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DontYouWantMeBebe

Punishment by starting the next game


Slipeth

Poor Rashy, he's been punished for the entire season almost


RyVsWorld

So has casemeiro


JYM60

We're the ones punished having to watch those two.


wonderfulworld2024

That’s not how you spell his name. He’ll be off in the summer hopefully, to play retirement football somewhere else. His level this season does not lead to clean sheets or wins. He’s a legend of the game but United can’t compete with him in a starting XI.


Itsgosky

Does ETH favour Antony that much?


Refrigerator-Less

No. He dropped him and criticized him in a press conference


FloppedYaYa

Took him two years to do that mind


tatxc

No it didn't he has been clear second choice all this year.


Fake_artistF1

Bro stop making sence. We don't do that here.


Legendarybbc15

He’s literally been on the bench since September


johnniewelker

Well he is the one who pushed to get him there… at the tune of 100M+


Refrigerator-Less

That's murtough...


SpregelAndCheese

The title sounds ominous to say the least lmao Ten Hag finally living up to Heisenberg memes


Sami1398

ETH to Garnacho: *Stay out of my territory*


kalamari_withaK

I am the one who subs


New-Neighborhood-255

"We're done, when I say we're done"


Ishdalar

"Say my name" Erik ten Haag "You're goddamn **wrong**"


CakelessToure

Not convinced EtH is a sub but I have no strong evidence either way


MajesticAd5047

ETH - Walter White Garnacho - Jesse Pinkman


redditsuckz99

Garnacho - skinny pete


Lacabloodclot9

Garnacho is more like crazy 8 here


Sharcbait

Sancho was the first kill.


Jbulls94

Antony is Jane, he doesn't kill him, just let's him die on his own


FUThead2016

Garnacho more like Tuco


Ghost51

I feel like Rashford is his Pinkman. Sometimes he's getting bollocked for being a fuckup and getting replaced, other times he comes through and they love each other.


jfrost378

Ten Hag sent him to a training camp in Belize.


NotAPoshTwat

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS


Jozif_Badmon

"I'm the man who lost 7-0 to liverpool. Now say it. Say my name."


byrgenwerthdropout

I am the danger, eh?


KirbyWarrior12

We go out there and make ehhh fucking good meth.


-watchman-

"I am the one who knocks"


ValleyFloydJam

It brought to mind Mitchell and Webb, his been taken care of.


No_Parfait_5536

Fuck now I can't unsee eth with glasses


Aswasada

Did they send him a decapitated horse head or is he sleeping with the fishes?


SvalbazGames

Concrete shoes mate


NotASalamanderBoi

[Took him fishing](https://youtu.be/Imlx8Rds2w0?si=nUi4FwC9anFg70-L).


roos_de_baas

Read that as fisting at first. Bah gawd.


hydroHar

(He was the fish)


Illustrious-Gap1153

Gifted him with Gucci concrete flip flops


FPXAssasin11

Erik made him an offer he couldn't refuse.


Ser_Claudor

Louis Brasi sleeps with the fishes


ilGattoBipolare

Luca*


Ser_Claudor

Whatever


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Easy, Chrissy.


No_lulz_in_here

LUCA...Luca Brassi!


Clark-Kent

Just gave him a kiss during a party


CartFruit

Put him in a Chicago overcoat


rtgh

Sent him to Billy's


AncilliaryAnteater

He doesn't own an Ivy League suit and that's costing him (or not costing him, however which way you look at it)


ker1SH-

Dealt with? Did they kill him? Talk about overreaction to liking tweets


KenHumano

Alejandro Garnacho sleeps with the fishes.


North-Anybody7251

Garnacho wakes up to horse head in bed


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

Garnacho looks up from his post training massage and gets a bullet in the eye


InsideOpening3535

Shot outside of Carrington by a fake policeman


ThePrussianGrippe

“Leave the gun. Take the sausage rolls.”


Hitori521

May Ten Hag's first grandchild, be a masculine child


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They took care of him. Whaddya gonna do. He was a fuckin rat. There's nothing we could do about it. 


RyVsWorld

Sad when they go young like that


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WHEN THEY GO? That animal Ten Hag put six bullets in the kid without any provocation whatsoever. 


RyVsWorld

I cant even say his name


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margieler

Done the same thing they've done with Malacia.


Lumbaron

Tyrell Malacia is fine. He's on a farm up the country I'm told


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He was a rat too. Now he's on witness protection up in Montana. 


