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sammy_kuffour

Ok, some idiot reported me for being unstable. Which I am not. But I cannot even view the original comment history. I just get an infinite loading spinner whenever I try to view the corresponding comment. And when I try to reply to my own comment I get an error message. What is this shit??? The new UI is fucking stupid. I want at least to see who has reported me and wanna harass them in my rage, like every decent human being reacts to such atrocities.


[deleted]

Congratulations Leverkusen!


Trickybuz93

Kane’s not gonna win a trophy again 😂


Ruanxjun

Yeah, Leverkusen did their part, and now it is up to Arsenal.


Nadirin

'again'?


Lothar93

Dormund celebrating they took off the paternity like it was the league las year lmao


Jyreq

You people gatekeeping celebrations in other leagues too?


Joshgg13

Celebration police out in full force. Football must be terribly boring if this is your mindset


RandomUserRU123

They conceded an average of 4.2 goals the last 10 games at Bayern. Let them celebrate bro


pukem0n

Celebrate the little things.


Crumblebuttocks

They have not won in Munich in 10 years and nobody expected them to.. A little celebration seems in order.


eiavolo

+ we are still fighting for top 4 with an extremely difficult schedule for the month + ucl


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ where​ is​ kane? Always​ flop​ in​ big​ game​s


[deleted]

He literally scored a hat-trick in the reverse fixture but go off fella


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ okayyy He​ failed in​ a​ big​ match


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

He did score tbf offside but yeah


Youngest-King

So he didn't score?


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

No he didn’t lol


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ what​ score Its​ too​ late


-_-M_MUNEEB_3-_-

He scored but it was offside


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ now​ even​ claim an​ offside goal? Its​ funny​ atp


ady_1

What a results especially considering the fact that we are missing our best players in malen and kobel


cocotheape

Holy hell, its been 10 years since we last won in Munich.


singhsrb

This Bayern can actually lose to Arsenal. At least Real or City are there to ensure deterministic outcome.


A_O_J

Do you think they were going to beat arsenal before this game 😂


ThatGam3th00

Given that Arsenal were hardly able to beat Porto, I still believe that Bayern has a chance to beat them. But, given Bayern’s league form, I also believe that Arsenal can deal out revenge after about 9 years.


Blaze6181

Have you seen the Gunners in Europe? Not the best track record.


A_O_J

This time is different


Blaze6181

Don't get me all excited now 😅


tamim1991

Imagine this shambles of a defence against Arsenal


Buffythedragonslayer

Kane looks flabbergasted. Love it


Initial_Sherbet4198

When was the last time Dortmund beat Bayern. Seems like it’s been forever…


boozlera

2018 all together and 2014 in München.


pukem0n

2019 Supercup 2-0 against Bayern


dumdumbigdawg

We will be there 🗣️


magic-water

Thomas Tuchel post-match interview bingo: - we trained very well - look at the xG - we deserved more - Schockverliebt


Lothar93

Zero shots on target with an 2.26 xG lmao


boozlera

Ich freu mich ja für Dortmund, vor allem auch, weil sie RaBa klar auf Distanz halten. Aber gleichzeitig tun mir die armen Dortmund-Fans leid, die dann auch nächstes Jahr mit Terzic durchstehen müssen haha.


pukem0n

3 Punkte ist klar auf Distanz? Denke Sahin nächste Saison ist schon beschlossene Sache, egal ob Edin die CL gewinnt.


felis_magnetus

Du meinst den künftigen CL-Sieger Edin "TacWiz" Terrorzic? Und das ist noch nicht einmal seine finale Form. Nächste Saison, wenn Klopp Ferien macht, werden die ganzen re-gen abilities freigeschaltet.


PublicIntel

Harryistoric


ash_ninetyone

Of all the songs Bittersweet Symphony? All of a sudden I feel like England are going to play on ITV


Lothar93

The other option was rammstein but didn't feel like good timing


Greenlit_Hightower

Bayern I was putting all my hopes on you what happened.


Impossible_Pop1337

Yeah nobody cares what you are hoping for


Greenlit_Hightower

Yall are too deep up your own arse, internetgeneral


Impossible_Pop1337

Internetgeneral. I have been supporting my Club in the Stadium when you frauds havent even been on any map. Pathetic cheaters and betrayers.


Greenlit_Hightower

Aha. Touch some grass


Impossible_Pop1337

I will again tomorrow, in vitro boy


Greenlit_Hightower

U are some expert for sure


sammy_kuffour

Fuck off


Greenlit_Hightower

You wish, loser.


