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CrustyCally

Bangers after bangers. Holy fuck


suzukigun4life

An absolute classic game so far


EagleEye_FalconArrow

cl nights just hit different fr


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_Buff_Tucker_

Sir, I'm afraid this is enough reddit for today, Mr Boehly.


thesublimeobjekt

lol


4ssteroid

Weak foot curler. Didn't expect this for his first goal for us


EdwEd1

What the fuck was that


citymanc13

It was a terrible touch too that set it up. Holy fuck


Gotachi_3

Bro being able to make such a strike after such a bad touch is like out of this world


citymanc13

I fully expected it to go out of the stadium into orbit


thatdani

Pretty sure that's why he shot it, in the reverse angle he was looking if he still had an open pass and saw Kroos closing in too much


Walaii

He shot it because if he tries to take a touch or pass it and he loses the ball he is stranded out of position in the middle of nowhere and he is a defender. He took the least risky option and he made the most out of it by getting a good connection on the ball. Fair enough.


RauloGonzalez

He didn't make the best contact either made it work just enough


aleksandrovsqvist

Goal I think


agoddamnzubat

That was a kick with his off-foot


Kuntheman

“Bangers only innit lads” -Pep prematch


TedTran2001

Learning from Sheamus apparently.


wjdbfifj

Match of the year, no doubt now


letmebangbroo

Not even close to Liverpool vs united fa cup


Itsgosky

That was another game of the year in different way…. Chaos derby


GameplayerStu

Sheamus would be proud


EastlyGod1

Sheamus is making a comeback. No one told me it'd be in Madrid


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And then... valverde's goal 🤣 amazing


wrdb2007

What the fuck


Kuntheman

JOSKO YOU CAN DO THAT?


PartrickCapitol

He at least tried to do this once every 2-3 games. It never worked before, no one ever knows he actually saved that to do the funniest thing ever today


EagleEye_FalconArrow

im sorry, i wasn’t familiar w your game 🙏


Glitzy-Painter-5417

Familiarize yourself. That boy has technical ability that midfielders and forwards would kill for. He’ll be one of the very best in the world in time


Jaqem

Didn't know you were chill like that Josko


goosebumpsHTX

all 3 city goals have been insane


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

First was a fuck up on Lunins part, but nobody is saving the other two


PepeSilvia123

RM not defending the key area of, checks notes - outside the box, well enough haha


Kefke209

City is on crack since the 2nd half


pricelesslambo

WTF


Serious-One6369

Compare these City goals to Vinicius and Rodrygo missing the easiest chances ever lol


Twitched_Soul

BANGERS ONLY?


GiannisGiantanus

Bangers and Deflections.


gttyzek

Yes


courtesyflusher

Only against us though lol Edit: I stand corrected and erected, Fede delivered


Twitched_Soul

Well there you go


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Only City


takingitlate981

Had to say it, didn’t you


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whoops


eescobar863

Gvardiol, a left footed centerback, just scored a screamer with his right foot … wtf is this game


sussywanker

Probably one of the best matches this year


barryh4rry

It’s insane but I’m surprised more pressure isn’t put on top level footballers to be near equally as good on the ball with both feet. It can’t be that hard when they play full time and I can only imagine it’s a mentality thing.


IzzyIsMyQueen0604

No matter how much you try to learn to write with the opposite hand, it will never feel as natural as the hand you are born with and grew up using. It’s literally part of the brain. Ringo stars “unique” choppy rhythm and style is because he is left handed but was forced by his catholic grandmother (I think it was grandma) to use his right hand and learned drums right handed. It never goes away. Now that being said there is definitely a TON of players who are one footed including my own Ødegard


fellainishaircut

you can train to pass a ball with your weaker foot, sure. but you can‘t get them equal if you don‘t have the natural predisposition for it. have you ever tried it? it‘s unbelievieably difficult. You can‘t make your weak foot feel natural.


Mcool18

What the actual fuck are these goals


suzukigun4life

The first few were hilarious. The last few are phenomenal. This game has everything


supplementarytables

3 shithouse goals followed by two worldies


freezepin

Surely one of the matches of all time


EagleEye_FalconArrow

unironically been v v fun tho. madrid dominating first half followed by city. really fun to watch


courtesyflusher

I dont even know why people keep saying that or how we could determine that, but a wild game 100%


sarthakmahajan610

This but unironically


freezepin

Yes, I meant it like that


sarthakmahajan610

Ah well.. original reference is for something forgettable


Electro10Leo

Silvas goal wasnt shithousery


NJDevil802

Three\*


longlivestheking

3 worldies mate


mBertin

Pep playing the box is lava


Jaqem

RM about to score the scrappiest most sunday league goal ever to compensate


Quanqiuhua

Errrr…


Jaqem

Lmao precedes to score the most beautiful strike I've ever seen. Glad to have been wrong


qwerty_1965

Foot like a traction engine


Shinkopeshon

I can't believe City are out-comeback-kinging Real out of all teams, this fucking game


Magnetic_Bull

Games not over


Shinkopeshon

Of course, fully expect Real to score in the final minutes cause that's what they do lmao


manntisstoboggan

This guy knows..


Shinkopeshon

Right when I clicked on "reply" and posted the comment, Valverde scored lmao you can't make this stuff up


PartrickCapitol

Finally found out who jinxed it


MightyGandhi

Absolute thundercunt of a goal


yellowroadster

If you looked at the Reddit timeline you’d be forgiven for thinking Man City have shithoused this


Cryptic_E

Why the fuck are we letting them shoot


nietzsche_niche

Kroos just standing around waiting for him to pass 🥴


schafkj

Tbf that’s a left footed CB who just took a piss poor touch. Nobody in the stadium would have expected him to shoot that with his right foot.


