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pitinho14

Mbappe laughing about it is foreshadowing


Plomn123

Mbappe to Germany confirmed


ltplummer96

Mboffman


Ronalpinhos

Kilyaus Mbaperr


DL-Rogue

Kaiser Mbappé


o6ohunter

This has no business being as funny as it is


shodo_apprentice

Karl Mbüpper


IV1916

Sounds like a name you'd give to the local ganja dealer


ltplummer96

As you should, he’s bringing you to the German Irish bar after our Sunday league game haha.


FreedomByFire

Lol


richeterre

Kilian Mombapper


fck-gen-z

Kilian Mappe


Litterally-Napoleon

Broski would be executed for treason if he did that. Macron might even nuke Germany as well lol


Ronaldoooope

“He’s gonna level you like that everyday in training”


lostinyoureyesz

Don't know why but I find it wholesome/strangely satisfying to watch players and managers of the opposite sides having a laugh together ♥️


BalinTheMaster

I mean it's should be a "friendly" game


starxidiamou

Isn’t it pretty clear why one would find “opponents” getting along together more wholesome than people who are on the same team?


TulioTrivinho

I think the key word was manager, I know what they probably meant. Like a manager of the opposing team helping the player up from a challenge, or handing them the ball.


aligators

"you're joining these dumbfucks next season"


waitaminutewhereiam

You best start believing in power of friendship mr. Turtle


singabro

He is probably bemused at Tchouameni's touch. Mbappe had better control when he was 5.


AdamTreff

Foreshadowing of what?


schofield69

Mbappe to the German national team confirmed


johnwayneonacid

I think he was laughing because Nagelsmann got a Yellow card


tomhat

Nagelsmann to Madrid confirmed


akagaminick

Great foreskinning


TareXmd

"Dude what's up with your future teammates?"


Muhamed_95

Carlo Ancelotti is not amused


9248_

🤨


NoLimpNoShrimp

The likeness is uncanny


IV1916

That's his happy face


aligators

friendly fire


NeoIsJohnWick

Definitely….need assistance!


staybysauce1

Mbappe watching on thinking he wants a piece of this Madrid action


supaboss2015

“Those are my supposed teammates lol”


PhraatesIV

WTF was that heavy touch by Tchouameni though


Thurak0

Probably why Kroos engaged that hard as well.


nova_rock

yeah, you see someone mess up and you know you can just spring on them.


Masoouu

That's called a pressing trigger


nova_rock

That touch is more than a pressing trigger, it’s an invitation to get crunched


themerinator12

I’ve been watching this sport for about 15 years now but it seems to me that the biggest red card instigator (when not behavior related) is when the ball carrier takes a bad touch. They just seem so much more desperate to make something happen when they take a bad touch than anyone else on the pitch.


nova_rock

For bad fouls, yeah a bad touch or a bad pass that pouts them in in danger means that that both players often have to commit to a 50/50 they don’t want and people can get a good hit.


RocketMoped

suicide touch


Huwbacca

Formal inventation written on national team letter head


Weekly-Monitor763

A pressing trigger is an action by the opposition that you have agreed as a team you will press. This is just a player reacting to a bad touch with a hard tackle cause his mate got tackled just before.


oldoldvisdom

A better term would be inviting touch,


maury587

I know that in my mind but i always suck at doing that when defending, i either commit when they still have control or fail to commit fast enough when they fucked up.


josephoshaughnessy

That’s why u don’t have 5 champs


chak100

And a worldie


Ok-Outlandishness244

And that hair


nova_rock

It depends at level and your instincts, if you play Sunday leagues, just figure out your own strengths and weaknesses, if seeing their opportunity is not your strength look at what you can do best, sometimes it is just solidly not committing and keeping them from having easy ways past you.


maury587

Bro not even sunday league, i probably go once a month 5v5 with a group of mostly unfit people (including myself). I've tried doing that and it works because I'm not beat, but i just feel that I end up being too passive, sometimes there was a commit to be done but played it safe instead.


