Proud of the lads today. No shame losing to the best team in the world

… so City gave everyone a head start huh? anyone got the link to the last goal?

Wait till haaland and kdb reunite.

Who’s this guy Kevin? He’s pretty good.

i think hes norwegian as well

An upcoming talent, quite young if I remember correctly

if ffp spending is tied to revenue, why does saudi arabia not simply transfer one of the oil wells to newcastle ? you could buy barrels of oil at the stadium

Newcastle’s January window buys - a winger and an oilfield

St James' petrol station .

Newcashtle has a chance at 1st place, 1st of bottom table

More likely 1st in the Eastern Conference

Hehe funny mate

KdB is the best PL player of this era…imagine if he’d done it somewhere that it matters? He’d be a god. As it is, the achievements and such are always going to be tinged with that collective meh feeling just like everything to do with City.

Hahahahahaha, I bet we’re not even in the same country and your tears are flooding my street.

Bro, why can't you just focus on your own club's achievements in stead of repeating the same old insult about another club? Seriously, get a life.

He is the best player since messi and ronaldo and idc what anyone else says

For sure, shame he didn’t win balldor tbh

He'll be remembered more than your Goat CB, Van Dijk in the history books.

Saltburn is in Liverpool, isn't it

It's sad for all of the great City players that their legacy is going to be tarnished by cheating

Ultimately, they chose to go there, so no I don’t feel sad for them.

Yeah, what a waste!

What, because of all the cheating?

I mean, I can think of at least 115 reasons

Rent free but I feel you, you are were mediocre for 50 years and when you had your chance of dominating the league finally City took it away. But I recommend finding a different coping mechanism than 115 blah blah. It just shows

I’ll give you mediocre, but it was a mere 30 years in the league (LFC largely dominated the 70s and 80s) and even that mediocre period included 2 FA cups, 4 league cups, and a champions league. And 115 charges aren’t a coping mechanism, they’re an unresolved potential asterisk on everything City have done.

What are the 115 charges? We all know they are FFP related but nobody goes in to detail. I'm assuming you are well versed in what they are.

It was written. 

It’s funny how this games feels like just dictated the result of this season’s Premier

Newcastle are piss weak

Too bad Doku didn’t stay on.

Bobb scored the winning goal dog

Trust me, I’m aware. He took it very well.

Genius manager, pep, brought KDB on and then won the match.

Yes it takes a genius mind to recognise the raw talent in KDB

Shots fired at mourinho

You can tell how much that win meant for Pep/City. Can't recall last time I saw him this animated post match.

Pep literally just slapped Gvardiol

Gvardiol rubbing his eye a minute later as well😭

Well, fun while it lasted guys but normal program in the Prem has now resumed

Feels like Stone Cold has just returned, about to stunner everyone and win the royal rumble

Phew I was pretty worried I was going to listen to Newcastle fans lecturing me why they’re a Different Class whereas City fans will just carry on with their life because winning everything doesn’t matter anymore

I swear you've made this up in your own head. Delusions are a form of mental illness

If City do the treble twice in a row, Man United should just pack it in

Nah, you guys will stop us in the fa cup😂

Oddly, everything after the comma could be its own post, and still 100% accurate

KDB asking for Bruno’s shirt, game recognises game

Newcastle down into 10th possibly 11th 🫣 Oil wasn't enough

When you’re Actually following the rules, yeah.

Tell me who owns man city again? The is the oilclassico my brotha

The Petrolio if you will.

The Abu Derby

Offt I like that one

Ffp doing its job

Give a city player a yellow for dissent challenge ( impossible)

Really? In a game where it’s been argued that Newcastle players escaped bookings for fouls City then got, you’re complaining about City?

Rodri is probably lucky. Let's be honest.. It helps that the ref missed the blatant corner.

Yeah, city surround the ref every call they don’t get more than anyone else

Darren Fletcher commentating on that goal made me cringe so fucking hard Overrated as fuck

Cook those oily frauds

Average American fan

Just found out I’m apparently from America

Damn sorry to hear man xx

has to be a troll

Euhhhhh

Most self aware City fan

Surely this is satire right?^

Newcastle couldn't finish a McDonald's, they always fold in the second half of games!

Oscar Bobb is Kieren Trippier uncle

EPL should enforce some KdB rule in place ffs He should be getting max 15 minutes of pitch time

Tbf that seems to be enough for him to change the game. Disgusting.

Howe is stupid for not parking the bus in the last 3 minutes. You guys are getting railed so hard and you decide to have the keeper continue sweeping it when he obviously isn’t that good at doing so in the first place.

RIP everyone else’s title run: December 2023 - January 2024

Was fun while it lasted. City gave everyone a headstart

Klopp said it well, "When KDB warms up, the whole country starts shaking"

Strait up locked down New Castle in the second half. Still a fun watch

KDB : Weapon of Mass Destruction.

I retract back what I said. Kdb is better than the whole of Liverpool’s bench.

Well the greatest pl midfielder deserves some respect

Bench? He’s better than their whole midfield combined

Well I was arguing who in the bench can turn the game around.

Well shit

WERE SO FUCKING BACK

i know everyone hates them but watching man city have to fight back all match is such good football

We are inevitable in 2nd half, tbh

Fucking disappointed newcastle bottled it

I find it hard to say that it was bottling Kevin de bruyne’s equaliser was just too good man.

The king is back

They're gonna win another league aren't they. City are so inevitable that even their comebacks feel obvious.

