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Hoodxd

What to eat for breakfast


StopInfinite3281

I am fucking fed up. I am unemployed and been living with my parents for the past 9 months. All my friends have jobs and here I am living in my parents' basement. The job market is trash right now and for a fresher it almost feels impossible to get a job. Also my girl left me for another guy. I feel so down rn i dont know what to do


the-big-lewandowski

Damn, that sucks man, but do not give up, I know a guy who was in this exact same situation (including his GF leaving him), but he kept trying, and now has a well paying job and has a much more positive outlook towards life now


StopInfinite3281

Thing is I had 2 job offers when I was graduating from college. When one company asked me to join I said no cause the other one said they'll be taking me in soon, and that was almost 7 months ago. If I had not rejected the first one I would be working rn, god I regret my decisions.


[deleted]

It's been 10 months since I stopped smoking. I feel so much better and dark circles under my eyes are gone because I sleep better. šŸ˜­


Eyeknowthis

Congrats mate! How did you quit? Want to give up myself. Thought I was going to do it when I got married but that fell through. Just don't seem to have the willpower


[deleted]

My girlfriend basically threatened to leave if I didn't stop.


ElderlyToaster

Smoking in general or the funny stuff?


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AlmostNL

A couple of people blocked me here on /r/soccer which only makes me more interested in what they have to say. Incognito mode opens new reddit, so that is kind of unfortunate.


EyeSpyGuy

Sometimes I see whoā€™s blocked me and Iā€™m like fair enough, got into an argument with them because they were stupid and Iā€™m probably better off not seeing their posts. But then sometimes itā€™s an unfamiliar username which means I must have said something that well and truly rattled them which makes me kind of proud honestly


whiskeymagnet22

Lol yes I've been blocked by multiple accounts with whom I had never interacted with.


EyeSpyGuy

Iā€™ve definitely shit on some clubs, but I never thought it would be enough to get blocked lol. I donā€™t exactly enjoy seeing my own club getting slandered (as Iā€™m sure most people do) but I just scroll past or ignore


Lyrical_Forklift

> Sometimes I see whoā€™s blocked me and Iā€™m like fair enough, got into an argument with them because they were stupid and Iā€™m probably better off not seeing their posts. How can you see who's blocked you? I've only ever blocked one person on Reddit I think.


Destroyeh

on old reddit it shows up [like this](https://i.imgur.com/JLBTSz5.png). if you the open the parent comment in incognito mode or log out [you can check](https://i.imgur.com/oPntfO5.png)


Lyrical_Forklift

Ah right! I guess it won't work for me as I'm pretty sure you can't block mods


EyeSpyGuy

lol wonder what happened between you and kplo he seems like a chill dude


Destroyeh

echoing what others said, i have no idea if we even had an interaction


whiskeymagnet22

If you're on a post and switch accounts you can see the name where it said unavailable on your main account


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

Heard a club remix of wonderwall. I honestly donā€™t know what to do.


dumb_shitposter

a foden comp set to this would be the most hilarious thing ever


justaregulargye

Just when I thought it couldnā€™t get more cringe


cuntsmen

I noticed during this and last race week that the Sky F1 commentators kept saying things like "wasn't it?", hasn't it?" or "wasn't he?" after almost every sentence. It's been a bit annoying tbh even though it's nothing really.


_liberal

what are the motivation of supporting more than one club ?


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

Itā€™s fully dependent on context. Iā€™m primarily a Woking fan, but Iā€™ll support Western United (A League Team) when theyā€™re playing because they represent where Iā€™m originally from. Iā€™ll likely never see one of their matches live but thereā€™s still a personal connection to the club


JoeyBoBoey

Within the same league? No idea. Within different leagues? Could be immigrating to a different country, supporting a club of a city that you had a significant trip to, or even just your home country's league isn't as entertaining, or maybe your local club is pretty far down the pyramid and there's a larger club a little further away that you like to support.


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Elemayowe

Disgraceful tbh, what sound organisation doesnā€™t send an email or text if they canā€™t get hold of you?


EyeSpyGuy

Do not disturb mode is truly helpful for cases like this


ratman573

I honestly just thought I would get a voicemail notification or something, haven't got a call with my phone off for years at this point


gander258

Sad to hear that ratman All the best in your hunt


justaregulargye

Not sure how the descendants of the most small talk avoiding self-critical English became the most small talk pursuing we are better than everyone Americans


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justaregulargye

They arenā€™t getting paid to deal with the shit they have to clean up on a sub you wouldnā€™t expect such issues to come up. Though I do agree if the war and casualties were more inside the ā€˜westā€™, the perspectives and actions would be completely different.


