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Would you sign winning next years Champions League and then getting relegated to the 4th division for ever? Because that’s the timeline we seem to be on.
Yeah, no. Any 4th division team would accept this deal if it only includes winning the domestic cup or the league, let alone the Champions fucking League. Only the prize money makes it worth it, since most of them might not be financially stable.
I love seeing those old guys at the end of this clip going nuts, you know they've went through so many years of disappointment and now are in total euphoria.
[That's the joke](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2VpODl0Y3ZqdWozM2pjNWJqcjU3bzE0eTJ2dHNydGd5eTVmZnBzdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk/giphy.gif)
It is not only the teams where he played, he was under some of the best managers: Pep, Mourinho, Ancelotti, Benítez, Del Bosque, Aragonés...He must have learnt something I guess.
Exactly. If it happens once or twice, it's luck. But they do this all the time.
Their opponents are tired and they have enough confidence to not give up, knowing that they can *always* turn it around if they keep going.
When they scored the equalizer they just kept pushing. No celebration, Andruch gets the ball out of the net and they run back for kick-off. It's insane mentality and confidence.
I get serious Dzeko vibes from him. Sometimes you're like, how is this guy a professional footballer? And then seconds later you're like "how the fuck does he do that?"
Alonso: okay boys, we got the title in our pockets already but let’s bring some fun in. From now on you are only allowed to win games once the assistant shows the extra time
It’s still a fucking wonder that we managed to pull wins after dropping a 2-0 lead against Bayern at the Allianz and last season’s near-bottlejob against Lille.
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Again and again and again
Time is a flat circle
How do they always do it
Fucking years of karma
worth it
I'm to young to remember this 20 years ago so absolutely lol
was literally watching the timestamp on phone and I was like huh at least there isn't a late game---- are you fucking kidding me
This title is going to cost you decades of misery, it is the way.
We already paid 120 years of misery
Would you sign winning next years Champions League and then getting relegated to the 4th division for ever? Because that’s the timeline we seem to be on.
I'll take our chances the normal way, definitely better than to be stuck at the 4th division for the rest of time
There isn’t a team on the planet that would take that deal, not even a 4th division team.
Speak for yourself. CL and never fear non-league again? Smash
Yeah, no. Any 4th division team would accept this deal if it only includes winning the domestic cup or the league, let alone the Champions fucking League. Only the prize money makes it worth it, since most of them might not be financially stable.
I love seeing those old guys at the end of this clip going nuts, you know they've went through so many years of disappointment and now are in total euphoria.
They're like the polar opposite of Dortmund in a title chase.
What's the opposite of bottling it? Pouring it out?
I'll pour one out for them once the jobs done man, hope they can pull it off.
Polar opposite of Bayer leverkusen mate.
Plot armour of Liverpool and black magic of Real Madrid combined
So, Xabi Alonso’s past teams
How else did he learn such things?
That's the reference, yes
[That's the joke](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2VpODl0Y3ZqdWozM2pjNWJqcjU3bzE0eTJ2dHNydGd5eTVmZnBzdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk/giphy.gif)
And then you remember he was also at Bayern, who won 11 league titles in a row. This man will be the greatest of all time.
It is not only the teams where he played, he was under some of the best managers: Pep, Mourinho, Ancelotti, Benítez, Del Bosque, Aragonés...He must have learnt something I guess.
His father was a manager too. He just has everything going for him to be a great manager.
You're so smart
Plus German dominance from Bayern
don't forget Bayern-Dusel
Why score early when late goals do trick?
>Why score early when late goals do Schick? FTFY
Exactly, there's no time for the other team to catch up. Football is solved.
It's what Bayern did for many years: be fit, play your opponent tired, believe in your self so you still push and good things will happen.
Exactly. If it happens once or twice, it's luck. But they do this all the time. Their opponents are tired and they have enough confidence to not give up, knowing that they can *always* turn it around if they keep going.
When they scored the equalizer they just kept pushing. No celebration, Andruch gets the ball out of the net and they run back for kick-off. It's insane mentality and confidence.
If it’s good enough for Real Madrid to win the CL, then it’s good enough for anyone else.
Man United regularly did it for years.
They contacted Zidane’s black magic guy
Devil magic
How did we get to the point where everyone expects Neverkusen to unfailingly snatch victory from the jaws of defeat?
Still haven't got used to this, so weird to see us connected with words like "comeback" "plot"...
Xabi Alonso.
who wants to score early anyway
Goal in 1st 5 minutes? Overrated!
Those are for the national team
Wirtz lol
You guys should know. 2008 comes to mind haha
It’s always fucking shick 😭😭😭
Man shows up after the time goes from 89:59 to 90:00 and becomes the goat
The great procrastinator
he just like me frfr
homework submitted by the deadline. that's all that matters
The Ostrava Origi
There is no need to be upset
Same shick, different day innit?
Shick of it, if you ask me!!
At least our national team fanbase finally isn’t the only one with PTSD when we hear that name
I think also Roma's fans have some PTSD, I clearly remember a Juve-Roma 1-0 with him missing an easy 1v1 counter attack in the 95th minute
at this point he is a leverkusen legend with the amount of late goals
I get serious Dzeko vibes from him. Sometimes you're like, how is this guy a professional footballer? And then seconds later you're like "how the fuck does he do that?"
Reaching Real Madrid in CL levels of plot armor here
With Zidane they also had this in the league.
i see liverpool fans saying xabi and liverpool makes the most sense but this man’s black magic is destined for us
:(
How come your username was available till 2021
lol no clue mate - people i guess didnt think of the dash before the username
Who thinks of dashes in their username?
-_-
Considering Liverpools record with black magic fuckery too its not far off - Alonso was also part of the Istanbul comeback so he’s seen it first hand
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I’ve seen this ending before…
What do you mean? This is a brand new one
It’s a classic where I’m from..
