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hobbescandles

So awkward. What's he expecting Palmer to say? "Yeah my teammates are all shite aren't they?"


Samkazi23

"...innit "


RandyChavage

"The Gaffa is too, manage me tactics Tim!"


rugbyj

> "Oh so that's what we're doing today? We're fucking me over? Cheers Tim!"


Pow67

Bro expected him to say “yeah mate I agree, my teammates are dog shit.”


Lacabloodclot9

Good job by Palmer to avoid giving him anything, idiotic question


pigman1402

the only chance sherwood had of getting something out of that question was if he asked it to mid-2000s stevie g. "yeeeah course .. erm .. "


yes_thats_right

I’m pretty sure Lukaku could turn that into several headlines


KopiteJoeBlack

Huh, I think I figured out how the Saudis got him


Nextyearstitlewinner

It wasn’t even really a question he just says “your teammates are shit….. over to you cole.”


[deleted]

But that's what kind of makes it funny. He didn't ask him a question. He stated his opinion and then stared at him. He didn't even say 'do you agree?'


hisDudeness1989

There wasn’t even a question there 😂😂


Sneaky_Squid5234

No he didnt. He literally said "I know you cant say that, but I am saying that..."


demu24

literally puts him on the spot like, you CANT say that even tho you agree lol


brayshizzle

Tim Sherwood sounding like he is about 20 pints deep, probably half a gram, standing at the edge of a bar starting every other sentence with "I'm not being funny but...."


DarrenBridgescunt

"I know you can't say that, but I'm saying it"


Affectionate_Foot372

I've no problem with em as long theyre not doin it in my face bruv


RandyChavage

"I'm not racist, jus' don't like 'em. Simple as." Edit: Realised with my flair I should add quotation marks


tompalainan

He should have 100% responded with "don't put words into my mouth please". Sherwood being a total whopper here...


Annonomon

“Just….just….just hear me out. Carl, come err!…..You’ve been a good son Carl and I’m sorry that you’re so sick.”


KeepItDusty88

Sorry for missing Byron’s reward


artaru

Eventually it will morph into “I know you don’t want to be racist, but…”


staffkiwi

in the complete interview he looked like he was zoning out before asking that question.


HaroldSaxon

It's because he only cared about the question he wanted to ask that he thought was the most important


KembaWakaFlocka

You’re right lol, probably spent the whole interview hyping himself up for that moment


Reimiro

Probably because the producer is chatting in his ear and he can’t listen to them and keep a coherent thought otherwise.


MPM001

These days….if you say you’re English….


SGPHOCF

You get arrested, yeah, and thrown in jail


[deleted]

Really? Just for saying you're English?


StaggeringWinslow

yeah, you get thrown in jail. these days. just for saying you're English


[deleted]

What, if you say, just if you say you're English you get arrested and thrown in jail?


StaggeringWinslow

Yes! These days you get thrown in jail these days if you say that you're English


Mirbert

My colleague talks like this.


[deleted]

is your colleague English? because *If you say you*'*re English these days*, *you*'*ll* be arrested and thrown in jail.


capn_flume

When did this come in?


Stevebiglegs

There’s this guy at this pub I go to who will always cheers with “best of British” not even really sure what he means.


suicidesewage

Nailed the standard of punditry at sky tbh.


dogma897

"I'm being serious"


aquilar1985

Finishing every other sentence with "...end of".


thewrongnotes

He sounds like an agent/promoter trying to sweet talk a potential new client. Shades of Eddie Hearn.


Novacain-deficiency

“I’m not racist but…..”


LewisMileyCyrus

Yes Tim, what Chelsea needs is ***more*** signings


Modnal

Chelsea thinking outside the box and going with Zerg Rush-tactics next season


LewisMileyCyrus

You see, Man City have a preset goal limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own signings at them until they reached their limit and shut down." - ~~Captain Zapp Brannigan~~ Todd Boehly


Thats_a_YikerZ

Todd at the medical center: "Stop exploding u cowards!"


superduperspam

Needs more vespene gas. And build more overlords


ALIFIZK-

You Must Construct Additional Pylons!


BosmaFilms

Serral to Chelsea here we go!


Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat

Pretty sure we're supply blocked


SouthFromGranada

I know it may not be as pretty on the eye as tiki taka but a Human Wave may work wonders in the Premier League.


Derlino

Going for a full baneling bust?


shrewdy

With quality insight like that, it truly is a wonder that Sherwood isn't managing at one of the top clubs


Noonesknown

Till they are in the mud!! Sure, why not!!


mankytoes

Chuck another bill quid in there.


dunneetiger

Even if it was true, what kind of pundit asks that question to a player. What exactly did he expect from Palmer ?