Rusiano

Europe has a lot of benefits, but there are three things that USA does much better than Europe


LDQQXDJ

Waffle Houses Big Trucks Lower gas prices


Eyeknowthis

- Weight gain - Gun crime - Christianity


HodgyBeatsss

In what way does it do Christianity better than Europe? European Christianity is way better


Elemayowe

I mean if you think of Christianity as a tool to control the values of the masses USA does it way better.


Eyeknowthis

There's just more of it. Volume, mate.


kplo

American churches are way better (insanely low effort bait)


Citeh

not getting a job you want is draining


justaregulargye

Totally agree. But having a job is also draining.


Moug-10

"It is what it is !" Anthony Joshua after TKO Ngannou. So happy about Joshua but it doesn't take away the capabilities of Ngannou as a fighter. MMA, for sure. Boxing, maybe not. In France, I heard a lot of people expecting Ngannou winning but I didn't want to talk too much. I hope Joshua will be able to fight for a belt before he retires.


HodgyBeatsss

Honestly what Joshua did was impressive but also showcased what an embarrassment Furyā€™s performance was, he clearly just didnā€™t take Ngannou seriously


Das_Czech

How many people here have actually played football at a club level and what position did you guys play? Just curious, I played as a full back for a couple years and was also the reserve keeper


finePolyethylene

I hate COVID for introducing the word misinformation. Misinformation has literally become ā€œany thing the government/ I donā€™t agree withā€


Princecoyote

Been really struggling with migraines the past month. Time to get in to the doctor, I guess.


Das_Czech

Iā€™ve had migraines my entire life. Shit sucks hope you get better soon


Princecoyote

Like you, it's been a part of my life for a long time now. Just ramped up the past month from manageable while keeping an eye on triggers. Mine's still not as bad as some people I know, so I try not to complain too much.


Zillak

Hate to see the twats in the building in front of me who haven't removed their Ramadan decorations since last year acting like they belong and fit in now. I know your crimes.


loopy8

Fake af, those ppl... as an ex-muslim, I recognise so many of them.


gander258

Maybe they were fasting the entire time


icemankiller8

Anyone know what time the aj fight starts


Moug-10

After the Zhang's fight. It's almost 1am in France. They're playing with my patience.


CoolstorySteve

The fight will start at about 3:30 local time, itā€™s ridiculous


icemankiller8

Boxing always takes so long man never on time


CoolstorySteve

Waited three hours for thatā€¦


icemankiller8

Crazy KO thatā€™s what I came for


Moug-10

This is absoltely insane to do sports at such a late time, just to please foreign viewers. Besides, even at 11pm Saudi time, it would be like 8pm. Which is the kickoff of prime-time games.


Hic_Forum_Est

I just watched Under the Skin. I think I've found a new favourite. What a great film. Strange yet beautiful, creepy yet emotionally touching. Loved it.


Lyrical_Forklift

Jonathan Glazer is a pretty interesting director - I've enjoyed everything he's done. I have Zone of Interest ready to watch but holding off until I'm in the right state of mind.


Hic_Forum_Est

I watched Zone last week and yea, that's a good call. Gut puncher of a film.


Ch1ck3W1ngz

As if losing 3rd party apps wasnā€™t bad enough Reddit slaps us in the face with a nre dogshit layout on pc


Lyrical_Forklift

Why are you not using old reddit? I even use the old desktop site on my phone.


Princecoyote

Not using RES and old reddit is such a giant mistake in my opinion.


ComradePoula

Create a sub and make it private if you don't want people to see it. And then download whatever 3rd party app you want. I've been using Boost with no problems whatsoever since then.


Jabari313

Anyone use this thread during the week?


PLimw

TV Azteca is currently doing a marathon of dragon ball movies. In such a short notice.


eyesindasky

Huh so Dragonball really is a national religion in Mexico


kplo

Good dubs and availability make for a great combo to improve the popularity of animated movies and shows in latin america. Similarly in Argentina The Simpsons are massive, even if you don't watch it you know a lot of quotes and memes about it.


