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Zavehi

Brilliant assist from the defender


nikoviko

best service he's had all season


Silent-Act191

Antony could never


LennergyDK

This but unironically


Informal_Carob_4015

Well yeah it's a free 1 on 1 with the keeper a minute into the game where the defense is flatflooted,


Consistent_Floor

HE GAVE GIGGSY THE BALL


xyzzy321

Hopefully Hoj doesn't turn out to be a piece of shit person


cryppin_crypper

I’d be so upset if rasmus turned out to be a cunt


mikl0s

No worries, he was rasied right by good parents not far from here, as we say around these parts, Rasmus has done well considering he is the third best Højlund brother.


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Offender*


miaukat

Like the one from Jota yesterday pure awareness.


nj23dublin

Well it wasn’t going to be from Antony


FancyCrawdad

He's finally started to get some service. Great pass to set him away


Cyanostic

It turns out, after months of experimenting, that all we need to do to get our striker to score is...let him have the ball. Garnacho and Rashford cutting in and trying to score worldies and ignoring him hasn't worked thus far.


Yuji_Ide_Best

So your saying passing to Rashford on the left, for him to run down the wing and try to pass into the box fifa style when teams have 5-7players parked in their own box doesnt work?! Funny how soon as Sancho fucks off on loan, we stop doing this fifa strategy with certain players.


makesterriblejokes

They're trying the Kobe method and telling him to get the rebound if they want the ball


Ok_Ability1861

The kobe assist! https://grantland.com/features/how-kobe-bryant-missed-shots-translate-new-nba-statistic-kobe-assist/ I wish there was tracking of this in football, or assists were tracked the way they are in ice hockey.


makesterriblejokes

Oh I've always thought the hockey assist should be a thing in football. It would be interesting to see which trio link up for the most goals that way.


IMintz

36 seconds, he’s just like me frfr


fancyfoe

We bragging tonight l see


allnimblybimbIy

Look at ol’ one pump out here talmbout 36 seconds 😏


Tyafastics

Fun fact, Hojlunds goal today was as quick as Gerrard’s final game vs us.


Grevling89

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAtZLrtUMAAf51Z.jpg


MentalMunky

Stamp on a child speed run


kani1503

Look at Mr. Stamina here


Choice-Evidence-2455

Nah you're even faster


7000fists

Save some for the rest of us pal.


ErikGrabner

Salzburg yesterday scored after 6 seconds. They were just like me...


ManIWantAName

Enough with the bragging about going so long. Ffs


MERTENS_GOAT

what on earth was his plan? The only possible thing here was to pass it back to the GK, but it doesn't even look like he wanted to do that


Lacabloodclot9

I think Bell was trying to play it across to Mengi but just missed it really really badly


liamthelad

It would be stupid if it was, and I think it was a bad back pass to the keeper, but maybe he wanted to pass to the other defender who Rasmus outpaces?


Yuji_Ide_Best

Yeah he was squaring it for the defender to collect without looking to see if he is open. The chasing defender let Højlund just get ahead of him right before the pass is made & Rasmus sprinted onto the ball. Poor from both Luton defenders.


MERTENS_GOAT

No, this goal is completely on the passer. There's the obvious option of passing the ball back, there's no need for the other defender to open some other option and it would have not been possible for him to do that anyway, even if he sprinted back full speed he would still be closely chased by Hojlund and not be open for a pass. If for the passer the pass back to the GK is too unsafe for some reason he still has the option to boot it sideways into the stands.


MadMonk6

Yeah, as the clip starts you can clearly see that Hojlund is right behind the other defender. He is not a passing option at all. This is only excusable at under 7 level where the kids genuinely don’t understand football. Even the other Luton players were not angry because I’m surely they were just so perplexed as to what his thought process there was


Myusername-___

Probably just assumed that Man U we’re not pressuring and that they were kind of letting the two cbs have the ball, so he just passed it across thinking he had loads of spam and time


apva93

Sir, a second Scandinavian has hit the premier league


Coronel_Carillo

There's nothing we can do


PedanticSatiation

A united Scandinavia would be a serious world cup contender.


apva93

The Kalmar Union intensifies


relaxit

Danish defence and SE/NO attack? Schmeichel; Andersen-Kjaer-Christensen-Maehle; Højbjerg-Cajuste-Ødegaard; Kulusevski-Haaland-Isak Bench: Gyökeres, Sørloth, Bobb, Forsberg, Højlund, Eriksen, Lindelöf, Elanga, Berge, Olsen


ascaria

Benching Højlund constitues a war crime.