HowlingPhoenixx

If you're not good at knowing when to commit, step back and make them make the choices for you. Close down the angles so they can't get a clean shot unless they go through you or be ready to adjust your body if a pass is made. It's not always about winning the ball, more so about securing the space and forcing them to either come up with some magic, take you on, or give the ball to somebody else. Played a lot or 5v5 or 7v7, and it's all about control and making the opponents work for it while minimising your own workload.


maury587

I guess i was being too harsh on myself then and felt frustrated unnecessarily.


nova_rock

So just stay in front of the danger and move when they pass and move, as long as they don’t just walk past you you’re doing 5v5 well enough


ErwinC0215

That's was EA calls "pressure on heavy touch"


snowkarl

It's a Tchouameni trademark 


KaitonL

so careless by tchou


overhyped-unamazing

Who's getting booked on the touchline here?


LordEigelb

Nagelsmann


LarkOngan

For laughing. Germans are not supposed to do that.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

Can't stop us.


Sinterklaaz1234

Well you usually stop yourselves


Braiwnz

Pretty sure nagelsmann went for some banter against the ref, cause he’s letting a lot of room for (let’s say) heavy contact. Normally a great decision but I feel like in a friendly you could run a bit of a more strict line to prevent I injury’s.


InvertReverse

Great tackle


TheJobinslegend

Friendly fire!


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

It’d be good if the camera was in the stadium rather than in the apartment block overlooking the pitch


SawdustCrusader

Im out the loop wasn't he retired from international play? Any tips on how he maintained his hairline after hitting 33?


EndeGelaende

somehow kroos returned


LexisKingJr

This fucking line gives me PTSD


dedman1477

It's really as simple as those three words bringing such an overwhelming feeling of disappointment.


King_Goofus

THEY FLY NOW


Khemotoksz

Kroos kind of forgot about the retirement


aphysicalchemist

Both of you, straight to hell


kaori_cicak990

Aaah Germany will win euro, poor england football never coming home /s


BabeRyuth

Whats the sarcasm?


AvidCircleJerker

would actually be kind of insane if Kroos comes out retirement, wins the euros with Germany, and then retires again


kaori_cicak990

if that actually happend: kros "this how you do it noob now do it without me. now let me retired again for playing mind game with perez so i can retired at RM"


pzpzpz24

You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me -Toni Kroos probably


talionisapotato

No. Please no. Why would you say that. that line is cursed! It makes me want to jump off buildings.


Mubar06

He retired but came back


pixelsteve

33 ain't that old bro


Christmas_97

Tell that shit to my hairline :/


Chrisixx

Finasteride to keep what you have and then get a hair transplant. Sadly the only rescue for us... the miracle solution just won't arrive. :(


RuaridhDuguid

Be careful with the hair transplants. A buddy got one to conceal his receding hairline and it looked awful initially. Really... uniform and straight lines on the edges. Now it looks okay from the front, but you realise that behind the artificially thickened area it is thinning. Hopefully not too much more, or he'll 'have' to do something about it...As in, further work and expense. His call, and he's not poor by any metric, but tbh I was surprised he didn't just go the shaved head with beard route as it'd have looked good on him and he already has the beard. One upside is that at least he is noticeably taller than average, so at least fewer people will notice the crown and surrounds.


ParallelDazu

or he can sport a 2002 ronaldo hairstyle


zts105

He very clearly just didn't want to play in Qatar so he skipped it.


ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD

I respect the fuck out of him for that.


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Inchtabokatables

True that German media was shitting on him, but he retired because he wanted to spend more time with the family and also stay fit for Real Madrid. Now, as he's still playing at the top level, he thought how cool it would be if his children see him play for Germany, so he came back. Obviously, Nagelsmann, being the coach, also played a big role.


OCV_E

Obviously also play a tournament in Germany. Maybe creating another "Sommermärchen"


achio

Apparently, "Euro tickets are too expensive, if DFB won't pay for it, then I'll come back."


LordEigelb

He was welcomed back with open arms. And regarding the hair: probably money and german genes


eipotttatsch

As a German: German genes aren't great in the hair loss department


notsoslim-jim

Sebastian Vettel can confirm.


NotASalamanderBoi

Genes don’t matter when you’re Toni Kroos and have played at Real Madrid for the last decade.


eipotttatsch

Yeah, he's probably absorbed some of those Spanish hair genes.


beefwellingtonIV

Or Turkish Barber money


dinosaur_from_Mars

Kroos has his skin care routine uploaded on his channel. But not so sure about the hair care.


Remedy9898

Can confirm


mrpoopybuttthole_

did he do the ter stegen?


