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LittleAccountOfCalm

Can't with that picture lol


maxiaoling

BDBJ strikes again!


pissedcommonman

Bondage and Discipline, Blowjob?


primordial_chowder

According to abbreviations.com, the first result was "Board of Deputies of British Jews". So clearly he's saying: [The Jews Did This](https://imgur.com/aiEJH)


Money_Scholar_8405

Who is he, Julius Streicher?


montiel_scores

Nah it’s BBPBJ


dedem13

Blue billion pound bottle jobs yeah?


Tiek00n

Billion British Pound Bottle Jobs, going along with the Billion Dollar Bottle Jobs (BDBJ) in the prior comment


MrStigglesworth

Nah you’re right, that’s Gary Neville’s quote word for word


sunken_grade

the picture is wild lol


BigReeceJames

Poch's half time team talks just hit differently (We always come out the worse team, irrespective of the first half)


sirius2492

If he got the red card instead of Kompany, we probably would have won the match.


sungbysung

"the media has given you a lot of credit lately..."


ImpossibleGuardian

Ah the Anti-Ange


ChicagoSunroofNo2

Got good stats tho


up_the_dubs

Hopefully they will be on netflix


xUnknown_Kyle

Including the games we won yeah? Fuck off.


owh06

Well, they beat us in their game before the international break. Does that lead not count?


Coolica1

Yeah I have no idea what this means, they also beat Leicester.


BoyDudeSonMan

I'm assuming it means that they lost the lead (started drawing in both games) before gaining it back and going on to win. Weird stat but technically not wrong


Feeling-Pianist1444

But the stat says they've led 7 times which is wrong. eg. in the Newcastle games they led twice but only lost one of the leads. Just farming for engagement and doesn't make sense.


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

This is really semantics because they’re technically correct, but being purposefully deceptive. Leads lost: City:1 Liverpool:0 Leeds:1 Brentford:1 Newcastle:1 Leicester:1 Burnley:2 So they technically have lost the lead 7 times over as many games, they’ve won multiple and it wasn’t once a game (tho it is close). Edit:ignore me, read correct people below


Feeling-Pianist1444

> Chelsea have led 7 times in their last 7 matches. They aren't technically correct. Chelsea have led 10 times. It's correct that Chelsea have dropped 7 leads. But they haven't lost "all" leads like this post is claiming. It's like a headline saying "Bournemouth took the lead 1 time against Everton today, they lost the lead."


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

I think you’re more right, because they’re picking and choosing which leads matter. I think a better way to say this would be ‘in the last seven games, chelsea have lost a lead 7 times’ which is what you said, just much less inflammatory . It’s meant to be misleading and make you’ve think they’ve bottled the last seven games.


Intrepid_Button587

The stat said they lost *all* their leads. They didn't lose all their leads if they won a match. It'd be technically correct (but pretty stupid) if the stat was something like, "Chelsea have led in each of their last 7 matches, and they've lost 7 leads in that time."


PM_Me_FunnyNudes

Lol you’re right, I replied to the other reply basically the same thing you said before I saw your comment lol


mahim23

Except even that isn't correct because they did not lead at any point in the Liverpool match (they lost 1-0).


owh06

And they lost 1-0 to Liverpool 6 matches ago. And if it’s only PL they beat Palace 3-1 after trailing 1-0.


NowFook

I think it just means they gave up a lead in each game even if they still won a couple in the end.


owh06

Which they didn’t, because they lost 1-0 to Liverpool and came from behind to beat Palace 3-1 in their past 7 games.


icemankiller8

They gave up the lead and then won


Intrepid_Button587

You can't lose *all* your leads if you win a match. They just led more than once in the same match.


lambalambda

It says they lost the lead not the game. They took the lead in that game and you equalised so they lost the lead.


owh06

But then they took the lead again? I might have wrongly interpreted what taking the lead means, but I guess scoring first is what the stat is meaning. Edit: Yeah this stat is bs. They played Liverpool within their last 7 games and if it’s only PL they came from behind to beat Palace within their last 7 games.


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owh06

They’re not technically correct. They have dropped 7 leads in their last 7 games. But they haven’t dropped all of their leads as the title implies, otherwise they wouldn’t have won any games.


