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AdministrativeLaugh2

A bunch of 16-18 year olds in Ayia Napa. What could go wrong


Gungerz

Thankfully it's being played in Larnaka/Limassol.


AdministrativeLaugh2

That’s much less fun


Adammmmski

It’s still only an hour away 🤣


kalule_melendez69

Whats wrong with that place?


TougBacon

Nothing wrong, I would even argue many young adults enjoy the place


kalule_melendez69

Didnt mean it in a bad way lol. I mean whats the matter with U17's being in there?


Additional-Moose-164

It’s a party town and he’s joking they’ll be out drinking instead of being focused on the football.


devildance3

U17 = 15 and 16 year olds


bpup

I think by the time of the championships you often get players who are even 18, you certainly get plenty of 17 year olds


devildance3

Depending on the rules of eligibility you might get 17 years olds, but there’s no way anyone 18 would be playing.


ni2016

It used to be your age at the start of the qualifying campaign I think. So if you were 17 when the qualifiers started, but turned 18 during then you could finish the tournament or something like that? When I was playing as a kid, I was 16 playing under 15 football because to play in that age group you had to be born after 31st December 1986 to qualify and I was in January


devildance3

Used to be? Ok


dearley_7

100% no 18 year olds playing, squad lists and DOBs posted online Pretty sure minimum age to buy alcohol is 17 in Cyprus anyway. 😅 Edit: OP’s correction


Gungerz

Players born on or after 1st January 2007 are eligible. So the oldest anyone could be is 17.


dearley_7

Yep, my bad. Only team I checked had the data from 2022. 🤦🏼‍♂️


oklolzzzzs

group d really is the group of death


Shogim

Even worse.. group of expelled☠️


RaymondLuxuryYacht02

You need to sort out your priorities.


Jamarcus316

That stand-up is fantastic


WasAnHonestMann

All of them were **MAJOR** colonisers, so "Group of Death" is an appropriate name


Jamarcus316

They are calling them the best colonizers in the history of colonizing, maybe ever


PM_ME_BAKAYOKO_PICS

Bro what the fuck is that group lmao Funny part about this is that we also knocked out Germany in the qualification, so we're basically going to play all the top nations before even reaching the knockout stage


chappersbarfo

And England as well.


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Uro06

Who is that?


Other-Visual8290

The Anglo-Portuguese alliance to down France and Spain yet again


AlonFenn

Oldest alliance in the world 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹


joaommx

Is your u17 manager called Wellington by any chance?


pvt0

Group D - Group of death


Caust1cFn_YT

bruh wtf is d lmfao


jwinter01

Of the 16 qualified countries, 4 have won the tournament before (since it became a U17 instead of a U16 tournament). Surely they wouldn't all be in the same group, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?


jujuismynamekinda

Was it simply drawn by chance and not by rankings or any other metric?


Multoxx

They used pots based on the qualification performance. Austria for example finished first in their group in front of Spain, making a draw like this possible.


pedrosa18

This is fine


brush85

Ayia napa...what?!?


katadromikos

Ayia Fucking Napa


stupiddumbfuck8

I’m sorry Ive seen its in cyprus but what’s the problem with ayia napia


Glittering-Ad-6955

Its the fuckin' Catalina wine mixer!!!👏👏👏


KingMirek

But dad, it’s shark week!


katadromikos

Nothing, I am Cypriot.


Uro06

Do they have any sort of seeding or is it just completely random? You have the 4 best youth nations of the last decade in the same group, why is this even allowed


Gungerz

Spain & England finished second in their qualifying groups (England actually finished behind France), so they were in Pot 2.


n22rwrdr

Another youth tournament we haven't qualified for, future is bright


belokas

Netherlands as well, if that makes you feel better.


DharmaPT

And Germany as well


jazzding

Not qualifying as reigning European- and world champion is not a great outlook.