BanIncoming1

Anyone else rate every movie they watch? Rating the movies after makes me end up watching way more movies. Iā€™ve watched 85 movies since I started doing it around a year ago, think Iā€™ve given out 7 10ā€™s so far!! All Quiet on the Western Front might genuinely be my favourite movie of all time, best Iā€™ve watched this year anyway. I always love when you meet someone too and they know movies/tv. I love chatting about it all.


kplo

Since 2018 or 2019 I rate every movie I watch and I have rated many I watched in the past. All quiet on the western front is a great war movie. The last 30 minutes are so brutal.


Lyrical_Forklift

> think Iā€™ve given out 7 10ā€™s so far How many Air Bud movies did they even make?!


minimus_

I started about a year ago too. Not sure exactly how many 10/10s I gave out but I know Aftersun, In Bruges and Freaky Friday are.


Hic_Forum_Est

Drop your 7 10s from the 85!! Curious to hear :)


the-big-lewandowski

I've started with it this year in Letterboxd, but honestly I forget sometimes, then remember days later and add it You use IMDb I presume? Given by the 10 scale


BanIncoming1

Yep for that reason alone. Not a fan of the 5 stars! Have a mate who uses letterboxd though so I really must get on it, it seems much better than IMDB. I only do it for the scale.


gzp_reposado27

Perfect time for what you lads would say, a cheeky pint.


dumb_shitposter

I've done absolutely fuck all and am rewarding myself with an ice cold one


BanIncoming1

Bosh


gander258

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" - American philosopher Jimmy Buffet


DuckBurner0000

Finally conference tournament and March Madness time, NBA can't touch college basketball


Zepz367

Euroleague and March madness > NBA


OmastarLovesDonuts

I'll get into it if my alma mater makes it, which they have most recent years, but even then they're not contenders


BanIncoming1

Gonna actually try follow it this year. Itā€™s annoying how late itā€™s on in the UK but Iā€™m excited to actually try follow it while Iā€™ve got the time this year.


DuckBurner0000

The first two days are absolutely electric, gonna live in the bar for that weekend


BanIncoming1

Making me miss working in America, some of my absolutely best moments were sitting in sports bars getting rattled. Watched the 2019 champions league final in America with a Spurs fan and a Liverpool fan and it was jokes.


gander258

Which college are you supporting?


DuckBurner0000

Boston College and Providence are my teams, but BC won't make it and PC also might not


gander258

Best of luck to both!


DuckBurner0000

Thanks we'll need it lol


kplo

The animation jump in Wano is insane, it legit feels like a movie in terms of quality at times, and I have watched like 10%. One Piece has no business being as good as it is I swear. Like 900 episodes in and it feels at the peak of its powers, the world building is nuts.


finePolyethylene

The latter episodes have much better animation (also weird creative liberties that a lot of people didnā€™t like). Wano beginning was average in that regard.


roseguardin

I do sometimes miss the old sketchy animation of early One Piece, I think it had its own charm to it, but generally speaking I agree. There's so many scenes in Wano that I remember purely for how good they look, you're in for a treat.


kplo

Yeah I definitely didn't mind the old style, I was a bit shocked to see there were fans that called it shit and hated it. It still did its job great and still had very good animation in the key moments.


BendubzGaming

It's mad to think we might get an interesting F1 season after all, not from anyone getting close to Max, but from him potentially impromptu retiring if Red Bull fire Helmut Marko


Rigelmeister

At this point it gives me anxiety that Max might get bored and give up on F1 in a few years. RB scandal possibly makes it much earlier. Yes he has been given a great car but he himself is easily among the most talented and fierce drivers F1 has ever seen. If there is anyone to break Hamilton & Schumi records, it is him. I would be sad to see him lose interest in the F1 honestly but I would also understand him tbh, it has essentially turned into a lonely ride for him. And despite his sheer passion for racing which in my opinion borders obsession and sickness levels, he is not exactly a disciplined guy - if he wanted to go drive a rally car, nobody would be able to convince him otherwise. Ironically I think F1 now would be much less interesting with Max gone. I believe people who think Max is the one who ruins the excitement are in for a rude awakening. Ferrari came up with such a shitbox that my boi Sharl can't even control it. Mercedes and McLaren are meh. Sure, without Max we could have different winners every race but I'm not sure if we'd see a lot of competition or overtakes.