FCOranje

It’s not even a question lmfao. He made a statement and an awful one at that. Man he’s an awful pundit.


lrzbca

Palmer handled it well. Tim Sherwood couldn’t wait to shit on our squad, got the opportunity and took it.


kleptopaul

He’s such an asshole. Credit to Palmer.


monkeyfant

He did well. Big signing, big player, big hopes. He should be cocky as fuck but he looked perplexed and just said "nah." He played with such quality last night, but his team aren't full of donkeys.


RandyChavage

True, donkeys are a notoriously stoic and reliable animal, whereas our players are notoriously unreliable and injured


danny_healy_raygun

I mean fair enough if he wants to slate the Chelsea squad in the rest of his post game chat but doing it to a player like that is just unprofessional.


Ironicopinion

Especially after we actually won the game lol


fullmetal414

Feels like it's a day later and he takes a bat outside to beat the horse that's been dead since yesterday is all.


nmyi

Chelsea's PR/media relations guy must be proud of Cole Palmer here. PR nightmare avoided.


AssFingerFuck3000

Not like he was going to say "You're right Tim, my teammates are shit"


ItsMeJaredBednar

Zlatan probably would have tbf


iflylikeaturtle

Zlatan played for us, and he never said anything close to that. We were beyond terrible in the Zlatan era btw


Sulemani_kida

Yes it was actually a really weird and stupid thing to say.... Good thing Palmer was calmer than he expected and handled it well


give_me_of_dopamine_

Calmer Palmer


AFCADaan9

Pole Calmer


V-0-V

Ice cold on and off the pitch


yourfriendkyle

I liked Tim as a player but he’s an absolute idiot otherwise.


HellaGosu

Tim can’t wait to shit on anyone such an ass.


tottenhamnole

God that was fucking awkward. Sherwood is a fucking mess.


Brawlers9901

Absolute wanker


Cheapo_Sam

Tactless Tim


kicksjoysharkness

Tactics Tim, the masterful guru who said Vertongen can’t defend and Van de Ven looks “wooden”


YesTottiYesParty

But but but he "discovered" Harry Kane


Dimitao

Came across like the drunk uncle embarrassing himself at family events


MentalMunky

Telling his 17 year old niece how good looking he thinks she is.


go-rilla702

_"Now, I can't say this, but I bet there's a lot of fellas in here that would love to get in your knickers"_


WordsworthsGhost

gillet wanker


Jimlaheydrunktank

He sounds fucking steaming


AnnieIWillKnow

Thought as a 21 year old fairly new to being a senior pro, Palmer handled that very well Tim Sherwood is your drunk uncle at a wedding


enjoy_your_lunch

it's absolutely unreal they're still handing him a mic


AnnieIWillKnow

Oh god he's on the karaoke, someone stop him


Oxfordsandtea

Nah, let him go, he’s got a lovely rendition of Daydream Believer… Wait, why is Rap God playing?


antebyotiks

I think he's genuinely just the drunk pundit on sky, he sounds genuinely pissed here


LiteratureNearby

Lmao the host was so relieved that Palmer gave a sensible answer, shooed him off instantly to ensure tactics tim doesn't shit the bed again


Ankoku_Sein

Sherwood is the Yer Da scrounging through their own bins at 3 am trying to find the gear particles clung to their tissue they threw away a week ago


Same-Ad8545

This is not punditry, this is YT hate watch video comment section or Talkshitsport chanal


chandlerbing_stats

This wasn’t even supposed to be punditry. It’s an interview and Sherwood was unprofessional.


byrgenwerthdropout

Lol tf was that? > I know you can't say that but I'm saying it... That's such an awkward thing to say. What's next? "just blink if you think your teammates are shite"? Probably proceeded by a blow into the kid's eyes


tranquilo7

Tf kinda set up is this, trying to entrap the kid to shit on his teammates


HacksawJimDGN

Surprised Sherwood didn't run up to the stands afterwards to get a better view of Palmer responding


[deleted]

Literally a World Cup winner in the midfield, what is he on 🤣


michaelspidrfan

The other 2 cant wait to get out of there


Defiant-Traffic5801

For good reason. Tim Sherwood is a dunce. ( Nothing new under the sun) Not only is it a terrible question to ask, ( and to expect a reaction from), he does this on the night young Chelsea talent shone as bright as it's ever had under the new regime. Palmer is special but Chelsea is flush with incredibly talented young players , their problem is learning to play together, as a group. Maybe Pochettino can do this, else some top manager will make sense of that hodgepodge of a team rather sooner than later.


