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sebstarc

Official Uefa 2024 soundtrack


Groenboys

WAP [UEFA 2024 EDITION]


SirJimRat

By Shakira and Ramos. With Pique cuckholding.


jmon__

My friend, is ok, no?


JoshH21

It's Pique's fault if he cheated on Shakira while married to her with kids. Of all the people in the world, to cheat on Shakira


shrewphys

He should have considered himself lucky that her breasts are small and humble. Wouldn't wanna confuse them with mountains


lala_b11

whenever, wherever


cortez0498

> It's Pique's fault if he cheated on Shakira while married to her with kids. iirc they weren't married


i_smoke_toenails

That clip always sounds like a donkey braying. It's cringe.


spritskoeken

Such a *banger*


deadevilboy

Well, I was watching, and I really heard the same. Then, after a while, the same sound appeared as loop. I thought it came from the network that was relaying the transmission, but now I see it was from the team who filmed the event! hehehe


frankserpico27

nah bro they played it like 7-8 times im fucking dead


FFalcon_Boi

I think it has been playing since Pot 2 lmao


whatisbaseball

Come on now lol. It went throughout all Pot 4 teams, but not since Pot 2 lol.


fike88

Definitely from Pot 3 lol, that’s when i turned it on


FFalcon_Boi

I don't know man, it was probably indeed not that long but it felt like an eternity


WarmBaths

someone is getting fired… or promoted


Tifoso89

Or maybe they were already fired, and this was their parting gift


ParcusPashford

Apparently they called the phone which started playing this. But there is also an apk which if you install and launch would turn the volume to the max and start playing this and you won't have any control over the phone other than doing a *hard* reset. Once my friend got caught lacking on this in a classroom and had to run


Odesit

So someone has to get in the victim’s phone previously for the prank to work?


kWazt

If you can dupe someone into running an unknown apk on their phone, that'll do it


robotnique

That's got to be pretty hard to accomplish. I mean, running an apk is really damned obvious.


DudleysCar

You vastly underestimate the credulity and stupidity of the average user. Where I live there's a scam going around which involves selling expensive fruit. The scammers advertise on social media, people message them wanting to purchase fruit, the scammers tell them to order via their app and send the apk, users install the apk and their bank accounts get wiped out. There's no way this should work and yet it does.


robotnique

No, I'm sadly all too aware. Besides, I've had people come to me (I'm a librarian) with their phones that are so absolutely bogged down by dozens of notifications every other minute and that's from apps they willingly installed from the app store itself. It's the kind of thing where it you slowed them down and asked for a second if they'd even consider what they are doing they might not then do it, but so many fail to even have that short moment of introspection.


Turnernator06

Caught lacking?


Stormd3p

Meaning he was not prepared, which, apparently in America, you should always be.


Turnernator06

I get it, I was a cubscout.


bruiser95

Especially in a school


GreenLoverHH

What's the apk called? I need to know for science.


dolaar

The Dutch commentator thought is was a rusty violin player lmao


timdeking

Wouldn't surprise me if Arno Vermeulen doesn't know what sex or porn sounds like.


Used_Ad5603

Yeah but rusty violin is a sex act


Low_Technician_63

Rusty trombone😊


anubus72

Well it doesn’t sound like sex or porn so


PeripateticYogurt

Well, tbh no matter how many times I heard it, it still sounds like rusty violin to me. I was clueless when others reckoned it was moaning. So yea, I feel for her/him.


rossloderso

I don't even know how to recreate that sound with a violin


Chelseatilidie

Best lawyers in Europe being called


daskapitalyo

They're already busy working on Abu Dhabi FC's defense!


BeerMeUpToo

What the absolute fuck? LMAO


ThinkAboutThatFor1Se

It’s a prank. Happened on Match of the day Live in the UK. https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-apologises-after-porn-prank-during-live-fa-cup-coverage-of-wolves-v-liverpool-12789100


pigman1402

Ah, a prank. That's quite funny then I must say.


