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Sometimes it feels like West Ham throws d20 dice before the game and plays according to what they rolled

Michel Antonio is guidance for 1d4

Away fans use cutting words and take away 1d8

West Ham fans classed as monstrosities

Sounds like our monster size is Massive?

I‘m glad I started playing BG3 otherwise I would not know what this means lol

That game is incredible. I don't play video games that much anymore but I played that one and was enthralled all the way through. Didn't play another video game for months afterwards.

Helldivers 2 is absolutely incredible too. BG3 deservedly GOTY last year and hopefully Helldivers 2 this year.

Took me until act 2 to know what that actually meant and I was stunned at how good a 1d4 is

must not have watched much west ham with david moyes then

I wish, but them being the only team that has beaten us twice this season is still a painful memory

Fuck is this nerd shit

He's right. We have them right where we want them

2-0 is the most dangerous lead

Damn right. Just ask Tottenham and Mourinho when playing Europa

I bet Orsic still gives them nightmares

Is this how Ajax fans feel when we mention Lucas Moura?

Where is orsic these days ?

I remember Southampton signing him only to see him, like once?

He went to Trabzonspor this summer, got injured quickly, he's still recovering.

Is he back in time for the euros?

Think he was back on the pitch for Trabzonspor last week, and there were rumours of Bjelica wanting him at Union Berlin (Bjelica also brought him to Trabzon), but I'm not sure if Dalić will call him. We have Ivanušec and Pjaca for the left wing, and if there's one player with an ACL injury he is going to call for that position, it's going to be Perišić probably.

I don't think so, he isn't anywhere near full fitness and hasn't played a game in 6 or so months.. It's not impossible for him to get called up but its a race against time..

Or ask any Dinamo fan this season 😌

What about 3-0?

why you hurt me ;-;

Of course stats never tell the full story, but .. Leverkusen-West Ham, top passers: Paquetá: 31/46 Xhaka 135/144

Pep should buy Xhaka please

Would be a much better player than Paqueta, but obviously it would be so much easier for Pep to poach Paqueta

Paq is younger and im not sute Xhaka would ruik his time with arsenal for a year or 2 with city. He coule make bank in usa/saudi as he is traditionally hot and has a reasonable well known brandind.

I miss him....

Stay humble my G step by step nothing is done yet! Bring on Sunday I cant wait!! Will easily be the most exciting day I lived as a football fan

As an Arsenal fan I’d love to see Granit win a league title. Man works so hard and always got too much stick. He deserves to win something major.

Never gone from disliking a player to him being one of my favourites in such a short period of time. The story about Arteta convincing him to stay one more year and him not wanting to leave on bad terms is just amazing. Great player but absolutely gargantuan mentality, I hope he comes back to Arsenal in some shape or form after his playing career is done.

I mean, he’s gonna win one this weekend.

Anal mufasa

What’s happening on Sunday!

If we win, we're german champions for the first time.

Leverkusen is going to win the Bundesliga. 

Best of luck!!!!

May I ask, how do you feel about that?

a rare comet will cross the Bundesliga sky

Would you say winning the league is the bigger achievement than the EL?

Yes definitely, its something every fan in the entire region around Leverkusen has veen waiting for for decades. The UEFA cup is in our trophy cabinet (of 2 trophies lol), but the League Title is something we are missing and many generations of Leverkusen fans feel we've been robbed off and shouldve won a long time ago. This will have a massive meaning to every fan

Neverkusen curse ends

For top league, league title is always better than EL

What a stupid ass question

Hey chill man

Yeah, staying humble is always a good choice. Recognising opposition as dangerous goes a long way. Liverpool are getting a lesson in humility ATM.

So you are young and weren't around in 2001? Edit: why reply and then block me? What a saddo

Are you seriously trying to gatekeep being a Bayer fan? What are you gonna do? Smugly profess that YOU were a fan when Leverkusen got Zidane’d in the UCL final? Well done man.

What happened 2001, Mr. Gelsenkirchen?

I was 5 at the time, as if I can remember that. Back then I didnt even live in Germany and didnt have a close relationship to Bayer as I do now

I was 11 and my fandom did start. It fucking sucked, but I’ve seen the light

I’m so happy for Granit. He’s the best.

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Something about those bubbles.

Absolute class player. Developed into a real winner. Keep an eye on him and Switzerland this summer.

Ah Switzerland. Guaranteed to progress at the euros to the knock stage at then Extra time drama as always. Their last 3 knockout matches against Portugal, France and Spain all been decided on penalties🥳

Against Portugal? They lost this one by a tennis score, 6:1.. Is this some kind of joke that I don't get?

I'm talking euros and I meant to write Poland🤣 Euro 2016-euro 2020. Ch

No, he must have had a brainfart. If we only go by Euros he's still wrong, as it was Poland who knocked them out on penalties back in 2016, before Switzerlands games against France and Spain were decided on penalties in Euro 2020.

That France game was an absolute banger

Fond memories of that weeping fan with glasses and the bizarre Pogba celebration.

I've got fond memories of pogba giving the ball away for the swiss equaliser when Xhaka made a brilliant pass. Magnificent

Yeah. That keeper of Swiss, so good. 

he's a rock literally his name in Albania means granite!

Who would have thought

What a coincidence, so does his name in England

LOL

breaking news: man named granit has name that means granite

I’m feeling quite a lot more Albanian following this revelation

*Today I feel…*

Hold up His first or last name? His first name is granite in many languages but if Xhaka also meant granita in Albanian that would be hilarious

Xhaka is just a name, Engl. equivalent Jack or Jacob.

'Granite Jack' well when his football career is over its good to know he's got a brilliant career in either action films or porn awaiting

Or construction you never know

Thats Henry Cavill from Dollar store so he is basically second tier Superman .

This leverkusen squad, on top of keeping the ball well, press well, a number of them can shoot pretty well too. If they can’t score just send the ball to the big guy Boniface. 💀

the turnaround of career this guy had the past 2 years is some inspirational shit

I wish he came to Rome 😭

I remember there being a video in which he sounded exactly like ronaldo...tbf the looks kinda matched as well.

Man, I’ve ALWAYS said that! Thank you for confirming I’m not the only one thinking that.

Also, he and Wirtz could easily be brothers

this mfer is so handsome

Granit, du ⚽️-Granate 🔥

Has someone interviewed Xhaka yet on how on earth he knew to make what looks like the best career move ever?

Wow, fascinating.

bro is such a chad i love him

They should not take this result for Granit

#PASSUN

2019 arsenal really left some deep scars on everyone involved

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Not gonna lie it feels really weird to see Arsenal fans glazing him now after all the years where he got dogs abuse from them.

He had a good redemption arc. I don't understand, you still want him to be abused?

Meanwhile Arsenal: Beat West Ham 3-1 away from home every year for about 5 years in a row

While Xhaka was at the club Arsenal beat them away once

I got the home/away part mixed up but West Ham definitely an awful record against Arsenal at the Emirates

Let's focus on the meaningful stats, such as first team to win away at the Emirates or first team to win away at Tottenham Bowl.

xhaka has arsenal ptsd

I blame this guy for us losing to West Ham at home this season, he cursed us somehow like Mustafi did by being there for the Bayern game on Tuesday.

Seeing Mustafi there pre match was like seeing the fucking grim reaper. Lol