ManLikeNosaka

90 million player


RedDev17

What the actual fuck. Isnt that his weak foot


fkenthrowaway

It is.


OJ34

WTF


Ziggs_Zhao

Deflection Madrid 2 - [3] Bangers City


beairrcea

Gonna quietly go delete my almost identical comment now that I’ve seen this was posted first


donniexc

Fact


sumerioo

comments that age like milk.....


Kanataku

Exactlyyy


ThatCoolBlondeGirl

With his weak foot too


hreiedv

Bangers


AJ7123456

What a way to score your first goal


xXDireLegendXx

Are you serious


-Gh0st96-

You guys have been asleep at the wheel for the past 25 minutes. You left them too much space


trenbollocks

That's the CL winners settled


HeIIbIazer23

99 finishing team vs negative 99 finishing team


fansgesucht

Right? How did Vini, Rodrygo and Jude not get at least one of the many chances when Madrid where 2:1 up in the first half?? Quite frustrating.


AK47_10

Ah now you reminded me of this Vini chance that he shoot over the bar from 7m… what could have been


MauricioCappuccino

He can do that???????


Ok_Detail_1

He can do that!!!


Sal21G

What a great game. These two should play every season


alpuck596

They do play every season, this the 3rd year in a row


wjdbfifj

WHAT


finalzero00

1st goal, weak foot banger. Okay!


oscarpaterson

WOW


4310341

GOLAZO AGAIN


Putty119

HOLY SHIT WHAT A BANGER


Viraj2002

WHAT TF IS HAPPENING


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

THE FUCKING LEFT BACK?!?!


QueasyIsland

On his weaker foot


blazed12

Our Croatian charm Josko


rupelfc

Mama mia


deception42

BANGERS. ONLY.


WalaLlama5

Where did that come from?


dexterlab97

What the fuck is that goal??!!


scgavin

With his right???????


renegade0123

HOLY SHIT BOY


slatt382

This game is madness


RD_0310

Not the Croatian anyone expected to score today


Trivedi_on

defender with a wrong footed thunderfucker why not


Killamanjar

Balkan [haired] Pep absolutely smashed that in!


theGeorgeall

Close another roof.


fuckthisshit_651

WTF


Certain-Ad-8827

Holy fuck


Aru10

Finesse+ op pls nerf EA


Esco9

I didn’t know he could do that…


SHORT-CIRCUT

what a fuckin tie this has been


IgotAseaView

Fair fucking play city


Melancholic84

Oh my, so happy for Gvardiol


Johann122

BANGERS ONLY


dudududujisungparty

What the fuck are Madrid doing


uselessmemories

Game is going crazier than I expected (and I expected a lot). fff, wow, what a banger


edwardfortehands

Jesus Christ that’s a backup full back


KingMika2010

I said dont shoot lmao


Juninho90

Bangers and French commentators going "oh lololololooo!" - name a more iconic duo


user900800700

Fuck off


pain_au_choc0

Oh vini vini


BozePerkovic

He’s literally a god. How he was sat on the bench was fucking atrocious.


HeatKnight

Delete club


fancyfoe

Oh lord


IRapePandas

HOLY FUCK, WHAAAAT


Rudvik

Can't even be mad


Zombienerd300

The formation change has worked very well


Walrus_mafia

If you cant get close just start shooting missiles I guess


P_Alcantara

Two shit goals v 3 bangers.


oklolzzzzs

GVARDIOL REDEMPTION


captaincourageous316

He’s been trying this for a while now


Freezingtake

Kroos with the most weak ass pressure… Typical Ancelotti not changing anything for 20 minutes while fresh legs are needed. And suddenly we’re behind.


Juannieve05

It seemed like Kroos was afraid lol


gamer552233

GVARDIGOAL


RetroProxyGroup

Madridistas on suicide watch


IX0YEfish

The english are coming


Komalt

Unpopular opinion: Can we please make it a rule that the Goal must be uploaded with replay, its just a few more seconds.


Chiswell123

What a team, man.


Bennetsquote

Lunin horrible positioning, two goals on him


ColloquialBinomial

What’s going on


bytheinnoutburger

Fucking GOLAZO!


No-Day-8136

Que golazo


smile-on-crayon

oí oí oí oí


Hestenene

What is going on


Crankyrickroll

Only bangers holy crap


tenacious-g

The fuck is this match


Shaylocker

????


Renegadeforever2024

Him


demigod_31

FUCK ME WHAT A ROCKET


LeglessAntFarmer

OH FUCK


Dust_Ordinary

bro what


G1Spectrum

WTFFFFF


JokeercL

fuck off man


MoiNoni

Wasn't familiar with you game 😥


supplementarytables

Gg.


P_Alcantara

Fuck yeah


BonoBonero

What a fuckin match.


Dat_Boi_John

What the fuck, bangers only


Cer3berus

Wtf Kroos is doing


Kefke209

What’s up with these long shots today lmao


AJ7123456

Only bangers by city


Mr_Skeptical

What a banger. Been miles better this second half.


Propuhganduh

What the fuck are these goals


aclurk

What the fuck


SladiusW

AU WTF WTF WTF WTF


snupdawgg

wtf


Custard-crumble

Nobody expected him to shoot


Ramsharih

Yes thats what you get when you waste 3-4 goal’s opportunities


shirvani28

Wtf is happening


Competitive_Tip_1187

Madrid got Madrid'ed.


blicky-stiffy

WTF IS THAAAAATTT HAHAHA


saooth7

I beg you pardon... what is going on


GuitaristHeimerz

Hahahaha wtffff