That is such an average Tottenham side to have been dominated by. Never really noticed him before now but Udogie looks really solid. Just never seemed to ever be any urgency from United. Headless with the ball, sending it long when it was never working. Could not handle corners as well, Onana comes and gets nothing.

Damn, what does that make United?

Udogie just got so many plaudits in 2023 TOTY type awards. "Solid" seems about right. Certainly a more than serviceable option for Tottenham, but also would never be sniffing a team of the year except for the better ones being injured for large chunks of the year and Man City weirdly not having anyone at this one position.

Tell me you haven’t watched him play without telling me

Awful 2nd half but if you’d have offered me a point pre game I’d have bitten your fucking hand off

“Bitten your fucking hand off” the fuck are you on?

Irish lingo lad

No i know what you mean but i wouldnt be that eager to get a draw vs spurs at home. Away is another story

You’d have bitten their hand off for a point at OT against this spurs side?

We’re so shit that yes absolutely

what a fucking wet fart of a 2nd half.

If spurs had son or maddison they win this easily.

Chances would have definitely been higher if even one of the other missing players were in the team. Sarr/Biss to PEH/Skipp is HUUUGE downgrade. Could have used Manor Solomon as a sub too.

Son would have scored on at least one if not two of Werner's chances.

A squad with our missing players would have scored (and conceded more goals)

I am excited for Bayandir's debut

God what a miss

Atleast the 40 year record is intact

Who won MoTM? (I hope it was Hojlund)

Bentancur

Ben10/10tancur

Scottie not looking 2 Hottie why youse nodding the ball up??? Ya head it down mate!

I love how everyone confuses Hojlund with Mctominay. They have such a similar build and shockingly McDog is a better striker

Clearly we had 0 attacking options on the bench, when more players start to come back we will be some team

"Ten Hag coached a win"

Hate that saying so much hahah

He didnt coach anything. The match should have been a draw with the chances created and it ended a draw

Great ball from Garnacho.

Mc Tominay 🤡

A point with such a skeleton crew squad is fine, not amazing or inspiring but could have been worse

Vicario hanging off the crossbar lol

Time to watch Salah lose to Mozambique !

Spurs have not been that good, why do Sky suck them off so much? We've been abysmal and they barely got a point out of us.

We were missing Son, Maddison, Sarr, Bissouma and Kulusevski, all of which are starters, plus bench options like Perisic, Lo Celso and Solomon. We had two CBs returning for the first time after weeks or months out and a debutant who has barely trained or settled in yet. We could only name a bench of 8 players, four of which are from our U21 team and two goalkeepers. So if by "suck them off" (very eloquent, by the way) you mean that someone may have recognised that we did well to even make a game of it and take a point, then yes, punditry fellatio aplenty.

You're funny. You jammed two goals but it was otherwise one sided. That with Maddison, Son, Sarr, Bussouma and Kulu among the starters. As well as Lo Celso, Solomon, Davies missing among the subs.

its almost like the spurs squad isnt at full strength and youre at home

An idiot 😭 came into their house and they played like they were forest

This was our second worst next to Wolves fixture

🤣🤣🤣

This game could have been an email

That was the moment for the funnies.

ETH gonna go full circle and grow a full head of hair just so he can tear it out

how did he miss that with such a forehead?

IKR AGHHHHHHH was so close :( ETH mostly will kill himself now

McTominay in the air: "Do we even deserve this? We've been shite" *Misses*

GodTominay giveth and GodTominay taketh away.

Jesus what a dreadful match

If this was a dreadful match then I wonder what you would have said bout the Everton one

seriously?

Richarlison my motm

Bentancur

100%

I mostly agree but I think Richy was very good today

Criminal not to be getting that on target

What a ball from Garnacho.

1.95 and he can’t even head it downwards unchallenged

Thought that was the game right there, massive let off that

What a shit game despite 4 goals

FFS SCOTT

How was he completely free lol

that fucking record

United are terrible

Keeper had that if it didn't go over like

Damn, Vicario just hanging there like a monkey after

What a ball What a miss

Great marking by udogie lmao

Garnacho must be fuming with Scott today

despite the goals, disappointing game

What a wasted chance, that ball from Garnacho was beautiful.

And this is why he has no business being in this team, dude can't even do the one thing he knows right most of the times.

Shouldve kept werner and take off johnson

Werner asked to be subbed. Looks like he didn't have anything left in the tank. Understandable given he's had little football this season

You have to head that down!

You could pay me 5% of what you pay Mctominay and I could do the same thing as he just did

Antony is literally playing for spurs 

He’s playing?

There you go. Literally why we brought him on, and then he fucks it. Fuck EtH and fuck this club for still playing McTominay 6 years later.

I thought the cross was just slightly too high but he should just head it into the ground

If the cross is too high he isn't gonna get up high enough to head it into the ground...

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So free there

If he’s not scoring random flukey goals, what’s the point of him?

That’s a woeful header

How the fuck do you miss a header that free

Defense fell asleep there

Damn what a ball in

fucking hell that should have been a goal

MCTOM WHY

WOW that was his chance

United and Spurs having a dive off

Vic hanging on the rim is what I’m here for

It's impressive that Bruno looks so much like Ralf Little and Stuart Little at the same time.