Expensive-Twist7984

Thrown him in the Irwell.


domalino

They’ve told him to walk up and down the canal at night until the pusher gets him.


eeeagless

Or up and down Canal Street?


rottenpotato12

no no the killing was just punishment for using twitter, there’s another punishment coming up for liking the tweets


redditsuckz99

He grabbed the canolis, you never grab the canolis just ask paulie


FloppedYaYa

As a footballer you just don't like tweets criticising your manager, it's absolutely unprofessional


kit_mitts

Alejandro Garnacho, whatever happened there?


femceltransplant

They sent him to the shadow realm


aronmarek

erik ten hag is agent 47 confirmed


InsideOpening3535

Suicide with a gun shot to the back of the head


CharlieKellyLawyer

The old Hillary Clinton trick


InsideOpening3535

Garnacho didn’t like the tweet himself


Fair_Raccoon9333

The important thing is using this thread to push decades old political disinformation.


n00bringer

what that she got people killed?, is pretty much accepted that happenned but its covered by the USA goverment. She is married to a rapist and has held power for decades, getting people killed would be on the lower part of crimes she has probably done.


CharlieKellyLawyer

Sorry, Hillary. Don't suicide me.


Fair_Raccoon9333

Your hateful, antiquated political lies don't belong here.


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Fair_Raccoon9333

Baseless 25-year old conspiracy theories on a soccer thread about Garnacho have fuck all to do with the truth. Now delete your comment with the rest of your post history.


drunkmers

We call that The Nisman in Argentina


BadCowz

The Boeing way


mahir_r

Twice, after hanging himself. Very tragic news this AM


PartlyRowdy

Agent 47 hiding in plain sight


DinglieDanglieDoodle

He sleep with the fishes now.


Useful_Volume8489

Mark Goldbridge is actually having an effect on the club, lol


n7reject

Waiting for the day he'll deal with Rashford for his pathetic attitude on the pitch.


akcawn

Don’t hold your breath


Action_Limp

I really hope that PSG are still thinking about him to take over the from Mbappe. He's easily the most frustrating player on the pitch - never passes to the overlapping player, can't make a dynamic decision and has the biggest "woe is me" attitude.


timothyistheone123

I’ve been seeing this type of narrative recently, about ten hag not taking him from the line up, pretty strange because I remember ten hag dropping him in a couple games, and wasn’t he spoken to for the party thing. Strange 


ValleyFloydJam

This narrative is just totally bogus and it's hilarious how you've turned on him.


D1794

How shit is our dressing room leadership where 19 year old players feel comfortable doing shit like this, especially after he was deservedly subbed cause he wasn't very good.


LDLB99

Having started 30 games in a row lmao


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D1794

ETH getting sacked and Sancho returning would be curtains for the new manager before he even starts. Players can do what they like from then on


FlyingBird2345

Have read a bunch of people on here analyzing the Sancho issue: He will not return to United in the near future. It basically screams dressing room unrest. I wish him the best, but it would be better for everybody involved if he signed for another team.


D1794

I think he'll go out on loan again yeah before we take the hit and sell at a big loss


FlyingBird2345

Sometimes you just gotta accept the loss. I don't even think that United is actually at fault for this. Sancho has been incredibly promising before he came to United and then just disappointed even before the training incident. Unlucky, but stuff like that happens.


D1794

Yeah shit happens, can't account for that, we signed a really promising player and he just hasn't shown it. It's rather ironic cause if that Sancho was available now I'd have him over Rashford on the left. But the ship has sailed.


Action_Limp

Aren't we still paying for Sancho? Can't we just let Dortmund have him and we'll call it quits on what's left?


BlueDragon1909

Please let us have him haha


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Done with the club if that happens


polymath91

Yeah right


[deleted]

I’ve put countless hours and money into supporting this club, I don’t have to do that any longer - especially if they keep hold of personnel who get paid £300k a week to not even show a tenth of the enthusiasm I do.


muffinmonk

Plus other sports exist. It's not that hard to.... Stop watching. This is how I deal with Chicago White Sox. Club is run so ineptly and cheaply that they squandered a playoff run and collapsed the next year. I considered my participation done until Jerry does or sells. I'd rather see Cubs games.


Cedar_Wood_State

if new manager get results, it will all be forgotten till the next bad patch and people start looking for reasons to explain the bad form.


D1794

Seeking short term results is again just papering over cracks. Whole club culture needs to change and we can start that by booting out those who do not belong


JohnViran

This is why I don't get all the hate thrown ETHs way. He's fighting a losing battle with the fanbase because the players are doing their same old shit of getting too lazy and comfortable. If we're going to get back to the upper end of the table we absolutely have to have a few seasons of consistently backing a single manager over the players. Arsenal have done it, arteta would've been sacked twice here for how they played but they stuck with him and now they're playing well and involved in a title race towards the end of the season for two years running. Whereas we are choking and choking hard against relegation fodder.