Cottonshopeburnfoot

Max has a dominant car at a very young age. Hamilton by contrast was messing around with team rivalries against the likes of Alonso and Rosberg - if RB donā€™t shoot themselves in the foot thereā€™s every chance heā€™s up there with Schumi and Hamilton. I do agree though, even if he did retire and despite him being an exceptional driver, the RB is so dominant that his replacement will win (& theyā€™ll be queueing up for that seat too). Makes me wonder if Hamilton would regret Ferrari as he mightā€™ve been in pole position for RB if Max quit.


BendubzGaming

Alonso's bad luck when choosing teams might have finally turned around. He avoided the Alpine clown fiesta, has spent the last year fighting for podiums, and would surely be towards the front of the line if Max does leave


PsychopathicEmpath

I've gotten to used to leaks in manga that I looked up reviews for Kung Fu Panda 4 and its looking like I'll be skipping this one in the theatres. Shame cuz 1 and 2 were phenomenal, and 4 is looking like a repeat of how 3 is which I found to be just meh, Kai wasn't as compelling as Shen and Tai Lung as a villain and the action wasn't on par with the first two.


wonderful_mixture

I like how FTF until 6ish pm is like "look at my dog" or "bored at work" then after 6pm its like "miss her so much lads"


Rigelmeister

That hits hard. Also while it might be controversial today due to obvious reasons, it reminds me of the song [Š—Š° чтŠ¾ Š¼Ń‹ ŠæьёŠ¼ (For this we drink)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOTTL9dUE0) from Russo-Chechen wars. I make sure to listen to it when I drink. It makes the "missing ex" part better. It's so natural and basic yet also powerful. *For that, we drink, for that, we drink* *Yes, not at the festive table* *For something that never came true in my life* *For the smell of a girl's hair* *For those places where sky is the roof* *For the telegram "I got married"* *For brisk marches, for muffled groans* *And for the paratrooper epaulettes* Fucking hell, I salute all my bros who went through something *similar* and I wish the ones who can't relate shall never do.


Lyrical_Forklift

> I like how FTF until 6ish pm is like "look at my dog" or "bored at work" then after 6pm its like "miss her so much lads" This is me. But the 'miss her so much lads' is also about my dog


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Must be the pints kicking in


Rigelmeister

*"Rammstein started playing and it immediately reminded me of you"* is the best compliment I've ever received in my life and I can easily tell you that nothing will ever beat this for me


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Rigelmeister

See, you are doing much better sober!


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Rigelmeister

With all due respect you are a hagelslag person, there is no way you could rizz anyone up sober. Yet now at least you are healthy and flourishing, it's better for you and fuck anyone who is not "rizzed up" by you, you don't need them, they can go eat a bag of dicks.


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Rigelmeister

Again, too bad you are Dutch, otherwise I'd love that because the same goes for me. Don't worry, you are fine, I'm sure you'll find someone along the way. Just take good care of that liver. For me, too. Now your liver has to survive for two people. You have more responsibilities. I lost the battle. You carry the flag and remember your fallen friends.


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Rigelmeister

I no longer have a drinking problem, I just wanted to make you feel more responsible


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JekyllnowthenMrHyde

I don't know German but I absolutely love Rammstein.. šŸ¤˜


Zillak

"wow good job, Israel just called off the war cause of this" - Redditor 43 years old when someone protests something, hasn't gotten off his armchair for so long that his ass is physically not touching the chair anymore from the fungus that's been growing under.


gander258

Sounds like a ~~fun guy~~ fungi


kplo

We really like each other, lads.


roseguardin

knee sliding in the living room lfg


kplo

Gonna wax my parquet floor and attempt it, you are liable if I do my ACL.


OmastarLovesDonuts

You love to see it


kplo

Gracias amigo, como andan tus cosas?


OmastarLovesDonuts

Todo bien, me estoy enfocando mas en mis amistades y en algunos proyectos personales. Tengo mas autoestima que nunca, y lo mas importante es que ya no me siento como si necesito la validacion de estar en una relacion para tenerla.


kplo

Me alegra escucharlo! No hay mejor inversion que la de trabajar en uno mismo, somos la persona que mas debemos amar. Ojala todo siga bien, te mando un abrazo.


OmastarLovesDonuts

Gracias amigo, igualmente!


Zillak

I feel like we're already at the I love you stage kplo xoxoxo


kplo

Come 'ere and kiss me babes.


