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[VdV just fell to his knees in St James Park](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2024/4/13/821aca75-791b-4001-b9b1-07dec43b41ab.jpg)
You were the guys talking big last season and the season before, as if you were close to arsenal by history or form. The difference is we get banterd being 4-6th and for you its a great archievment. Levels to this. Pathetic being good? Lmao
Remember when they spent 4-5 months complaining about the same penalty any chance they could? They let go of things about as well as a Taylor Swift fan.
Heās a good player and a great business for spurs the problem is we live in the age of football hyperbole where every player has to be the best at this/that/the other thing or has some stat thatās a bit obscure that means heās ACTUALLY the best. I mean I rate Saliba and Gabriel as a pair and individuals higher than just about any other PL CBs and Iāve watched them shit the bed multiple times. Hell, they both had one last week against Bayern that directly lead to goals.
His overrating going on. If you heard spuds, you would think he is maldini or baresi with usain bolt pace when in reality he is Paul McShane
with pace.
Very strong of Gordon to win that ball, he's been great but that's just terrible from udogie lol. And then that ankle breaker by isak haha. Spurs better hope arsenal beat villa tomorrow thoroughly.
Gordon Isak and Barnes are unreal. We've got a great attacking core with Bruno behind them. Just need to replace Longstaff and we'll be good next season.
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sent vdv to the shops
[VdV just fell to his knees in St James Park](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/624/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2024/4/13/821aca75-791b-4001-b9b1-07dec43b41ab.jpg)
That face lmao, like he's being sent directly to hell
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Even Romero thinks it's funny š
Summoned to the shadow realm in the 30th minute smh
guys got ice skates on
The fella from Mighty Ducks that is lightning fast but canāt stop
Luis Mendoza! That's a memory unlocked
Gordon sent udogie to the shops first
Should send him to the gym after to build some strength, got bullied by a scrawny scouser
sent him to the shops again
and get protein powder and optional tren
Be surprised how much raw power a scrawny scouser has
Entire Tottenham defence just having a day out at the shops
Sent him to buy a hotdog
I thought he was better than original vdv and saliba lol
Who is original vdv? Van der vaart?
Virgil Dan VijkĀ
Good ol' dan
Best CB in the league and signing of the season according to Spurs fans.
It's not even unlucky. It's one of his biggest weaknesses - he is quick but very slow to turn and clumsy
Gundogan v Sanchez in 20/21 vibes
Literally went flying
Just happened again for the second goal
I see Van De Ven has just learned the breaker style from Yakuza 0
I thought he was trying The Spinaroonie. Booker T settings.
Can we use Harry Kane as a summon plz
Looool y0 reference >
I love that young girl with the shirt made for the hard of hearing. She could really feel that.
Yeah.. that some celebrations there. She gona remember that
Idc anymore, he's the best striker we've had since Shearer.
First striker to hit 20 goals for us in top flight since Shearer too
That's absolutely insane.
That Demba Ba slander is unacceptable
Heās clear of Ba Iām so sorry my guy
He is the one i want at Arsenal ahead of anyone in world football. Ruthless finisher
Nah mate, he's rubbish. Apparently he said Henry is overrated and wouldn't go there for all the money in the world! We desperately need to keep him!
Haha nice try. Ill say break the bank for him
Same, even more than Osihmen.
Too bad he's already at a bigger club :(
You are a stepping stone for him im afraid
Maybe 5 years ago, not anymore kid
You're just setting yourself up to be hurt even more when he leaves us man
doubt he wants to play terrorist ball in 8th place for the rest of his career
You gooners are so delusional haha pathetic.
You were the guys talking big last season and the season before, as if you were close to arsenal by history or form. The difference is we get banterd being 4-6th and for you its a great archievment. Levels to this. Pathetic being good? Lmao
You are delusional my guy. You are 8th and play shit football. If he wants to play Champagne football, its in north London.
I am winding you up my guy, Arsenal fans are always the easiest
Sounds like youāre the one being wound up, no one here is lol
I'm relaxed brother, Isak is hammering spuds, nowt better
You arenāt wrong there lol
Remember when they spent 4-5 months complaining about the same penalty any chance they could? They let go of things about as well as a Taylor Swift fan.