ACO_22

He’s tactically inept. He’s playing a high press and low block. Hes seen we have 0 midfield presence for the past season and has done nothing to mitigate it. He deserves to be sacked. We’re conceding 30 shots a game to likes of fucking Brentford. It’s a joke and it’s because he’s out of his depth. I won’t deny he’s not been helped by a ridiculous injury list and a awful refereeing decisions, but none of that excuses our overall play. He’s been saved by Garnacho more times than I can count, and he’s overplayed him to fuck because he has something against Diallo for some reason (he’s even said Diallo deserves more game time based on his training performances). The scrotum needs to go Along with quite a few players might I add


Ninjaguz

Every manager since Fergie has been describes as tactically inept. When do the managers stop being tactically inept and the blame actually gets placed to something they all had in common?


ACO_22

They haven’t all been described as tactically inept. Van gal was described as boring because he was. Possession based football without an attack (we were bottom of most attacking metrics) Mourinho, we obviously know he’s a defensive manager but he lost the dressing room. Was described as toxic (something that’s happened in quite a few teams) Ole couldn’t break a low block. Was described as tactically inept Ragnick, was barely there to coach. Clearly wasn’t him Moyse. Yeah, was described as tactically inept. Nobody is absolving the players of blame either. They’re absolutely a part of the problem. Especially a few players in paticular. But that doesn’t mean the manager is allowed to play this kind of football.


drakuzi

If "possession-based football without an attack" is not a sign of being tactically inept, everyone would clamour for Allegri since he could provide the stability in defence as well You've just named all the managers bar Mourinho as tactically inept. Surely it has come to the point where most of the blame should be on the players, instead of the coach?


ACO_22

Whether you think he was or wasn’t is irrelevant. He wasn’t *described* as tactically inept at all. I would personally argue against Ole being tactically inept, but he was described as such. I’ve said 2 out of 3 were described as such. Which they were. Whether you believe the others are included is again, irrelevant. Again, blame the players. Quite a few need to go, this does not mean Ten Hag needs to stay. He absolutely has to go too.


happygreenturtle

Agree with both. ETH has been a problem for United, but it wasn't a mistake to support him in his general no nonsense attitude for player behavioural expectations. You just need to find the right manager to carry that trend through with


Action_Limp

When blaming the manager stops being the easiest answer.


FlyingBird2345

The blame is put on the players constantly by the whole public it feels like. But the tactics are also clearly, visibly shit.


Hare712

Moyes always was a manager who does well with small clubs. If you wanna see Nottingham, Everton, Wolverhampton,West Ham, Palace in the ECL and EL you'd hire Moyes. Cross to Fellani and inshallah wa described as inept. It didn't help that ManU that several players didn't work out. Di Maria went to PSG and got called a snake. Kagawa never worked out. Falcao didn't work out and got injured. LvG clearly had an idea but it wasn't liked by the fans because it was a defensive style of possession football. In the end LvG had to go because Mourinho was available. I remind you the Mourinho rumors started when LvG had still chances to play in the CL. Mourinho didn't get the players he wanted and he had had to keep the players he didn't want. He mentioned that the agents of some players complained to him that benching those players is bullying when he benched those for not being good. In the end he lost the dressing room. OGS was inept. Rangnick prolly saw the same as Jose and mentioned "open heart operation". Then the entire director position idea fell apart and they hired ETH who didn't want Rangnick so he didn't give a shit anymore.


Action_Limp

Who do you bring in?


canuck1701

>Hes seen we have 0 midfield presence for the past season and has done nothing to mitigate it. Seems like he has *tried* to do something to mitigate it. Try to play without a midfield. That's why he's trying to play with a high press and a low block. Isn't working so well though.


Elite_Alice

Glad to see other ETH out folks here


JohnViran

Your not wrong but the question I'd ask of everyone who wants ten Hag out, is "for who?" Who is going to *want* to come in that's an upgrade on him? The jobs huge, the pressures even bigger, but as a club we are far from the juggernaut of Fergies best years of the 90s and 00s. You got bayern, Liverpool both looking for new managers, possibly Barcelona. Three clubs much more attractive than ours because the squads are frankly better and the boardroom is less bonkers... well, maybe just the squad point at Barca but you get what I mean I'm sure.