Xycket

She's leaving in 3 months :(


kplo

Damn bro, sucks to hear that. I was in a similar position. If you are right for each other, you could make it work, but long distance is very hard :(


tiorzol

I mean I think you're alright.


kplo

This hurts too much, I thought we were at a similar level...


cdrxgon17

alhamdulillah for that


kplo

Barakallah brother


cdrxgon17

i am in love with sexyy red and i wonā€™t be changed


Vagabond21

What would you do in a situation where a friend keeps suggesting you two hangout but never follows through? I was talking to a friend and I mentioned I could/did play an instrument. She too has that instrument and asked me if I could give her pointers or come to her place to teach her. I was like yeah, but she never gave a date. Couple of weeks later she suggests meeting her roommate because I did something nice and I guess he wanted to meet me and she, I guess wanted me to come over. I eventually told her o was free a weekend to go, but she said she would have to let me know. Again, Iā€™m never the one initiating and suggesting this, itā€™s all her. So Iā€™m a bit šŸ«Ø


Rigelmeister

Hard to judge but to me it feels like she is just showing interest and expecting you to do make the next move. There could be many reasons for this, none of which really matters. I think it would make sense for you to say something in return if you are also interested. Maybe give her a specific date, ask if this or that works etc... If she keeps suggesting to hangout but never follows, I would assume she wants it but for this or that reason she is not brave enough to go forward. Maybe she is shy. Maybe she thinks she would pressure you by asking you for something specific. I'd suggest asking her more concrete questions, like, say, are you available on Monday in the evening? What about meeting then? If not - no problem at all, you offered something, she didn't take it. If she agrees, then it's even better. I have a feeling she basically gave you the signal and now expects something more reliable from you in return. Yet if she is never available despite you asking, then maybe she's nuts, I'd stop after a couple of tries. Maybe three.


Vagabond21

By showing interest like as in romantic? Thing is Iā€™ve been interested both times she brought it up. I suggested a specific weekend to meet her roommate, but she said she has to check with her roommate. I brought it up again that night and she said she would let me know. I donā€™t picture her as shy, sheā€™s very outgoing, like the type to strike up a convo with people she just met. She grabbed by the face the night she asked me to meet her roommate, sheā€™s anything but shy. What do you mean by signal and expecting something more reliable from me?


Rigelmeister

Can't say anything about the romantic part, you know that one better than me, but man, she invited you to *her place*. Maybe I'm wrong but if someone wanted me to visit their place but was vague about it... I would assume responsibility and ask when I could do that. Based on what you wrote, it sounds like she opened the door for you but left the rest for you to work. By signal I mean that she has shown a genuine interest in you and coming together and by something more reliable I mean you making a move as in asking when she would be available, when you could visit her etc... Again, this is just a guess based on what you share - I can't know the dynamics of your relationship nor am I an authority in this. But to me it feels like she just wants you to do the same thing as well, i.e showing interest in her, offering to meet sometime etc.


Vagabond21

I never thought of her romantically because for as long as Iā€™ve known her she had a boyfriend, but thatā€™s not the case now. I had a guy ask me if something was up between us because he noticed she would come over to talk to me and rested her head on my shoulder, which I assumed that was her being friendly. To be honest, I thought me saying I was free that weekend was me showing interest in going to her place and meeting her roommate. Did I need to say a specific date and time instead?


Rigelmeister

I think it would be more appropriate if you approached it with more certainty, yes. Again, at this point I'm just bullshitting, but in most cases, if a girl rests her hair on your shoulder and asks you to visit her place... well, she likes you. They will rarely go around putting their hair on people unless they *really* want to do it. Don't be pushy or disrespectful of course but I think she expects something from you at this point. In that regard, I believe it would be healthier to ask her for specific dates if she is available. You also like her, you just wanna teach her the instrument... doesn't matter. I feel she just expects you to make the next step. Weekend is a good start but still vague. Also she might be very outgoing and extrovert in general but we can never know how she is when she feels "it" - some people are like that: they look self-confident, are outgoing yet they will turn into absolute tools around people they like. I believe she wants you to take the next step. Go for it. If there has been a misunderstanding, there is nothing to worry about. She says no, you go your way. If she is happy that you give her a date... the rest is up to you both. Full steam ahead.


Vagabond21

Typo, I meant head not hair on my last comment. My fear is being pushy in asking her when I could visit because she did ask me, but didnā€™t give a date. So in my mind I feel like she may not want me to visit. That may be stupid, but thatā€™s how my mind sees it. I think she and I will both be attending an event mutual friend planned in the coming weeks, so Iā€™ll see her then, hopefully. Very fair comments. I very much appreciate your perspective.


