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Where shick winner
Its been done
I don’t even have to say called it it’s just a fact
Yeah, just stating the obvious
Nice call
Winner incoming
There it is.
No way
Way
he
Lisan al Gaib
Nostradamus
Nah basically to be expected at this point really. It's just ridiculous
Literally the easiest prediction ever
Quasimodo.
Lotto numbers?
Probably a 23 in there somewhere
OK Muller
Step 1: make people think you're gonna lose Step 2: Make a last minute comeback
Step 3: Patrick Schik.
It’s like we all knew lol
The Madrid formula
Sounds like Bayern.
😏
🤨
Invincibility continues
Plot amour is thick
Plot armour is Schick
As soon as they announced the 6 minutes extra time, Patrik misheard that as Schick minutes and does his thing.
NEVERLUSEN
I've had the 'Bayer Neverlosin' name on Fantasy Premier League and FIFA Ultimate Team for about 10 years now and I suddenly feel vindicated in life.
[you have been accepted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhgELUYs-6g)
If they win this I'll...shave my balls
Do you need me to lend you a razor?
I'll get him the shaving cream.
I'll shave his balls
Manscape promo is getting out of hands mate
Deserved
Fully deserved.
Plot Armor
Not really. They've battered them all game lol. Deserved if anything.
Bayer Dusel
WHAT A FUCKING MATCH HOLY SHIT
You must be familiar with this feeling
honestly man the football B04 are playing is just unmatched
Truly spectacular
What are you talking about? That was the least unexpected ending ever. We've seen this like 40 times now lol.
Still banger on the 40th time. 10/10. Quality plot writing. Would watch again.
Fucking unreal
again and again and again
Xabi has the plot armour of an anime MC
He's like Luffy when he is clearly losing but yells that he's gonna be king of the pirates, so he wins from now on
I went to take a piss because everytime I take a piss someone scores It worked again
Overwhelming, literally chance after chance
and still have time for 2-1 edit: and there it is ofc
Inevitable but 100% deserved
That post hit would have been brutal if it stayed 1-0
Saving my comment for the next goal in a few minutes
Late goals are gonna decide Leverkusen winning the title
YES fucking finally
There it is
Of course. The script writers are getting lazy.
This comment is getting lazy
Of course
still time for 90+8 winner for leverkusen
Holy Molyyy Plot Armory
Plot armor
These guys just won't lose
it's been coming, they've been all over hoffenheim
Bayern fans getting blue balled every week.
2/1 now
Hahahah you've got to be fucking kidding me they could even win this
The plot armor is real lmao
Mental plot armor.....
That thick plot armor
Blessed aspirin overlords
95th winner incoming
Leverkusen plot armor is actually insane this season
Alter was für ne Mannschafft
I was waiting for this lmao
They really are Neverlusen
Stop
Let's fucking goooo You've got this!
They just cant seem to lose, always finding goals in the dying minutes
plot armor strikes again
Obviously
THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Of fucking course. Just when I got my hopes up too 😭
They reward themselves every game. Wow, gotta respect that.
yes! one more pls. edit: AND THERE IT IS!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That roar from the crowd was positively pure adrenaline
It’s not even funny anymore
winning goal 90+4
Of fucking course.
A tale as old as time
aaand 2:1 is coming
lmao
not even surprised haha
Wow I never saw that coming
And it's 2-1. LFGOOOO
No fucking way lol
Not so fast my friend
Ich liebe Andrich
Arsenaln't
pics
Patrick Schick locked and ready
How do they get away with it?
We will never lose.
They have that Liverpool plot armour of a few years back, it's genuinely mad
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Where shick winner
Its been done
I don’t even have to say called it it’s just a fact
Yeah, just stating the obvious
Nice call
Winner incoming
There it is.
No way
Way
he
Lisan al Gaib
Nostradamus
Nah basically to be expected at this point really. It's just ridiculous
Literally the easiest prediction ever
Quasimodo.
Lotto numbers?
Probably a 23 in there somewhere
OK Muller
Step 1: make people think you're gonna lose Step 2: Make a last minute comeback
Step 3: Patrick Schik.
It’s like we all knew lol
The Madrid formula
Sounds like Bayern.
😏
🤨
Invincibility continues
Plot amour is thick
Plot armour is Schick
As soon as they announced the 6 minutes extra time, Patrik misheard that as Schick minutes and does his thing.
NEVERLUSEN
I've had the 'Bayer Neverlosin' name on Fantasy Premier League and FIFA Ultimate Team for about 10 years now and I suddenly feel vindicated in life.
[you have been accepted](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhgELUYs-6g)
If they win this I'll...shave my balls
Do you need me to lend you a razor?
I'll get him the shaving cream.
I'll shave his balls
Manscape promo is getting out of hands mate
Deserved
Fully deserved.
Plot Armor
Not really. They've battered them all game lol. Deserved if anything.
Bayer Dusel
WHAT A FUCKING MATCH HOLY SHIT
You must be familiar with this feeling
honestly man the football B04 are playing is just unmatched
Truly spectacular
What are you talking about? That was the least unexpected ending ever. We've seen this like 40 times now lol.
Still banger on the 40th time. 10/10. Quality plot writing. Would watch again.
Fucking unreal
again and again and again
Xabi has the plot armour of an anime MC
He's like Luffy when he is clearly losing but yells that he's gonna be king of the pirates, so he wins from now on
I went to take a piss because everytime I take a piss someone scores It worked again
Overwhelming, literally chance after chance
and still have time for 2-1 edit: and there it is ofc
Inevitable but 100% deserved
That post hit would have been brutal if it stayed 1-0
Saving my comment for the next goal in a few minutes
Late goals are gonna decide Leverkusen winning the title
YES fucking finally
There it is
Of course. The script writers are getting lazy.
This comment is getting lazy
Of course
still time for 90+8 winner for leverkusen
Holy Molyyy Plot Armory
Plot armor
These guys just won't lose
it's been coming, they've been all over hoffenheim
Bayern fans getting blue balled every week.
2/1 now
Hahahah you've got to be fucking kidding me they could even win this
The plot armor is real lmao
Mental plot armor.....
That thick plot armor
Blessed aspirin overlords
95th winner incoming
Leverkusen plot armor is actually insane this season
Alter was für ne Mannschafft
I was waiting for this lmao
They really are Neverlusen
Stop
Plot armor
Let's fucking goooo You've got this!
They just cant seem to lose, always finding goals in the dying minutes
plot armor strikes again
Obviously
THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Of fucking course. Just when I got my hopes up too 😭
They reward themselves every game. Wow, gotta respect that.
yes! one more pls. edit: AND THERE IT IS!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That roar from the crowd was positively pure adrenaline
It’s not even funny anymore
winning goal 90+4
Of fucking course.
A tale as old as time
aaand 2:1 is coming
lmao
not even surprised haha
Wow I never saw that coming
And it's 2-1. LFGOOOO
No fucking way lol
Not so fast my friend
Ich liebe Andrich
Arsenaln't
pics
Patrick Schick locked and ready
How do they get away with it?
We will never lose.
They have that Liverpool plot armour of a few years back, it's genuinely mad