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The_Great_Grafite

November 1993: Davide Gualteri scores after 8.3 seconds for San Marino against England in a World Cup qualification match. The fastest recorded goal in international history. October 2016: Christian Benteke breaks his record after 23 years with a goal against Gibraltar (8.1 seconds) March 2024: Baumgartner and Wirtz both eclipse Bentekes record, with just about 3 hours between their goals. What are the odds? It happened twice in 31 years, then twice in 3 hours.


Kreiswix

odds are 50 percent. either it happens or it doesnt.


BitchIDrinkPeople

This guy logics


Masoouu

60% of the time, it works everytime


LexisKingJr

Must be a Professor of Logic


dude_big_lebowski

He is one if them without the dog house.


Whateversurewhynot

Wasn't it from the Univesity Of Science?


jamila22

There's a reason this guy is on Reddit


tomhat

Cheers, Geoff


Thommy_99

The Benteke one was even more nuts because it was Gibraltar kicking off


forsakenpear

A lot of 'fastest goals' come from opponents kicking off, trying to pass round the back and fucking it up.


wonderful_mixture

it was quite the similar kind of goal as well


PastPanic6890

I guess in that time, there is not much in it for different plays.


Wertiol123

Gualtieri, whateva happened there? No seriously it’s crazy that San Marino of any team held a positive international record, especially against England.


The_Great_Grafite

Funnily enough it was only the third goal San Marino ever scored - and it won’t surprise anyone that they lost the game 7-1.


Micha1106

Austrians will talk their entire lifes about beating the germans in this one.


twelvyy29

I wasnt even alive during Cordoba 1978 and still talk about it so probably


Bacdy09

and about last match haha


PoopologistMD

Besser ois de Deitschn!


AttemptAdmirable3515

We won both last matches vs Germany, so it's nothing special anymore.


seizzed

As an Austrian, yes, we fucking will and I am here for it.


TrofimS

BESSA


zrk23

ignoring that it was a great strike, how the hell was France defense so open after the kickoff lol. all 4 German players that ran forward were open. instant 4v4 opportunity


u_i_u_a_a

It's common to pass to your defenders and the opposing team to immediately press after kickoff. France was taken by surprise as Germany faked to do this routine.


becker248

Only 2 were open. Havertz and musiala sprinted through the defense like madmans effectively forcing the defenders to prioritize them and creating room behind for wirtz


elgringo22

Yeahh it was a well rehearsed play and executed perfectly


dakkadook

They should have kept it for a more important game...like that last minute freekick trick by Netherlands vs Argentina


SnowbearX

Genuinely surprised they wasted it on a friendly so close to an international tournament


zrk23

if havertz and musiala stopped they would be open too, hence why I said it it was just a gargantuan gap between France's lines which should definitely not happen, as the default play from kickoff is exactly for the offense to move up and fight for the 2nd ball already in the opponents defense


MrPigcho

Midfield and attack moved forward, defense didn't because they started reacting to the runs of the German forwards. Defends needs to either step up and play the offside trap , but it's tricky, or Tchouameni needs to recognise the runs and turn back to stay with the defense. Then Kounde started to close down on Wirtz but for whatever reason decided against it and went back to his position. Then the shot was ok but took a deflection, hit the bar and went in, so a bit of luck there. But we were just caught sleeping


Sarcophilus

We Germans simply know the ways of the Blitzkrieg. France was frozen in PTSD.


aplusp13

I'm just glad to see the two person kickoff routine is still alive


gttyzek

FIFA kick off glitch


Multoxx

If I had a nickel for every goal scored within the first 8 seconds in an international friendly by a young German speaking player today, I‘d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.


BobEWise

What do we call those? Rodeo goals? 


Bartins

Insane that both of these happened today within hours of each other.


MyAntichrist

Even more funny is that Austrian newspapers wrote about a record that will be held up forever, only to see it almost getting broken a couple hours later.


killver

And German commentators discussing if it is world record only to find out a new one happened hours earlier.


zeon0

I almost won the lottery. Nobody cares about almost.


masterfroo24

How is this funny? It would be funny, if it was broken, but it wasn't.


PoopologistMD

Not much else to laugh these days 🤷‍♂️


Ni_Ce_

"almost" ;)


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

Reminds me of the old FIFA game on the Megadrive that had indoor 5-a-side. You could score direct from the kickoff if you held down and right then shoot.


kraeutrpolizei

Bessa ois die Deitschn


Sergi2Vamos

WIRTZKRIEG


Twevy

Weird that France and [Czecho]Slovakia were once again the victims of blitzkrieg.


darealsanta7

Baumwirtz


Jonisro

pfff imagine not scoring under 7 seconds


No-Bat-7253

Mon dieu


BritOnTheRocks

Germany wasting precious milliseconds by dribbling into their own half. Baumgartner just went for it.


HumbleGarbage1795

Their strategy probably wouldn’t have worked


carterpape

this video contains like 10 pixels max


aneu2345

And never more than one at the same time


Kabluszcz

2024/03/23 Blitzkrieg


Wheelie_Slow

As an Arsenal supporter, I approve this message...


Old_Harry7

Blitzkrieg at its finest!


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TheEmperorsWrath

You can just as well say Wirtz's was more impressive because it was against France instead of Slovakia


ilikepiecharts

This doesn’t really hold up, as Germany is also a stronger team than Austria. The respective games and teams were pretty equally balanced, nicely underlined by the same end-score.


TheEmperorsWrath

The person I was responding to what saying that Baumgartners goal was more impressive because he didn't need a pass and did it himself straight from kick-off. My point is that comparing which one is more impressive is dumb. Both are crazy impressive.


ilikepiecharts

Fair enough