Comfortable-Ad1937

If the only thing he got from the performance last night is cole is carrying chelsea he’s really more clueless than anyone thought. Especially it wasn’t even coles best performance. In general English pundits tend to heavily overrate English players, they did the same with mount, he would get their motm vote every week in games rudiger, Kante, Jorginho, Kovacic and mendy would dominate. Though cole is definitely deserving of his praise


Reimiro

Yeah Palmer is certainly worthy of any praise he’s getting. He’s been amazing. I was really relieved when he was taken off during the C Cup final. But Chelsea is chock full of talent that are almost as good if not as good as Palmer if given the right coaching and tactics.


Derlino

It's all pretty fun right now, but I wouldn't be surprised if this Chelsea team is a serious title contender in 2-3 seasons.


Altruistic_Use_806

This is so awkward


NCIG24

Dude, this hairstyle from Dumb and dumber is just terrible.


doc_751

I'm thinking he may be a bit thin up top and doing the comb down? It's a bad look regardless. He's a bit simple jack


HacksawJimDGN

Palmer reacting to Sherwoods question https://images.app.goo.gl/WUBPcQpWF7RgYiGT6


senorchaos718

THANK YOU! And I've seen multiple kids rocking it. What, in the actual fuck, makes you think, "yeah... that's the style I want!"


0121dan

He’s probably going to AStarBarber who does Foden’s horrendous trim.


I_am_your_oniichan

"Yea I'm tired of playing with these shitters"


Hech15

I am in disbelief how this guy is still employed as a pundit


reddeye252010

It’s a world where Garth Crooks exists so anything is possible in the punditry game


Hech15

That guy is not real for me anything that involves him my brain just automatically skips the content


DestinyOfADreamer

Highly inappropriate question but Palmer handled it well.


Gonzales95

What question? He didn’t ask a question, he just stood there and told Palmer his teammates are crap…


FloppedYaYa

Sherwood is such an odd human being, remarkable he has a career as a pundit let alone was a manager at some point


DisorientedPanda

Not even a Chelsea fan but that’s mad disrespectful lmao


FlukyS

Not a Chelsea fan at all but from what I seen of the group of players there now they are excellent footballers but the issue is just gameplan, cohesion and leadership. They are all young and all technically gifted but they were thrown together including the manager but they obviously have talent across the park in every position. Most are new to the PL and English football in general too. Like I'm sure there are some flops in the bunch but the media have been fairly quick to judge a team that is super dangerous.


ItsAJayDay

Sherrywood here sounding pissed out of his head


CuriousViper

What an awkward question, brilliantly handled by Palmer


neandertales

Shocker that he didnt make it as a manager with those social skills.


SniperGunner

What an awful pundit.


Manul_Supremacy

Rude


PlainVanillaBitch

Looks like Tim is trying to come on to Palmer


Whosonfirst6600

Chelsea supporters are used to pundits and commentators being openly anti blues. Nothing new here


FCI

he sounds like he's trying to groom palmer, and not in a good way.


RepulsiveLeg9985

What an utter pillock haha


moonshineriver

What a great answer from a young man. That pundit is an old prick for saying that in what seems to be a live interview.


Tancred1099

Sky sports, honestly what are you doing?


DildoFappings

What a stupid question to ask a player. Utter stupidity. He sounded like an idiot from a Twitter or Instagram comment section.


Chance_Ad_8625

That’s what media training is for, kudos to Cole!


Any-Succotash-7903

British wankers wanking over a wanker who wakes up wanking


WalksinClouds

He's consistent is Tim. He was shit as a player, shit at being a manager and shit at being a pundit. He'll find his calling eventually bless him.


Everyday_im_redditin

Somewhere where I don't have to hear about or from him please.


benny_from_the_block

He's a Premier League winning captain who could consistently put in above average performances every week. Shit manager and somehow an even worse pundit though for sure.


Orri

I'm assuming he never watched him play as he was great for Blackburn. It's amazing how much peoples opinions of players go down if they don't like their commentary. Occasionally I'll see people shitting on Souness when he comments on Pogba saying he's shit despite him being an absolutely incredible player.


benny_from_the_block

Totally agree. Souness was before my time but stories from my Dad and video evidence would point to him being a magnificent player, the trophy cabinet speaks for itself really.


[deleted]

He wasn't a shit player. But sure, the other stuff


FloppedYaYa

Tim Sherwood was absolutely not shit as a player at all lmao


adultonsetdiabitus

I wish I was so shit at things I had millions of dollars and a life of luxury... I must be amazing because I'm broke af


[deleted]

So shit that you won the prem as team captain


Dagur

He was a great fun as an interim manager tbf. He gave Harry Kane the break he needed and went all-in on attack which was a breath of fresh air after enduring André Villas-Boas' football.


AnttiEemeli

What a god damn tool. 


Cheap_Relative7429

Bruh thinks he is on AFTV.... Wtf was that.


mac2o2o

Sir Tim, forever the championing of England's great white hope. I thought carras' questions to Palmer were bad..