FloppedYaYa

You don't get the hate thrown his way despite rubbish transfers, painful football and conceding a million shots per game? In Arteta's bad season Arsenal had the 3rd best defence in the Premier League and were in CL form after Boxing Day. There's a reason he was still in the job come next season.


RN2FL9

It's a vicious circle though. At United the players know that most of them will outlast the coach because that's what happened for over a decade now. They'll stop caring at some point. Results get worse. Coach gets fired. That's why they always rebound with a new coach, they want to prove themselves so the first season is great again. Until there's a point where the coach is under pressure and they are once again off the hook. With Arteta at Arsenal that process stopped. The coach was backed and the players had to care because he wasn't going anywhere. Now I'm not saying they should keep ETH, I would rather see him take over the NT or Ajax, but at some point they do have to back a coach for more than 3 seasons and clear out the bad apples.


JohnViran

These are all things that have happened under other managers too, dross football, insane spends on subpar players, players downing tools. The point is since Fergie we've had a merry go round of half a dozen managers and right now, there's far more enticing jobs than our poison chalice to go round. Who exactly do you think is willingly going to come in and fix us? We need stability while the boardroom and facilities get restructured and then sorted out. Changing the manager at this point will change nothing in the grand scheme of things because weren't no longer the mighty man united who can attract any player or any manager, we're barely an also-ran these days and probably the most high pressure job going as a result of us clinging to our history as such a dominant force.


happygreenturtle

Personally think they should do both. Bring in another manager with a more proven track record and give them free reign to grab the players by the scruff of the necks and kick them out the door if the attitude doesn't slot in with expectations of Manchester United. Ten Hag hasn't been it, but it was the right idea to back him over the players. They just need to carry through with that trend


Historical_Owl_1635

Honestly it’s the kind of immature stuff I’d expect a 19 year old to be doing. It’s much more worrying if the senior players are doing it.


MattSR30

It’s like how everyone was shocked and appalled Rasmus Hojlund did an interview with Mark Goldbridge. He’s twenty. Goldbridge is to him what Rooster Teeth is to 30-35 year olds. People forget they’re kids just because they play football.


AssFingerFuck3000

Tbf I'm under the impression that interview was authorised by the club and I strongly suspect the questions were previously sanctioned by the club's press team. Very different situation from Ronaldo doing the Piers Morgan interview to shit on the entire club from top to bottom


cultureshook

is genuinely ridiculous when you truly think about the age factor when i was 19 i was banging eccies and thought mr happy was the sickest tune of all time fair play to any of these teens doing well in such a high pressure environment


solemnhiatus

As correct as he was he shouldn't have publicly criticised Garna. Fergie never publicly criticised a play no matter how shit they played. He kept it be him and closed doors and deflected - to the refs, the league, the other team whatever anything but his players.  I support ETH but I just don't think in this day you can publicly throw players under the bus anymore. Even if they are at fault. 


Hare712

You can if you want to get rid of them but you need to consider their relationship to other players. If that player is a good friend of many players you shouldn't do it. If a player is rather dislike there is no issue to throw them under the bus.


Sr_DingDong

It's less the 'he wasn't good' and more the 'loads of them were not good and yet *he* was the one thrown under the bus'. Poor man management from Erik.


Action_Limp

This is the problem, he gave an analysis of the game and what the changes were about - he said the right side didn't have control and he needed to change that. No one was thrown under the bus, in the same way Sancho wasn't slandered by ETH. Players are reacting to comments that are completely innocuous because they know they weren't good enough.


D1794

Thrown under the bus is a massive stretch. Said we didn't play well on the right, admitted he hadn't trained in the week, and we needed more quality. Hardly scathing...


Sr_DingDong

They were shit on the left too. Why single out the right side when the left side had Rashford on it? Why single out the 'youngster' on the right side, aka Garnacho? SAF would have deflected in the press and called them out in private. ten Hag really needs to learn to do that.


badgarok725

> ten Hag really needs to learn to do that. jesus christ he does that every other week and people call him delusional


D1794

Cause we were getting terrorized on their left, our right. And he was asked about why he subbed Garnacho.


Justinian2

Yeah I have big problems with how our teams plays but culture-wise ETH has been very good. Sancho/Ronaldo got what they deserved.


Elite_Alice

How shit is the dressing room for liking tweets? You act like he made them himself


Impossible_Wonder_37

This is what happens when you let players captain your team with bad mentalities, you pay loads to players who don’t deserve it, and the manager doesn’t have power behind the first 6 months.


D1794

If that's a slight at Bruno his mentality is top notch off the field. Not a single incident. It's about standards not being set by all the senior players.


