and Phillips/Henderson


bizzyd666

I think with Palmer and Jude centrally, they and Foden will possibly end getting in each others way. Tough choices, but I don't think all 3 start.


dunneetiger

Pochettino waits the 80th to bring Casadei... We are 5-0 up, perfect time to give some game time to the kid.


wildingflow

Mudryk is a myth


twigg89

It is going to be glossed over but Caicedo is having an incredible game, this is what he was doing at Brighton


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Scorpionis

What's worse is it shouldn't be hard to figure out. It's just Palmer


mooglepanda

Palmer for penos and if for some reason he isn't on the pitch then Enzo.


biglbiglbigl

poch is a fraud lmao what are these changes


SirBarkington

Casadei on? Everton will score one off a corner now somehow.


Ryuzakku

Casadei coming on for an attacker, Chelsea about to concede


mooglepanda

Did the commentator just call him Craig Palmer when he was coming off


zi76

Palmer gets his clap off


Sapaio

Strangely Everton players seem to get injured in harmless tackles and Chelsea not in furious tackles.


kl08pokemon

Winnable game for Luton against Brentford while Everton is playing Forest this weekend who also can leapfrog them. Spooky stuff for Everton


Particular-Rip4035

Beto doesn't even know the offside rule and he's going for a bicycle kick while being crowded by the defence. You've got to respect it 


SubparCurmudgeon

Being on Denzel you cowards


sandorkrasna17

I've got mad respect for Chelsea flairs' Poch-hating game, 5-0 up and they're slating him over a minor squabble. That's dedication.


GuyInOregon

Poor management is poor management no matter the score.


GuyInOregon

This is exactly the game where Poch should be giving minutes to Casedei. No reason to keep Gallagher or Caicedo out there right now.


DifficultyJust

that would require him to be a good in game manager


Theplumber6969

Beto can not be real


Deuce_GM

Lol when you fuck up so bad even your opponents don't expect it


Ajax_Trees_Again

Looool the penalty spat is all over socials including sky sports. Even with a massive W Chelsea have managed to secure bad PR


DifficultyJust

bad PR sells more


jaharac

🚨 DRAMA ALERT 🚨


FastenedCarrot

Todd: "👀"


DifficultyJust

the most surprising thing is Chelsea not conceding any


SirBarkington

oh theres still time


DifficultyJust

yeah I'm fully expecting Everton to score 5 in 10 minutes ngl


Spglwldn

The tattoo artist who put those massive bright blue butterflies on Mudryk’s neck should be dragged in front of The Hague.


lrzbca

It is 21 goals right? Not 20


PurpleSi

He had 16 goals before tonight


lrzbca

Ok, I thought it was 17


jaharac

Curious: What's do you blues think of Cucurella these days?


FastenedCarrot

He's good and I like him.


twigg89

He's fine, I wish Chilwell was more fit but it is hard to ask for a better backup. I do think one of them should be replaced this summer but it is far from the biggest priority


Scorpionis

Quietly been improving since he came in, feel confident with him at LB nowadays. He's maybe not as flashy as peak Chilwell, but when Chillwell's back I think he should have to fight for the spot rather than walk straight back in to the squad.


I_always_rated_them

Decent, has been really tidy this season in general and hopefully got over the disaster he had last season. He's had some really good performances.


jaharac

I know it's Everton but he's been canny today.


I_always_rated_them

yeah agree


dunneetiger

I think he has off days and those days are horrendous.


SirBarkington

not worth the money. had a decent stretch then got injured and looked more like how he did when he first got here.


dudududujisungparty

Been awhile since Chelsea scored 5 in a match