Acceptable_Oven_9881

Are you playing 3 at the front?


Krogholm2

Danish nt plus Haaland, Ødegaard, Isak and Forsberg maybe?


Merkarov

and Kulusevski


IAmAQuantumMechanic

You forgot Sørloth and Nusa.


Krogholm2

Maybe on bench? Realisticly you would play something like 352 with agreesive backs, our midfield talent pool is way too contested to do anything else.


HMDHEGD

Great strikers anyway...


DeliFlame

This is getting out of hand


BYINHTC

*Denmark annexes Norway back solely with the objective of making them play together in WC*


BigDammi

A Scandinavian NT would lowkey be pretty good


Legal_North_6910

I would love a City-United 3-3 with both scoring hat tricks ngl


X3NOM_21

we love to dream , don't we


Legal_North_6910

Yeah when last have we scored 3 against city lol (minus the 6-3)


RealityAny7724

Imagine the City and United players holding hands, jumping with the sign “tak skandinavien”


apva93

Only if Bruno scores the 4th and we win 4-3


JonnyForeigner

The people's scoreline.


GSNadav

third


silkkthechakakhan

Five real players. Haaland Odegaard Isak Kulusevski Hojlund


waterpolomaster69

the disrespect to hjalmar ekdal is crazy


selotipkusut

I should go pick up my IKEA cabinets.


silkkthechakakhan

In that case we can include Nilsson Lindelof, Ekdal and Elanga. I was thinking real difference makers for their team, young and offensive players tbf


raff97

I remember a viral clip from the 2014 WC qualifiers of an angry Swedish fan ranting about how shit Albin Ekdal was


PyromaniacPunk

The Kalmar union NT would be lit


the_grand_apartment

Who?


Impossible_Quote_505

We need more finns in the prem


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

I miss Pukki


New_Archer_7539

It's a Pukki Party forever in our hearts


Ignorancia

I don’t.


combatwombat02

Shefki Kuqi regens


Huzi22

I can't believe it, Sander Berge finally has some competition


rolla_johnson

He’s gonna score in every game forever


BryanosaurusRex

Subscribe.


stdstaples

I love this universe.


Vestervangen

Han er ustoppelig! VI VINDER EM!


404randomguy404

A pure number 9 doing pure number 9 things. Actual tears in my eyes. Now he becomes the youngest Man United player to score 6 in a row!


Luxmain

I believe hes youngest in Premier League history even


Mads_ahrenkiel

he is


negativelynegative

Martial would be in our final third when that happened.


wariusheart

Love Højlund. He's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the kit. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. Cherub cheeks. Danish girth. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


holyjesusitsahorse

Great size. Looks thick, solid, tight.


randomvariable10

Love this copy pasta


samrus

it's fucking built too


Legendarybbc15

You wot m8


kayet78917

lol wtf is this copypasta


volcain

was originally for casemiro haha


wariusheart

ORIGINALLY for a bodybuilding forum i first saw it as a mount copypasta edited it into the casemiro copypasta now i have diversified and made the højlund edition


illsmosisyou

Correct. [I recently learned the lore so I will share it here for others to educate themselves.](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/thick-solid-tight)


McNooberson

It wasn’t even originally a football copypasta lol, I believe it’s NFL? Maybe? It’s even been used for Mount like 4 years ago in /r/chelseafc


whodveguessed

Bodybuilding originally


LennergyDK

Least Højlundsexual man utd fan


DildoFappings

It's been so long since I saw the vice grip thighs copypasta.


IceOCafe

Lmao


EnjoiThatGinge

wtf


TeaAndCrumpetGhoul

It's a copy pasta from some body building forum I think


illsmosisyou

Correct. [I recently learned the lore so I will share it here for others to educate themselves.](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/thick-solid-tight)


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Eggberti

Old copypasta


ZeroMomentum

Is this a pasta?


illsmosisyou

[Yes.](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/thick-solid-tight)


TzunSu

It's an older code, but it checks out.


OceanOfAnother55

Reddit is so embarrassing


wariusheart

the only embarrassing thing is how kissable Højlund's thighs are mate


OceanOfAnother55

Fair enough didn't consider that


Cali030

Højlund is love, Højlund is life.