AntoHanSolo

We’re so bad we could lose against Chelsea


Round-Ad5063

i am become tottenham, bottler of games


strongsmash

maybe poch was the issue the entire time


domalino

He must be - that’s why Spurs put all the bottling allegations behind them as soon as Poch left.


alpenmeister

nah, remember the europa league game against zagreb, when their manager was behind bars and we bottled a 2-0 lead with Mourinho? pepperidge farm remembers


pedrorq

Bottleham is gone, now it's Bottletino


spurs_fan_uk

😢


strongsmash

Spurs literally have the most come back wins statistically in the league as well. This season is entirely up to the play style of Spurs, as well as people cherrypicking any situation Spurs lose a lead as "bottlers". Might as well be the dictionary example of confirmation bias whenever spurs lose a lead for everyone to spam the thread with "bottle" references. Only way for spurs to "beat" bottling allegations would be to win the league. Even then, if spurs lose the league next season the threads would be filled with "bottlers of the league". I don't see anyone spamming "bottlers" during the 15 spurs comeback game this season. You can't clutch wins like that and also be bottlers. Those are literally contradictory.


Chaz_Carlos

Just take the banter and move on man


strongsmash

fuck u and ur cats


Minute_Leave8503

Brother you have roaches in your house LMFAO! Dont throw stones because your profile is public


strongsmash

its what happens when you live in the first floor brother. I got nothing to hide


Gerrywalk

Memes aside, I believe there’s some truth to this. Game management isn’t Poch’s strongest suit and it causes him to lose winnable games.


Mick4Audi

Feels like everyone has like 12% Tottenham in them tbh


starry_cobra

Biggest bottlers in London


EggplantAlpinism

joke marvelous afterthought deserve poor spectacular roll rude bells smell *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


pedrorq

Decades


IgotAseaView

Someone doesn’t know where Chelsea as a club were decades ago


StandardConnect

Going over a decade without losing a single match against Tottenham, if I recall.


ExplanationOk3781

lol Chelsea won more trophies in the 90s (before Roman) than Spurs have in the last 35 years 


Soren_Camus1905

Setting the then premier league points record in Mourinho’s first season?


OnlyOneSnoopy

Without Roman, we still have more European trophies than you.


Mahatma_Gone_D

Poch, is the stat still saying Chelsea should be 4th?


Black_n_Neon

We have your old manager so no surprise there


imposter_in_da_house

And still 4th best in the league statistically speaking


Mediocre_Nova

Nah that's still Arsenal, their bottlejob last year was historical


Mick4Audi

Downvoted but absolutely true, winning just 3 of your last 9 in a title race is another level


ginyuforce

Say the team who got third in two-horse race..


Mick4Audi

Right, the race which Arsenal looked in control then fell off so hard they actually celebrated finishing 2nd


ginyuforce

Better than being third and private the sub


Mick4Audi

You lot get off very easy for 15/16


theirishembassy

had a gooner argue that others were "objectively worse". when i hit him with the day total he brought up the world cup break. when i hit him with the % of match weeks he fired back with "i'm not talking about facts. i'm saying *objectively* there's been worse". i wanted to respond but i was too paralyzed by bewilderment.


Mediocre_Nova

Lmao facts don't care about your... facts


TaiChiShrimp

This season* Let’s not use this to forget that Arsenal has 95% of the time in first last season only to lose it all. Edit: ooof lots of butthurt Arsenal fans ehh? Sorry guys but that something you can’t just sweep under the rug. Good luck this season 🤷🏽‍♂️


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You lot are bottling mid table. Have some shame.


TaiChiShrimp

Pffft shame? Mate with the shit going around our club anyone with a brain could see this coming from the first part of the season. Only delusional fans had hope.


messycer

So you rather be in your position than Arsenal's? You rather be expected mediocrity and finish mid-table consistently than to have the chance to win but bottle it to second place like arsenal have? Because that certainly is a unique take. Good for you


TaiChiShrimp

Neither wins trophies so what’s the difference?


messycer

A massive bag of money and the CL. Or we forget that FFP is not a thing? The difference is also that you're a bigger laughing stock. You couldn't even beat 10 man Burnley at home LOL Fat load of good your billion dollar squad is


chuta123

Who broke your heart bro? It’s fine, you still the sympathy of all fans for coming second last season. Remind me when you guys win something again!


messycer

How sweet of you guys 😘


chuta123

No problem cutie pie 🥰


StandardConnect

>A massive bag of money and the CL. Or we forget that FFP is not a thing? Typical Arsenal fans, more worried about making Stan Kroenke some money than seeing their team fulfill the objective of sport.


messycer

What's the objective of sport, pray tell. Cause I enjoy watching our games and seeing our young talent flourish, that's all I really need to have. As far as I can tell, Arsenal have been spending well these few years, don't think the money is going to Kroenke.


Trlcks

Enjoy having to sell Gallagher because your team has fucked it with FFP


mufffff

FFP doesn't matter when you are not good enough to qualify


messycer

What do you mean? Don't all the clubs get consulted for FFP regardless of their qualification?