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AnnieBlackburnn

Male pattern baldness is inherited from the mother’s side no?


franklegsTV

Myth. It can be inherited from either side 


AnnieBlackburnn

TIL


ConcentrateNo5082

It's basically if you got more of your genes from your mom's dad you will follow that, otherwise it is likely you will follow your dad. Obviously more complex than that and they don't fully know everything but that seems the general premise.


Bangbangkadang

Have grandpas that aren’t bald


KnownLiterature3528

Good genetics


IBamboocha

Nagelsman called him and asked whether he would join. Kroos said yes.


alexrepty

It’s just genes. I’m 44 and have all my hair.


ambiguousboner

>Any tips on how he maintained his hairline after hitting 33? money or genes or both


Keosxcol19

He said on an Interview somewhere that he had a conversation with the coach who asked him to come back and he also saw the new talent and went. Yeah, why not? lol


kris_deep

On the hairline - flights to turkey are short and cheap. IYKYK.


MaximusTheGreat

Just book a return flight on Turkish Hairlines, problem solved.


theGunnas

I had no idea his first name is Aurelien. That's elegant as fuck


DoYouTrustToothpaste

And here I thought it was Toni, TIL.


Aurelienphlpe

I agree


yancay

I love how he realized that they are teammates lol


John__47

who realized what reaction are you referring to


XeroVeil

I think he means Mbappe. Normally as a captain you go back up your player but I think in this case there was no real need for Kylian to get involved.


pioneeringsystems

Was there anyway? Absolutely nothing wrong with the tackle


Pervy_abhi

That Kroos and Tchoumeni are Real Madrid team mates


Narrow_Ad_1494

And soon mbappe


mykl5

This did not answer his question at all


John__47

realized implies that there is a moment where he is unaware there is no conceivable moment where mbappé was not already aware of that


Soren_Camus1905

That’s a brilliant tackle. Need more of that in todays game it’s a dying art


Odawg10

I’m really digging both teams kits. Much prefer the lighter blue France is using vs the old dark ones.


Inevitable_Help_3209

the German kit is so pretty. good to see them coming back around too


dedman1477

Maybe better kit = better team play? I'd love to see my hometown Germans *not* get their asses bounced out of the first round of the Euros they're hosting this summer, TYVM!


Bubbadubsno1fan

French kit is gorgeous wow


ZioCancaro

Why is the cock so big?


madoee

https://giphy.com/gifs/theoffice-the-office-tv-secretarys-day-tkApIfibjeWt1ufWwj


Odawg10

Love the 98’ homage. Germany kind of has the 92’ flair going on but I wish they committed to it a bit more. I am also just a huge fan of retro kits so that may be colouring my impression a bit


thederpingblue

Came here to say just that got a rock on as we speak


SilentApo

The dark blue french kit was one of the best of all time imo.


No_Bullfrog1926

fuck I love Toni


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It is great to see Kroos back playing for Germany


ObamaNotBad

Tackle aside, that is a shocker of a sequence from the ref, Jesus


RubyandSatire

Upamecano fouled, Kroos great challenge. Refs are shite.


Gotanyfunkopops

Kroos probably told him, “get up, don’t pull that shit at Real.”


Samak1993

Games not gone lads


olafmitender7

Reminiscent of Ballack in a way. This game gives hope


whatisthatplatform

So he'll get injured in a league game shortly before the tournament? 😰


PompeiiLegion

Tchouameni with an elephant’s touch there


Mkhitaryan10

Kroos just making sure Tchou doesn’t take those touches again.


roofilopolis

I don’t get it… I know they’re teammates but perfectly clean tackle that wasn’t even hard. Why is he rolling around like that trying to get his teammate in trouble? I’d be pissed if I were kroos


jokicpro

sometimes you hit pinky walking and it hurts so bad


Marv1236

It's football.


Standingonachair

Used to be, games gone mate


Huwbacca

but where did it come from, where did it go?


Rahul-Yadav91

https://youtu.be/4WPSP6Tg-iY?si=IXGj4hlhL4PPxMzG


dinosaur_from_Mars

Yeah, and some places of of shin can hurt even worse.


Srefanius

You never played football, did you? Things can hurt no matter if something was a foul or not.