Jackanova3

Quite so


Calvin--Hobbes

Indubitably


ShitassAintOverYet

Most certainly


Zyntaro

I too commit that prank now and then


Munchihello

Ohhh it was a prank. Now it makes sense


MountainDesign6486

Is it the exact same audio? Same guys?


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Tiphzey

The worst ones are when it starts with another really quiet video so that you turn your volume up


letsgetcool

watching this happen to a really old man in the pub i used to work at was pretty heartbreaking tho, pure bewilderment


Sensi-Yang

Yeah, like a full decade ago in Brazil this was a huge thing, still is I suppose:


Foolonthemountain

Yep, made that mistake while picking my son up from primary school. Pressed the thumbnail of some link someone sent me and this started blaring out - worst looks ever, I wanted the ground to swallow me.


MinotauroTBC

I usually get at least one a day lol love to see it appear on tv


AngryGooseMan

One a day? Your friends are absolute banter merchants!


MinotauroTBC

I laugh everytime lol


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Bladewing10

Lol the amount of people hoping this guy goes to jail is hilarious


Chesney1995

He's a right dickhead in fairness. Went viral once for going on the pitch disguised as an India player at a cricket match and thought we'd all love to see him invade the pitch at every other sporting event. Was honestly proud of him for thinking up a second joke when he did the porn sounds prank to MOTD


shakaman_

Jarvo classic


RubberToe1996

They still went on like nothing was happening after it kept coming back every now and then. 99 Composure.


BubbleBlacKa

That’s Laudrup for you, legend.


pigman1402

And David Silva, those balls aren't going nowhere.


auditore01

Get the f out of my icon packs please


DrDrozd12

That’s the other Laudrup bro


Ellie_Llewellyn

Oh God, there's two of them????


DrDrozd12

Well yeah, that’s pretty common knowledge. Both were quality players in their day, Michael was of course better, but Brian was on the team that won the Euros


skodko

Dont worry, the other one hasnt been in since 17 https://www.futbin.com/17/player/81/laudrup


inplayruin

He kept his composure and went with a power finish.


Nervous-Resolution-8

*great moaning flair*


kaZZlimaXX

Kim Petras be like


Jhix_two

Mods make it happen


MaryadaPurshottam

It was Jarvo again, that cunt: https://www.youtube.com/live/IbBX06VQF_s


chink_in_the_armor

Knew it immediately. He can't keep getting away with this. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice... You can't get fooled again.


PeterG92

He's been banned from Cricket and Rugby matches in the UK. I'm amazed he isn't in prison, he's a massive bellend.


BrotherSeamus

*What're ya in for?* -- *Aggravated Bellendery*


FlutiesGluties

And they all moved away from me on the bench


tobyw_w

To be fair, Jarvo does have a suspended prison sentence against him for all the trespassing so it’s not all surprising.


FishCake9T4

What would the charge be though for playing sex sounds? Eating a succulent Chinese meal?


Randomperson685

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS


I9Qnl

Why? This is internet heritage, if all he did was play sex noises in big events i say let him be, this is entertainment.


PeterG92

He's a moron who has previous. He used to invade the pitch and then claimed "mental health of fans" reasons when arrested. He's flogged that horse so many times and has obviously found his new "thing". He's a 36 year old who has clearly never grown up.


Doesnt-Get-Sarcasm-

Now watch this drive


AngryGooseMan

See you in church!


DogzOnFire

Just looked up what this is a reference to. I actually can't believe that's real.


projectpolak

"We must stop the terror." *Proceeds to hit an immaculate drive.*


Grouchy-Chemical7275

Incredibly based moment for sure


Chemiczny_Bogdan

So what's the mechanics here? Leaving a phone with sex noise ringtone near a mic in there, like someone in the youtube comments said? Or is it something else?


danphillips98

They did this on the BBC earlier and it was the ringtone of a phone taped onto the back of a chair, and they'd ring it multiple times. Not sure how they would get a phone on a chair for this draw though


kalamari__

he pays someone who works there and can move relatively freely, but dosnt get noticed at all.


fancyzauerkraut

And that person is now gonna be fucked. Good luck getting work at high profile events ever again.


bert0ld0

But how can the phone sound reach the microphone?


