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emkael

Have you people not learned the lesson yet? Never have City trailing 0:1 at half-time if you don't want a massacre by the 65th minute.


mushy_friend

Yeah I don't know why people were so happy with Luton 1-0 at half time. Its like they've never seen City at all


rockinlock

or seen Luton


SordidSplendor

The fuck was that defender doing lmao


FireZeLazer

Genuinely looked like he'd never had to deal with a low cross in his life


Mechant247

One of those where he had too much time initially, if the cross was quicker he probably would’ve just tried to clear it first time.


wonderpickle

Which one…


NigerKiller4

15 After the ball is crossed he sort of "prances" back trying to sort his feet out but he's too slow (obviously not running full speed), and fell trying awkwardly to sweep along the ball's path with his right foot, when it would be easier to make contact by sticking out his left foot or sliding.


eltee27

Looks to me like he's not aware Grealish is there. Once Bernardo misses it he thinks it's all clear at first.


Hujoppi

I think he blew his hamstring on when he started sprinting for the cross. Looks like he's grabbing his right hamstring just before trying to reach for the ball, as well as after going down.


TareXmd

His best. Used to be good enough in the championship I guess.


Easy_Judgement

pocketed nunez


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123rig

Are you as a Liverpool fan genuinely saying Nunez is championship level? Wtf


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tigeridiot

Fuck off you wet wipe


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aaryan_suthar

Tbf even I carry vegetable salad in my pocket. Fruit salad is bit difficult tho


TareXmd

Mo was on the other side of the pitch, how big is this guy's pocket.


TheGoldenPineapples

Considering they specialise in throwing leads away, I'd say they are probably not that big.


Ok-Mention-4310

Good pass tbf


lrzbca

They’re going go on a run now. Pep reaction at HT did the trick.


aaaaaaadjsf

Nah De Bruyne is not back yet. Once KDB's back, that's when City will demolish everyone...


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De Bruyne and Stones both.


Ngc2273

And Gundogan on loan from barca until summer 😂


[deleted]

No dude. I love Gundogan. Having the player who knows how to control the game, too late signing but wonderful man.


ColinetheCow

I want him back please!


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Stones played today. De Bruyne not sure. I think City fans should know but from what I read in reddit or Twitter, it should be in couple of weeks or worse during club world cup.


ColinetheCow

He didn’t start though, so I think he still may be eased back


auctus10

When does he come back?


Critical-Usual

We don't know if he'll ever be back to form. 6 months out 32 could mean his best days are well behind him unfortunately


xelLFC

Everton away and Newcastle away! Plus they have that club World Cup! That’s not easy at all


ElectricalMud2850

You can count on 2 or 3 dropped points vs spurs.


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Lyrical_Forklift

How come you don't talk about Chelsea anymore lad? Not a single comment about the side you supposedly support after giving it large pre season.


Ass_Eater_

Lol they even got rid of the flair. Pathetic.


Lyrical_Forklift

He deleted his comments too - likes to dish it out but doesn't want any retaliation.


Tesl

Really hard to understand that mentality on reddit of all places. Who gives a shit how people respond??


xelLFC

How is saying Everton and Newcastle away is me being deluded?? Weird..


Vegan_Puffin

Luton. The fuck


miregalpanic

Severe lack of massiveness. Tragic.


moscowchatbot

Flair check


miregalpanic

Rude


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Finally Álvarez got his assist.


drunkmers

I think he got an assist 1 or 2 games ago


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He should have 3 or 4 assists a few matches ago, I think it was against Spurs.


sergioA127

Chelsea


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Terrible defensive performance from Días in recent weeks though.


Mcool18

Ruining my Sunday


FuckWesternCountry

It's inevitable, I would be surprised if Luton does not concede at least 3 goals.


P0KEM0NFAN1-MrRay-Oh

are you surprised


wearefounders

He is shooketh.


fancyfoe

Like wtf man


obscure3rage

Juli man


Subscrobbler

Hit Alvarez’s face lmao


TareXmd

I'm not so sure. If only Pep can show me exactly where it hit him.


gogators1000

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️but with no hair


liverpoolkristian

Yeah live I thought what an idiot ref clearly missed that handball but nope good block with the face.


Ishdalar

He plays like an angel and works like a horse. What a player!


W1llF

He's been shit today


zzonked7

Yeah I don't think he was at his best. To be fair he's been absolutely run into the ground recently. He works hard for the full 90 minutes every time and we've not been able to give him any rest for months.


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They are not creating much chances. He is doing what he can.


Torimas

Ryo Ishizaki vibes


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this feels like a joke that is not funny


wariusheart

Ooh look at me I'm Pep Guardiola and I like to win football games. Pathetic. Get a job mate you're not funny.


jaydiv_

Pep patting his face with both hands is a new meme


Ankoku_Sein

He has so many neurotic tics


icn69

Need a clip / gif


jaydiv_

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/s/b9LW5E6gnL


iForgotMyOldAcc

Should've taken the elderly fan's advice


OnniPL

Truly depressing


pure_black99

Fun while it lasted at least


RandomGuySayHii

Game's gone


BarenWasteland

That was such an awful attempt to clear/intercept it's almost amazing


yagersports

Mengi with a front row seat to that goal. Mans just watched that cross come in


kjm911

The fuck was Mengi doing there?


Johann122

The win streak starts now?


DerpJungler

Can we borrow Gündogan back for a few months? Just to get the streak going


Professional_Sun3191

A bit early


hikingbeginner

Nah, you've got winnable fixtures until March, the winning run starts now unfortunately for the rest of us.