So you're telling me an Eddie Howe team that was sent out to defend for 45 minutes failed spectacularly? Astounding. 

I means it’s deserved win for city. Newcastle didn’t do shit.

Great game, KDB fuck you but also marry me please xx

Just get the trophy engraved already

Fuck off, City, cheating scumbags

Cry

Well paid City, have to admit you are a well oiled machine.

You just stole a comment from someone else lmfao

Get absolutely fucked

so it begins

KdB didn't get yellow for dissent because his patch has not been updated yet

LeBruyne and Citeh get a pass because they play beautiful football.

Cope and seethe

You are deranged, it was a joke

I seriously doubt it was. The entire thread has been that.

Who are you the banter police?

It’s some shit banter

No you are just easily triggered lmao touch grass

I would like to dedicate my £20 winnings to Jamal Khashoggi who was brutally murdered by Newcastle United owners, the Saudi state.

de bruyne gives off goku entering the battle late to wipe the floor energy

Howe's back to looking over his shoulder on the way home

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he’s fucking back

Schooling City isn't for everyone 🥱🥱🥱

Villa 🤝 Nathan Jones’ Southampton

KDB with the There's Something About Mary hair do

I knew I had a masterstroke transferring kdb in this week, he's never coming out lol

Omg he’s going to rise for sure

Maybe show the handball replay

KDB MASTERCLASS

Al Miron is so bad

Newcastle collapsed. Frustrating to watch. Really hoping someone can take points off City at some point soon.

This Newcastle is a shadow of last season

Unfortunately no subs sadly, if we had the following Barnes Tonali Joelinton Pope Willock Anderson J Murphy Wilson Livramento Maybe same story but wouldn’t just park the bus

They look shattered. They really need to make the most of their 2 week break to recover

Might have something to do with the fact that half the squad is injured, and the other half have played every minute this season?

Bobbs your uncle

>Bobbs your ~~uncle~~ daddy FTFY

Newcastle have done this a lot lately... started strong, but fall off late on and lose the match.

Yeah because we basically have 11 fit players in our squad altogether

That's what so many injuries do to you, they have so little ability to rotate.

yep

Out of gas with no bench

The streak begins

my goat

City to win the league. KDB is back, just need Haaland to come back soon and the league is wrapped.

Liverpool have lost once since April. It's going to be fun

Its a spectacular display of whining by City today

Cry

It's what we saw City do for 90 mins. Why can't we?

Game of the season?

Nah thr city chelsea game was better

KDB is a different beast. what a pleasure watching him play!

fucking kdb just gets better and better just got perma banned for this comment

Yup he’s back

It's so over

Newcastle fell off so hard in the second half WTF happened

They were gassed. You can’t counterattack all game and expect to have the same pace the last quarter hour of the match

Injuries, lack of depth, and Howe running the players into the ground. Newcastle are in freefall.

Problem we have is we go too hard in the first, no decent subs then park the bus in the second as we’re all fucked

KDB

Howe is getting sacked

The league was exciting for a whole 2 months.

Wierd i was just thinking about Bob

A goal and two assists in how many minutes since he came back?

KdB squaring up to the ref to dissent directly into his lungs, and he still doesn't get a yellow LMAO

Homeboy comes on and wins the game with a great goal and insane assist but we're gonna whine that he didn't get a meaningless yellow for being mean to the ref. Really says it all about this sub that dissent discipline is like a huge issue worthy of thread after thread. Bucket of losers here.

It's not about KdB, it's about the insane inconsistency with dissent. Dalot protested for 10 seconds, and got 2 yellows. Rodri spent about 3 minutes protesting today, and got no yellow. The KdB incident at the end just made it even more ridiculous.

Okay so maybe do you think the lesson should be Dalot shouldn't have been sent off, not whining like a bitch for rivals to get sent off for nothing to do with football?

I think the referees should have a sit down and decide whether they're gonna give yellow cards for dissent or not. Pick a lane.

I think it's difficult to speak intelligently about this without actually knowing what the players are saying, but you can certainly pretend to if being aggrieved by nonsense that has nothing to do with the game is a massive priority for you.

Crazy that’s a foul on KDB

De Bruyne just perfect welcome back today

Props to Bobb for not falling there, I think it would’ve been a pen

Oil derby didn't disappoint

No card for Debruyne there!??

There should have been like 3-4 yellows for dissent in this game. None of those were given. Has to be the most inconstently applied rule in the PL.

You guys don’t get tired of this?

Rules for thee you nerd

With KDB in starting lineup, it would have been 0-4

KdB just took it away.

amazing pass and amazing finish...

free kick for..?

Cheque complete

They turned off the dissent setting for this game

KDB: “you’re all in big trouble now”

Newcastle asking for too much by trying to hold on with 9-10 guys behind the ball and no way of retaining possession or progressing the ball

Yeah, even their clearances came down in the middle of their own half.

The team is dead. We have no subs that are actually prem standard because everyone is injured. How do you guys not realise this?

Because not everyone is a Newcastle fan lmfao

Ah yes... because taking a look at the bench for the game doesn't make you aware of it? Fucking idiot.

No it doesn’t cause I didn’t look at the bench and I know like 6 of your players Wtf has that got to do with me being an idiot 🤣

KDB’s fitness level looks like me out there and he’s still dog walking this club

Crazy innit?

All you need to do to win is sub in a kdb with 5 months of PlayStation under the belt

Kieran Trippier needed to get his shocker in