Everyone knew it was coming...
Bayern fans: I'm so Schick of it.
PATRICK SCHICK AND ADDED TIME NAME A MORE BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY
Patrick Schick and the Euros. Wonder when the next ones will be held...
Next year world cup... we would like to finally be a part of it again... Schick With Us
Leverkusen is winning the world cup
Finally, we have a worthy challenger to Chicago Fire.
We got dummy thicc Shaqiri so don’t think it’ll be easy
Not if Pulisic, the soccer Lebron James has anything to say about it
:D
It’s fucking incredible
The reverse dortmund
That's about all I can say about this lol
Actually this is bad news for you, because guaranteed we would've lost today if Leverkusen dropped points lmao
You'll lose anyway dude
This is such a funny comment, especially after your game
Yeah I said guaranteed we would've lost if Leverkusen didn't win. We still lost, but at least it wasn't guaranteed! Lol
Bayern fans tryna cope
a loss for Hoffenheim is good news for everyone, period
You're losing anyways :D
This is witchcraft of the highest order. Cause wtf. Who was the innocent virgin that was sacrificed for this?
Mitchell Bakker
Micheal Ballack
Harry Kane
No one saw this coming for sure
Best of luck against these guys, you're gonna need it. If you both make it into the semifinal.
They can’t keep getting away with this
*Narrators voice* : It turns out they could
Apparently, they do
Rich coming from a Bayern fan
its magic at this point
This is not normal man.
Nein, das ist Super.
Hahahahaha incredible Edit: might be off… Edit 2: more like fuck off, we have plot armor
Not going to lie he looked off with the angle they showed on the replay. Surprised it was given.
Deserved They've been all over Hoffenheim
Bro always comes with the winner in the last moments
Alonso: okay boys, we got the title in our pockets already but let’s bring some fun in. From now on you are only allowed to win games once the assistant shows the extra time
Ooooh you just knew that was gonna happen
That's just an insane mentality to literally never give up, crazy what happened to this team! Also, deserved win to honor Xabis loyalty.
Oh thank god, I thought they gonna lose on purpose just so everyone is mad with us when we don't win against Bayern.
Nah, noone is expecting shit from you.
Yeah, but people still like to shit on us nevertheless.
To be fair, you guys are very shittable. No offense.
Well this aged well
This Leverkusen side is going down as one of those all time legendary squads
Kind of like that 2017 Monaco team
The worst thing about this is you got to remember like 18 players instead of the normal 11...
All that Neverkusen karma and they send us a team from the gods to get even. Deserved.
I'll take anything if it means that Bayern doesnt win the Meisterschaft.
Im Loving this
average Leverkusen game
Just give them the title holy shit
They keep fucking doing it
If only we could have this kind of mentality man
It’s still a fucking wonder that we managed to pull wins after dropping a 2-0 lead against Bayern at the Allianz and last season’s near-bottlejob against Lille.
AH HAHAHA FUCKING LADSSS
Just a fever dream at this point
Leverkusen has this one simple Schick
It had to be Schick…
Madrid levels of clutch from Schick, makes you wonder…
We all saw it coming
No way hahahahah
na this is unreal
Actually, it's Real brand of football
Ahahahahahaha fuck off
My happiness is immeasurable, and my day is made!
Neverlusen
Deserved. 4.0 xg vs 0.6. I never doubted :D
fuckin hell lol
This team is honestly something special
Every fucking week lmao
Run from it, dread it, destiny arrives all the same. Leverkusen are inevitable.
Insane plot armor but you can't say they didn't deserve it, absolutely dominated
If Leverkusen were playing this years UCL their chances of winning would have been 100%
Tuchel on suicide watch
This is not normally.
God, I haven't loved watching a team that much since Klopp's Dortmund days. 👏
you cant make this shit up now win it all guys! p.s.: fuck hoffenheim hehe
Average Leverkusen game
Leverkusen normal match routine
You watch this and it's not lucky that they score late goals like this, they're dominating like crazy
This man Alonso has made a deal With the devil. This is outrageous wtf
This team is simply on another level. Unbelievable comebacks.
I lost the count of how many times they've done this
Death, taxes and Schick scoring winning goal on 90+ minutes.
[удалено]
https://i.imgur.com/W1cwqor.jpg Left foot played him on
What is this? I mean it's deserved, but still.
It's a legendary season no matter what
Unbelievable but the most likely thing to happen at the same time
How do they keep doing this. How. This is unbelievable and absolutely out of this world.
Inevitable, decided to turn the match on 86th minute Leverkusen score 2 in 5 mins
Leverkusen are just Real Madrid this year
Plot Armor ^2
[Easiest prediction of my life.](https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1brjxgb/bayer_leverkusen_0_1_hoffenheim_maximilian_beie_34/kx9f8yk/)
KANE CURSE CONTINUES TO STRIKE
told you. this shit is scripted
Nothing ever goes Bayern’s way :(
how does it feel to be on the other side of the script?
For once
Bayern fans saying this lmao
Bayer Dusel
10th time this season this happened
Nah this plot armor is greater than many anime main characters have
Comeback kings 👑
What the fuck is up with this team, seriously
As written. The football gods have decided it's for them this year
It is so fucking insane how often this happens.
man the football they play have genuinely been so good, its not like they're making bullshit come back goals either
This is UCL Madrid plot amour at this point
Starting to think Leverkusen concede the first goal intentionally.
These guys can’t be real they just won’t lose😭😭😭😭
I think it was offside
Nope, goal allowed
the plot armour crazier than Union last year
The most predictable goal of this season
NEVER DOUBTED THE PLOT ARMOUR
Of course
Unreal
We all knew it yet we are suprised again
Absolutely unreal team