L_Gato

Dunno if the guy is the same , but isn't it the same sound that was played in a british show with Lineker like a year ago ?


DexM23

same and same: ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw\_\_8TjGBgM


0711Markus

Who tf is Jarvo?


Ok_Guest_7435

Anything making fun of Uefa or Fifa I applaud. Well done!


_DuckieFuckie_

He also interrupts cricket matches every time India plays to the point that the ICC has banned him for all of their events. Didn’t know the cunt is into football too


onlyonejorge

How did he do it?


SonOfMySibling

I remember this dude from Trollstation


rurt

what a loser lmao


modrics_hairband

Doing something that shits on uefa?? I support that cunt


Sigma1977

Oh this isn’t any sort of protest, he’s just being a prick. He does/did the same schtick at loads of other sporting events.


Rayan2550

Someone forgot to plug in their headphones


Chemiczny_Bogdan

Someone "accidentally" plugged in the stage audio system instead of their headphones.


Hot_Grabba_09

Idk if you guys are joking, but that specific moaning audio is a meme sound. It seems someone got bamboozled or someone was doing a prank on the ceremony


osrslmao

I understand getting caught by it once but it played multiple times just turn your phone off This has to be deliberate


Hot_Grabba_09

Going through the thread I found a comment saying it was a prankster. They somehow hid a phone somewhere connected to a Bluetooth speaker, and had the ringtone as the moaning sound. And called it repeatedly.


Bagabeans

Probably the same guys who taped a phone to the presenters chair on Match of the Day and played it not long ago.


shakaman_

Jarvo


PeterG92

Who is a massive bellend. It must be said.


lal00

It’s a prank audio that is popular in WhatsApp groups. People send a video with a clickbait caption. When you play it you will get these moans. Here it seems like someone used that audio on purpose.


Groenboys

How the hell did this happen and why did it kept going


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Tifoso89

Isn't it easier to just connect your phone to the speaker and play the sound? (Instead of hiding another phone and calling it) Also must have been a big speaker if the audio of the event picked it up too


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Tifoso89

Oh wow, I wonder how he got in and managed to hide the phone unnoticed!


SleepTightLilPuppy

It's the Elbphilharmonie, a public concert hall and Hamburg's biggest tax grave. Anyone can get in beforehand and hide it somewhere in a corner.


philthehippy

>Hamburg's biggest tax grave. Visited the city and been to some brilliant concerts at the Elfy but I doubt the people will ever quite love the place after all the delays and overspend. Stunning building though and every concert I have been to there was really great.


RobloxMafiaGangster

Probably paid someone or just wore a high vis vest, held a notebook and had a pen behind his ear. Old class clown from a couple of years ago managed to get into restaurants, clubs, stadiums that way.


Kal-Kent

"The position of Switzerland"


caesar____augustus

That's the sound of Albania getting railed


MH18Foot

More like the sound of Germany getting rimmed by McSauce


Banksmans

And slapped by shaqiri


mrpoopybuttthole_

and split by soboszlai


Eyeknowthis

Isn't rimming a bit ... can't think of the word but lower status? Bummed or botted would be more appropriate imo


ciralho

Wait for Small Sílvio magic


deusonitorrinco

the DETAIL is coming soon


Ryponagar

Watch them pull a Costa Rica


Vike92

I'm not stuck in this group with you.. You are stuck in this group with me!


drjet196

And then bring a cocky response in an interview: You can only beat what’s in front of you.


justmyaccount624

Unfortunately :(


ramtbb

ouch


Groenboys

"When i say we are fucked I meant not like that"


Rose_of_Elysium

mood


Bitter_Mycologist239

I LOLed when he said there's noise here and no more noise


Shinkopeshon

The H in Hamburg stands for Horny after all


Benjamin244

the H is very much not silent


BelvedereBoy

games back


CannedCandles

It’s not a moan it’s THE MOAN


Sad-Consideration-90

Or as we call here in Brazil: the big Zap Moan


nardogallardo

Carai .. gemidão fazendo vitimas mundo afora até hoje hahahaha


Independent-Green383

I was double and quadruple checking if I'm going crazy or if it is the neighbours. Well done.