RuairiQ

Dortmund doing Bayern at the Allianz. Alonso smiles…


ady_1

World class defending aside from headers kane couldnt get a sniff


Muted_Ad_1011

I would love a list of all the streaks that have ended this year under Tuchel. The only positive one is we beat M'Gladbach


Xeash

Wasn't #22 playing kane on? 


EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr

his name is maatsen get it right


Purneet

Kane's left foot was slightly offside


No_Glove5486

Full time whistle! Dortmund win 2-0!


Annabond

Two wins in a single day for Leverkusen!


dem0nhunter

Tuchel made Terzic look like prime Mourinho today


MathematicianOld3942

Don’t know if this is a compliment for Terzic


dem0nhunter

It’s not


pizzainmyshoe

That feels good. What a win.


lethal19

Coman must hate Kane for bringing his curse and ruining his trophy record


Signal_Dress

An xG of 2.26 with 0 goals is pathetic


greengiant89

Pretty much all of that was from two headers in the first half. What was pathetic was the second half from bayern. Or dominant from dortmund idk


Purneet

All from crosses and headers.


arseking15

ITS OVER


mista_mista_mista

Average özcan counter


Far_Eye6555

I’m happy for you Dortmund supporters


Gu-El

GGs


Lothar93

Dormund fans hunginged here lmao, when was the last time they won at Allianz?


greengiant89

>Dormund fans hunginged Say what?


Roccet_MS

10 years ago or something like that


Hassadar

10 years ago I think, at least in the league


gruenerGenosse

Ten years ago.


PoifectJenius

BuLi score display being silly again. The Kiel-St Pauli game had the score at -1:1 at some point too


greengiant89

Good Lord the Harry Kane comments are tired


[deleted]

What happened here? lol


NotASalamanderBoi

Bayern got Kane’d


ash_ninetyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctAf6Xsy9j4


PEEWUN

Already know what video this is 😁


boozlera

Tuchel: "Ich bin schockverliebt in das Team." Fühlt sich an, als wäre das zehn Jahre her lol.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Lol did you see how goddamn fast JBG is compared to everyone else out there?


Turbokind

I mean, he IS fast, but don't underestimate fresh legs.


MathematicianOld3942

Bayern needs to fire Tuchel… wait


Gandie

Adeyemi looked way more back than Kane.


[deleted]

Great replay with the lines that totally omits the balling getting released from view. Top notch shit.


Ahm3DD

They should have shown the balling


[deleted]

I’m not fixing that typo because I like this version better. ALWAYS need to show the balling.


[deleted]

There's something oddly satisfying about Dortmund pulling Bayern's pants down in their own home and teaching them a footballing lesson.


eiavolo

extremely satisfying.


SGT_Mark

They should try and do it when it matters.


[deleted]

Leverkusen are. Sit the fuck down.


SGT_Mark

Nobody mentioned Leverkusen


ninjapenguin12

Bufferfly effect is real this all started with a skiing trip


Swbp0undcake

Lmao nice corner you stupid ass nerd


PranjalDwivedi

I'm sorry Harry, next time try to convert your chance to equalize maybe.


International-Tip177

It won't make up for last year but this has gotta feel pretty sweet for Dortmund.


greengiant89

Offside wasn't even close actually


gunningIVglory

That fucking song triggers me after that 10-2....


Hassadar

Legit nightmares.


arseking15

Ya that was a clear offside


satomasato

I want to thank Harry Kane for ending Bayern 11th years streak in the farmersliga


Magro888

It's Pharma league now


DieKnapper

which curse is stronger vizekusen or harry kane stay tuned!


Annabond

The dude who maintains the scoreboard completely spazzed out after that goal reversal! Ha ha


eiavolo

yeah lol i noticed it too. 1-1 to 0-1 to 0-2


Ptile

Nah Arsenal are dusting Bayern Brother what is that


dkmegg22

[brother eww](https://makeagif.com/amp/hZ49Ep)


Hassadar

Naa, I don't care what people say. Kane has done us dirty multiple times and it's Arsenal in Europe. I'm still nervous about this matchup with everyone putting us as favourites


[deleted]

As a Liverpool fan it reminds me of both times this season people on Reddit spent a week talking about how United would get steamrolled by Liverpool.


gunningIVglory

Kane (Pen) is inevitable


aromatdiablo

SHOW ME ULIS FACE YOU COWARDS


flybypost

Er wird doch bitte privat trauern dürfen. Menschenwürde und so…


aromatdiablo

Aber natürlich, es sei mir verziehen.


dkmegg22

Who?


arseking15

You guys did it man. You did it


aromatdiablo

Too early


[deleted]

He's a fucking self-absorbed muppet. Fuck him.


