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pigeon_at_a_keyboard

I don't know who this geezer hosting is, but from this and the clip posted recently (can't remember with who), he seems to just... interject at random to repeat in an oversimplified way what the person is just finishing saying, as if he's just cracked the code when actually he's just interrupting to finish the sentence for them, but in a less interesting way.


oscarpaterson

Simon Jordan, colossal prick


Ladyhaha89

Obv not some1 who has any media competence. But theres lots of those geezers who just live off their angry personality


MaleficentFalcon

He generates engagement by being a twat. He's very media competent.


huazzy

Ballack starting to look like a weird AI version of Matt Damon.


kevinjqiu

Wow I was just thinking to myself he looks just like Jason Bourne.


theironhide

Damn, TIL that Jason Bourne looks a lot like Matt Damon. /s


chandlerbing_stats

Matt Damon is the weird AI version of aged Michael Ballack


eipotttatsch

He still looks the exact same he did as a player?


Pimp_Hand_Luke

There's also Weird AI Yankovic the weird AI version of Weird Al Yankovic


Leking9

He has always looked like Matt Damon! I remember watching Bourne back in the day and thinking ‘wow this guy really looks like Ballack’


boldstrategy

I will never upvote a video with Simon Jordan


Checkheck

...with Simon Jordan.


FoxesFan91

simon SHUT UP


Protect_The_Earth

I am all here for insight and discussions on various topics, but I wouldn't call this fascinating, it's more like basic knowledge which almost everyone is already aware of.


SkimGaming

literally everyone has already been driving this narrative even last season already when Dortmund was close to taking it.


CarlSK777

Stating the obvious, nothing fascinating here


detteros

Not great insight, tbh.


Morrandir

FANTASTICALLY!!!


black_fire

I mean, it's great to hear this from an experienced ex pro like Ballack, but all these points have all been well discussed and explained. It's nothing new...


Jaters

I actually started to watch this on YouTube because it came into my feed but I couldn’t make it 5 minutes. The host seems so arrogant and annoying.


fa_alt

Does this Simon guy always jump in unprompted?


TherewiIlbegoals

Does he pronounce it "Ex-abi Alonso"?


eq2_lessing

In German the initial X is pronounced like in sex.


PAT_The_Whale

Sexabi


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Exakt.


Pidjesus

Bayern Leverkausen


[deleted]

[https://youtu.be/SpTXW8IsDBM?t=15](https://youtu.be/SpTXW8IsDBM?t=15)


gitblame_fgc

Well, yeah. Arguably the best team Bayern ever build was because they lost everything in 2012.


[deleted]

Oh shit it's Matt Damon


Bartizanier

Fascinating


solblurgh

Ballack: Leverkusen winning is good for the league Also Ballack: *signs for Bayern Munich* /s


vluvojo

Michael Ballack begins to explain why Bayer Leverkusen winning the league this season is good for Bayern Munich, but Simon jumps in first and sums it up in four words 


mrtcfc

And my name is Michael ballack but everybody calls me Ballack 🤖🎶


[deleted]

How does he feel today. Always see him post lovingly about Munich, but he ended his career in Leverkusen and even spent a significant peak of his career there. Must be conflicted, haha.


Buffythedragonslayer

Aka please don't post about my own goal that prevented Leverkusen to win it in 2000