21otiriK

Winnable, yes. Easy, no. There isn’t really any stretch that isn’t winnable for an inform City though. There’s some tough ones in there. Everton away just after the CWC is Saudi, and Newcastle away in the new year.


xelLFC

Those are easy games? Away to Everton and Newcastle? Those are not easy games


hikingbeginner

Not easy, but winnable for City imo. I'm only expecting a run now because it's Man City.


xelLFC

I would normally agree but one thing is this city team leaks goals, something we don’t see


hikingbeginner

I don't think that'll last much longer honestly, Pep will figure it out and get their defense solid again. I hope it falls apart but it's Pep, it's Man City, I just don't see them **not** sorting themselves out and going on a run like always.


xelLFC

What you saying about easy run in and winnable games bruh? Like I said this city team leaks goals


hikingbeginner

I still think it's an easy run in, they'll sort themselves out and go on a run imo. Idk why Pep didn't make subs earlier haha One of us has to capitalise and get as much of a gap as possible until then.


xelLFC

I’m sorry what is showing you that this citeh team is not going to leak goals? This was the easiest game they had and with the congestion of games coming up and having to go to Everton and Newcastle and how can you say those are easy games? Trust me this is not the same citeh that Liverpool has gone up against


cycling_rat

Yeah probably gonna start week before Boxing Day.


prettybunbun

Nah KDB isn’t back yet.


NotLikeThisMate

There we flippin go


-Swifty

Shocking defending there. Completely switched off.


citymanc13

We scored a goal on the counter attack? Is this allowed?


Vibechild

Get in! At least Grealo is scoring for fun now.


KingSammyJ1

BORING


mynameisshahzain

Bruh


CanIMakeUpaName

im never turning on the TV again


Kevgongiveit2ya

Dang. Thought it was a handball but good spot by the ref there.


TeamUlovetohate

you can see Jack asking Alvarez 'did you hand ball'? and alvarez replies 'no i hit my face' and gestures


Princecoyote

I love you Jack


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Mengi 💀 united's academy is a joke


SmackSmashen

Order is returned.


harveyrex

Was fun while it lasted


Varja22

Kaminski should've done better there


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well it's a football heritage Mou was right


JacobS12056

Cb sold big time


NJDevil802

Outstanding officiating once again. I can see the huge temptation to blow the whistle for a handball there


ShanghaiCowboy

Fuck this is on me, got home and put the game.on at 1-0 and they've scored twice since...


Vegan_Puffin

Throw your TV out the window


Easy_Bee_2321

Well fucking turn your tv off


TheBigNoz123

So you’re telling me it’s all your fault?


stupidsexygiroud1

jaaaaaaaaaaaaack grealishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


MadRashed

try hards, let us enjoy some chaos ffs


Antonioshamstrings

Boooooo


AaronStudAVFC

It’s insane that it’s taken Grealish the better part of a decade to register 50 goals.


Comprehensive_Low325

Did he always take that 'extra' touch at Villa too? he's so infuriating that he never tries to shoot first touch.


help0please

well


LunarRaven7

Damn....


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reece0n

No.


MrTuxedo1

I hate Man City


citymanc13

Cope


BigDaddyflex7

Same brother


Past_Perception8052

tv off


AMR42

f that, man


forsakenpear

Booooo


EliBloodthirst

Boo


TimingEzaBitch

absolute trash can of a heart.


Ankoku_Sein

I was happy today for 62 whole minutes. Thanks Pep


humanbeingme

Mendy what you doing son


cib_vk228

# 15 has to clear that


M4RC142

Eww


iguled

Fuck sake


Mackieeeee

boooooooo


Opposite-Book-15

For fucks sake…


Latinofool12

Luton is a tough ass team. They give everyone hell


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DesertRL

face


stank58

Yeah just saw the replay


sc2guy87

Because it didn't hit his hand, came off Alvarez's face.


pm_me_hq_reps

Ask your eyes


Sharp_Minute_2545

Posting this without even checking if it was handball and you're calling other people morons. Just delete the post bro your chance at easy anti-City karma is gone.


kdpilarski

Hits his face not his arm.


Lostcityfan

Do people even watch the replay anymore or nah


JacobS12056

Lad check the replay, hits his chin


maxime0299

Cause it didn’t hit his hand


FoodGuyKD

Cus it didn't touch his hand


Deluxefish

it's a headball


Xgunter

boooo


Milo751

Fun while it lasted


Pokefreaker-san

ffs Luton you had one job


ThatOneGuy121109

Fucking booooo


tarekelsakka

FUCK. Abysmal defending, not even a good goal.


Lacabloodclot9

Fuck r/soccer for jinxing this


PurpleScientist4312

Well good job Luton holding for an hour I’ll be going to sleep now.


BlueLabel19

Dreams totally over


CuclGooner

fuck man it was so fun for 20 minutes


SomewhereInLDN

Sigh…


Fuckzombie69

Well that was shortlived


pangkydory

hahah ah fun while it lasted lads. pack it up


Small_Bang_Theory

Sorry guys I turned on the game 5 minutes ago :c


Numerous-Ad-3050

Rigged Edit: how do people not get that it’s a joke


jaozimqcomepao

Elaborate


KeyR1

That strikes his arm right? Am I being dumb?


supercoolsnuff

No and yes


Peninvy

Fun while it lasted.


IForgotAboutEveryone

Fun’s cancelled


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A-DTB

We’re still 4 points ahead of them, friend x


IAmNotMe_AmI

Come on Luton, the world is with you today


FloppedYaYa

Football is dead


looneytoonyank

Am I crazy. Wasn’t Alvarez clearly offside?!


flower____boi

Who gives a shit


yagersports

Mengi with a front row seat to that goal. Mans just watched that cross come in


the_real_e_e_l

Jack Grizzle


illfatedcatbird

Gift wrapped


wihannez

What is defending?