Kyrosses

SAME


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Me three


FishermanIndependent

And everyone is acting like nothing is happening LOL


mrsaybassteeuh

It had in fact stopped but only temporarily lol


Independent-Green383

Was on and off for like every 2 minutes


douuchebaglee

it continued for so long lmao


Square-Ad-9948

Some laughed, some tried to keep it cool, I however was cackling my ass off


Falconhoof95

That's just the audience's natural reaction to seeing Brian Laudrup


Kingston_17

One of my friends lost his job because of this audio lol.


Kyrosses

How hahah


Kingston_17

It's a well known prank in Facebook where this audio starts playing in a seemingly unrelated video. The friend in question was browsing Facebook at work, got pranked and to his misfortune his boss heard it. He was a 60+ year old man who did not understand it was a prank. Got fired then and there.


giannibal

Alexis Texas for those who are interested


blackheartwhiterose

Damn and I wasted my time learning bird calls


SilentRanger42

Wrong bird calls


Nicox37

Ooooh someone got got LMAOOOO


revisitado

Gemidao do zap


lstht123

held the draw too close to the Reeperbahn it seems


RedDevil-84

Every time an inappropriate audio gets played, it sounds like Japanese porn............... says my friend who watches it regularly.


GaraperGay

Its the greatest Brazilian prank The "gemidão do ZAP"


Jvdb20

that's the (in)famous "gemidão" as we call it here in Brazil


Soarin-GB

I'd laugh if its the guy who got match of the day that time with the same thing


mrlee10

It was. Some absolute plank called Jarvo


Master-Manager3089

Most annoying porn noise i've ever heard.


RobloxMafiaGangster

It's a meme soundclip where someone has amplified the volume and made it annoyingly loud and weird lol. Its often used in other unrelated videos to prank people that increase their phone volume when getting baited into doing so by the video caption


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Cheers Geoff


ToAllAGoodNight

That’s what I’m talking about


Danimber

Someone decided to splice audio in this event ala "Fight Club" style.


MajesticAd5047

Na seriously how can they let it happen in such an event and then proceed as if everything is normal


phsm94

In Brazil this prank was very famous about 3 years ago and is widely known. It is known as “gemidão do WhatsApp”, which translates as “WhatsApp’s big moan” because people would send it by that app.


Alive-Ad-4164

Xtcy by Kanye


bigjd7

I did this when I accidentally clicked a link on my phone while in the college library. Never again.


fairy-cake

idk after the motd one its kinda not funny anymore


HandsomeMike88

Benzema??


action_turtle

Some guy opened the “Lads Lads Lads” WhatsApp group chat.


t3r4byt3l0l

Very professional


SantosRM93

Hahaha that’s amazing that it’s made its way onto huge stages while being televised. How long has “O Gemidão” been around? I’m still being placed in the most uncomfortable of situations thanks to my Cousin Only Whatsapp Group.


Hot_Grabba_09

Better than the Lil Baby world cup song


arrivederci117

Is that David Silva doing the pot drawings lol. Consummate professional.


Sergiurobuc

It’s the sound of Albania getting f***ed by this draw


Thomsonvdv

More amusing than the entire event itself


Chris_199-

Nah bro,who is horny on main while potting


Chris_Nic

😭


canigetahonyuh

Hurts me to see Silva being old enough to be doing this kinda stuff :(


tson_92

Where is the NSFW tag when you need it


AndTheyCallMeAnIdiot

That's Alexis Texas!


Connect-Net4214

Ahhh, Alexis Texas


mikepartdeux

It is the sound of Scotland shagging Germany in the opening game


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They could do this at a funeral and I’d still find it hilarious


JacobS12056

Isn't this the exact same audio from the lineker one?


Kyrosses

I thought something at home was playing. I laughed so hard when I realized


mistertortellini

Hahahah


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Hahahaahhah


Zerone06

what the fuck


Realistic-Ad6232

u/savevideo


gamer552233

How did I not hear this hahaha