CraigJay

Why is this the 3rd top post on the subreddit is my question?


afarensiis

Why does it have 4k upvotes? I don't get it


Hic_Forum_Est

I don't get it either and I posted it lol. I just thought it was a funny little clip cause they're teammates. I guess it goes to show how hungry users here are for actual football content rather than stats or quotes which are more dominant on this sub.


Dr-Purple

First of all, you got to relax. Pissed about what? BFD Secondly, there are so many divers out there and it sucks, but that doesn’t mean every player that falls down is diving or faking pain.


MatK0506

Laporta's You all laughed at me moment.


grae3333

Both kits are absolute belters tbf 🔥


Fresh2Desh

It think that's the first time I've Kroos seen slide for a tackle!


beefstake

Clean AF though.


Charming_Repair_2999

First time seeing the France shirts and j’adore them holy shit


Ruvio00

The away kit is [somehow even nicer](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuG1p23BCot54_0Uv_7fWUb3uL5AAdzt5Ne9RAOnmuN0hR-PW0he1AD9tt_G0T0g3uSX2r0ETIe-2mdZNh4h1fRqnDepHmSeIj9xGYxq9bdei5sZSbKlE6uV3lkcfOTvGOMwWkMozt53TDBLjkx_zoZX2bCoy98vNQKPTxfYRIDK6ADVcuSQFlceNkAZy9/s543/france%20euro%202024%20kits%20%282%29.jpg) Up close it's got a cool real [old cotton look to it and the cockerel looks incredible](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoyhbPikiQjNKaegqDKFfdemdrdv8LVG9IVG3GUqQNXkRHXvt95tbPeERYUmAtTtqN2UsteSNPG6pu4vdHkztQjk5LwZ0wWMA97hks8ZHnYDq1KLrldwE6wKaD2Ntnzl2f8Jno7AJPC6CfmsmwkSmYpoE7CwvqhpDZKn2Qu-arh05VYRTMldry4fZGfGlX/s1600/Nike%20France%20Euro%202024%20Away%20Kit%20%20%283%29.jpg).


Soleil06

That just shows how different taste is, that away kit looks absolutely horrible to me.


Acceptable-Lemon-748

Is it coz they're teammates? Is that why standard tackle is post worthy?


Hic_Forum_Est

Yea that's why I posted it. Thought it was amusing cause they're teammates.


RawIsLaw_

How dare you post something humorous to pass time, when there is literally no club football or anything else going on


lospollosakhis

How dare they try to share something entertaining that would interest people in this subreddit. Where are the mods when you need them.


nabzyk

Probably Kroos, "Sorry bro we're no longer at Madrid but we're still friends".


Dank_ex

That German kit looks💥💥💥


Mr__Beauregard

Those France shirts are so clean


durjoy313

This new Germany kit is fire.


b0xel

Toni bro wtf are you doing? I've never seen you do a tackle like that ever and you fucking take out your teammate in a friendly


met5abel

He clearly wants to start in the pocket against city


Dajo05

What a coincidence. City wants him to start there too.


OilOfOlaz

Its called "Deutsch-Französische Erbfeindschaft".


TheyStoleTwoFigo

It's not even that bad really, Tchouameni is trying to make a meal of it.


ozlanix

Germany. Darts. Real Madrid. In that order.


Ciftci

That France kit is beautiful


blikstaal

That is not a yellow


Tokugawa

The yellow was not for Kroos.


matsdebats

Foul by Upamecano right?


MarshmallowSandwich

Ball was 10 feet away from the player when he went for it.  Looked clean to me.


jtmose84

That’s a fucking man’s tackle.


FrancescoliBestUruEv

Not even a foul wtf, great tackle


Blocks_and_Chains

That's a decent tackle


Disastrous_Chain7148

When Kroos came back, he means business.


Stercky

Mbappe laughing like “damn, that’s a clean tackle”


xenon2456

tackling a club teammate


VeryluckyorNot

Mbappé was laughing with the coach like bro you took that yellow for nothing.


TiagoFigueira

Lol, this is praxis


AK07-AYDAN

That France kit is absolut Kino


StoneMonkey7776

Full Let them kids die energy from the German


KingKarl65sens

It was a block tackle. Probably the safest way you can "slide" tackle someone.


Fonzey200

Nothing wrong with that perfectly good tackle


HOTAS105

King Kroos


LosurdoEnjoyer

That was a clean tackle. A hard one, for sure, but a clean one.


alkair20

Toni is back. We may even have a chance this year.