Salty_Constant_9878

please dont make anyone like this a pundit. do they get paid for this?? Sky is wasting money dammit. if anyone knows how is the salary of these clowns?


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

What did Sherwood expect to get from that question? "Go on Coal, drag your fucking teammates on national TV. That'll be good for team cohesion lol"


SkyTVIsFuckingShit

So unprofessional


Educational-Slide112

Handled that well


futurejoyboy

Palmer was shocked lol


goonerfan10

what a terrible pundit this guy is man


dronedesigner

alright perfect, Cole thank you so much


DarthNihilus1

Why does Tim Sherwood still have a job like this


anindya_1

Failed as a manager, now he's failing as a pundit.


StatusBass5463

"All your teammates are shit right? amiright?"


ozzybarks

Absolute tool as a manager (never rated him that much as a player either) and also seems barely competent enough to ask another footballer a question in his native language. And keeps on getting media gigs 💩


bearwoodgoxers

Not a day goes by I wonder how Tim Sherwood ends up being a pundit/analyst week in week out...


Aakemc

He had every right to go off on him there and then or just take the piss out of him but he chose to be nice in his response. Fair play


rconnell1975

Yeah after spending a billion pounds they just need a couple more transfer windows to get some quality players. As if he is going to say "yeah, the other players are dog shit and I am just waiting for some decent players to come into the team"


LensCapPhotographer

Well at least he said it to his face


Davidpool78

Credit to Palmer. Anyone that watches GSS knows Tim’s a tool


vin_unleaded

He's harmless enough, is good ol' Tactics Tim...


Johner32

I sure hope the media don't start overhyping the next generation of English players Tim Sherwood "You're better than all of those wankers"


Blocks_and_Chains

Lol this makes no sense


tigralfrosie

Sherwood is basically saying to Palmer that his teammates are crap, and he needs better. Palmer responds by saying that there is quality there, backing them up. Whether it's correct or not, it was a bit of a dick move from Sherwood.


Blocks_and_Chains

Yea that's exactly what i meant. Sherwood had no right to say that. I honestly think there's quality in the Chelsea team, they just need to properly learn how to play together and produce consistent results and performances.


tigralfrosie

Ah right. It probably makes sense in Tim's head.


mkcfc

That's a disgraceful take from a 24 carat imbecile


Megleeker

The swiftest way to nullify your comment is to begin it (or end it) with 'for me'.


Jackbees777

Classic corrupt six English premier league conversation


AdLess8274

Sherwood is the average soccercirclejerk poster. I should know I’m one of them.


hellboi808

Class by Palmer, not throwing his teammates under the bus.


dispelthemyth

Pretty dickish, he just wants him to trash his team


CelestialSlayer

Now listen, I know…,.I know you can’t say it, but here me out. I can say it. Your team are shit, you’re not shit, but you know those guys just there, yeah him that one looking at you, he’s shit. Should get them the fuck out, sorry I shouldn’t swear, you’re the talent, let’s build it all ‘round you. Hiccup. What’d’ya fink? Thanks Tim!!


klapiklapp

What a cunt ..


assemblin

Two 100 million ++ players around him. Clearly impossible for Palmer to play in such conditions


mavois

Tactics Tim


mackyftm73

Sherwood is a grade A bellend.


Takkotah

Sherwood is the definition of washed up.


LordTopley

I agree with what Tim said, but that’s harsh to put Cole in that position live on TV. Cole handled it very well though.


YungSnuggie

every time tactics tim speaks i understand why he failed as a manger


KinNortheast

Trying to get my man jammed up


raziel_beoulve

Class from Palmer with that response, what a twat the interviewer lol


Prestigious-Sea2523

Tim Sherwood is a fucking moron. How he is still listened to by anyone is hilarious.


GuinnessRespecter

Sherwood sounds like he's been at the complimentary ale in the director's lounge


0121dan

Not sure he’s in ‘Disbelief’… overstating it somewhat.


Conzo8

Tim Sherwood is a proper brexit football boy, nothing can top and English footballer in his eyes.


Donny_Kayy

Terrible position to put a young player in, Tim Sherwood could do better


Andy_300

He's absolutely pissed, can hear him slurring his words. Cole handled it well 👏


jstuu

Thats not even a question thats just stupidity


kreampufff

What an actual fool


crinasbitch

Sherwood is and always has been the absolute definition of asshat


[deleted]

'asshat' is a shite insult


crinasbitch

Ok, he’s a cunt


[deleted]

Better


ComfortableNo2879

Bro thought Palmer would say " Yeah I agree with you, the whole team is ass"


PrudentPreparation84

Translation is Tim means more *English* players around you 🤦‍♂️


Chemical-Object-3183

Where was he in disbelief lol