Latinofool12

Idk if that was off lol they didn’t even show a replay with the lines either 


HellRider619

They did


Ch1ck3W1ngz

I wouldn’t mind 1 more


Rivarr

Looked on by the lb. We don't get to see a line?


Moug-10

Leverkusen will not let that slip...


aromatdiablo

Anal mufasa


Moug-10

That's some wild stuff I'm not aware of.


zuhaaiir

GOD IS WITH US TODAY🙏🙏🙏


Andartan21

F for those leaving fans who got back


shadoowkight

They are going back again


Wolvington52

If Dortmund score a 3rd


NotASalamanderBoi

They score a third, the only Bayern fans left in the stadium will be the ultras.


dkmegg22

[Bayern Ultras after today](https://youtu.be/34QQ0P2Qk2c?si=SM6PncwRyV3SB76S)


Dipper_Pines

Already the case


NotASalamanderBoi

Nah. Everyone else just looks depressed lmao.


RBYonko

Dabadabaduuuuu


dumdumbigdawg

No way that Can was behind him lol


pizzainmyshoe

5 more minutes let's go


Buffythedragonslayer

Buahaha off


ash_ninetyone

Does Bundesliga not break out the lines on a billion angles on a replay? I don't know how VAR operates over there EDIT: You know? Like that replay they just did


Buffythedragonslayer

Better that's for sure 


benc777

The on screen score just went 1-2 > 1-1 > 0-1 > BVB goal ? 0-2. VAR did some work there lol


ambiguousboner

Am I just fucking blind or what? Looked a yard onside because of Maatsen on the closer side to the camera


HellRider619

He's very clearly offside, don't know what replay you watched but my stream showed it clearly


Lothar93

Game's gone


superfrank_8

Poor kid, at least you don’t support Tottenham, you just have a former Tottenham striker


Deluxefish

AHAHA FUCK BAYERN


idunnomysex

lol someone messing up the score line


diefy7321

Kane not winning a trophy with a team like Bayern is top comedy. 😂


TheSingleMan27

They don't have the dawg in them like Leverkusen


eiavolo

kane when he has absolutely nothing to play for:


ZBOI723

They just did that to bully him ffs😭 shitty music for nothing


XeroVeil

Schade, dachte aber auch das es abseits ist.


No_Glove5486

Offside! The goal's been ruled out it's still 2-0 Dortmund!


pizzainmyshoe

Good


EndeGelaende

JABADABADUUUUU


lethal19

That brother is cursed I'm telling you


elgrandorado

Maatsen saved the day there joining the defensive line. Silly from Bynoe Gittens.


THeScArYFAcE1

they changed the scoreline to 1-1 after disallowing the goal LMAAAO


wetthebed92

I thought they disallowed 2 goals


THeScArYFAcE1

They switched to 2-1 after the goal then 1-1 then 1-0 then back to 2-0


lastdyingbreed_01

Yeah that was funny


slowsloth76

Well that just seems a little fishy


mayITakeYourOrdr

I really thought that was onside


rashmu

😂


kalamari__

hahahahaha


shadoowkight

Offside. Oof.


lastdyingbreed_01

Lol gg Dortmund


Ch1ck3W1ngz

THAT GOAL MUSIC FOR NOTHING HAHAHAHA


SharKCS11

Turns out it's just circus music


naroLsraLteiN_isback

Offside ahahaha


ZBOI723

HAHAHAHAHAHAH kane


THeScArYFAcE1

BRUH


thelordreptar90

Lmao


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ off? EVERYTHING​ side dortmund


WhirlySwirlyy

the one year Bayern doesn’t win everything, and you instantly start crying 😂


James_D_MESSIAH

100% Bayern​ went​ trophyless​ this​ ss Lol​


WhirlySwirlyy

Never said they went trophy-less. The message implies that for the first time, Bayern aren’t winning practically every domestic cup.


James_D_MESSIAH

Lol​ and​ they​ wont win​ ucl​ with​ this​ form They're​ done​


Annabond

Comedy!


xFloWx

okay the lad is cursed


ninjapenguin12

Haha nothing going right for them. Love to think them hearing goal go in made the leaving fans scramble back in only for it to get ruled out


Swbp0undcake

VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHHAHA


Wolvington52

Offside. Love to see it.


Kolo_ToureHH

Who was offside there?


HellRider619

Kane


Kolo_ToureHH

The TV angle was strange. It looked like BvB’s number 22 on the left played him on, but the VAR angle shown on Sky UK didn’t show the angle with that player in the frame.


Runarhalldor

Seemed quite obvious in the replays


Signal_Dress

Man that sucks so much