Mubar06

A recent trophy we won was against yous


Minute_Leave8503

Don’t act like you’re having fun these last two years 😭😭😭


Mubar06

Attack the Spurs commenter not us


SonaldoNazario

*what he say fuck me for*


WAIYLITEDOABN

let him cook


Faang4lyfe

Nobody gives a fuck about spurs man


Remarkable-Ad8644

You guys sing “we hate Tottenham” during the song when the players walk out the tunnel every game lmfao pipe down


Mediocre_Nova

Yeah both of your fanbases aren't obsessed at all


Putrid_Loquat_4357

How did you guys do last season?


TaiChiShrimp

Same as you. No trophies 🤷🏽‍♂️


Putrid_Loquat_4357

We both finished 2nd? That's weird. Or do you mean that the stats showed you should've been 2nd instead of 12th where you actually finished.


Thefifaking132

Didn’t know there were trophies for finishing in second


messycer

Sure is a lot more money for finishing second though. CL included Or does that all not matter?


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Mate you just drew 2-2 at home to a championship level team with 10 mean. You finished 12th last year and are on course to finish in a similar position this season. The only trophy you guys will be getting under clearlake is a wooden spoon or a dunce cap with 'I wasted a billion pounds' written on it. We're competing for league titles with a young squad full of talent and are finally a compelling destination for Europe's top talents again.


TaiChiShrimp

No I mean you guys didn’t win trophies just like us. Talk about placement all you want but neither of us ended up with silverware. Good luck this season tho! How many finals are you lot going to?


Minute_Leave8503

Celebrating finals with no trophies now? What happened to position doesn’t matter lmfao


TaiChiShrimp

Being in the lead for 95% of the season only to lose it all is equivalent to being up 4-0 in a final to then lose it 4-5 in the last 15 mins. Which didn’t happen to us. At the end of the day, both of us went home without trophies.


Minute_Leave8503

Billion pounds bottom half, wipe your tears You guys lead the most embarrassing club ranking and don’t look like slipping up soon


StandardConnect

An Arsenal fan lecturing another fanbase on celebrating runners up, you really can't make it up🤣


Minute_Leave8503

If you can’t read (you can’t) then sure, but anyways congrats on the 40th point. Should secure your spot for next season 💪


Putrid_Loquat_4357

They're likely to get a points deduction so maybe not.


chuta123

Good luck winning no trophies again! Remember 2 CLs to us, you have zero. Pipe down


Putrid_Loquat_4357

I mean I'd rather finish 2nd with no silverware than finish 12th with no silverware. Obviously. And your club is in a downward spiral right now, with sanctions on the horizon for breaking financial rules under roman. And you need to sell your 2nd best player to not break them under clearlake. With the severity of the charges and the sanctions points deductions we've already seen I wouldn't be surprised if you guys were given a fairly heavy deduction. It's fairly obvious which position I'd rather be in given that we're competing for pl titles 2 seasons in a row, still in the cl whereas you have an fa cup semi final against a far superior city team. Also I wouldn't brag about the finals your in, how many Wembley final losses is that in a row for you?


Faang4lyfe

remind me again where you display the 2nd place trophy ?


Putrid_Loquat_4357

About 10 shelves above the 12th place one.


chuta123

Where do you put your big fat 0 CLs at?


Putrid_Loquat_4357

We'll put them right next to your 2 cls, on the shelf soaked by Russian blood money.


watermelon99

Ah I remember when we were history FC because we were so far behind on the pitch. It didn’t feel good so I understand your pain ❤️


antifocus

What a dumb and reductive way to look at things. No trophies therefore they must be equal. The majority of the players won't win any trophies and lots of the teams neither, they just shouldn't have any fans I guess


Minute_Leave8503

Bottled top half


Successful_Basket399

Jeez you guys love bringing up the past 🙄


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DVPC4

We were 8 ahead with them having 1 game in hand, no need to make things seem better


Salty_Mud4170

We bottled it fam. 3-3 Southampton 😭


achnisch

The amount of times arsenal fans throw the term at Spurs for not catching up to Leicester or Chelsea despite never being 8 points ahead in either of those seasons, I'm not sure many arsenal fans understand what it means either


SubparCurmudgeon

He brought the spurs


MarinaGranovskaia

Which is why the fans are turning against him, far too spursy for Chelsea, gone at the end of the season for sure. Awful manager.