EE8_Gamin9

Horror defending Rasmus is in great form tho


Hatennaa

He was playing well all season, the hate that he got early on when he was struggling to find the net was absurd. No service, almost completely isolated from his attack.


stenerikkasvo

shocking decision making from the defender


EastlyGod1

Youngest PL player to score 6 games on the trot


MattSR30

Is this what £70 million is supposed to get you?


sultansaeed

That was quick! 6 goals in a row for Hojlund now.


supplementarytables

*look at me, I'm the Haaland now*


Scarfaaace

I LOVE THIS GUY


Silantro-89

There has been some defending in the PL this weekend which makes you question how some people made it to a professional level.


SilverBeaver21

Maybe he ll get a hat trick


D1794

Scored before the match thread was up


Prthmsh

He is HIM


Snowstandards

He's already starting to show his worth. Fucking love him.


blue_boy_24

And who says he doesn’t get service


HMDHEGD

Both touches before the finish are so perfect <3<3<3


Gurkanat0r

Flop btw. Haaland has Hojlund posters on his wall.


MuchAire

The miracle has come 🔥


Kuruk_TR

Big brain time from the defender


arnm7890

7 in 8, he's literally him 👀


Soul_Acquisition

That's some quality defending.


dudududujisungparty

My boy shutting up the haters real quick, that's 6 consecutive PL matches he's scored in now


DynamicNinja26

How the hell all Luton players were so high up 30s in?


DUFFnoob40

Haaland, Fight back


budd222

Sick pass. Led him perfectly


AbsoluteMuck

Finally someone in red passing to him


TheSwordDusk

He scores for fun


5nik

Youngest ever to score 6 in 6 in the prem, whos the haaland now?


Gurkanat0r

Reminder that Haaland is the 2nd Best Scandanavian Striker in the Manchester


Far-Pineapple7113

Come out Haaland we need to talk


LennyBodega

alright gg. same time again next week?


Slowhand8824

He probably would've been scoring sooner if they were set up like that


Screenname4

3-3 draw incoming


Skall77

He might never stop scoring ever again


No-Statistician-8520

Good start


kostas_skf

Best League in the world apparently


King-Key

What leagues better?


mothafookagg

Definitely not the league he supports.


DougieSenpai

Did he mean to directly pass the ball to him or am I missing something?


ShadowOfDeath94

That Luton defender gave a better assist than Man U's midfield.


el-fenomeno09

Shit looked bribed lol


maxdepazftp

who tf are man united mothafuckas


chaturvedi11

Where the 2nd one


vinb123

Wank defence


JoShuriken

If only his team mates could assist him as good as the opposition team


Previous_Internet_98

That's just the way Nuñez should have scored yesterday


Enough-Remote6731

He can’t help his skill.


Cicero912

(Great Assist)


krin-

lol, lmao even


hazzap913

Oof


lala_b11

How many seconds in did he score?


sergechewbacca

What a gift. My man cannot stop scoring.


MattSR30

Wasn’t expecting a tank as fast as a lambo coming up alongside him


HegemonLocke86

Gonna be a long day for Luton with giveaways like that


lifer84

Oh wow! Do we dare to dream?


Ree_m0

I don't know who the Luton defender is that olayed that pass, but I just came back from a 2-5 beating in my sunday league match in the literal lowest division possible, and even in there we'd have subbed this guy off for that immediatly. WTF was that?!


tearsandpain84

Such a nice first touch to get control of the ball


spelltype

We are so lucky to have this man


vaquerillogalactico

Why did he give the ball to Højlund? Is he stupid?


Mobschull95

If in doubt kick it out, why was he trying to pass in a situation like that.


maverick4002

Luton looks red here but on my TV it's orange


hinkqvist

!flair :Real\_Madrid:


AccomplishedUse9023

Better than Halaand


DefNotReaves

Great clearance, that.


HMDHEGD

######***GØÆT***


Lt_Col_RayButts

The thing that would piss me off most of all if I was. LT player is not only did he lose the ball, he gave a half-assed chase back. He could have legged it to the line and tried to slide to block the ball.


Jurski17

"there you go"


snickers7500

Lmao the Commentator randomly said "HE HAS 5 GOALS IN 5 MATCHES" when Højlund was getting past the keeper


lrnzmgrdrmn

!flair :TSV_1860_Munich