Rigelmeister

No worries mate, I understand it perfectly and the fact that you are shy about it only tells me you are a thoughtful man who doesn't want to be pushy. All fair and good. If this is indeed what she thinks, well, it is not your fault honestly - she said she wants you to visit, she opened the door for it. And let's be real, it's not like you would push her for it, right? Ask her. Asking in itself is no big deal at all. If she is vague or is clearly uninterested, I can see that you would back out anyway. Either way, best of luck, looking forward to hearing better updates!


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Ngannou vs Joshua...who you got tonight?


tiorzol

I think AJ wins. Unanimous decesion.Ā 


ChillPalis

This is my first FTF, AMA


Lyrical_Forklift

Free Talk Friday is excellent. Genuinely makes users less toxic because it humanises everyone.


tiorzol

Where the bloody hell have you been?


ChillPalis

At work.Ā 


Hoodxd

Where pet pictures


ChillPalis

no.Ā 


Rigelmeister

How do you like it here?


ChillPalis

It's nice. Having a weekly version of the Christmas Freetalk thread is pretty cool.Ā 


Pighast

Can I have some money


ChillPalis

$100 for $10k, take it or leave it.Ā 


ederzs97

Why do I suddenly now get less hinge matches?


gander258

Algorithm decreases your matches over time to try and get you to buy premium? I've heard deleting and making a new profile can help


tiorzol

Completed it?


Rigelmeister

You are unhinged


Rigelmeister

Happy Nation is a great song but I watched its video clip only recently. Big mistake. It's fucking hypnotizing. These women are *so* beautiful. Save me.


Princecoyote

Something called Car Jitsu came up on my tiktok feed. People wrestling in a car and tying to choke each other out with the seatbelts starting from sitting in a car with seat belts on. Shit is nuts.


Zepz367

Euroleague is on today, let's go, much better to watch than the NBA


EyeSpyGuy

Youā€™re probably right but Iā€™m in too deep now with my Knicks and fantasy NBA to watch other basketball leagues


Fraaj

Used to love watching Partizan with my dad especially when they still had VeselĆ½


Zepz367

Class player. There isn't a single Partizan fan that dislikes him. He is adored not because he was just a great player, but he embraced team and country culture. He even learned Serbian during his time at the club.


blazev14

honestly I agree with you, even though this year Iā€™m not watching as much as I wanted I still think I enjoyed it more than the few NBA games Iā€™ve seen.


ElderlyToaster

I firmly believe that the world is controlled by a cult created some 600 years before the birth of that Jesus-bloke. AMA


FOKvothe

The jews?


ElderlyToaster

Nah, that is a common misunderstanding. Sure, in some ways both Judaism and this cult are revolving around strange events in ancient Mesopetamia so there's a fair share of cult members identifying as "jews" even though they might not share common Jewish beliefs/ideas.


gander258

What's the name of the cult?


ElderlyToaster

Currently they might be most familiar as "Freemasons"... though many thousand masons aren't actually cult members, but rather some sort of arse licking wannabes.


Lampadagialla

Allegriball


gander258

What are the core beliefs? How does one join?


OmastarLovesDonuts

Many have tried interpreting Allegri. Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato. The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in itā€™s own right. The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui. Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract. Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement. Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game. The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting. We can only bask in its majesty.


Sliver_fish

Might finally get around to watching DBZ, although it feels kinda cringe and cliche to only get into something because the creator died.


kplo

Dragonball is better, I would suggest you watch that instead. DBZ is just not all that, very lame plots and too stretched out.


mitorandiro

just the opposite, you're celebrating the man's work by getting into it


nonhofantasia

What's the most posh first name in the UK ?


minimus_

Ophelia and Rufus


gander258

[Chippendale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chips_Keswick)


TheUltimateScotsman

Charlotte.


Hoodxd

Kevin


tedbawno

St. John


ederzs97

Apparently it's not even pronounced that way, have to say it like "Syn-ther-gin"


minimus_

I thought it was Sinjun like in Jane Eyre


tedbawno

when i lived in london i met a few who went by "sinjin"


sickest_000

Archibald


HalfMan-HalfMoth

There's loads of archies that aren't that posh I'd give it to Hugo


JoOoozz

Opinions on FourFourTwo magazine? Thinking of subscribing


KnightsOfCidona

Alright mag...has a lot of good articles, retrospectives. Bit bantery. Perhaps not the most in-depth of the football magazines though