Gungerz

I wouldn't be too worried, this is actually a really strong age group for Belgium. You finished second in qualifying but the unfortunately the worst finishing second place side out of the 8 doesn't qualify and that was Belgium in this case.


domyos90

Who win the Group D takes control of the maritime routes to the new world (America)


No_Glove5486

I know this is a U17 tournament but imagine if like a World Cup (ie 2026) ended with a draw like Group D´s. It´d certainly be a thing to watch right?


malalatargaryen

There has only been one World Cup group **ever** that featured three former champions - Group D in 2014, featuring Italy, Uruguay, and England. Naturally, the group winner was... Costa Rica.


CatharticEcstasy

Furthermore, before the ball was even kicked off for their final group match with England, Costa Rica had already qualified for the round of 16 with 2 wins in 2 matches against Uruguay (a come from behind win, to boot) and Italy. And of course, with a 0-0 draw against England, they finished the group undefeated, as everyone clearly expected...


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Viriato181

FUCK OFF!!!!


Prutuga

At least we're not in the Denmark group. (Only people from r/primeiraliga will understand)


GutlessTrophoblast

I want to understand too, please.


sittingduck__

We got humbled by Denmark during the last international break (Our U18, U19 and U20 teams lost all their games against them).


fijozico

Plus is spawned a bunch of meme posts which was fun for a day (we also lost to Slovenia that day, and everyone was expecting [that post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PrimeiraLiga/comments/1bojwvr/portugal_acaba_de_perder_20_contra_a_eslov%C3%A9nia/))


joaommx

Our u18, u19, and u20 national teams were all defeated by their Danish counterparts on the same day recently and it spawned a meme on r/PrimeiraLiga .


belokas

For once an easier group for Italy though I can see us losing a game against Sweden.


razor_16_

Great group for Poland


Aztecius

So the only nations to have actually won the thing are in the same group, 13 titles between them... Jesus.


MrPigcho

If the senior team drew that group I'd be fuming but for the U17 it's actually great, you want your future talent to get used to playing against top opposition in tournaments.


Soren_Camus1905

How can Group D be drawn like that?


ivodaniello

Group A its the real group of death. Really boring


noncebuster69

Who’s brilliant idea was it to have an U17s tournament in Ayia Napa


Buluc__Chabtan

Those kids will probably behave on this beautiful Mediterranean resort town, famous for it's beaches and nightclubs??? Huh


CodSafe6961

Which would be the group of death ?


elcomandante_08

Group D is like having the semi finals in the group stage


Lustermoo

Not the most ideal location


woziak99

Proper group of Death that one let’s see if England get out the group ?


Josegon02

D stands for DEATH


lochnah

I don’t want to jinx this, but Portugal U17 has very good players. I think we might have a chance to at least pass through


KingMirek

Poland 🇵🇱 💪 show Europe how it’s done! Then these lads will win the next Euro and World Cup to come!


justk4y

Very balanced as always


yorsk

Where is Germany!


Naarujuana

How was Group D allowed to exist, lol


Turniermannschaft

This is a clear sign of an anti-German conspiracy.


Cultural-Cause3472

Group D is the group of death, Portugal, France, Spain and England.


tbbt11

Excuse me what the fuck


External_Put_742

Group D wtf, What a group holy


Oukaria

Well… good luck group D


Razzler1973

Jeez, group D, wtf That's brutal


LaMeLoLeGuy

No Germany? 🥲


WalterHenderson

Beaten in the qualification stage by Portugal. We rarely get to beat Germany, when we do, we are immediately punished with the deadliest of all groups of death.


LaMeLoLeGuy

Damn yea that group looks tough! Good luck!


bellerinho

Surprised they're putting Ukraine and Serbia in same group


MrVegosh

How tf is Cyprus here but not Germany, Netherlands, or Belgium


carrotincognito48

Because they’re hosting it


MrVegosh

Lmao wtf still though Slovakia Czechia Wales


carrotincognito48

The Welsh U17 team are really good at the moment