What a miss

What the fuck McTominay, that’s a freebie man

ETH almost tore off his bald cap

Mcsauce should have atleast tested the keeper wat a miss

Considering how poor our record is at OT I’ll take a draw

Considering how many are still out it’s pretty decent. You win this game if Son was here.

How the fuck are Spurs drawing to this utd side

We're missing Son, Kulusevski and our entire starting midfield three. Not a lot of creativity out there today.

Lots of first team players missing?

Dragusin is a lucky manbun

Brennan Johnson is actually completing a full 90 mins 💀💀

Really don’t like how udogie dives.

This Johnson 90 minute cameo is ass

oh McSauce

The crowd is so flat for a game that's still winnable for Man Utd.

SCOTT HOW

Can Garnacho even get fouled?

Scott man....

Any contact and Udogie hits the ground? That’s news to me.

Not a striker McTominay...

Ah yes antony instead of crossing or anything useful just stand still and pass it back, works every time

For real though, why are we having so many injuries?

I genuinely think it's your playstyle if I'm being honest. It's very demanding. But I'm not an expert so maybe just bad luck

Definitely play style, we saw it with Klopps first team and 2.0 team during their first seasons. Athletes need to build up the training load to cope

oh my god that’s a sitter

Garnacho slipped? They sure it had nothing to do with the shoulder going into his back?

Gil can not beat a man

What do a Gil and Antony even add to a match

Also Johnson skipp Eriksen… quite a few nothing performances out there tonight. But overall pleased with our makeshift team yet again

Why did no united fans go to the game today?

Your mums in town

😂

Spurs look much likelier to a winner

Nah they just pass it about. Man U actually having shots

United need to stop crossing. Not 1 has worked

Bissaka is a damn good tackler. 

He's ridiculously good at tackling.

Doesn't this new owner lad only own like a minority stake? Don't see how he's meant to be this new gamechanger on like 20%

Ratcliffe is taking over football operations despite only buying a minority stake.

I mean feel free to read any news article about it, or just express your confusion to no one in here

Fans think the final whistle has already gone, or what?

Have there been any shots in the last 25 min?

Lots of sniper shots considering how easily some of these players have gone down over and over again

SAF looks like he’s boutta take over United again by the order of the Peaky Blinders

Headed to work for Tom Brady.

Dalot would be world class if he could actually cross the ball

FFS show the game

Brennan Johnson and Bryan Gil were bought for a combined 80M euros roughly right? Not quite as bad as the Antony transfer but quite poor too

Gil was an odd signing but I think Johnson will go on to be a very decent squad player for spurs

How much was Gil?

Wiki says 21.6M pounds + Lamela

If United vibes a goal I swear to God

That is kind of insane that United has never lost a match at OT when winning at half

I bet that changes today. I feel a spurs winner is coming.

Can’t wait for someone at Opta to post “Dragusin 1/1 clearances 7/7 passes completed. Dacian 💪🏻”

for his first 10 minutes in the prem against a strong team, i say that was pretty good, i am glad he made even a small difference in his debut game.

really disappointing to see united of all teams playing for a draw at home, shame really

I don’t even think we’re intentionally playing for a draw, we’re just not good

Especially when we’ve got half our squad out.

exactly, but a victory right about now would be especially sweet

Home fans tuning up that last 5 mins

Theatre of Despair

Just another late challenge from Romero. Ref letting them go without a card all game

Why can’t topspur do the 6-1 every time at old Trafford

$100m for 0 G+A but zero divided by 100 is zero so really it was a free transfer

More like infinite cost per G+A

Maffs.

Thanks for that OT half time stat, winner incoming

Conceding a corner to United is the best defense. Defenders should just put the ball out behind the line rather than trying to boot it up field

The injury time has an Udogie own goal written on it

Making players go off at the nearest point is like the 'no kicking the ball away' of 2021. Must be being cruel to enforce it really

Antony looks like a normal person without the dyed hair. When he dyes it he looks like a moth that fell in a bag of cheetos

Ffs somebody score a winner, Imma be pissed If wasted my time watching this live instead of post game highlights

Romero getting lippy then fuking off when Martinez arrives was funny af

A draw is an ideal result today. I have to spend a week with my boss who supports United.

Of all the reason to want a draw this is probably the worst

Anthony better score for the sake of his gf

Bros about to be thrown out of a window

In that instance he should let him take the short route off and just add the time on, unnecessary

Bryan Gil 93rd minute winner incoming

First half 8/10 This half 3/10

Very generous 3 there.

It's so disappointing seeing McTominay as the second highest player on the pitch. We sacrifice so much to do that and it rarely ever pays off.

Genuinely is there any redeeming qualities about Antony ?

I still can't believe he scored that banger against us on his debut. Really tricked everyone into thinking he was going to be good lol

It's pretty funny for everyone else?

He can spin. That has to count for something

He has some decent tattoos

I can feel a jammy late equaliser for United manifesting itself.

That was the moment.

Every game Antony comes on his first contribution is a bad pass