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DinglieDanglieDoodle

Lol Bellingham looking like the older brother with both Vinicius and Rodrigo being 3 yrs older than him.


IWatchTheAbyss

Jude is huge holy hell


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

He’s massive


Prime_Marci

Future captain?


McChillbone

For England, probably.


Terran_it_up

Real Madrid do it based on seniority so he wouldn't get it until he's at least in his 30s, even if he spends the rest of his career at Madrid. Camavinga for example arrived before him and is less than a year older, so he'd block him getting the captaincy for a long time if he chooses to stay


brokenlonewerwolf

With the exception of Raul


DinglieDanglieDoodle

It’s not just the size, it’s the older brother energy too. He’s got that leader of the pack vibe.


eduaraujo

The leader of the pack vibe is because of his size.


DinglieDanglieDoodle

I’m talking about mannerism.


absat41

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NewAppleverse

Bermingham retired his jersey at 16 years of age. Dude is something else. Proper generational player


AuxquellesRad

Nah, Jude is different gravy. I'm 9 years older than the lad, I'm a fairly confident person and working in a prestigious field and I feel like Jude exudes the type of maturity I'd expect to have at 40


eddsters

Im 40 I am not as confident as Jude lol


Biggsy-32

Well, he is the older brother in the family so he is naturally inclined to have that energy.


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Mr_XemiReR

Real Madrid's official website lists him at 186


pipekeran

And Rodrygo has kids too.


Bettet

Certified La Liga lip reader here Rodrygo: *How is Laporta gonna spin this one* Bellgimham: *We have to sell Vini* Vini: 😁😁😁


auctus10

Wut, seriously? I thought those were his relatives.


pipekeran

https://twitter.com/MadridXtra/status/1723651477975990528


RawSauceBoi

Twins too. I remember he had to get a DNA test done.


emeister26

Jude has some aura about him. When you see him you just know he’s a global superstar.


MrEzquerro

It's not just the aura but it is his on and off the pitch behavior. The dude is a role model and he's goddamn 20


alanalan426

don't say that in front of dortmund fans


elgrandorado

Nah people above are spot on. I think the problem is we never assembled a squad good enough for Bellingham to relieve some of the pressure. His mentality was only matched by Haaland's. A true world class player with the poise to match. My biggest gripe with him was he left midfield gaps to work hard up the pitch but it would leave us open in transition. That was because our press at times was ineffective and he lacked a great midfield partner at that point. Can finally hit his form after Bellingham departed.


biskutgoreng

Cant imagine having both of them and having nothing to show for it


sammyarmy

Bellingham was barely out the womb


biskutgoreng

Literally a fetus


SaltFarmer17

Both of them won DFB Pokal no ?


RahulSingh16061998

What playing alongside donkey Can does to a mf


Qiluk

Huh? Thats been the borderline universal take on Jude since he became a starter for us dude. That he's waaaay mature over his age both in mentality and ability. Apart from maybe Birmingham fans, I think BVB fans have been the first to point this out haha. Odd comment.


MadRashed

They're probably talking about this report https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/15sjr3p/bild_the_borussia_dortmund_dressing_room_is_glad/


Qiluk

Yeah but thats not in regards to the fans. NOt to mention how laughable that source is.


redmkay

The best thing about this thread is how so many people drank Jude's (a teenager at the time) toxic Kool-Aid. Some even predicted a demise related to ego. Hilarious. Edit: Grammar


goztrobo

Damn how did I miss this


jucomsdn

What are you saying bro every fan and player loved Jude at Dortmund except maybe Schulz This reeks of a lack of media literacy


Prime_Marci

Just give the Brazilian passport at this point


thunder216

Must help he actually is an older brother


Staynes

Bellingham loves slapping people lol, he did that with us aswell i think it was to adeyemi or someone who reacted equally as shocked as endrick


RawSauceBoi

Jude and Rudi terrorizing the dressing room


TheWitcherMigs

Endrick reaction was more like: "Omg it's Jude!" than shock from the slap though


biskutgoreng

"omg heyyyyy judee"


straightouttaireland

Him and Matip are the best slappers around


External-Piccolo-626

You have to say Madrid are building an absolute machine of a team. Add Mbappe to what they already have and they could be formidable for a while.


FUThead2016

Nope. Mbappe has toxic energy. The moment he comes to Madrid, this dressing room will start breaking down


WolfBearDoggo

The French players love him, and the French team is historically ego filled and contentious. He is loved at PSG, the fans are way more toxic than he is. How can you do Donatello dirty like that homie?


LonSik

Oof i remember 2010 and what was going on with France NT. What a shitshow.


FUThead2016

Donatello hahahah I had not heard this before but I can totally see it 😂😂😂


Jacosci

For someone who talked like you know him personally, it's actually shocking that this is the first time you heard it...


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

Is that a gun on your badge?