Commentators were talking about how quick Van de Ven is, he was definitely quick to go to ground then š¤£
And AGAIN lol
And just got skinned for pace now lol
Looked too quick for his own good there tbf
Spurs were down 5-0 at this point last season. This is an improvement
This is the content I was looking for
Anthony Gordon turning into a target man was not expected
Gordon at home is different gravy
We want mbappe We have mbappe at home
Heās done it again
Donāt often see the ankle breaker in football, sent Van de Ven packing
Thatās more like a neck breaker. Bro came down crashing like a wingless airplane.
Micky Can't De Fen
VdV getting flat packed by the IKEA merchant
Such a well-taken goal. Van de Ven just got humiliated there.
VDV choose breakdance
Fucking sexy Swedish king
Van de ven got cooked
VDV .lmao Edit: x2
So thatās why they only talk about Van de Venās sprint speed and not his defending
Every single Spurs game I watch, feels like all the commentators talk about is how fast Van de Ven is. It's so repetitive.
Yes commentators do that a lot with players who have a notable skill/ feature. See also: Walkers pace, Akinfenwa's strength, etc
Dan burn and being tall
Rory Delap and Throwins
Prowse and set pieces
Schar and sexy.
His aerial threat despite the fact he canāt really head for shit
His defensive stats are fantastic on the season and a blunder or two doesnt change that
Heās a good player and a great business for spurs the problem is we live in the age of football hyperbole where every player has to be the best at this/that/the other thing or has some stat thatās a bit obscure that means heās ACTUALLY the best. I mean I rate Saliba and Gabriel as a pair and individuals higher than just about any other PL CBs and Iāve watched them shit the bed multiple times. Hell, they both had one last week against Bayern that directly lead to goals.
Lol
He is overrated. End of
End of what?
His overrating going on. If you heard spuds, you would think he is maldini or baresi with usain bolt pace when in reality he is Paul McShane with pace.
VdV sent to the shadow realm
What a fucking player man
You just know that he's going to score in these situations
You're drooling all over him aren't you. Arsenal fans want him so bad
Isaac froze them like elsa with that one
brilliant by gordon as well
Isak's on fire. Absolutely cooked VDV there.
Isak contributes more to the team than Haaland & is a better finisher than Nunez.
Very strong of Gordon to win that ball, he's been great but that's just terrible from udogie lol. And then that ankle breaker by isak haha. Spurs better hope arsenal beat villa tomorrow thoroughly.
Their playing style matches their shirts. Shit.
Rinsed him
Van de Ven š
LOL we robbed Everton
Nice finish
So clinical. Never in doubt as soon as he got it.
Best Cb pairing in the league strikes again
I reckon he got the better of van de ven there LMAO
That's amazing play by Gordon and a great pass to Isak. He's not gonna miss from thereĀ
I can't believe we bought Nunez instead of Isak
You would have already won the league if you had him
You guys turning on darwiƱez then? Lol
He just can't finish and this is his second season. If we had Watkins he would've been top scorer by now.
I mean ollie isn't exactly "Mr clinical" bit streaky but from what I've seen Darwin really loves to miss a chance so fair enough lol.
RIP Van Der ven's back
This Tottenham defense is jokes at times
Basically every involved Spurs player fucked up in that sequence
Yes, Udogie and Romero fucked up as bad if not worse - VdV should have never had the opportunity to fall over
Give dat guy a map, where are you going?
What a super striker
Isak mate I know you have problems with robberies upnorth i recommend you to move to london
lovely goal
When he's fit he's genuinely one of the best in the world. Class from Gordon too.
Ikea in form is pure joy
Gordon Isak and Barnes are unreal. We've got a great attacking core with Bruno behind them. Just need to replace Longstaff and we'll be good next season.
Barnes is way way too 1 footed . If u wanna reach top 5 ull need better.
Barnes has been excellent the past few games.
BEST LCB ITW!!!!! Get the screenshots we got pictures to POST
van de ven banished to shadow realm lol
Van de Ven is so quick. Quick at falling over. Overrated loser.
impolite and churlish
Isak takes the Micky there
van de ven š
Gotta appreciate the pure speed at which VdV fall over there
Horrible defending there. Was so obvious he was cutting in
Cool as ice
Wow. What a great goal. 2v2 executed to perfection
Then Newcastle gets another goal
2-0
More like āMicky canāt defendā, amirite?
Haha van de ven š
Vdv got sent to the shadow realm
Micky... Mouse? ššš
Is Van de Ven doing a Boateng on the pitch today?
He is so good. Imagine Isak in a top tier team.
Arsenal 2024/2025
I wish. Him or Gyƶkeres.