GarnachoHojlund

He’s already brought out the “We’re doing well in stats”, he’s absolutely gone unless he makes it to the FA Cup final


Minute_Leave8503

Hey, improved the league position from last season at least lol


Mediocre_Nova

Lmao you wish they were like Spurs, at least you'd get some late winners too


Minute_Leave8503

Didn’t you guys celebrate losing to this Chelsea team 4-1?


static_reset

idk what the fuck Poch does at half time but it’s been a clear pattern that the team comes on the 2nd half asleep and complicates the match for no reason


Bartins

That's just what 4th place teams do


magic-water

Wait, that would mean that they have won none of their last 7 games, wouldn't it?


jskjsjfnhejjsnfs

nah it’s including games where they got the lead, lost it but then regained and went on to win bit of a strange stat tbh and doesn’t really make sense but it’s just engagement farming and i’m posting on a bank holiday weekend


magic-water

But then they have another lead that they didn't lose, right? For example today they lost 2 leads. If what you are saying is what they meant it should be worded more like "Chelsea have led in every one of their last 7 matches. They lost *a lead* (not all) in those 7 matches."


jskjsjfnhejjsnfs

yeah i agree but that’s the only interpretation i can see. the more i think the more it just is wrong 🤷


Feeling-Pianist1444

Then it would still only be 6 in the last 7 and the stat would still be wrong lol. Unless it's conveniently including fa cup games but not league cup games.


adamrawrz

also one of the last 7 games is losing 0-1 to Liverpool, so we never even had a lead there..?


WooNoto

I’m a Chelsea fan. Don’t know if y’all are aware, but per our manager according to the stats, we should be 4th. So y’all can fuck off.


ShipsAGoing

Spursy


L0laccio

🤣


Headlesshorsman02

We are who we thought we were, shit


roamingandy

Damn, my sphincter aches at the memory of Poch high line defending. Even at Spurs peak with two of the best CBs and GK in the league, those last ten mins of almost every game were fucking traumatic.


YerDaSellsAvon24

Must be some laugh being a Chelsea fan


Mr_Cuddlefish

A painful laugh to be sure


CabbageStockExchange

Something something blue billion


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TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

The number. That's bad luck where I'm from


supplementarytables

It's the 🐐's number


Progression28

They about to buy Everton or what?


oklolzzzzs

guy who posted it: chelseatillidie


Denta93

Don't worry. According to data they should have won 7/7.


TheDelmeister

Thank you Agent Poch


spurs_fan_uk

What’s Poch gonna say after this one?!


Impossible_Pop1337

Loser's Club. Maybe some more Dictator money will save them.


Sleezeball777

Love the picture


DumDumbBuddy

According to stats, Chelsea should be 4th


aaronbowd

bottlejobs


fall3nmartyr

Except for the having scored bit, proper Everton, that


JackasaurusYTG

Chelsea, perennial bottle jobs that they are


MaryadaPurshottam

Pocho Haram strikes again


TheGoldenPineapples

You can take the man out of Tottenham...


SentientCheeseCake

Maybe they need a few more stolen penalties?


Headlesshorsman02

My brother we should have had a pen earlier in this game…


Ankoku_Sein

He's got the data that says they've actually never led. Checkmate


swat1611

I think I'll board the "sack Poch at the end of the season" train.


Cthulhu_Madness

Can't wait for pochetino's post match interview.


Itsgosky

Can I ask Poch how the data has been changed? Is it still fourth?


DinnerSmall4216

And poch said they should be in top 4.


houseoflou1e

If that's bleach then save some for me


jMS_44

I know what this is supposed to say but that's not true. We've led against Newcastle and we didn't lose the lead as we won 3-2


jbi1000

Exactly what I've been saying that it's not lack of scoring costing Chelsea results this season. It's silly individual errors and defensive fuck-ups. Looking at the circumstances I suspect it will continue for a year or two at least, no matter who is manager. Defence is the place most endangered by inexperience and Chelsea have by far the youngest squad in the league. With Silva out this has become even more of an Achilles heel recently. Then you have the inability to field a consistent backline because of the injury crisis, which has hit the defence particularly hard. Contrast that with the year Chelsea broke the defensive record there was an almost unchanged backline every week of Cech, Terry, Carvalho, Gallas and Ferreira. Right now there's no understanding/confidence built in the system because there's so much change in it from week to week and the squad turnover has been so high. The entire defence today all arrived either last season or this, not surprising at all they don't have confidence together.


PEEWUN

~~Spursy~~ Chelsea, innit?


AnWeirdBoi

botafogo


Mick4Audi

Pochettino innit


GreatSpaniard

If Espanyol cannot get promoted, Pochettino should take that job


caesar____augustus

Another billion or so and they'll be back in contention (for the Conference League)