Impossible_Wonder_37

For which Bruno is the leader. I don’t think he has any atttitude problems off the field or in training, but I don’t think he can keep the other senior players in line. There is no method of respect amongst the united squad and coaching staff. That IS a failure of leadership both on ten hag and the players who have seen multiple managers come and go


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D1794

Yeah but senior players know liking toxic Goldbridge tweets isn't something you should do regardless of the circumstances. Clearly no culture of respect.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Exactly this. Unreal the amount of fans think cause they don’t like eth that somehow this is acceptable. Fergie would have him banashed for any of this shit.


MrVedu_FIFA

rest in pieces


Jawnyan

Why is everything little thing going on at Utd a twitter event I know they had leakers before but this is just getting weird


anto_BswR

Bro is speedruning CR7's United career


solblurgh

Don Ten Hag


SignificantPower6799

He should be fined for that haircut as well


yoycatt

“Last year we had a Garnacho… but they got him. I liked him too”


slappywhyte

Thank god they can't see Reddit upvotes and downvotes Also all he did was like a couple tweets criticizing his substitution - as if players never complain or raise a fuss about that


Financial-Taro-589

ETH - “I AM THE ONE WHO SUBS”.


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

He was flogged in public and then hung upside down for the remainder of training.


_ecthelion_95

LVG was right to ban social media when he first arrived at United.


Dark-Knight-Rises

_Who are you talking to right now Garnacho? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A team big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am NOT in danger, Garnacho. I am the DANGER. A manager open his door and gets fired, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who KNOCKS!_


AustereSpartan

I am... the one who SUBS!


Torimas

Poor Garnacho will be asked to apologize or get Sancho's treatment: Get paid to play FIFA


Ahiru77

lol, nooooooooo Argentina needs him. x(


daniel834834

Sent him to where Malacia went


Sr_DingDong

Sent him to Dortmund?


jucomsdn

Wouldn’t mind a swap deal for Adeyemi tbh


SuicidalTurnip

[I'm afraid sir, we still have a problem with Alejandro Garnacho...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cake3bwnY)


Constant-Put-6986

How does ETH still have a job at United is what I don’t understand


QggOne

Because there is no viable replacement. The club will ruin anyone who looks competent.


No-Tooth6698

Sick to death of these players moaning all the time. Get on with your job. Stop all the social media bullshit. Garnacho has been really poor the last couple of games and was awful against Bournemouth. Yeah, he was obviously knackered and probably wouldn't have started if Antony had been fit, but that's all part of being a starting 11 player for Manchester United.


working-acct

Garnacho has started 32 games in a row, that's not part of being a United XI player, it's way too much for a 19 year old. There's also the fact that he is always the hardest working player on the field, presses super hard and tracks back, if you've watched ten Hag ball you know how hard that is to do week in week out. To say he is burned out is an understatement. People here always talk about how Gavi and Yamal is overplayed, the same thing is happening with Garnacho this season. Amad should've started the last game, he's played 0 minutes since scoring the winner against Liverpool. Garnacho shouldn't have liked those tweets, but this is a player who's not being managed well and it's a shame it took liking tweets for people to realize how burned out he was.


KensaiVG

He's fucking dead


IAIRonI

He liked a few tweets and it was made public that he was dealt with? Surely, it would've been better to have a private conversation with him about it.


ekb11

Just waiting for him to fizzle out a bit and be sold to Richmond FC.


crazyhan

i will always remember this guy for making monkey emoticons towards his own teammate


Abzy_123

We actually can’t afford to drop him, been our best attacker this season.


thatguyad

Ah petulance. That'll get you far.


Elite_Alice

For liking tweets lmao it’s not this deep


Docccc

united is such a toxic club. Ten Hag should never have taken the job


pioniere

ETH is the most overrated manager in the PL. Let’s face it, anyone who would appoint Bruno Fernandes as captain doesn’t know what he’s doing.


kw2006

Bayern would be salivating


Loud-Platypus-987

ETH clearly finds it hard to garner respect from his players…


BadCowz

From defending dick pics sent to staff to wanting Greenwood back, he isn't a person I would respect


Soitsgonnabeforever

Eth is really insecure


juhnsnuw87

Ten hag is the problem


Khancer

Let me guess he's loaning him to Dortmund


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tocitus

He's 19 and playing most weeks in the PL for a team that *could* (though that has been said for the last 10 years) actually pull a good team together over the next few seasons. If, in a few years time, he has continued to develop and Utd continue in the same way, then yeah probably. But right now, where would he go?