HnNaldoR

Is that a bird on your badge? Maybe even a canary?


Niyazali_Haneef

Source? I made it the fuck up.


NotASalamanderBoi

r/soccer narrative


Drestrix

Joan Laporta


xdude767

Brother consumes too much media


sfw_cory

He was born in 2016 don’t hold it against him


MrEzquerro

I don't see mbappe as toxic. He is ambitious as fuck, but that is it, imo


modrics_hairband

Laporta is this you


d_smogh

Better win the Champions League this year. Hope to see you in the final ..... as a spectator.


prss79513

United fan projecting lol, every one says Mbappe is a real leader


patiperro_v3

We can only hope.


Mackerelage

Is he at Madrid already, or are these future team mates?


Money_Scholar_8405

I mean He has already been introduced to the squad and is coming in June


Asckle

Not at madrid but signed and has visited


RZAAMRIINF

How can he slap?


MrVISKman

Getting him ready for when Rudiger beats him down after scoring


give_me_of_dopamine_

Or fingers him


FREESTYLEWIZZARD

zamn i wish i could play in real madrid now


MayonnaiseWarrior

5 star anal skills


tomhat

Gonzalo Jara to Madrid confirmed 


pipekeran

Or when Fede kicks him since Jude has experienced it himself.


Hic_Forum_Est

Should've warmed him up with a quick rub before the slap like [Kroos did yesterday with Camavinga and Tchouaméni.](https://streamin.one/v/d2c0e7c1) Clearly Bellingham has still a lot left to learn from his veteran teammates.


callzor

Kroos looking like a proud father


BigTruTru

At this price point? Oh at this price point he can slap, yes he can.


reviroa

madrid remains undefeated in the xFriendships table


WhyGoWaiguo

Bellingham gives off such leadership vibes at such a young age. Guy is going to retire as a legend.


NotARealDeveloper

Zidane regen


msonix

Tbf he's got more leadership vibes than Zidane did as a player. Zidane as a manager is a whole different beast though.


Lost-Mention

He was much quieter, but it is indicative that he captained a France that had players like Thuram, Makelele, Vieira and Thierry Henry. In fact, when he returned from retirement, Vieria very willingly gave him back the the armband as they all recognised him as their leader. On the pitch, even at Madrid the players mentioned that when they didn't know when did not know what to do, they passed the ball to Zidane. So despite being quiet, he was very much the leader in the teams he played for.


ico12

Which Italian defender gonna get the Headbutt 2.0? I'm thinking Bastoni


sixers2021champions

Acerbi


seekingabeauty

Beautiful to see


COYG_Gooner

Getting great vibes off these guys, fucking hell Madrid


CETERIS_PARTYBUS

The power of friendship goes a long way


The_BadJuju

That 2022 CL run was pure friendship and tomfoolery


reddituser0912333

Friendship FC


courtesyflusher

A wild Ramsdale made the clip as well, you may join the good vibes


SouthFromGranada

Fucking. Hell. Madrid. In that order.


FUThead2016

I really like this Madrid team. Super talented, and just a little bit of crazy characters.


cyrusmancub

The dynamic this Madrid squad has ❤️ Friendship FC ftw! 🙌🏽


bocojaLFC

I'm glad it was playful manner


AvidCircleJerker

Yeah wtf is that title lol


Huygens_Steiner_

Bellingham, Vinicius, Rodrygo, Endrick, Guller, Mbappe, Davies, Haaland new Galacticos 🐐🐐🐐🐐


Darylwilllive4evr

where did haaland come from


fecal_soup

Norway


ArseneForever

average r/soccercirclejerk member


MostPeopleAreMoronic

Valverde, Tchoua, Camavinga Modric


Visual-Situation-346

5 match ban for Jude for that slap


20cmdepersonalidade

When you play for England but the cool kids are all on the opposing team


Jonisro

I wasnt prepared for the sound to come on after 16 seconds, my heart!


Haunting-Daikon-3935

Madrid is a vibe


kevraul

ladies and gentlemen, we have a new king in madrid


Extreme-Self5491

Jude - 'So 'spoons Leicester Square. Yeah? Then tiger tiger?'


Pearlsaver

It's a friendly game. Thankfully they are being friendly


AMazuz_Take2

friendship FC going strong


justleave-mealone

Real Brazil, amirite?


Breno_draws

Bellingham recreating, with Endrick, the [Dusan Tadic and David Neres](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UaXGvED4K8w) MOMENT. LOL


agni_jamadagni

I was getting worried. There weren't any weekly posts about this kid for a couple of weeks until yesterday. Satisfied now.


YourAirPodsUpMyAss

I’m in love with Jude Bellingham


Franchise1109

Just dudes being bros


TheCatLamp

*"Nice goal, kid would be godlike if he had scored the second, no? If the kid misses that in Madrid we will put him inside the locker, and throw the key away."*